Velkyn
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Joined 01-23-07, id: 1205030, Profile Updated: 07-31-11
Author has written 18 stories for Lupin III, Star Wars, White Wolf, Warcraft, and Misc. Books.

Velkyn is a very old name from a very old MUD for a very old woman.

Well, perhaps not that old.

Velkyn is a former west coast girl who now lives in Ontario with six cats, nine computers, and several hundred books. Her interests include films, music, chocolate-making, ballroom dance, and most of the things mentioned in the previous sentence. She writes humour, fantasy, horror, mysteries, and on rainy days, romance. What she most enjoys writing, however, are lengthy and wryly amusing biographies of herself. Velkyn went through an angst-filled adolescence during which she wrote copious amounts of poetry which will hopefully never see the light of day. She refuses to take herself seriously.

Although Velkyn did not create the Mary-Sue Litmus test, she uses it every time she writes an original character into someone else's universe. She specialises in Lupin the Third fanfiction, and is currently at work on her Alexis Finch series, as well as a fleshing-out of Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies. Velkyn also writes original fiction, which she has so far declined to publish. She speaks and writes in Queen's English, and she is a great proponent of the Oxford comma. She knows the panda joke.

When not sitting at her computer, emptying the contents of her overactive imagination into Wordpad, Velkyn plays CitySim games and takes classes in everything from Japanese to chocolate tempering. She has a psychological block that prevents her from eating cheesecake. She amuses herself by surfing Wikipedia, watching MST3k episodes, and reading books on how to be a better writer. Velkyn started collecting hats when she was six, and now owns more hats than shoes. She was definitely born in the wrong decade, and possibly even the wrong century.

"But that was in another country; and besides, the wench is dead." -- C Marlowe, The Jew of Malta

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Wrong Side of the Tracks by Indigo Tantarian reviews
In which Zenigata does not capture Lupin, settles for second best with Jigen, spends some time in jail, fails to speak a foreign language, takes a train ride, and gets the best of an Agreement. Probably some OOCness, hopefully not too much.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Devil is in the Details by Lywinis reviews
He was dying. He knew it. But he had hope. Until the devil showed up. [Oneshot, starring Jigen. Enjoy.]
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Wedding Bells by cathrl reviews
It's Mark and Princess's special day. Rated for one very mild swearword.
Battle of the Planets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Obsession by Lywinis reviews
He always comes when he's hurt. JigenxOC. Please read and review. Oneshot.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Jigen - Complete
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The Gashlycrumb Tinies Revealed reviews
In The Gashlycrumb Tinies, an alphabet primer, Edward Gorey introduced twenty six small children who met an untimely end. Here, for the first time, are all the tragic, disturbing, and sometimes humourous details.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007
Tokyo Rose reviews
The third Alexis Finch story. While in Tokyo, Alexis overhears the word 'seppuku' in connection to Goemon. What's going on? And who has stolen that strange flower known as the Tokyo Rose? Language, suggestive situations. :JigenxOC:
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Near Death reviews
A World of Warcraft RPGfic. The battle against the Scourge finally comes to an end for the priestess and the Blood Knight. Or does it? Sexual situations. [OCxOC]
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Throne of the Elements
A World of Warcraft RPGfic. After making a choice between two women, a paladin discovers that he was wrong about which one needed him most. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Under the Waterfall, Under the Stars
A World of Warcraft RPGfic. Finally, the Knight Lord and the shadow priestess encounter each other in something other than a dungeon. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Do You Understand? reviews
A World of Warcraft RPGfic. A rogue tries every way possible to explain to a priestess just how much he needs her. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
A Kind of Magic
A World of Warcraft RPGfic. Despite her protests, a mage teaches his student how powerful she truly is. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Falling Rayne: A Mary Sue Parody reviews
PARODY. Rayne Anderson is a tragic young woman with an even more tragic past. Will she find her parents' murderer and bring him to justice? Does the man in the black fedora truly love her, or is it all just a cruel lie? Violence, innuendo. [JigenxOC]
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Shards reviews
A World of Warcraft RPGfic. A rogue turns to a warlock for comfort and absolution. Sexual situations. [OCxOC]
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
City of Light reviews
An Alexis Finch story. While running errands, Alexis sees someone she recognises... or is it all in her mind? Oneshot.
Lupin III - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Family Jewels reviews
Nazumi and Zenigata are checking security while Lupin tries to convince Fujiko to betray Nazumi. Based on the original manga. Violence, graphic sexual situations. [LupinxFujiko]
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
In What Strange Guise? reviews
A recap of Jigen's disastrous love life, interspersed with lines from the first stanza of a little known poem. Oneshot. Mild language.
Lupin III - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Sebastian's Angel
A Vampire: The Masquerade RPGfic. Sebastian says that the race of aquatic vampires always extracts a price for their assistance. Was that price paid in blood? Implied violence, blood.
White Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
One Taste reviews
A Vampire: The Masquerade RPGfic. Jeanette has fallen for her Sire, and confesses her devotion. Will he agree to a Bloodbond? And who is the man with the glowing yellow eyes? Violence, innuendo.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Disappearance of Lis'sa
A Star Wars Galaxies RPGfic. The space lanes are finally open to Kashyyyk. But is the Wookiee homeworld safe for a little Twi'lek tailor?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Broken Bones, Broken Heart reviews
A Star Wars Galaxies RPGfic. Fleeing the galaxy seems like the best idea at the time.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Importance of Catching Earnest
An Alexis Finch story. It appears that Lupin is in England in order to steal the Finch family's most precious possession. Who can be trusted? And can Alexis survive a visit to her family without going mad? Language, suggestive situations. [JigenxOC OCxOC]
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,497 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Sound of Her Breathing reviews
Alexis Finch and Fujiko Mine run into Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon in Naples during a diamond exhibition. The gang must decide what to steal, and for whom. Chocolate and diamonds, love and ...betrayal? Language, suggestive situations. [JigenxOC]
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete