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Author has written 1 story for Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club.
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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Letters in B Major by Mirakuru Rein reviews
What can't be said in words. Kanda and Lavi's letter correspondence over a given period of time. Slight? implied? LaviKanda. One shot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Improv by Lee Isidor reviews
Drabble - His plan to confess love to Kanda backfired, so he fell back on acting. And somehow it worked. LaviKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Drunk Twister by hearmelaugh reviews
Yeah, it was hard as all hell to twist his arm just so and cock his hip just right to win at Drunk Twister and getting away with holding Kanda . But it was so. Totally. Worth it. AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Chocopup by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Petrified by Rawr -pounce reviews
A little blood trickled from his head. Since he died while driving, he crashed into the car in front of him. His eyes were wide open. As if he was petrified with fear. The fear of losing his life. MattxMello MelloxMatt Spoilers for Mello's name.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
MELLO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own MELLO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genderconfused genius it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Mello - Complete
Suigetsu? Hozuki Suigetsu? Who? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Obviously, there's more than just one side of dear Suigetsu. His bunshin is honestly just plain freaky. [Not trying to insult the whole Suigetsu and Suigetsu H. system, not at all.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Suigetsu H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Ambition's End by Singe reviews
If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Hello by theinsane reviews
Summary: Hello, Deidara. Why are you so shocked? You surprised to see me? Oh. I’m supposed to be dead… not anymore. [No pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
They're Frosted with Love, Damn it! by january sunshine reviews
Valentines Fic for all! Mello tries to make L the best Valentine a 10 year old can give.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Antagonistic by Siete Meichan reviews
Mello learns the difference between antagonistic and agnostic. No spoilers. Humor. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Flight From the Mourning Bells by elphabah reviews
Matt and Near have only one thing in common, and that is a concern for a certain loud mouthed boy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Name by Miruvix reviews
What's in a name, anyway? MelloMatt orphanage fluff sort of. [Spoilers for Matt's real name]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Running Rat Races by elphabah reviews
Mattcentered. He's been called many things. Mello's lacky. A follower. But few of what is said can be regarded as true.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Death By Chocolate by Amara Anon reviews
[Drabble] Mello should have known that eating all that chocolate would get him into trouble one day.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
My Dying Reverie by spacehikariangel reviews
Poem from Matt's point of view during chapter 99 spoilers!. I wrote it because he deserved more time in the manga, and chapter 99 really upset me! Please RR.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Matt - Complete
Trivial Magnificence by Acey Dearest reviews
But his heart isn't aware and the smile's plastered on his face. Chapter 99 spoilers. MelloxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Games reviews
Light Yagami meets the Host Club. Death Note x Ouran Crackfic.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Light Y., Hikaru H. - Complete
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