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Joined 01-24-07, id: 1205615, Profile Updated: 07-22-09
Author has written 2 stories for Star Trek: 2009, and Doom.

Hi y'all!

So, I've got no idea what to write here without telling you my entire life story, which I can't be bothered writing and you don't care, so... here's the basics:

Things that are awesome:

People who send reviews. The more full of randomness the better.

Anyone who can quote movies. I don’t care what movie, if you have the dedication to watch it so many times then you get a large tick from me. The worse movies the better. I dare anyone to beat me at a Mighty Ducks quote off. You will lose.

When I find a long lost CD and its got an awesome song on there that I’ve forgotten about.

Any form of caffeine. It's not just my name but the basis of my being. Mess with Diet Coke and bad things happen.

Things that make me angry:

When my YouTube page takes forever to load.

When someone says that their favourite song is by Britney. Sorry kids, but no. Epic fail on your part.

When people buy mini donuts and call them donut holes. Um, that would be thin air.

Parking tickets. I’ve parked across someone’s driveway? They have a crappy garden, tell them to drive over their “grass” and go around me. I’m not walking twenty minutes to my car for their house vanity. Rude.

What else? I'm an Aussie, I love Summer, HATE Winter, am still deciding whether or not Lenny Kravitz' last album was worth it and will debate, mock and yell when roped into a debate over music, TV or film. I should mention that I'm a hopeless actor and cannot play a musical instrument to save my life. Not that I've ever tried, but hey. Add that to my list of hangups! :)

Now I'm going to get all cheesy on you and say that I like talking (can you tell?!) and if anyone wants to send me a mesage and say hi, you will most definitely get a rambling one back!

Xx

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Spicing Things Up by Belle Walker reviews
Deeks has taken it upon himself to teach Kensi how to cook. Things are about to get a bit spicy. And not just where the food is concerned.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,669 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Stuck by theonceandfuturekiki reviews
Don and Sloan keep getting stuck together.
Newsroom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Don K., Sloan S.
I Take My Chances by seren23 reviews
Darcy Lewis co-owns Green Thumb plant nursery with her grandmother. When the nursery is threatened by bad guys, there's only one thing to do: Call in the guys with a plan. No, not those guys. The other guys. The Avengers as the A-Team AU all-human .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
You Might Need it Someday by seren23 reviews
It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Voulez Vous by Liris reviews
Gambit and Rogue meet for the first time, in a nightclub of all places. It should be a happy event, right? Try telling that to Rogue. Canon with all 4 movies.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,821 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Take Off Your Kid Gloves by seren23 reviews
Christine Chapel was just trying to work and renovate her house in peace. AU McCoy/Chapel
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,969 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2011 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps by lisalulu reviews
A songfic based upon a rumba - a dance for lovers. Mateo makes his appearance at the Cantina. How will Ben react to Mateo and Lily dancing?
Off the Map - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Ben K., Lily B. - Complete
Bring Me Down by basket-of-posies reviews
It wasn't easy for Danny to do this again. Steve/Danny slash
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Kahuna by theravenclawquill reviews
Elaborations of the season's episodes, with a concentration on Steve/Kono. "You see, Kono, when you put two people working in close quarters long enough, something will happen. It's only natural." Steve x Kono
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
The Dare by lisalulu reviews
Keeton happens upon an opportunity at the waterfall while hiking one morning. What will Lily do? And what will the fallout be back at the clinic? Disclaimer: I own nothing of Off the Map.
Off the Map - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ben K., Lily B. - Complete
Sartorially Offensive by Alania Black reviews
Prompt response: a discussion about Steve's clothes choice. Warning: slash, Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
You're All I Want Let Me Keep You by free.song reviews
Steve hasn't ever seen Danny like this; relaxed, and boneless when he's usually such a ball of energy, intense and furious.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Beginning to End : A Glimpse of You and Me by TheSouthernScribe reviews
A series of random drabbles and one-shots primarily featuring my favorite ship. Do you really have to ask? Ratings may vary based on subject matter. Requests welcome.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
Deciphering Codes by a red burn reviews
They're pulling apart and coming together, again and again. CHAPTER 7 NOW UP!
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - G. Callen, Kensi B.
Give Us Pause II by CSI Clue reviews
A continuation; Arthur and Ariadne cautiously learn more about each other.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
there is another sky by Terra reviews
Four years, five months and twenty-three days. Ginny feels the weight of every minute with no regrets because each second has dragged her that much closer to Draco Malfoy. D/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,667 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
love, love to ease my mind by deews reviews
Nick and Cassie spend four years running before the real war begins. Things are bound to get . . . complicated. // Nick laughs, so she laughs, and she bobs her head as Diana sings. You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait. Nick/Cassie.
Push - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,714 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Nick G., Cassie H. - Complete
About Last Night by TheSouthernScribe reviews
Well that's a wrap. Stay tuned for the pre-quel
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,535 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - N. Uhura, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I'm Not Cheap, But I Can Be Had by seren23 reviews
What happens when the mild-mannered Head Nurse has to survive in the jungle with her CMO? McCoy/Chapel. Crossover of sorts with Romancing the Stone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel - Complete
Down to the Bones by Kerichi reviews
He was born with the gift of sarcasm, and the sense that his friend was mad. The night before Jim's hearing, McCoy goes to a bar to drown his worries and encounters a woman he thinks he won't see again. He will. *McCoy/Chapel*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel] - Complete
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Of An Able Storm reviews
He wasn’t the type of guy she ever imagined herself falling in love with. He was rude, obnoxious and sarcastic at the best of times and... one of her best friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,273 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
Ladies' Man reviews
John Grimm had never thought himself a ladies' man. Short and fluffish, more than likely a oneshot.
Doom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete