Author has written 29 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, X-Men: Evolution, Cats, Shugo Chara!, Gakuen Alice, Total Drama series, X-Men: The Movie, Eyes Like Stars, Ben 10, and Supernatural.
HI ALL!!!! Surprised to hear from me?
Well Hi I'm still alive no worries. Though since I'm now a full on adult according to my drivers license and this college diploma that means I now have to maintain at least one full time job.
That being said my new second job is writing and editing movie and television show screenplays. I am working on getting ALL the stories on this account edited and completed, but it will be slow going.
Feel free to PM me with you questions or concerns or requests on which series I edit and rewrite first. On the to do list so far:
--Epilogue for Coffee Shop Cinderella (not sure if I'm up to a full rewrite but we shall see)
So that's all the updates from me :D Thanks for reading and if you need a pick me up read the rest of this nonsense profile that I wrote close to ten years ago?
Nicknames: Kytty, Gidget (Yes I know I'm short thanks for noticing), Alice (I'm bubbly and curious just like the Alice in Wonderland Character)
Okay so here comes the random stuff that we all\most of us have on our profiles. Hey I need a laugh some times too.
"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you... The one who turns to his friends and says 'that's her' " - I don't know who wrote this but I love them!
“If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.” - Author Unknown
“Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with.” -Author Unknown
“We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.” - Author Unknown
“You've spent your whole life running and running, and trying to catch up with something that has never been there for you. And all you've done is go farther and farther away from the precious love that's been waiting for you all the time.” -Author Unknown
“Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.” - Elbert Hubbard
“There are two sorts of romantics: those who love, and those who love the adventure of loving.” -Lesley Blanch
Do you see how you hurt me, baby? So I hurt you too. Then we both get so blue. I am on a lonely road and I am traveling, looking for the key to set me free.” - Joni Mitchell
"A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one."Guy de Maupassant (that's a Remy LeBeau philosophy if I've ever heard one)
“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” - Oscar Levant
“Acting is a way of living out one's insanity.” -Isabelle Huppert
“Control your life through insanity.” -Cliff Burton
“My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.” - Author Unknown
“You're the one who broke my heart, you're the reason my world fell apart, you're the one who made me cry, yet I'm still in love with you and I don't know why.” - Author Unknown
“Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.” -Author Unknown
“You asked me what was wrong, I smiled and said nothing. When you turned around a tear came down and I whispered to myself everything.” -Author Unknown
“Somehow I know we'll meet again, not quite sure where and not sure when, your in my heart so until then good-bye” - Author Unknown
TV & Books:
"When snow melts what does it become?” – Thank you Hatori (Fruits Basket)
"God doesn't make mistakes?! I don't know putting testicles on the outside doesn't seem like such a good idea to me." -Booth & Angela from Bones (the episode with the Gravedigger)
"Apparently, a girl with super strength is far more intimidating than a few muscle-bound thieves." - Thank you to Black-Rose23 (story: The Rogue Xman)
“Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.” - William Shakespeare (Much Ado about Nothing)
“Jeez Louise,” I said. “Where the heck did you come from?” “Bangkok. Not that it matters.” He looked around. - Wicked Appetite by Janet Evanovich (Lizzy to Diesel)
“Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while.” - Wesley (The Princess Bride)
“May I ask you name, my lady? Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.” A Knight's Tale
The Author & Company:
"You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!" - Well I take credit because I say it a lot, but Chellerbelle's the one who brought it to the internet first
"Beware, dude. Women are quick to anger and slow to forgive” - My friends Elliot and Mike say this all the time
"Do not mess in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup" - Its so TRUE!!
"interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum orbis terrarum vincedarum" - Anna, Hunting Ground (Alpha and Omega, book 2) Cookie to all that know what that means!!!!!!!!!
"Those who flame shall fear the wrath of the author and her editing minions who love to flame back ten time better" - ME! After getting my 25th flame six years ago.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (i must say that i firmly believe that you can not fall down stairs, because I have yet to hear of someone in my school who has fallen down them, we all fall up the stairs. Or maybe it is just how they built my school.)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (I do this all the time i mean i think i have some problem with those doors, they're out to get me!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (this only applies to some of us)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! (It was horrible!)
If you hear voices in you head, copy this to your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked/sang to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar copy this into your profile.
If your crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie so many time you can quote it word for word, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
Friends- cause I know mine would!
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought her back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if I'm a goldfish.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. (Very few people get this concept)
Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.
Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what your up to.
Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you.
When in doubt...throw a chair.
When in doubt...do the opposite of what people expect you to do.
If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress?
Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity
There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.
I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.
The reason I'am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.
SuperHero Muses from GhostAuthor (Yes i like them that much)
Rogue- I'm not cynical, everything just sucks
Gambit- There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who test an electric fence for themselves
Wolverine- That which doesn't kill him had better run pretty damn fast.
Storm- Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't need him again
Sabertooth- Guns don't kill people. I do
Batman- Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Wonder Woman- A wise man once said "Ask a girl."
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don’t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
It’s Called ... therapy!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
When you cry, I'll cry, you laugh, I'll laugh, you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.
Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Fun flies when your doing time.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
My reality check bounced.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
Sports are fun.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(I scored a Rapunzel\Tinkerbell. Who will you be?)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school functions or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis, GhostAuthor, PyrusAngel
I hope you have enjoyed this hodgepodge of riddles, quotes, and jokes that have been collected over the past seven to ten years.