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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5072 - Favs: 7,004 - Follows: 7,572 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Hidden Prophices by Tainted Purification reviews
Moonpaw is a young apprentice in EmeraldClan, and her brother is an evil killer! Can she stop him before it is too late? Please read and review!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,441 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/17/2008
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mistake by Sleets reviews
[An apprentice brought the rat back… he was too young to remember.] True, but there were more ShadowClan chose to hide. Inspired by my own curiosity and the sudden disappearance of the ShadowClan apprentice from the allegiances. Not a oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 12/3/2006
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
A Hundred Ways to Say You're My Brother by Griselda Banks reviews
Because they care for each other. Because they are the central driving force of the series. Because they inspire dozens of fics every day. Because I am crazy, and they are the reason why. Mentions of Royai and EdWin, but NO ELRICEST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 130,936 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: A Trip To Rivendell by mbus55 reviews
Once again the heroes of Middle Earth find themselves tricked into listening to a fanfic written by one of their own. Crazy antics ensue as history is mangled, Mary Sues attack, and everyone is insulted. Based on Things As They Should Be: By Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
No Answers in the Record Books by Becimpala33 reviews
She asks him "Who could let their own daughter die?" and he has no answer. For lost in 108's prompt "history". Spoilers through 6.08 and for King Lear.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Alex, Ben - Complete
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Dora of the Rings by Jasonbobdude reviews
Dora the Explorer is chosen to take the One Ring to Mordor. As a little bonus, all of the dialogue is in iambic pentameter!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Gandalf - Complete
Quiet Desperation by Menthol Pixie reviews
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." An AU drabble featuring Sawyer and Charlie as part of the O6, minus Kate and Claire. Was a one shot but I've decided to continue it.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Charlie, Sawyer - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wolf in a Sheepsuit by libraryloser reviews
Between his furry problem and new head boy duties, Remus Lupin has a lot to deal with in his seventh year. But when he falls unusually hard for a pretty new girl, the Marauders think something very suspicious is going on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of a Hogwarts Squid by CousinCalamari reviews
Looking for a serious, angsty fic about Harry and the gang? You're looking in the wrong place! This is a very silly fic about the Giant Squid and his campaign to get the sewage system of Hogwarts to stop dumping waste in his front yard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006 - George W., Fred W.
bring may death with the flowers by painted.inkblot reviews
That month isn't right, and because of 1998, it never will be. // May and the memories, emotions, and regrets that come with it. Series of oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Officer, Shoot These People by Osiris Ra reviews
ZOMG, the Others are Shippers! Ridiculous toungeincheek about who The Others REALLY are and what they REALLY want from the Losties. 4 of them, in particular. Chapt 24 Up!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Ana, Sawyer
Dead People live in Closets by Random Under the Sun reviews
Major Denial Fic. Because we all know dead people live in back of closets. Includes Sirius, Tonks, Remus, Colin, Fred, Moody. Hopefully funny. canon pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Fellowship Cooks Dinner by Nari-chan SND reviews
After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006
Don't Stay by GoldenFlash22 reviews
Detective Harry Potter moved thousands of miles away, to the United States, to escape the emotional turmoil from his divorce. He should've known escaping wouldn't be easy, and neither would his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Wife is a Witch? by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Drabble. How exactly did Seamus Finnigan's muggle father find out that he'd married a witch?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Project: Aleph by KhamanV reviews
In the far future, a desperate man works on an insane plan to save the world. But the companion he tears out of future's weave with him is not so sure of success... Highly speculative. In fact, more than a little cracky. Spoilers to the end of S5.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Order of the Puns by PowerOfFail reviews
Just as the title reads: an Order meeting with puns, executed, of course, by Fred and George. Other characters include: Molly, Ron, Gin, Dumbles, Lupin, Snape, Bill, Fleur, Tonks, Arthur, and Lee.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Civil War, Civil Sin by lilien passe reviews
Memories of nations torn asunder. A collection of one-shots centering around civil war, including England, America, Spain, France, Japan and Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Squash by nor do i reviews
England teaches Sealand what being a nation really is. oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
F is for by Miss Chelle reviews
In which America reveals his middle name to England. Crack one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
hetalia by dyllyny bryccyli reviews
axis powers picnic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
The Quibbler by churu reviews
Ed has crossed the Gate, and when he wakes up he finds himself in a graveyard. The person he meets first is a little odd...to say the least. Harry Potter crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Luna L., Edward E.
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo by Determined reviews
While trying to order coffee, Canada's attempts are thwarted by idiots...resulting in his patience and sarcasm running dry. Deadpanning has never been so deadly. *Just ask America*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Canada - Complete
Ear Day by 142staircases reviews
Once a year, friends, family and fans gather at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to commemorate a most momentous occasion...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
March Fools by McMuffinDragon reviews
Office AU. Arthur, who had only experienced the horrors of Alfred's April Fools twice, was already sick of this. He spent half the month of March trying to plan how to get him back. Hilarity ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/19/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Attack of Sir Tapsalot by Werewolf of Fire reviews
There's a monster crawling around the meeting room. Chaos ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Latvia - Complete
Hamburger Spring Rolls by Canadino reviews
America, the land of the free home of the brave, decides that he must spread his awesomeness to everyone. China is his victim this time around. Can you say hamburger spring rolls? Goodness, not AMERICAN Chinese food...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - America, China - Complete
Mr Cotton's Parrot by TertiaryRaiths reviews
Basically, a girl is transported into the Pirates of the Caribbean world. But she's not exactly herself......
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,413 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008
Pushing Daisies by Dance in the Moonlight reviews
Miles hated his father. Hated him for dying before he could find him to tell him so. - Miles considers his name, Pierre Chang, his gift, and jazz. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Miles - Complete
State of Mind by YukiSkye reviews
Alfred decides it's about time Arthur gets checked out about his... mentality
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That Long Shadow by intastella burst reviews
Driveshaft is on all the damn time, even two, three years after the fact, as if their music is suddenly bettered, sanctified. When the lead singer howls you allllll everybody it sounds eerie, like spirits. I'll see you in another life, brother.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Desmond - Complete
Heiderich by Schizophasia reviews
Ed finally looked up, eyes piercing. “You aren’t Al.”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
testimony by So Guhn reviews
In the end you'll find no one waited for you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Comfort by miss latvia reviews
Estonia has learned that it’s not unusual for Latvia not to sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
We're Not Friends! by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Jack asks an innocent question and Barbossa goes off on him. Ha! They are the old married couple reincarnated. Dedicated to Nytd! -I've finally gone back and edited some things, thanks to those who pointed it out-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reimbursment by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Calypso doesn't understand why Ragetti doesn't want anything in return for setting her free. No slash, sorry. Oneshot. My first fanfic, so please be nice.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ragetti, Tia D. - Complete
The Weasley Kind of Help by TwoTrees reviews
They got through the war, but now they have to face an even greater challenge - Fred & George decide it's their time to save the world. Do their friends have any chance of surviving this? AU to DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Phobia by A Bibliophile reviews
Ed finds himself forced to face his greatest fears when he encounters a boggart. Oneshot. Harry Potter Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Darwin by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
Luna Lovegood's love life from the perspective of her plant, Darwin. L/N
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Stairs by TiredGreenEyes reviews
Remus and Sirius still have trouble picking up their friendship from where it left off. But that doesn't mean they'll give up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hogwarts Love Triangle? by Bil reviews
Rita Skeeter never did allow facts to get in the way of a good story. Albus is amused. Set during PS. AD, MM, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Things Drunken Men Speak by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza goes to pick Roy up from the bar in what she deems as the typical Friday night. Little does she know that she will get a huge surprise from a drunken Roy. Birthday fic for Mrs. Riza Mustang. ROYAI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Of Recoil and Grace by cupid-painted-blind reviews
She is a romantic at heart, she thinks. If she could only believe in romance. //The slow damnation of Merope Gaunt.//
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Merope G. - Complete
Foreign by blueskiesahead reviews
I did not belong in the world of shady trees and cool streams. Tawnypaw centric.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Oh shut up, Weatherby by PowerOfFail reviews
George and Weatherby have a little chit-chat about a certain dead-Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2008 - George W., Percy W.
The Stick Snippets by Liv of life reviews
The Order members aren't insane. They're not. Hell no, nothing odd happens here. No siree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005
Breaking the Fourth Wall by Angelic Prophecy reviews
You can find some weird things if you Google your name....
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
When You Break A TV: Night 5 by Ogreatrandom reviews
Maggie is a bit of a klutz, and accidentally dropped her tv set down a flight of stairs. As punishment she must live through 7 nights of her favorite movies. You don’t have to read the previous nights to understand.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Never Bet Against A Giant Squid by PowerOfFail reviews
Who did Lee Jordan ask to the Yule Ball? Have you never wondered this? Well, if you've pondered this question, Larry the Giant Squid may have your answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Lee J. - Complete
Watching Potter by isilee reviews
set during DH, this follows the Weasley twins as they take part in the resistance group Order of the Phoenix and start somthing of their own the radio program Potterwatch. Reviews loved if you like it or hate it, just please let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - George W., Fred W.
The Wolf, The Deatheaters, and The Jokes by Ogreatrandom reviews
Three of our favorite characters find themselves the prisoners of some of the Death Eaters who survived the last battle. Unfortunately no one is looking for them, since everyone thinks that they’re dead. Spoilers/AU Please review! Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Our Werewolf by Wuff reviews
Raising werewolves properly is vital to ensure safety in the wizarding world," the Ministry says. "Therefore it should only be done by respectable and responsible families." So the Blacks decide to purchase young Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,401 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Witch Weasley by Skippy-the-Rabbit reviews
one-shot Hermione accidentally lets slip to Ron that she's faniced all of his brothers. But what will he say when he finds out which one she likes now? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 27 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The most random alternate ending for the Harry Potter series ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Stasis by cupid-painted-blind reviews
There is no villain. There is no hero. There is only redemption and damnation, success and failure. Regulus Black, and growing up in all the wrong ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Why One Should Always Have Blemishes by Zoius and the Devil reviews
It's King Edmund the MANLY, now.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Shivers by blueskiesahead reviews
She gave him the shivers. DustpeltxRussetfur
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Who To Be: Rodent or Rapier? by PowerOfFail reviews
Set during Deathly Hallows. A plan to make George less holey goes awry leaving Fred looking somewhat different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Death Eaters: The First Four Years by faballa reviews
When Voldemort took in his main group of Death Eaters, could he have made some...mistakes? Could it have possibly been unwise for him to hire groups of teenagers right out of school, especially teens with severe social "intricacies?" This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Voldemort
Taken Too Literally by BandGeek58407 reviews
Ben decides to take the knighting by his grandfather a little too seriously, which wouldn't be such a bad thing if Riley hadn't walked in on him. Chaos and silly brotherly fluff ensues. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
When Firestar Got Bored by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
What happens when Firestar gets bored just before some warrior ceremonies? Some cats get very embarassed! Also featuring Brook with catnip! First funny warriors story so R&R please! One-shot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 253 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Seeks Therapy by carrot138 reviews
A short little story about our favorite dark lord needing some help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Will Turner by xSPUDx reviews
If you are a Will Turner fan...TURN BACK NOW! This is intended for those who DO NOT LIKE WILL. Rated T for saftey.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
The Harry Potter Haiku by Nutrigrain Fruitspray reviews
Harry writes a haiku about the story of his life. And wow is it accurate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Common Misconceptions by Aero-Lee reviews
Hufflepuffs are viewed as being pushovers. Ravenclaws are bookworms. Slytherins are evil. And Gryffindors are stuck up. Tell me, what house is for you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Cross Referencing by Silent Nacht reviews
Harry is putting things in order, finding what he's not looking for, and occasionally having something like a life. DH spoilers. Epilogue compliant. Character study.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
iVoldy by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
What will happen when Voldemort goes 21st century? The good, the bad, and the explosive of an upgraded wizarding world to iPods, computers, and video games. No ships, so far. Rated for mild language... Epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
still too early to dream by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sometimes, Molly hates Lily Potter. Drabble, post dh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Molly W. - Complete
The Killing Curse by libraryloser reviews
James Potter is hit by a killing curse on the first day of fourth year. Or is he? He clearly didn't die. Sirius and the Marauders investigate-- either Harry wasn't the first Potter to survive that curse... or James has finally cracked! LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Moanings of an Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Three by The morrigan three reviews
Back to Hogwarts for another tedious year. Black has escaped,Lupin is teaching and I, as always, am the last to know. Then to top it all Potter didn't get killed or seriously injured during the holidays.' A diary from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Painting by sweet.summer.rain reviews
Do you remember in the seventh book, when Harry discovers those paintings of him and his friends on Luna's bedroom ceiling? This is the story of how they came to be. Oneshot. Friendship. You didn't have to do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Reality Quidditch by books4evah reviews
Seven different people get seven identical letters. What will happen? Slightly AU; Fred comes back from the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
To Be Stupid by bemj11 reviews
Remus Lupin is always sensible, and never stupid. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
You're Going to Die, Brother by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Thanks to a freak accident, Percy has gone back to the night of the battle and manages to save Fred's life. But the universe, unfortunately, has a habit of course correcting...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,734 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Percy W., Fred W.
Ancient Runes by books4evah reviews
The marauders and Lily and gang all share one class. Ancient Runes. Who knew that one subject could bring up so much controversy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pants by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Sirius, James, Remus, and even Peter have a short little chat about pants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
But What About VOLDEMORT? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Things are going a little bit wrong in the HP universe... Ron's marrying Dobby, the Marauders are having a tea party, and OH YEAH, Voldemort keeps popping up and killing everyone! NOW COMPLETE, OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Slaughter Dew by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The first time it happens, he is fourteen. Sitting at the Gryffindor table, Peter thinks of murder. [Peter, OCD. Dark. Written for a challenge at the Reviews Lounge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
Storms and Rainbows by Bad Mum reviews
Fred had a suspicion that if for some reason one of them ever had to get by without his twin, that George would make a much better shot at it than he would. Because the thing that frightened Fred most of all was the thought of being separated from George
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
I'm Alive by Kewix reviews
Whitepaw asked him a weird question that day.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Whitewing, Spiderleg - Complete
In Desperate Need of Someone Solid by BandGeek58407 reviews
[Oneshot] Professor Binns is tired of being ignored and lonely, so he tries to find a way to spice up his existance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2007 - C. Binns, Sybill T. - Complete
You Can Put Me In Prison by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Whilst still abiding in Azkban Prison, Stan Shunpike reflects on life, love, and the perils of blackmarket wristwatches...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks - Complete
WINRY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a WINRY ROCKBELL unit! With this handy guide, you can learn the basics of raising and caring for your very own Expert Mechanic!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Winry R. - Complete
Great StarClan! by Demon Kitty Girl reviews
A quite random story about what REALLY goes on in StarClan. I'm just having fun with this, so please don't go all crazy about my descriptiveness or whatever. Beware the Milliebeating stick!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
The curse of the mashed potatoes by Threstral Rider reviews
Hermione hasn't read a book for two minutes. Ohmygoodnessgracious, let's all run around screaming like little Rons...uh, girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by Moonstar Kiwi reviews
DO NOT READ THIS FIC
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
The Shampoo is Attacking by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Someone's trying to tell Snape a message. And that message is “WASH YOUR HAIR!”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
George and by marginaliana reviews
George never quite recovers. SPOILERS FOR HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Ted T. - Complete
Snape Makes a Sandwich by GrammaticalMobster reviews
Exactly what the title says.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Tale of Spoinkles by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
“I want my spoinkle, Remmie.”“…”“My spoinkle puff.”“Are you drunk, Sirius?”R&R...pure dialogue. Spoinkles are explained inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mousefur's Tabloid by Mistystream Sootfur's Loyalty reviews
Erin Hunter always decribes Mousefur as 'mischeivious.' Now we know why! Please Read and Review! Rated T for herbs! Cowritten with Silvyo Graystripe's Homie.. half the humor [or more] is hers.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006
Do Not Disturb by Foxieglove reviews
Ragetti wants to know why Jack Sparrow doesn't like him and winds up holding a debate on immortality that nearly proves disastrous for the one eyed pirate. No peanuts were harmed in the making of this fic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Ragetti - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Leafpool's Diary by Snowfeather reviews
This is the diary of Leafpool during the end of Sunset and beyond. This is supposed to be a funny story, so please read and review!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
A Very Harry Awkward Date Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Attempted Humor rewrite of Warriors, TNP midnight by Silvy-oh-Graystripe's homie reviews
Brambleclaw, or shall we call him Brambo, has a fan club of shecats? Spottedleaf is obsessed with Firestar! Bluestar is the only smart one in StarClan? Tawnypelt.. well nevermind. I attempted to make Midnight funny.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006
The Odd Couples Fic by Dewfrost reviews
In this fic, pick two cats, give me a reason why they could be together, and I'll write a fic about them. Any two cats at all...rules are inside.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Excuses by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Flame Alchemist indeed! You're just a pyromaniac! The whole 'Flame Alchemist' thing is just your excuse to blow things up and not have them take it out of your paycheck'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Ramblings of a Ranger of the North by The morrigan three reviews
Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Muggle Pants by Nutrigrain Fruitspray reviews
Archie's point of view of what happened with the pants at the Quidditch World Cup. Random oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
The End by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
There's An Owl In My Bacon by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
Remus hates Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
What's Up Doc? by KRRouse reviews
Sam's just a normal guy trying to make his way in today's world, but with roommates like Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and neighbors like Gimli and Gollum, it's not easy. Rated PG13, just in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Run Away! by TheRandomScribbler reviews
A few inhabitants of Rivendell discover the slashes written about them. Chaos ensues. R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Warriors Find Warriors by Silvy-oh-Graystripe's homie reviews
Graystripe barges in on the Sorry Championship game to tell Firestar that he has made a discovery better than Lucky Charms or Chocolate.. But what is it? Warriors find a copy of Into the Wild thrown in the woods.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by isis uf reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Juniper Berries, Chervil Roots, and Yarrow by Raiegki Leviathan reviews
[ONE SHOT] She saved him from the brink of death, and because of it, he walked the path of the medicine cat. [Littlecloud x Cinderpelt]
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Things As They Should Be: A Christmas Story by mbus55 reviews
During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
All Nighters by Dramabahn reviews
His eyes feel like there going to bleed, his tongue flicks out to brush his dry lips. Finally he slumps into the chair, his chin rests on his knees, his eyes drop closed. It's midnight, and he doesnt understand why he's still here. Drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Photographs by Riza Hawkeye 9 reviews
[There’s is a little boy standing in front of a large shelf of wood, his black onix eyes still have the same curious look from ten minutes ago, he is fascinated] who said photographs can't tell stories ? [royai][lightly spoilers from manga]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 220 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Why Killing Yourself Is A Bad Idea by mbus55 reviews
When I tried to commit suicide, I recieved a punishment far worse than hell... keeping ten of fiction's most suicidal characters from doing themselves in. Features Lord of the Rings, Le Mis, Troy, and Harry Potter characters and a lot of fun randomosity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Beastie by AgentRusco reviews
Some bit of Jack. If you haven't seen Dead Man's Chest, you may not want to read this yet. Unspecific spoilerizing occurs. One shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Fairytale Disaster by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Stardusted by Banana Rum reviews
Gluttony wants.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Gluttony, Envy - Complete
My Brother In Law Kip by BlackOrchid reviews
What does LaFawnduh's family think about Kip? A very short fic explores the issue.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/9/2005
Deconstruction by kirikarin reviews
Tonks is sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Percy Weasley after his abrupt departure from the Ministry of Magic. Nothing is what it seems. The deeper Tonks goes, the more sinster and complex Percy's life appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Percy W., N. Tonks - Complete
Tots by LollipopsAreTears reviews
Napoleon is out of tater tots. Gosh.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2005
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The Haircut by Estelle1 reviews
[Complete] Aragorn needs a haircut and Legolas lends a helping hand....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Voldie's Gone Ghetto! by Nicole11 reviews
Voldemort has become something that everyone fears; a white-ghetto-wannabe!!! He hunts down Harry to kill him. Voldie adn Ron share a few 'yo mama' snaps. Funny and short PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Voldemort
An insight into Merry's mind by edgy wedgy reviews
Ever wanted to see what goes inside the mind of a hobbit? You now can! Of course, Merry isn't exactly the brightest of hobbits...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Lord of the Pants: the Fellowship of the Pants by demon goddess666 reviews
A parody of Lord of the Rings. Isildur steals Sauron's pants with dire consequences. Please read and review....my first fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
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