Livyatan Kalmanrata
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Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Anime/Manga, Anime X-overs, Misc. Games, and Book X-overs.

I'm just some lurker, really.

nomenclatura
Livyatan Kalmanrata (& derivates), Esoterist, Esoteric Livyatan, Oaken Home Ruler of Crane-island (a translation-play of my actual name), "Overgod", "over-war-god", "field artillery", "coms wizard", "the optimizer", "Kaptah", "sage",

name notes for self
Croftwig, Worm-moon, Alxandr, Saxe-Goetia, Wurmstampa,

21
transhumanist
apatheist raised in loosely protestant environment
male

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It's simple really.

ANYTHING I DON'T OWN, I DON'T OWN !!!

I don't care to repeat the pesky not!theft clause before every chapter of everything ever so I'm putting this here


Quotes by moi

"There is no such thing as jedi sorcery."
"-500 EXTREME EVIL means you get to define what exactly it means to be that evil."
"500 EXTREME GOOD means you have inexhaustible good karma to squander as you like."
"Rules exist to provide guidance when no better options are readily apparent."
"Sin is as much autosuggestion as absolution is."
"There is no corruption beyond disharmony and fear."
"Power liberates the strong, weakness corrupts the powerful."
"The universe is deterministic, but the math perversely complex, so it cancels out nicely."
"Mathematical chaos is for the weak: magnify by order of enough."
"Magical chaos is for the weak: specify by order of enough."
"All magic stems from the faith of being able to wield it."
"Chaos loves orderly patterns."
"If you can't tell if the opponent deserves it, don't start with lethal force."
"If you can tell the opponent deserves it, start with lethal force."
"Most often it's better to be effective in how you operate than to be righteous in what you accomplish."
"The Light and Dark have different, but not opposing views on killing."
"Light and Dark are ultimately numinous concepts with no meaningful intersection with mortal morality."
"Live and let live is arguably difficult when you don't mean to give up meat."
"Live and let live is arguably difficult when you realize plants are alive."
"Overwhelming force is not only effective, it's fun as well!"
"Evil tends to be difficult if you dislike tunnel-vision and lack of reason, but being dark isn't and we love dark magic."
"Consequences are only as ironic as they are made to be."
"Judge food not for what it's made of, but how it appears to the eye and tongue."
"If you can't guarantee they'll like it enough to like you enough for it, don't force things on people."
"Military means no one has to 'like' each other to be an effective unit."
"Master abjuration before going Dark, a lot of the free powers expect to be able sneak off pieces of your soul on the sly."
"Hats are for the weak."
"Coffee is for the weak."
"The loss of context warps the truth of many historical wisdoms."
"The golden rule is Dark, as by it a killer excepts lethal resistance as much as a lover a tender touch."
"Knowledge is powerful, but not power in itself."
"The first defeat to The-Enemy-of-All is to adopt or accept the belief that knowledge can be inherently dangerous."
"Information does not exist."
"Free will isn't; but don't let that bother you, the matter is irrelevant."
"Artifice is a lever unto magic as engineering is a lever unto manual labour."
"Knowing the Laws you wish to defy directly aids in the act of abusing them."
"Trust but verify, The Enemy seeks to strike from where our guard is weak."
"Verify but trust, our infighting is the most effective tactic known to The Enemy."
"Ponder philosophy with knowledge that only a god may calculate logic for logic's sake, and in doing so you become one."
"Subjectivity of Truth is the mindkiller, the overcoming Lie seeded among us by The Enemy."
"The existence of Black Mana implies the foregone defeat of The Enemy."
"Sweat more now so your allies bleed less later."


Musings

Pride - arrogance
Sloth - freeloading
Envy - excess discontent
Wrath - excess hate
Lust - insatiable craving
Gluttony - insatiable indulgence
Greed - insatiable hoarding
The Seven Deadly Sins are an evocative classic, something about them simply speaks to the human subconscious, even when times have changed and we understand they are not ("read as written") actually evil. As such I've been refining them into something more modern on and off for a while now.
Lust, Gluttony, and Greed are halfway interchangeable, one can crave food, find indulgence in excess income, and hoard whores, etc. etc.
Sinful pride is strictly external, you can't so much be internally proud as you must put others down for not being you. Envy is similar, no one can have anything you don't.
Sloth is not about being lazy, not about procrastination, it's about unwillingness to work, to provide, about being a parasite on family, society, even yourself in some ways.
Finally Wrath is not about a bad temper, or being a mean drunk, it's about seeing and making enemies where none were nor needed to be, e.g. racism. About measuring your own joy and pleasure by their reduction in others.

And then on the nature of evil.
When it is known there are actions that cause a nuclear meltdown of consequences when you try to justify them, do those actions need justification? You know, like the soviets and their traitors, so many imaginary people and families going missing, whatever did you mean by the state can't just kill people. It is not my prerogative to tell people not to be delusional, but must they also be idiots? Nazies would have been just another incredibly racist tyranny in the history books if they didn't make a spectacle of it. Even now projected Holocaust casualties are going up, while gulag and KGB casualties are dropping; who benefits?
Neither of these are things that would have archived documents to be explored at a later date, so it seems like Russia shifting attention away from the fact it never suffered for its dark phase like Germany did. And they're getting away with it, people don't give a second thought to decreasing statistics of Soviet crimes when they're shown next to the atrocity of the Holocaust ones. It wasn't genocide, it was a spectacle; and that's what people aren't okay with.
They tried to justify the unjustifiable, and are remembered for it, unlike the who knows how many historical regimes that were worse.

Humans are animals, will remain animals, and will never not be animals. The common definition of human includes biological directives and imperfections, and as a result we cannot soundly justify the expectation of moral purity from ourselves as a species. Concrete individuals, yes, abstract communities, no.
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But animals are not born with this understanding, and humans are far too averse to learning the better, not-paradoxical means of selfishness.

A philosophical zombie is a premise paradox. Something that explicitly is not something specific, but God themselves could not prove that it isn't that specific thing. Truly, when the proverbial CREATOR would fail to distinguish a philosophical zombie from the truth, who are you, to claim something is one? This explicit indistinguishability that defines a philo-zombie, is either true or false. If true, the philo-zombie is irrelevant; anyone could be, even you, even god, the zombie cannot self-define as one, and """actor""" becomes the "mask". If false, it is not a philo-zombie; if there is ANY unfalsifiable essence of being that would separate a philo-zombie from the living, it is no longer indistinguishable, and thus no longer a philo-zombie. Ponder philosophy with knowledge that only a god may calculate logic for logic's sake, and in doing so you become one; if you speculate that which has no principles differing from another existence, you either explicitly speculate that another, or the arbitrary separation under your scrutiny is an acceptable principle. If the latter, you ought to know you are a malevolent deity.

Schrödinger's cat is the perfect caricature, or representation of current mainstream interpretation, of quantum physics. It is filled with hidden variables (thickness of the chamber, LD50 of the poison, half-life and quantity of the radioactive element, sensitivity of the geiger counter, ventilation or lack of, etc.) that are summarily dismissed as unimportant; and the narrative forces the situation where mere observation is equivalent to interacting with the subject to the point of dramatically altering its physical structure (opening a closed system).
In truth, you could use an X-ray to take a timelapse of pictures of the cat, you could attach a sonar to the chamber wall for the same effect, the half-life almost directly tells you at which point radiation has certainly been emitted, you could calculate the air capacity of the chamber to determine where the original question becomes meaningless as the cat has suffocated, you could monitor the ventilation for changes in carbon-dioxide levels to determine when the cat stops breathing, - for the release of the poison, - for even the chemical flags of a rotting body. But no "see it's like a wave, if you look it stops being like that, you cant be sure without looking", like as if taking a X-ray involves vivisection without anesthesia and then hiring a painter to depict the gore before you bleed out.


I like high magic fantasy, and some settings I like in particular are:
-anything dungeons and dragons
-anything magic: the gathering
-anything mage: the awakening
-overlord
-harry potter
-bleach
-naruto
-lord of the rings, though I the disuse of magic is bash-worthy
-warlock of the magus world
-psyren
-toriko
-fullmetal alchemist
-arago
-fire force / 炎炎ノ消防隊
-hellper
-buffy, but only fanfics
-zero no tsukaima, but only fanfics
-Everybody loves large chests, Recommendation
-and more than I have the patience for


off-site recommendations:
- the world waits on evil, original story by loserthree on spacebattles forums.
- everything by user named hiver on spacebattles forums, 60/50 that i myself have read everything by him.
- one foot - another multiverse, ludicrous crossover by ars poetica on sufficientvelocity forums.

light novel recommendations:
overlord by maruyama
great overall, prepare for plenty of "sasuga" though. op but clueless and spineless mc, with op but oblivious servants.

isekai mahou wa okureteru by gamei hitsuji
delicious premise, great start, but all too soon decays into "basic op mc" harem male-fantasy. plenty of potential for au:s and fanfiction where the entirety of the female cast is not marginalized for a chance.

warlock of the magus world by wen chao gong / "the plagiarist"
a chinese man is reincarnated into the corpse of a prospective magus, in the middle of their journey to a camp where they would be evaluated and then distributed to various academies. mc reincarnates with his sci-fi a.i.-chip implant somehow having hitched the ride on his soul, and exploits his symbiotic computer to great effect. mc is a bit of a chinese stereotype though, and many of the much foreshadowed plans turn out somewhat simple; all of which in my opinion made up for with the depth and detail of the magic system.


Reddit unearthed arcana warlock & misc checklist for search

ars arcanum
archaic invocations
pack of invocations
whispers from the heavens
notes from the far realm
candle of eldritch invocation
invoke patron
rift walking
invocations for other cantrips
8 new invocations, totally needed more customization
shade blast
cantrip invocations, u/axios verum & u/blightfall separably
liber vetitum
smoking blast
expanded invocations, u/whisperstatic &
other than agonizing blast
new eldritch invocations / options two new patrons
patron specific invocations, u/knowledgeoverswag
gravewalker
star serpent 40 invocations
100 invocations, u/goodnaturedgamer
warlock subclasses and invocations, u/weirdowhoever
modular warlock tweaks
elder evils, feats section
compendium of forgotten secrets
Gulthoid swarm


quick note to myself about various annual events
1
-New year (1st)
-Epiphany (6th)
-St. Knut's day (13th)

2
-Imbolc (1st)
-Groundhog day (2nd)
-Sami nat. day (6th)
-Shrove Tuesday (~41st day before easter)
-Valentines day (14th)

3
-Pi day (14th)
-st. Patricks day (17th)
-spring equinox (~20th)

4
-April Fool's day (1st)
-420 (20th)
-Earth day (22nd)
-Easter (sunday after the full moon of/after the spring equinox)

5
-May day (1st)
-Mother's day (second Sunday)
-Holy Thursday (40th day after easter)
-White Sunday (~49th day after easter)

6
-D-Day (6th)
-midsummer (summer solstice,~21st)

7
sad month with no notes yet

8
-Whores' day (9th)

9
-Oktoberfest (3rd Saturday)
-autumn equinox (~23th)

10
-Halloween/Samhain (31th)

11
-Day of the Dead (1st)
-Father's day (second Sunday)

12
-Advent (4th/6th Sunday before Xmas)
-Yule (winter solstice,~21th)
-Christmas (25th)
-New year's eve (31st)


the world waits on evil draconic runes, gathered here because nowhere else for some reason. applied before the object is 'finished', in pottery before the object fired, metal cookware before it's been used a few times and had absorbed fat, stitched cloths before half the stitches are in, woven cloths before the weave is completed. I vividly remember reading that a weapon would be finished after it has first tasted blood in true battle, but could not find written verification for that from the text itself.

runes with observed effects

-robust, health, durable, 'armored plate': enchanted with paste made of wood oils, powdered serpent liver (vampire waste fed chicken liver works), iron filings, ground up live plucked horse hair bulbs and papilla (preserved result works), and soils of particular quality, then covered with a cloth soaked in the same oils, and a gold thread weave, and finally set with a gemstone; only the paste is consumed in process. the rune makes things harder and more durable.

-'perfection'; apex predator: better at fighting, better at and with a tendency for violence. combined with fate made for a skeleton that could not be defeated in battle. Seems to involve pride in the natural state of self.

-accuracy: more accurate, better at following direction/orders. combined with fate made for a nearly prescient skeleton that could stack grains of sand behind a wall from 16 paces.

-magic: makes something magical, but often lacks the strength to accomplish anything of note on its own. grants a magical limb to a skeleton when combined with fate, generates a mirroring barrier surface against foreign magical limbs over the souls of a skeleton when combined with robust and fate. it is possible to use skeleton enchanted with magic to cast spells by feeding / lensing your own magical limb through them, but it is not clear how exactly this is done.

-silence/stealth: this rune means both of these, and the runic script has no runes for either alone. makes things more able to move silently and without notice, combined with fate made for a skeleton that could not be seen, heard, or be properly noticed even if it bumped into you.

-flight: makes something faster, most likely also lighter. combined with fate on a single heel on a skeleton, it floated god knows where held up by its heel, combined with fate on a whole skeleton, made it able to move at insane speeds.

-'fate', 'significance'; chosen one(s): this enchantment improves any other enchantment on the same object by an absurd degree inversely scaling with the number of identical enchantments in existence, and the effect can't be strengthened by reducing the number unless all articles manufactured are destroyed at the same time.

-'third soul'; soul of undeath: this rune does nothing alone, but causes other runes to affect the second soul, or control soul, of skeletons. Liches and vampires lack this second soul as the changes to their own make up for the lack of it, but one can be attached to lich's skeletal body. known as the third soul because it is created by the soul of the necromancer to be attached into the soul-connection, and with it the deceased soul, of the skeleton.

-crossroads: effect unclear, combined with fate and third soul seems to group a bunch of the third souls within a single entity, making mass control easier, and making it impossible to seize control of any single third soul without access to the central hub.

-road: effect unclear, combined with third soul, extends the range to which a necromancer can control a skeleton, even ignoring physical barriers.

-gate to plane of fire: formed of copper wire worked into steel (presumably), opens a gate portal to the plane of fire for so long as the object can survive the constant explosion doing so entails.

-protection, scale: creates a basic magical shield with the barest added intent, a hoop for example generates this shield into the disc of space it circles, and two hoops could be joined to create a cylinder.

runes without observed effects

-dragon
-door
-obstacle
-exit
-direct
-trial
-light, noted for having failed to function in likely poorly thought out experiment.
-darkness, noted for having failed to function in likely poorly thought out experiment.
-fire, noted that a whole skeleton should never be enchanted with this, no reason ever given.
-slime, mentioned in a plan to slime the waste disposal infrastructure to prevent build ups, unclear if it accomplished anything.
-different animals such as sparrow, fox, goat, dog, crane, most likely very literally the animal without any mythical significance.
-rune for spoken word, being heard, or 'meddle'

note on rune interaction
a skeletal dragon (not a dracolich), enchanted with fate-robust-magic-third soul-crossroads in an unspecified pattern, was able to cast magic on its own, still had access to its "breath weapon", and had two glowing wisps set into its eyes. it is heavily implied that the eyes are a result of the runic enchantment, but their exact function is not detailed. the skeletal dragon could wield its breath weapon, and cast its own spells which is a bit surprising because it is implied a human skeleton could not without the specific spells being inscribed on it, which the dragon lacked. attempting to magically "scan" the dragon causes the offending magical limb to mirror into itself (mentioned under magic rune), and if the specific means to bypass that effect is employed it reveals the dragons own soul(s), as well as those subordinated to it (mentioned under crossroads rune), which were described as trembling as if at the precipice of the reanimation spell being completed, most likely due to being held to dragon's soul rather than their own skeletons souls.

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It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
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Short Story Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
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The Darkest Dungeons by Herochick007 reviews
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Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
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A Matter of Law by ymaxwell39 reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,659 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 1/25/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Arcturus B.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6284 - Favs: 13,735 - Follows: 16,350 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,423 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,254 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 1/1/2017
More Short Story Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Since I have a habit of making short stories, I figured I could do another only this time for Naruto. Read and tell me what you really think of them!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 195,459 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Magic Knows No Boundaries But Those We Believe In by NonsensicalRants reviews
Harry Potter liked his new life as a professional Seeker. With Voldemort nothing more than a bad memory he thought his life was finally his own. Waking up in an alternate universe where Tommy still ran amok killed what little optimism he'd discovered since the war ended. But he'll be damned if he wasn't going to eek out a life of his own choosing regardless of fate's interference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,132 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.]
Sons and Daughters of Sineya by dogbertcarroll reviews
Buffy and Willow followed Xander through a wardrobe into a world of magic and wonder, the only thing it lacked was warm water.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,207 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Harry Potter and the International Triwizard Tournament by Saliient91 reviews
A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 565,017 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 9,300 - Follows: 10,458 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Another Way by ack1308 reviews
Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 180,833 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Panacea, Lady Photon, Brandish, Marquis
The Triumph of Lothario by Rorschach's Blot reviews
All you need is love to save the world.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/27 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl - Complete
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Fifteen months in Azkaban Prison following the Chamber of Secrets fiasco leaves Harry Potter less than interested in being anybody's hero, and thanks to his psychotic friends, unreliable allies, persistent enemies, prophecies, tournaments, war, politics, magic insanity, and the perils of true love, it'd be a wonder if any of us remained sane. Still, it's the only game in town…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,705 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Thomas R.
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 124 - Words: 1,420,145 - Reviews: 6462 - Favs: 10,575 - Follows: 10,863 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Vader's Folly by The Sithspawn reviews
An ancient site filled with ancient technologies, of course Dr Aphra can't resist playing around. The result, one Sith Lord with a lot of options. NB: Title and summary may be revised at a later date.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Darth Vader
Finding The Path by Majin Hentai X reviews
Walking down the path of a Wizard Izuku strives to become the greatest hero the world has ever known.
Crossover - My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア & Pathfinder RPG - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 6/3/2019
Bits and Bobs by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Seen a few 'stories' that are nothing more than a collection of one shots and/or ideas. This happens to be mine. Good to flush the brain with multiple ideas every once in a while. Enjoy, or not... whichever. Rating is "just in case". If you want to write up a story based on one of these, just shout who you got it from, and link me! :-)
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 155,620 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/22/2013
Distance Learning for Fun and Profit by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,047 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/1
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Flashback by PsyckoSama reviews
On the day Izuku Midoriya was to receive All Might's quirk, the sacred torch of One for All, a young girl glowing with a corona of power runs up to the mentor and student yelling for them to stop as she desperately contains the energy within her. After pleading with Izuku to, impossibly, take One for All from *her*, she lays the weak and crippled Toshinori Yagi's hand upon her spar
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,398 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/2/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Eri
Harry Potter and the whimsical drabbles by slytherinsal reviews
Herein one or two one-shots, to which I may add more if the mood takes me, which cover the monsters from the id or other such trash which seem like a good idea at 3am when woken by drunks/cats/bladder/toasted cheese lying heavy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/5/2018
Metagaming? by Noodlehammer reviews
Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 157,263 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 5,974 - Follows: 6,843 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 9/20/2020
A Bet of a Lifetime by TheOrangeSpark reviews
A childish challenge between teacher and student triggers a chain of events whose outcomes ripple across the Ninja World. As the dominos fall, crashing on the shoulders of the Child of Prophecy, one question needs to be asked. Will he bear it all, or crumble under the weight of the world? Starts slow paced at training trip. Canon Divergence Fic/w Naruto Character Development.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 326,437 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Naruto U.
Revolution by cloud9stories reviews
SI-OC Naruto fanfiction. Mostly canon until Tsunade becomes Godaime, changes snowball together at some point. MC will do his damn best to become strong enough to survive, while trying to bring some civilization in a world where 12 years old are taught how to kill.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,810 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 4,050 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 3/10/2020 - OC, Itachi U., Gai M., Shinju
CCG Public Enemy No 1 by euphoric image reviews
Kakashi had a single red-and-black eye for more than half his life. Now, he has two.
Crossover - Naruto & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,958 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Kakashi H.
Indolent Overlord by UnknownRegion reviews
What if Momonga hadn't been alone in real life or in YGGDRASIL? Insert Suzuki Satoshi, his lazy younger brother who can't help but drop everything to go sightseeing! A king of procrastination and idleness! War? Battles? Momonga's unintentional harem? He'd rather not get involved, so please leave him out of it, thank you very much. GEN.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,145 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Ainz, Demiurge, Victim, OC
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,014 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
A Brimming Glass of Spiders by verycoolname reviews
Taylor Hebert knew quite a bit about negotiation from her father. One rule she remembered was to keep the other party off balance. Crack.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/10 - Complete
Meddling Giant by cloud9stories reviews
SI-fic. The MC awakens in the body of one Rubeus Hagrid after a freak accident at Ollivander's. As the MC figures out that he might as well give his all to this occasion, telling fuck you to both history and his foreknowledge, a familiar wand of holly and phoenix feather chooses him. How will the world react to a meddling half-giant born a century before his time? Worldwide AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,323 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/23 - Rubeus H., Minerva M., Tom R. Jr., Horace S.
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Years later, Elite Jonin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team, determined to keep them safe in a world at peace. Or: Obito surviving wrecks everything, in twenty steps or less.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 251,093 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 1,055,559 - Reviews: 10513 - Favs: 16,425 - Follows: 15,583 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
With the eyes of God by cloud9stories reviews
SI-Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi has been hailed as a prodigy, but how will the world react to an adult awakening in the body of Sasuke right after the Uchiha massacre? There is using one's foreknowledge to cheat, and there is to be born with the Bloodline made for ultimately cheat the whole Naruto-verse. Everything and everyone is going to be exploited, and the rest can die in a ditch. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/23 - Sasuke U., Team Gai
Through The Fire by Song Angel reviews
Minerva McGonagall checks up on little Harry Potter and finds that not all is as it should be. She makes a decision that will change everything for the Boy Who Lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 4/28/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Remus L., Minerva M.
Using The Force Made Easy by Fencer22 reviews
A Jedi youngling decides to seek his future out in the wider galaxy, rather than be shipped off to the agri-corps. Then thumbs his nose at the Jedi Order by posting how to videos about the Force online.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,774 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/23/2020
Because I Love You - Chasing After You by The Flare Blade reviews
Hiruzen knew that Tazuna's request was much more dangerous and important than it first appeared to be. He needed experienced ninja for the mission, but his hands were tied because of politics... until he sees a loophole. Using an educational project as cover, he will send two teams to Wave! A Naruto retelling with Hinata as a main character but with canon teams. (Ch1-5 revised!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 494,637 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
From Mortal to Divinity by Servant Ambrosius reviews
Dying and meeting a ROB was interesting. However like Dumbledore said, "After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." And for me that was literally the truth. CYOA, SI/OC, Jumpchain
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 162 - Words: 409,957 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 4/19/2020
A Sith's Second Chance by VFSNAKE reviews
Vader gave his life for his son. He has slain the Emperor. The prophecy is fulfilled. But the Force is not happy. The prophecy was fulfilled too late in the design of things and sends its Chosen One back in time to where he can make a difference. Now Vader is in his prime, fully healed, sans the right arm being mechanical, and knowledge of the future. How will this play out?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,703 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 5,671 - Follows: 5,778 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Idea Repository by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,757 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
Kenji the Shinobi Craftsman by Redwall6921 reviews
Kenji enjoyed living, in fact he enjoyed just existing in general. He has only existed for less than a day, but he decided to make it his goal to live a long and full life. "Naruto and the rest can take care of the villains, I'll enjoy myself as a simple craftsman." Cultivator OC/ Reincarnated OC/ Monk OC. Crafting Game Elements.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 206,777 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,801 - Follows: 5,426 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/12/2018
Aftershock by CannibalisticApple reviews
One day, hundreds of people in Japan suddenly developed secondary Quirks, in what came to be known as the Second Quirk Boom. As the years passed more Quirks kept popping up, and Midoriya Izuku could only hope he was one such late bloomer. Five years later, his Quirk finally appears. And not just any Quirk, but one that could turn society upside down all over again...
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,546 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/2/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students, Sorahiko/Gran Torino
Blindsided by MBurris reviews
You don't have to be pleasant to do good things. And sometimes it's the littlest things that spark a massive change. And when someone's been blindsided, they think it's unfair. But just because they didn't see it coming, and can't tell where it's going, is it really something that's ... bad? Rating to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,587 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 12/18/2019 - Hermione G. - Complete
Wyvern by ack1308 reviews
Taylor becomes a dragon. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,087 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 8/4/2015
SeerKing's Asylum for Plot Bunnies That Won't Stop Bugging Me by SeerKing reviews
When you have Plot Bunnies that simply will not go away, what do you do? Write a chapter and bung them here. If anyone wants to adopt a story from this archive, just PM me. Unless specifically mentioned, these are all crossovers with Worm. If you want second chapters of any story, PM me.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 166 - Words: 582,106 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Skitter
Empress Ascendant by Unruly Marmite reviews
The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 253,402 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 5/12/2017 - The Emperor, Skitter
Working for the Weekend by dogbertcarroll reviews
Arriving in Sunnydale ready to start a new life as a normal teenager, Buffy discovered she wasn't the only one who dealt with strange events and that maybe it wasn't all bad, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something had been listening when she'd wished for a vacation.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,643 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/5/2020
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 723,045 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 125,832 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Defiant by Twubs reviews
This world is not how he knows it. In fact, it is much scarier. SI/Naruto AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,027 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/23/2020 - Naruto U., OC
Lightning Among the Stars by Purple Pork Penguin reviews
Summary: The SA-X. Gorea, Dark Samus. The foes in the cosmos hold power to subjugate civilzations, but they learn that while Samus may not be stronger, or nimbler, or even smarter, she remains deadlier. Deadly as lightning.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Samus A.
Harry Potter and the Physical Adept by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 2 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content. Dumbledore bashing, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,329 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirit of Revenge by Lexarius reviews
Voldemort kills Harry in Little Hangleton Cemetery. Grave mistake, for Harry returns from death with the Power-the-Dark-Lord-Knows-Not.(Slow advancement, short chapters, multiple POVs).
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,702 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 6/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,616 - Reviews: 6916 - Favs: 9,892 - Follows: 10,365 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
One Bad Day by ack1308 reviews
What if several Worm characters had a really bad day, the sort of day from which there is no coming back? What happens to Brockton Bay then?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,645 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Gift of the Demon by TheSilverboar reviews
The Uchiha clan. Kurama hated no group more than them. Again and again, Sasuke Uchiha beat his host, humiliated him, made him look weak. Kurama refused to be made a mockery of, even by Proxy. A little gift given to his host should be enough to turn the tables and provide him with ample entertainment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 11/2/2019 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Gaara, Killer Bee
Worm: Plot Bunnies by Fencer22 reviews
A bunch of one shots of varying tone, length and detail. Most are open for adoption or collaboration if that interests anyone.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,354 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 9/15/2016
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,970 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 13,625 - Follows: 15,579 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Crimson Dawn by Midnight Lost reviews
Inheriting a vast under world empire, left behind by his unofficial adopted mother at a young age. Naruto leads The Crimson Dawn, right under the nose of Konoha, preying upon the villagers ignorance and foolish notion that he is the dead last of the academy. Even more unknown is his partner in crime, Ino Yamanaka. Naruto/Large Harem, Grey!Naruto, Grey!Ino, Yakuza!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,550 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 9/7/2020 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Anko M., Koyuki
The Moon is White by UnknownRegion reviews
Madara slipped away, welcoming the darkness with a small yet blissful smile playing on his lips. Maybe now he could have that drink with Hashirama... He woke up to his long-dead clan's medics fretting over him. [Madara-centric, Time-Travel fic. MadaTobi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,636 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/25/2018 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] Izuna U., Hashirama S.
Random Rambles of a Wondering Wanderer by Heirx reviews
Prompts, challenges, and ideas turned into short stories. Cleaned up with a few grammar apps, but none are edited. Expect lots of humor, including some rather dark tones, along with a helping of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 12/9/2019
Fire and Bones by Dantegrey reviews
[AU] On that day, Momonga was not alone; one of the First Guildmates stood with him till the end; together, as Supreme Beings of Nazarick, they begun to understand that this world was exactly what they desired, may the gods have mercy on whoever is fool enough to stand on their way.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 178,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Ainz, Albedo] [OC, Lakyus]
The Overlord's Dragon by Anco reviews
Everything has to come to an end at some point and YGGDRASIL was no different. I had a lot of good memories with this game and made even better friends, though now they've left to move on better things in life. Now I and my last and best friend await the end in his guild base to the game we so love. Except it's not the end. If anything, it's just beginning.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 181,554 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Ainz, OC
Easy Fear by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
Harry uses Parseltongue to tell everyone what he REALLY feels about them. Rated for swears and Harry's mature comments about various males. GoF onward. Slightly AU! Preslash? The pairing is still just a possibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/19/2017 - [Harry P., Barty C. Jr.] Draco M., Severus S.
Harry Potter, Self-Insert by 15Redstones reviews
I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Priority one, survive. Priority two, drag this world into the 21st century. Metagaming and Magitech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,147 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D.
A Wizard's Guide to 'Banking' by Bakuraptor reviews
The problem: muggleborns face terrible discrimination, Voldemort has this terrible habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and things are only getting worse. The solution: Find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them, even if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,985 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chance, a new choice by moonbird reviews
Severus was dying in the shrieking shack, and he did indeed die. However, forces out of his control rendered him the ability to re-choose. going back and choose differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 86 - Words: 282,578 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
We Solemnly Swear by Herochick007 reviews
This is the new dumping ground for all my marauders fics. There will be fluff, there will be wolfstar, there will be jily. There will be odd questions and even more strange answers! But every fic will feature the marauders, and Lily! Rating to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/13/2008
When Two Pieces Become One by NonsensicalRants reviews
Harry died that day in the Chamber of Secrets. The piece of Voldemort's soul inside of him leapt to the only living thing in the room, taking with it all of Harry's memories, hopes and dreams. Memories that would become Tom Riddle's curse. One hero died that day. Another was born from the ashes to fight the battle against his older counterpart and his ilk. To undo his sins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 11/12/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.] Sirius B., Regulus B.
What If ? by ack1308 reviews
As the costumed hero Left Field, Taylor sees the world differently. They're about to find out just how differently.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 214 - Published: 2/9 - Clockblocker, Armsmaster, Alexandria, Eidolon - Complete
To the Letter by Lexarius reviews
Originally titled "Well, You Told Me To." Vignettes with characters deciding to take things to the letter, but certainly, not in spirit. (Includes Dumbledore bashing. One-shots. First chapter written in just ten minutes. Unedited except for basic grammar.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
An Unfinished Can of Worms by Racke reviews
A collection of discontinued Worm-stories.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/30
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Insatiable Yuki-Onna by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Turns out there's a very good reason Haku was made to think she was a boy: To keep the world safe from death by dehydration. Now she's free, there's only one ninja who can stop her... Fem!Haku, crackfic, one shot. Rated for naughty allusions but not a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/28 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Greater Revolution by cloud9stories reviews
Set after the end of Revolution, Daiki and Itachi end up in the MCU. They managed to bring a form of peace to the Elemental Nations, but there was a price to pay in order to guarantee its survival. Will they manage to do the same onto an Earth filled with superhumans? How will they change their approach finding out the existence of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Mutants? Infinity-War fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/14 - Itachi U., OC, Nick F., Ancient One
Village Idiots by FriTik reviews
Or a Fanatic, a Demon, a Damaged Psyche and a One Eyed Scarecrow form a Genin team. In which Sasuke is a Jashinist, Naruto thinks he's a demon, Sakura has multiple personality disorder and Kakashi has an innate envy of people with two normal eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,239 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
If not for Umbridge by chris400ad reviews
It might never have happened. In fact, it was a decision she nearly didn't make, and yet she did. See how everything can change when Dumbledore's Army recruits a Slytherin member, Daphne Greengrass, who just wanted to pass her O.W.L's. Pt 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,270 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Bigger Picture by cloud9stories reviews
POV from a OC-SI one year older than the twins, AU from triwizard onward, even if Harry Potter will be canonish. Detailed explanation of magic, animagus, alchemy, rituals, Worldwide scenarios.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,925 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/18/2020 - OC, Fleur D., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 98 - Words: 818,034 - Reviews: 18942 - Favs: 15,121 - Follows: 15,326 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Dance of the Dog God by Tartarun reviews
Kakashi loved Konoha a little less and his father a bit more. What happens next changes the face of history. However, Team 7's destiny years later is still wrapped with the silver-haired man's and an intricate dance begins. (Cross-posting on AO3 and undergoing a rewrite)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 312,607 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 426,107 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,728 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
A Tale in Alagaësia by cloud9stories reviews
SI-OC in Alagaësia. Massive AU. An SI who managed to achieve a good approximation of godhood in the HP-verse finds himself stranded in Alagaësia whithout having planned for it. His magic doesn't quite work, and he has only hazy memories of the book 'Eragon'. PS: I swear I'll work hard on his characterization!
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,788 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/10/2020 - OC, Angela, Saphira, Fleur D.
Nazarick in real world by Carlos783 reviews
The world that created the game meet the game that it created
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,699 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Ainz, Touch Me, Peroroncino, Albedo
A most glorious return by Th 1998 reviews
Yes, this is crack. No, I am not sorry for writing this. Yes, I did watch too much Text-to-Speech Device.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,546 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/18/2019
That Was Part of the Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
One year has passed since Lyra (formerly Bellatrix) Black traveled thirty years into an alternate future. Unfortunately, this means she's expected to go back to boring Hogwarts for more boring normal people stuff. Except, there is that Tournament thing. And Angel Black. And her muggleborn girlfriend. And maybe an international incident or two... Never mind, should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 526,530 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
No Fate by AndrewWolfe reviews
1995: Harry Potter tells the Minister where to stick his underage magic trial. That's the last the wizarding world hears of him. 2004: Corporal Harry Potter, RLC, is trying to have a quiet drink...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,659 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 9/11/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Molly W., Dobby
Gate: Thus the Sorcerous Kingdom Fought There by oblivon2991 reviews
A strange Gate appeared in the capital of the Sorcerous Kingdom, and through it, foreign soldiers started to flood. Killing and kidnapping the denizens of the Sorcerous Kingdom's capital. Now our beloved Papa Bones can't let such dirty things. Does he? (Warning! The story contains some of my OC's) (AU!)
Crossover - Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 685,924 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Itami, OC, Ainz
I, Panacea by ack1308 reviews
Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,334 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,931 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Rebirth In The Naruto-verse (SIOC) by Victortoery reviews
It wasn't expected nor wanted, but I've been reborn in the Naruto-verse, and I'll do my best to climb my way to the top. Hyuga (SI/OC) Self Insert. (First posted fic don't expect too much. Unrealistic expectations seem to be the majority of my reviews. Revised doesn't mean it's any better written, I've just corrected the spelling and story flow. ) You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 80 - Words: 231,857 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 4/22/2020 - Kakashi H., Gai M., Minato N., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,070 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Orders of Magnitude by NanashiSaito reviews
A prequel to Significant Digits, which is the successor to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, which is a retelling of the Harry Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 136,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Perenelle F., Herpo the Foul, Merlin - Complete
The Kenobi Scandal by AppoApples reviews
One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,160 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer Remastered by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
A young Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this he developed a love of video games. Little did he know it would result in him waking up with the ability to view life as one. Naruto had no idea what to make of this, but after discovering the perks decided to go with the flow. But will life be harder or easier remains unseen? AU. Naruto/The Gamer/Solo Leveling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,589 - Reviews: 6033 - Favs: 11,590 - Follows: 13,628 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
Is It Too Much To Ask To Be Left Alone? by Ashbel Longhart reviews
Bell Cranel died to a Minotaur in the Dungeon. Years later, he finds himself in Lordran after escaping the Undead Asylum only to die over and over. And then he burned for many, many years. And after many centuries, what seemed like a dream, Bell finds himself back in the Dungeon. So what does he do now that he's back home? To be frank, he just wants to be left alone.
Crossover - Dark Souls & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,106 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 4,397 - Follows: 5,258 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Great Grey Wolf Sif, Bell C., Hestia, Aizu W.
Broken Utterly! by Hippothestrowl reviews
The continuous barrage of criticism and cruelty by the Dursleys utterly destroys baby Harry's will, initiative, and self-belief, turning him into a mental slave and completely suppressing his magic. Only Dumbledore's wise counsel and loving care can save him. So no chance then. Unless a smart friend can find a way into his heart and broken mind...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 2/23/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 4/24/2015
Mutant Deviations by Temporal Knight reviews
When Taylor Hebert triggered she found herself with no support at all. Neither friends, nor family came to her rescue or even offered pleasant words of comfort. When even her own father didn't show up at the hospital...Taylor knew she'd have to make her own way through life. A little paranoia never hurt anyone when heroing. Until she found a secret she never should have learned...
Worm - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 353,205 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea, Canary - Complete
Boredom and Secrets by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
A very bored Harry Potter starts writing to the Dark Lord over the summer after his fifth year at Hogwarts. An equally bored Voldemort decides to write back. And thus, a summer of secrets is born, and the enemy named boredom is fended off. Slash fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 45,733 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 12/7/2020 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Voldemort, Harry P.]
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,264 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 5,642 - Updated: 12/1/2020 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Burn Up by JellyfishBlues reviews
Taylor moves via explosions and does not appreciate being teased. Where is Lung when you need him.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/30/2020 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
Glassmaker by JellyfishBlues reviews
Taylor eats things she shouldn't and then makes money, and in between eating things and making money, Taylor mends some bridges. Taylor/Lisa
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,424 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2020 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,536 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Vista has enough by mp3.1415player reviews
Vista is not a happy girl, and eventually this has consequences...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 443 - Published: 11/29/2020 - Complete
Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 218,006 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
Three Sages by Zabzab reviews
Jiraiya simply refuses to fail again, he knows he cannot afford it. He knows his godson cannot afford it. So Jiraiya decides to show some sage-like qualities and call someone wiser than him for help. AU-ish. ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,416 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 10/2/2019 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Sign here for ANBU by Zabzab reviews
When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto. ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 176,700 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 5,088 - Follows: 6,055 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yugao U., Yamato
I Quit! (challenge fanfic) by Zabzab reviews
A Naruto shadow clone flips his lid and Hiruzen realizes that being ostracized doesn't make a child "lovable" and happy. This is an eponymous challenge originally posted by slythefoxx2. I may or may not respect the challenge to the letter. Go read slythefoxx2's fanfics, they are pretty good. ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 3/25/2020 - Naruto U., Ibiki M., Hiruzen S.
The Method by Zabzab reviews
After failing his first genin examination, Naruto finds himself in front of the library. In a sudden bout of inspiration, he decides to enter and find a peculiar scroll. (It's an OP!Naruto story. I repeat it's an OP!Naruto story labelled as HUMOR!) ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Naruto U.
The Bloody Oracle of Kiri by CannibalisticApple reviews
By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: "Poison Apple," "Bloody Princess," and "The Mad Butcher." However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri". (Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 159,056 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 5,853 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Kakashi H., Kisame H., Utakata, OC
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 10,942 - Follows: 11,918 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Plot Bunny Ranch by TheBeardedOne reviews
A place where my non-Naruto and non-Harry Potter ideas see the light of day. Mainly Worm, but other ideas may also appear.
Crossover - Worm & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,694 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/13/2020 - Published: 1/27/2015
Order Among Chaos by Faykan reviews
The sun has set upon the Republic, and the Neo-Sith Empire reigns supreme. Only a scattered remnant of rebels and traitors remain, struggling to sting the Empire like biting flies. But beneath the overwhelming triumph, something festers within. Third in the Darth Veneficus Trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 226,499 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Complete
The Rise of Darth Veneficus by Faykan reviews
A dark power is rising. An ancient enemy with a new face. Can the Republic and the Jedi Order withstand the storm of the new Sith Emperor, Darth Veneficus? Sequel to Harry Potter and the Power of the Dark Side.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 438,121 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Yoda, Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of the Dark Side by Faykan reviews
Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 329,861 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
A New Player: Year One by Faykan reviews
A Mysterious new wizard appears on the night Dumbledore deposites Harry at Privet drive, signaling great changes for the wizarding world. But what will he do, and what are his intentions with The Boy-who-lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,569 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Konoha's Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 168,569 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 11/10/2020 - Published: 11/17/2013
Time Flows Like Ink by GwendolynStacy reviews
After a fuinjutsu experiment gone wrong, Minato is yanked into a future where his family is dead, his team fell apart and the Uchiha were slaughtered. With the defective seal burning in his palm, Minato struggles to stay afloat in a Konoha that isn't his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,690 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 11/10/2020 - Published: 3/10/2018 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Lucky at Cards by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,940 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017
Harry Potter and the Marauding Champions by NonsensicalRants reviews
A new generation of Marauder's is born in the second half of the Triwizard Tournament, during a night none of them can remember. The destruction this new generation of pranksters wrought in a drunken stupor set them down a path of greatness. "Messyrs Firebird, TroinSkin, PaddleCul and VoulgeNeb are proud to present, the Marauder's Map, Version 2.0."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,669 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 6/27/2019 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Viktor K., Cedric D.
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
[Rewrite in Progress. Check my profile] Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 5,795 - Follows: 7,407 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
The Snake's Miscalculation by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
The Third can't stop Orochimaru from summoning the last box when using the Edo Tensei at the end of the Chunin Exams. But who was actually in that box? It couldn't be the Fourth since he's in the Shinigami's stomach. It has to be someone else… and maybe Orochimaru should have thought this through more. AKA Funny how having an undead Uzumaki solves so many of Konoha's problems...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kushina U.
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Severus S., Neville L.
Warp by xbritomartx reviews
Victoria Dallon goes to sleep in October of 2015 and wakes up in April of 2011. Her boyfriend's alive, her forcefield is the same shape as she is, and her sister's acting weird because of what a certain thinker said on Thursday . . .
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Gallant
Imperium of Vader by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Empire faces the unthinkable: The Emperor is dead, secretly slain by his apprentice, Darth Vader. Now the reigning Lord of the Sith and Emperor of the Galaxy, Vader now tries to juggle keeping rebels underfoot and the Empire together while turning it into something to be proud of. Now he just needs to figure out what to do with the Death Star...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 12/2/2019 - Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin
A Kernel Of Truth by mp3.1415player reviews
A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 10/29/2020 - Published: 9/6/2020
Friendly Neighborhood Nine-Tails by AkumaKami64 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,132 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Hostage Situation by ack1308 reviews
When Amy Dallon encounters someone from her distant past, her life will change forever.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,312 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Brandish, E. Piggot
A Casket Full of Victory by Liffae reviews
It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,531 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pale Horseman by alexandertheII reviews
There is not much Death cares about, but the Natural Order is perhaps the most important thing to him. Tom Riddle violates the Natural Order of Life and Death. But Death is cunning, and so he gives Harry three choices: Stay dead, go on or go back. What else could Harry choose but to go back when there's people to save? Got tired of being bashy, changing that. Still HHr, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 205,419 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 4,976 - Updated: 10/16/2020 - Published: 3/23/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Daphne G.
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. And now, a free remastered version is coming to my website!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,964 - Reviews: 12092 - Favs: 16,103 - Follows: 11,383 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Plausible Deniability by euphoric image reviews
When I was reincarnated into the body of Harry Potter, I decided on three objectives. One: Become the strongest wizard. Two: Attain immortality. Three: Stop going into total organ failure every few weeks. And if that meant abandoning my morals and killing a few people along the way, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 5/26/2020 - Harry P.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,698 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 70,890 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
Second Chance by GwendolynStacy reviews
Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto go back in time. Only Shikamaru and Gaara make it to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,627 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
The Rise of Dark Lady Hermione by stevem1 reviews
Luna Lovegood has a rare magical talent that she uses to help hurting friends shortly following the battle at the Department of Mysteries, resulting in the eventual defeat of Voldemort and the rise of Dark Lady Hermione. H/Hr, LL/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 9/18/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L., Neville L.
Cold Blood by Recoiled reviews
Sasuke held off Haku just a little longer, meaning Naruto never used Kyubi's chakra against him. This small change causes Naruto to take a different lesson from the Land of Waves. If he wants to survive in the ninja world, he'll need to get serious. Features Hyoton Naruto, and eventual ANBU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 8/13/2020 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Ebisu, Yugao U.
Indrajit by Tartarun reviews
Indra awakens on the night of the Massacre and decides enough is enough. This cycle of reincarnation is going to end and Sasuke is the perfect tool for such a purpose. Sasuke finds a dangerous ally for revenge and Naruto grows up unaware of the danger he is in. What does it mean to be a reincarnation? What does a life mean to a godling who believes in impermanence? #Halloween2020
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/5/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Indra Ō., Ashura Ō.
Naruto: What If by Blade8821 reviews
Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 312,629 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 10/4/2020 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Sasuke U., Anko M.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Scribble Pad by White Squirrel reviews
An anthology of chapters I wrote for stories that ultimately didn't go anywhere, but might still be worth posting. Free to anyone who wants them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,876 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/4/2020 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Harry P.
Overlord: Account Upgrade by SonFamily4Life reviews
YGGDRASIL offered many purchases to player accounts on the online store, one of those was a 'Verified Adult' package. Originally promoted as a "more mature, complete role-playing experience", Satoru Suzuki must now deal with a libido as an undead. Along with a more confident and less naive Ainz at the helm, how might Nazarick's story change? AU/Canon divergent. Reviews welcome!
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,642 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 10/1/2020 - Published: 3/13/2019 - [Ainz, Albedo, Shalltear B.]
Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 367,570 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Walk Away Further: Neverstop! by Hippothestrowl reviews
No need to physically walk away to stop playing the game. Harry Potter learns to never stop asking for help even before he goes to Hogwarts so he's certainly not going to sit back and take all that injustice when he does! Take it to them, Harry! NOT a sequel but a sidequel to my earlier Walkaway. Featuring the return of Mercy Fuller.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 12/6/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.]
The Peverell Gambit by stevem1 reviews
Decades after defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter travels back to 1960 to prevent the rise of Voldemort which, coupled with the survival of pure blood dogma after his defeat, proved to be a near extinction level event for Wizarding Britain. H/BL, with references to past (future) H/GW and H/HG. Powerful dark grey Harry, cruel, manipulative Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/25/2020 - Published: 9/20/2020 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Born Of The Same Impulse by GwendolynStacy reviews
Barely five minutes into the past and Tony has already taken care of Ultron, thus prevented Sokovia, thus – hopefully – made sure that the Civil War would never happen. All things considered, he was doing pretty well! Then he just had to look up his fellow superhero turned time traveller on the internet. - "Star Surgeon Involved In Car Crash, Condition Unknown"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,268 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/25/2020 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Dr. Strange/Stephen S. - Complete
Devil Has Come To Carry Me Home by OrianD'Cate reviews
Collection of one-shots and story prompts where characters from other realities and fandoms end up in the Wizarding World. Will focus mainly on fandoms that already have at least some understanding of Magic, but feel free to request specific scenarios you might like to see. Absolutely NO Harry Potter himself traveling to other worlds; there are way better writers than I am for that
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2020 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Luna L.
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7225 - Favs: 9,701 - Follows: 10,111 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
Unconventional Missing-Nin by Esellyn reviews
Kushina has always had a knack for sensing, and when Minato tells her about Obito's death she refuses to believe it and uses her sensory skills to find him. To Minato's surprise and joy, Obito is alive. They request a mission to go get him, but by the time they return the great tree of Konoha has been poisoned against them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,056 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/16/2020 - Published: 12/11/2019 - Complete
Stories that Go Nowhere by Magi Silverwolf reviews
This collection is for oneshots that I feel can be continued but which I am actively electing to not continue at this time. In the rare case that I choose to continue a piece, either as a series or a multi-chapter fic, I will remove it from this collection. Despite updating occasionally, this collection is marked as complete. Note: removing chapters marks the collection as updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,346 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2020 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Complete
Ramblings by Shikaku Zetsumei reviews
Miscellaneous story ideas and short stories that I felt the urge to write. Varying topics, frequently humorous, occasionally less. I may turn some into full stories. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 2/8/2013
Snippets, pieces, and chunks by verycoolname reviews
Bits of writing that could be a proper story, but I can't finish or flesh out for whatever reason. This is what happens when I get distracted by plot bunnies. I'mma post them here in case people have nothing better to do. If anyone likes an idea they see here they are welcome to it. I write stuff that I'd like to read, so it would be silly of me to object.
Crossover - X-overs & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 3/14/2020
Half-baked Hero by Bakuraptor reviews
Taylor always dreamed of being a hero - and it turns out that her new power's pretty sweet! Unfortunately, she means that very literally...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/7/2020 - Published: 8/6/2020
Goose in the Neighborhood by Fairywm reviews
There be aliens about, and Voldie's about to meet one. Who's a cute little kitty?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/5/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Turn in Time Saves Nine by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Prisoner of Azkaban alternate ending. When they meet Sirius Black in the Shrieking Shack, instead of getting caught, Hermione grabs Harry and Time-Turns them away. Just like Dumbledore asked her to at the start of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 138 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Ghost of Privet Drive by AndrewWolfe reviews
"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI-ish. Rated M for foul language and canon-level abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 265,957 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., OC - Complete
Digging Being Diggory by DeafPuppies reviews
Throw a genre savvy Machiavellian Bookworm OC into Cedric Diggory's body and what do you get? Hijinks and a body count apparently. Anti-Hero self insert MC. Rated M for the language, drug use, and sexual suggestions later on. Doubt I'll do lemons I would be pants at them. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,728 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/22/2020 - Published: 7/5/2020
Pieces of My Mind by drakensis reviews
A collection of plot bunnies that don't seem to be forming full stories. Various series.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,329 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/22/2020 - Published: 8/7/2009
Becoming Draco Malfoy by stevem1 reviews
Harry Potter is a cynical and depressed Auror after fighting three wars. He travels back in time to change history, this time focusing on political and financial power. To complete his task, he possesses the body of Draco Malfoy before he receives his Hogwarts letter. The portrait is of Rupert Brooke by Clara Ewald, oil on canvas, 1911, with the National Portrait Gallery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,575 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/21/2020 - Published: 8/9/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M.
Overdue by MBurris reviews
One-shot. Harry Potter, now an autonomous adult, has an overdue conversation and lays some ghosts to rest. Among others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Xander Harris and the Trip Through Hell by ZebJeb reviews
When the portal of Acathla opens, Xander jumps in to close the portal. Follows his journey through hell to find a way home. Badass Xander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,891 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Xander Harris and the Side-Trips Through Hell by ZebJeb reviews
Sequel to Xander Harris and the Trip Through Hell. Explores other minor adventures had during his time in Hell, along with the impacts his adventures caused throughout the demonic dimensions. A collection of side stories surrounding the original story, from multiple perspectives.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 322 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Xander H.
The Sociopathy Of Uchiha Sasuke by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 160,873 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Complete
Family Means Nobody Gets Left Behind by Esellyn reviews
Mito activates a seal and wakes up with a five-year-old blond Uzumaki child leaning over her in what's called the Forest of Death. She is not pleased.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,835 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 1/6/2020 - Naruto U., Mito U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Arsed Tournament by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/3/2020 - Published: 7/6/2020 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Argos by frodogenic reviews
In which Darth Vader is blackmailed, and there is nothing he can do about it. Blasted droids. Oneshot, Limpet AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/2/2020
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 631,740 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 5,565 - Follows: 7,261 - Updated: 8/2/2020 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/9/2016
Self-Defense by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
How the Half-Blood Prince bathroom fight between Harry and Draco should have played out (ie. Harry stands up for himself after the duel with Draco). [2nd Amendment, Wizarding 2nd Amendment, Stand Your Ground, Castle Doctrine, Legal Use of Deadly Force, But no deaths.] Plus a bonus chapter just because I humored myself writing it. More details in the end note of Ch 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/26/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Creature Of Many Faces by ExtremelyLost32 reviews
Rumors say, hidden in the deepest parts of Deepnest, lives a horrendous creature. A creature that scours the memories of bugs and takes on the appearance of those held dear, to lure them into its lair. They say it's an unsightly beast, and if you ever come across it, well...it is said that those who follow the beast, never come back. Nosk wouldn't say that's completely true.
Hollow Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/18/2020 - Published: 6/7/2020 - Nosk, Midwife, the Knight
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,879 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/16/2020 - Published: 8/13/2011
Grey by Polydicta reviews
Baby Harry Potter was protected from Voldemort by Old Magic. That protection stayed with him beyond Voldemort's attack. Rated T for implied abuse. Ultra short single-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/10/2020 - Complete
Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen. [I'm sorry for the exposition dump. I've been trying for two years to figure out how to do it better but it just bogged down everything too much.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 126,874 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Team Seven, OC
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
Kagekage by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Shikimaru becomes the world's strongest ninja. By doing absolutely nothing. What is his secret? [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2020 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,727 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 7,240 - Follows: 8,837 - Updated: 7/4/2020 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
Through the Veil by Fairywm reviews
Sirius falls through the veil, Harry follows. They wind up somewhere new. Knowing there's no way back, they seek to help their world as best they can. Just a quick one-shot. Dumbles bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Prisoners' Tale by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter and Nagini have returned to Potter Manor, each hoping to begin rebuilding their lives. But before they can do that, they must first figure out who they truly are. A follow-up to Inside Man and Inside Woman, updated sporadically.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/27/2020 - Published: 10/30/2018 - [Harry P., Nagini]
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 11,890 - Follows: 14,840 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Hidden Path by Allison Illuminated reviews
"Prove me wrong." Shikamaru takes Naruto's declaration that he'll be the next Hokage seriously. Sometimes, the simplest validation is enough to change the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/25/2020 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Voleur D'âme by Twubs reviews
A soul from our world is thrown into the body of Ron Weasley in the exact moment that Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Teenage hormones, dark lords, and missing memories is a hell of a combination. SI
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 190,176 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 6/23/2020 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Ron W., OC - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,348 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Welcomed Second Chance by Darashiko reviews
When I closed my eyes for eternity, I didn't think 'eternity' would be cut so short. So when I find myself in the body of an 8-years-old Naruto Uzumaki, I decided to delay the next 'eternity' as long as possible. After all, I have to break my record of living for only 19 years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,155 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Kakashi's Mini-me by theriku260 reviews
Just one action can set a person on a new path, and when Naruto decides that pranking Kakashi on their first meeting might not be the wisest it changes the Jinchuuriki's- and Konoha's- future forever. Slow updates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 6,446 - Follows: 7,613 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,200 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 10/19/2010
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,552 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nothing to do with the Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Too many things happen in the summer of 1994. (A pseudo-sequel of All According to Plan, a collaboration between LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,761 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Complete
Musical Melodies by Nyx the Author reviews
We all know the story of Taylor and the Locker. But what if a much more significant event happened slightly differently? Things are going to get jazzy. (Flute is Trigger/Musical!Taylor, based off of Cacophony from Space Battles.) No Longer on Hiatus, though updates take a while because I have other personal projects and other story ideas.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,676 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 5/18/2020 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea, Danny H.
Crumple Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,450 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Slays Voldemort by StevenTLawson reviews
Voldemort took a chance to kill Harry Potter before his fifth year to prevent anyone from knowing of his return, things got complicated. Now Harry is alive and has to deal with the coming fallout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/4/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Narcissa M.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 256,664 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 5/9/2020 - Published: 9/15/2012
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 3,416 - Follows: 3,855 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,404 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Dem Bones Dem, Dry Bones by slyfoxcub reviews
Reincarnation. Lovely. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. No slash pairings. Beginning and Probation Arcs now being edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,288 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kimimaro K., OC
Dance of the Moths by Sage Nameless reviews
Shy and abused, Iris Potter slowly uncovers the truth about the magical world, despite the warnings of her brother and father. What are the Old Rites, why is numerology a dark art, and why does she keep blushing whenever Blaise and her bond-mate look at her? Prepare for magical theory, politics, paganism, creatures, a twin, romance, and above all, self-discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,158 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/24/2020 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Harry P., Blaise Z., OC
Green Eyed Beast by MrWriterWriter reviews
James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Harry P.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9026 - Favs: 18,499 - Follows: 21,663 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 291,333 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 4/20/2020 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Insubordination: For Fun and Profit by NonsensicalRants reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet, Harry realizes there are quite a few more implications in his forced participation in the tournament than anybody else realized. Implications that would make the lives of the organizers and ,hopefully, whoever wronged him a living hell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Harry P.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 4,384 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 6/1/2017
A Fool and 'His' Money by Bakuraptor reviews
Lucius Malfoy has just committed his greatest coup yet - convincing the Minister to give him full access to any Gringotts account that takes his fancy. Naturally, his first port of call is the account of the accursed Potter child - which, he will soon discover, is a very, very bad idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/11/2020 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Fusion of Meat and Metal by Makuta-Tobi reviews
As Samus is called into the Galactic Federation to justify her actions on the Biologic Space Laboratories, an old foe sparks a need for a field test of Samus' new capabilities
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Samus A., Adam, Ridley, SA-X
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 7,773 - Follows: 10,204 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The End of 6th Year by ObsessedWithHPFanFic reviews
Harry realizes that there is no need to return to #4 after 6th year and wants the help of the Order to complete the mission that Albus has assigned him. With their help, the war is ended in short order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE- Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,997 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 5,478 - Follows: 5,254 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,274 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 11/30/2015
An American Geek in a Halkeginian Court by Inner Legions reviews
An American commits cultural appropriation against a hapless Japanese youth. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 604,130 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Louise, OC
Crushing Blows by Krelix reviews
A man well suited to being a shinobi is reincarnated into the Naruto world at a key stage in its history, not knowing what is to come how will his actions inadvertently effect the future. OC-insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,918 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 8/4/2018 - OC
Burn Limits by Taivasalla reviews
Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,969 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 3/13/2020 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Hiding in the Wrong Cabinet by NonsensicalRants reviews
After his first attempt at using floo powder, Harry finds himself hiding in an unsuspecting cabinet in a strange and horrific shop. It turns out to be a terrible choice in hiding spot when it transports him to a room of hidden things. A room containing a certain diadem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2020 - Published: 1/6/2020 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sage of the Seventh Path by Xahn777 reviews
Most people would have called it "The Worst Day Of Their Lives". But to Naruto It's The start of something wonderful. After all, what's good doesn't have to be pleasant and once you hit rock bottom the only way to go is up, right? Watch as one bad day...saves the world. Naru/Hina. Minor AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,772 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 3/7/2020 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Jiraiya
Harry Potter's 5th year DOM - One Shot by ObsessedWithHPFanFic reviews
Harry realizes that he has the needed talents to save Sirius and change the battle during his adventure to the DOM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
In the Bleak Midwinter by TheLoud reviews
After escaping from Merope in London and fleeing back to Little Hangleton, Tom Riddle had thought he was free of witches. He wasn't expecting yet another witch to turn up on his doorstep. This one seems different, but she too smells of Amortentia. Can he trust her when she tells him that she has brought him his baby from a London orphanage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 152,309 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/23/2020 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Hermione G., Tom R. Sr., Mary R., Thomas R.
Earning Her Stripes by ack1308 reviews
When Emma and Madison, with Sophia's help, decide to escalate their tormenting of Taylor to a whole new level, things are going to get interesting. And not in a good way.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/23/2020 - Published: 1/3/2020
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3819 - Favs: 12,025 - Follows: 13,228 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
From the Mind of Dunuelos: Plot Bunnies by dunuelos reviews
Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,232 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 5/27/2014
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 618,342 - Reviews: 4729 - Favs: 7,474 - Follows: 7,752 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Determined Harry Does (ADHD) by Ash0011 reviews
A chunni that might've read Harry Potter a few years back, maybe, he at least skimmed it, fanfics are close enough, and I think the movies were played in his general vicinity, ends up as Harry Potter. This can only end well (in explosions). SI, Crack, originally from SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 5/1/2019
Secret potions club by The madness in me reviews
Side story to Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lords Diary. Snape starts a secret potions club with himself, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley twins. Chaos Ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Severus S., George W., Luna L., Fred W.
Saved by the Goblins by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/22/2020 - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies by Emerald Ashes reviews
Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,000 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/10/2020 - Published: 1/7/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year, and is told that Ministry representatives will be coming to Privet Drive to destroy his wand - he runs. There is no way he's letting anyone snap his wand. He has to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,329 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 1/9/2020 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
And the Basilisk made Three by slytherinsal reviews
Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,991 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Complete
Heroing is hungry work by The madness in me reviews
A hungry webslinger on a budget finds a novel way to satisfy his superhuman cravings, and he's not the only one.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2020 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Beyond the Curtain by Bobika reviews
Twenty years ago, Voldemort won the Battle of Hogwarts, then the war. Harry now guides the remaining resistance through the Magical Curtain that separates the rest of the world from Voldemort's Empire, where magic is out in the open and wizards reign free. Canon loyal, not dark. Adventure, not angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,854 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Harry P., Neville L., Bill W.
Konoha's Holidays: Christmas by Esellyn reviews
An Uzushio Christmas. Turned into a bit of a lecture on Uzushio culture, but it's fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 15,729 - Follows: 16,831 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
The Distraction Tactic by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Crack Fic- Naruto, at an early age, learns an interesting distraction tactic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/24/2019
Naruto's Blessings by AkumaKami64 reviews
The night before the Academy Exam, Naruto meets a stranger who grants him a power or two. The kicker? Naruto is unaware of this! As a result, Naruto passes without shadow clones. But the multiverse will take notice of the newest Blessed, who is on a journey to power beyond belief. Harem, gradually OP and pervy but in an OP and pervy setting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/11/2019 - Published: 7/10/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Harry Potter's 4th Year and then Release of Dragon's Rage by ObsessedWithHPFanFic reviews
It's Harry's 4th year and he's had all he can take. Poor Minerva gets the grunt of Harry's fire as he unloads on her to show his displeasure. Rated for a few items of bad language. First fic for me and I hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Complete
All According to Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 470,119 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Terminal by loomweaver reviews
We can't help being who we are.
Metroid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2019 - SA-X - Complete
Saved By The Boggart by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Boggarts behave a little differently than in canon, and matters go south very quickly for a certain treacherous rodent. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/4/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 3,381 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry Potter Shorties by David305 reviews
Just a few very short, often funny HP vignettes, starring your favorite gang. ANOTHER NEW 11/2019: Pneumaticus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Harry P.
Masks They Wear by meisking01 reviews
Ten years have passed since the Sorcerer King took his throne. In the cold of winter, Lakyus wonders why the world changed. With Evileye gone for over a year, she makes it her personal quest to reclaim the Rose that was lost, and to find the forbidden knowledge behind the changes in her world. Setting out with Blue Rose, she may discover more than what she bargained for.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,128 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 11/15/2019 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Ainz, Lakyus, Gagaran, Evileye
The Lioness by Aya Diefair reviews
When Molly first met Harry at Kings Cross, she thought he was a boy from an orphanage who discovered he was something more. It was only after her children claimed to have rescued The-Boy-Who-Lived from a locked room and barred windows did Molly find herself standing on the porch of 4 Privet Drive, smiling warmly at a petrified Petunia while offering baked goods. — - Warnings Listed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/15/2019 - Published: 6/28/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Molly W., Petunia D.
The One Where Harry Potter is Accidentally Super Racist by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry is always thrilled to see Griphook when he visits Gringott's. Unfortunately for Harry, things are not always as they seem... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Harry P., OC, Griphook - Complete
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Choose: the rest is in the details by Lens of Sanity reviews
I've heard good things about Evil, and after I made my choice I've gotta tell you, it feels good, very good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Explosive Problem-Solving by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,708 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Dementors are born freezing by The madness in me reviews
Dementors are born freezing. From the moment they enter the world in some twisted form of infancy they are cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Luna L. - Complete
Brainworm Repository by Lord Mendasuit reviews
You know that expression of an 'earworm' song that just keeps repeating in your head? Well, this is the same for me, except with story ideas that I just can't devote enough time to. Free for pickup whenever you like.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 100,197 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Complete
Spacetime Beam: Speedrun Edition by Purple Pork Penguin reviews
Absorbing the SA-X gifted Samus with the often overlooked Spazer Beam. Messing around with it leads to a gain of years lost in the bounty hunter's career...but she chooses to cut down her schedule, anyways.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Complete
Enough Trouble for a Lifetime by onoM reviews
If you wonder how a muggle saved the wizarding world, I'm the right person to ask: My name is Harry Potter, and I am that muggle. How'd I do it? Well it wasn't easy, and I probably made it harder than it had to be...but it sure makes one hell of a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Harry P.
Medium of Exchange by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Goblin Culture. The Director of Gringotts has one job - keep the Galleons flowing. It says so right there, in the oath. Sometimes, that job is harder than it seems. Trunkshopping!Harry, Wealthy!Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Complete
Skywalker: A Fanon Story by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 67,069 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 4,949 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 12/30/2018
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 9,255 - Follows: 8,781 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Compass of thy Soul by Umei no Mai reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan during the Warring Clans Era is surprisingly idyllic, so long as you don't mind hard work and are too young to know any of the people who are actually dying. But innocence never lasts, and trying to help family stay alive is a road strewn with a surprising number of pitfalls and last-minute diversions. [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. No Aliens.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 142,101 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 7/15/2019 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U., Tajima U. - Complete
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lemon Drops and How Dumbledore Really Died by Triage the Potterfan reviews
You all think you know about the history of Albus Dumbledore? Well think again! Meet Annette, a Hogwarts ghost who will tell you all about the truth of how the legendary headmaster met his demise, and what lemon drops has to do with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2019 - Albus D. - Complete
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,315 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7531 - Favs: 16,901 - Follows: 19,101 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Cousins by dogbertcarroll reviews
His road trip turned out to be a lot shorter than he expected as Xander Harris finds himself asked to take on a whole new adventure, raising a young wizard with a prophecy pointed at his head. But than, in Sunnydale what else is family for?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Xander H., Harry P.
Greatest Fear by The madness in me reviews
Ron Weasley stood waiting as the wardrobe was opened to release the boggart, fully prepared to face the creepy crawly monster that was going to emerge, only to blink in surprise at the sight in front of him. It was not a spider.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Ron W., Remus L. - Complete
Embodiment of Destruction by NecroSerpent101 reviews
Starting off 3 months after Volume 13. An ominous prediction of the world has been given. Various characters have begun to make their move. Ainz searches for more power...Will the residents of the New World prevent the destruction of their world? Watch as Ainz gets caught up in the flow of events that soon spirals out of control. Chapter 1 is out and I am hoping for some comments.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 6/5/2018
Wayward Journeys by Barrour reviews
The Yggdrasil ended slightly differently and now Momonga might be alone in the new world. And yet maybe not. [Momonga was outside Nazarick fic, No OC]
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Ainz, Touch Me, Ulbert Alain Odle, Others
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Worm Plotbunny Farm by Asuki -The Infinite Archive reviews
A collection of several Worm plotbunny snippets floating inside my head.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 12/13/2018
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Marked by dogbertcarroll reviews
Tara's death was a low point in the gang's history, so when given a chance to change her fate, Xander grabs it tightly with both hands, but how will a girl from the sticks react to a boy raised on the Mouth of Hell?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 683 - Published: 7/17/2019
Settling Hot Water by Y.Rako reviews
You wake up in a world not your own; or is it? It doesn't matter. You've come equipped with a bit of science, some modern ideas, and the plot. You decide to figure it out day to day as you go along. OC SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,200 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 3/14/2017 - OC
Fight Fire with Fire and Burn the Whole World Down by NonsensicalRants reviews
Alone and beaten, Harry resorts to desperate measures in the war with Voldemort and his forces. There was no low, no evil his enemies wouldn't resort to. And so he saw fit to dive straight to the bottom and create a horcrux of his own. That was how it started, that's how the end of the wizarding world began. Two immortal dark lords duking it out was just too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 1/9/2019 - Harry P.
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 12/6/2013
Godsfall by Shurpuff reviews
Momonga left. The denizens of Nazarick grew mad with despair, and spread death and desolation into the New World. Twenty years later, humanity is on the verge of extinction. Into this hopeless situation, six heroes will rise. They are the Supreme Beings, players brought here from Yggdrasil Mk.2. What will Momonga and his friends see, in this twisted world remade by their children?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,987 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Ainz
Seraph (Alt-PowerAU) (Abandoned) by RedFalconWriter reviews
When considering the Simurgh, it is fair to theorize that all of canon was a Simurgh plot to put Taylor in the best possible position to save the world. But what if the Simurgh decided to take a more direct role in shaping Taylor's story? Short answer? Butterflies. Lots of them. Long answer? Read on!
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2017
Rules Are Made To Be Broken by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Complete
Bright Orange by Thephantomprince reviews
I was never much like Naruto Uzumaki. Where he was reckless, I was cautious. Where he was loud, I was quiet. Where he was a hero, I was...decidedly not. So what cosmic entity thought it would be a wise idea to pluck me up and put me in Naruto Uzumaki's body? Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,566 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Naruto U.
From The Afterlife to The Past Life by theriku260 reviews
After Danzo's death, he finds himself awakening in a certain five year old blond boy's apartment with a note from Kami that boils down to "make him S class and don't be a douche this time". Now his older self is plotting against him in a game of cat and mouse. Danzo always liked a challenged, if only his new roommate wasn't so damn loud in the mornings. AU, slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 5/11/2019
A Witch's Guide To Dealing With The Dark Side (And Also Dark Lords) by cherryvvoid reviews
A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,004 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 3,475 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] Voldemort, Albus D.
All According to Plan supplement by LysandraLeigh reviews
Side things for All According to Plan and its sequels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2019
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 4,341 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 854 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Complicating Reality by TheUnHolySmirk reviews
Harry Potter is a magician. Oh... and also a wizard, I guess. A collection of England's reactions to an unconventionally magical Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 3/2/2018
Multiversal Confluence Arena by Tankinator175 reviews
The warriors of ten different universes are brought to the battle arena to determine who is the strongest. There are more worlds to this crossover than the ones listed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2019
Program Ouroboros by SnowTime reviews
Can a summon go 'nuke-nin? Probably not, but he can certainly hole up and do his calculations. With how many snakes there are around, chances of being summoned are low— And fate decides to deny all probability as he comes face to face with a young Orochimaru as his first summon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Orochimaru, OC - Complete
Respawner by SnowTime reviews
Games are fun because you do not truly die. You live in a moment, and you live through the moments to try and try again. He had been a Player, and he still was one. Reality is only as you perceive because for all you know, your own life could be the story of another world. Warring Clan Era.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Hashirama S., OC - Complete
These Moments We Take for Granted by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi dies to Pain's attack and wakes up in another world. It's a world where Kakashi hadn't failed Obito's final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin's sake instead. It's a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can't bear to impose. So he doesn't – not as 'Kakashi', at least. Dimension Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,473 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
ANBU's Mascot by theriku260 reviews
After signing a contract to work for the Hokage till he's "older than dirt", Naruto is drafted into ANBU. Or so he thinks. Join him as he completes "missions" in the black ops in exchange for training, including his most challenging one yet: protecting one Sasuke Uchiha at school...and wait, Iruka's a traitor? And Pein is over ruled?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,020 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai, Shin - Complete
Together in Threes by GwendolynStacy reviews
Mikoto greets her spouses with the words, "Did you know our children went to Jiraiya for relationship advice?" Naruto and Sasuke freeze in their tracks. Kushina blinks. Minato pokes his head out of the kitchen, wearing a wide-eyed expression and his hot-pink apron. "What?" Mikoto knows that their relationship is not exactly conventional. Now their children have realized the same.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/10/2019 - [Minato N., Mikoto U., Kushina U.] Team Seven - Complete
Ike's Odd Oneshots, Omakes, and Ideas by MogtheGnome reviews
Pretty much, these are all the smaller things I've written that don't quite merit their own story yet, but I still want to post. Mainly Naruto stuff, but a Bleach thing or two will be thrown in. Some humor, some introspective. Now also includes Omake's to other people's stories I've written across the internet, for Naruto, Worm, and Highschool DxD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,285 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/8/2019 - Published: 9/8/2007
Show me the Way by The Ferryman reviews
"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 310 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Complete
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 177 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I am Naruto by Vapor0907 reviews
Taking place two years before the ninja graduation exam a 15 year old is reborn into the world of Naruto he does what any logical person would, prank those who do him wrong, absolutely destroy the original plot, and maybe have some ramen for lunch. But who knows because he's sure learning that in a world filled with ninja literally anything can happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,970 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Shikamaru N., Shino A., Team Seven, OC
Of Birds, if not Bees by The Ferryman reviews
Canary's trial prompts Ethan to explain some of the facts of cape-life to Rory.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Miss Militia, Triumph, Assault, Battery - Complete
Corruption of Blood by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU/ Darth Vader puts together the truth about his captive. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Three Wise Men by AkumaKami64 reviews
Three magic casters of unfathomable power enter the New World with Nazarick when, instead of Herohero, Tabula Smaragdina and Ulbert Alain Odle return for the end of Yggdrasil. More importantly, they can keep Albedo and Demiurge in line between terrorizing the human countries and searching for a way to get Momonga laid. Equal parts comedy and serious.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Ainz, Ulbert Alain Odle, Tabula Smaragdina
Gold, Forgiveness and Math by MBurris reviews
Harry needs the goblins to forgive the plundering of their vault system and the theft of a dragon. Harry monetizes the Wizarding World's fear of ... math.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights by ZebJeb reviews
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Textbook Case by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Konoha has guidelines for engagement and Sakura is a bookworm.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Unwoven Threads of Fate by Diadru reviews
Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 638,656 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 4,624 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Sasuke U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24413 - Favs: 19,621 - Follows: 19,375 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
P-orcing All the Girls: Greenskin (A Worm SI) by Marchenblanc reviews
Take a decent person. Throw them into a situation, and a body, with powers that they'd never been meant to handle because of bad paperwork...then run with it all the way down. When you're a Hentai Orc that is seemingly obsessed with subverting nearly all the tropes that normally comes with what you are...it isn't like you can do much else, right?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,910 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Miss Militia
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 5,694 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Science and Madness by The Blight reviews
In their pursuit of knowledge and power, defectors from Zurrernorn try summoning something directly from the realm of the gods. However, what they pull from the other side is completely unexpected. Away from home and disoriented, a madman finds that when the world is filled impossibly powerful beings, science is his only ally.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 179,862 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 11/3/2017
Pottery Shards by Lucinda reviews
A collection of fragments and scenes set in the Harry Potter universe, and will contain assorted main characters and pairings. These may or may not develop into longer stories. Unless otherwise noted, each chapter is a separate story shard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,348 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 1/14/2010
Walking on the Wild Side by Creature of Grimm reviews
Inspired by his father and Sirius, Harry decides to try and because an Animagus. Unfortunately, when has anything every been easy for the Boy who Lived? Short Summary I know, but not much more to say. Rate M. Pairing Decided.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,276 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/10/2019 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Harry P.
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,883 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Blitz by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Consequences by slytherinsal reviews
Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/19/2019 - Complete
Hidden Potential by JayTheZombie reviews
Naruto has never understood the the benefits he was receiving from using Kage Bushins. Since he first learned the jutsu he has made thousands of shadow clones and all their experiences has been subtly improving and changing him. He just never had a chance to notice until he finally faced someone during the Chunin Exams that he wasn't hopelessly outmatched by.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,889 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Naruto U.
The Phoenix Grimoire by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter found that the spells he was learning in books did not quite do the job. So he recruited the three smartest witches he knew and set them loose. The Wizarding World will never be the same. A collection of loosely connected one-shots focused on ridiculous spell ideas and the little-known dangers of fooling around with Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Astoria G.
A Proper Interrogation by MBurris reviews
If only the DLME had gotten their hands on Albus Dumbledore ... and had an understanding of judo ... One-shot, just clearing off my flash drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2019 - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by MBurris reviews
What happens when your unbeatable soldier is living a civilian life? One-shot, a look at justification for Dumbledore's actions and what would happen after his plan played out. No time for pairings - imagine your favorites.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/12/2019 - Complete
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 3/5/2012
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Hearts are All as False as Stairs of Sand -Shakespeare by slyfoxcub reviews
Gaara and Harry would both move mountains for their precious people. Little wonder they're related. Look out, Wizarding World, the Kazekage is coming, and the Desert follows in his footsteps! Post Fourth Shinobi War. Grey!Harry. No Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,239 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 3,178 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Gaara, Kankuro
Envy Countries, Pity Heroes by gphoenix51 reviews
Harry Potter has won the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and Gryffindor House wants to celebrate their Champion's win. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Hollow of the White Hazel by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Lily Potter has second thoughts about hiding her family in Godric's Hollow. The alternative she chooses turns out to be nothing short of brilliant. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/29/2019 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,752 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 4/15/2014
It Takes Only a Second by mapplepie reviews
Ideally, Kakashi would prefer more time to think and plan… but he would make do with one second since that was all the time he got.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/24/2019 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 7,903 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Flawless Fidelius by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Lord Voldemort has devised a way to protect his Horcruxes with the Fidelius Charm while being absolutely certain that the Secret-Keepers will not betray him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 203 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An American Ninja in Konohagakure by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Minato sent his son... Somewhere else, after sealing the Kyuubi inside him. Ten years later, Konoha gets him back. They probably weren't expecting all this, though... COMPLETED, UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,195 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Naruto U.
King's Cross Incident by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Snape Victorious by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Quirrell's assassination attempt at Harry's first Quidditch match, Snape ceases to wait upon Dumbledore's dithering and takes decisive action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Operation Kirk O' Field by Right What Is Wrong reviews
With Dumbledore dead and no leads on the Horcruxes, Harry takes early action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 188 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Stolen Scenes by Magi Silverwolf reviews
This is a collection of responses to various challenges. Unlike other responses, they didn't end up finishing a story, not even a vignette. They belong in a story world from another of my works. Some also aren't long enough to justify their own stories. Most are going to be from my primary fandom, Harry Potter, but there might be other fandoms at some point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 12/18/2016
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Broken! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Severe abuse causes an enormous burst of accidental magic from which Harry learns to control the Dursleys. With their home as a casual base, he takes to the streets, thieving & improving his magic. Dumbledore-bashing. Dark retribution shocker. Grey nonreactive, noncompliant, anti-hero Harry. Friends. Fluff. Pairing. M-rated. Broken boy v powerful sanctimonious manipulative tyrant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto: Shadow Clones for the Win by Verum in Phantasia reviews
Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,160 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 10/24/2016
Mini-Fics by ElMarquis reviews
Collections of little stories which may or may not be continued, please do message if you wish to continue them. Many stories designed to screw with your head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 206,933 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Harry P.
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Road Not Taken by MBurris reviews
Some story elements really unbalance the plot. In Sixth year, Harry comes across another path that just cries out for exploitation. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2018 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Drabbles & Shorts by DaronwyK reviews
Assorted Drabbles & Short Stories written for House Points Competition Year One & Year Two. Representing Slytherin House. Various themes & Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 123 - Words: 164,177 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
halcyon days by jaylene reviews
Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 149,506 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Indra Ō., Ashura Ō.] - Complete
Walk Away by Hippothestrowl reviews
What if Harry just walks away from Hogwarts and the magical contract that binds him to the Tri-Wizard Tournament? A single tiny change to canon and we have a short, coming of age drama that eventually turns into a short love story. Harmony was meant to be. Brief Dumbledore & Hogwarts students bash and humiliation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Choose your own Award by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 8/3/2018
The Steel Pyre by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Lord Voldemort has fallen in battle against the Boy Who Lived. But unlike his first death, his corpse remains. So. What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2018 - Harry P., Arthur W., OC, Kingsley S. - Complete
Capable Cedric by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
one floo under by Greyff reviews
Harry Potter ideas i wrote out to amuse and possibly inspire, no intent to continue. Remember that flames belong in a fireplace except on no-burn days when they aren't allowed at all. thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,260 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 4/26/2017
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Wandmaking by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Few wonder. None guess. [Darkfic. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/6/2018 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Dwarf of Bronze by Total Absolutism reviews
According to Brimnir's Law of Opposition any magic formed from opposing elements is strengthened by the conflict between them. Thus, it has been tradition since time immemorial for the students of the Academy to perform the Summoning Ritual in pairs. Perhaps the Void has a sense of humour; for when the dust clears on the last joint summoning there stands a boy... and a dwarf.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 153,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Guiche, Montmorency] Louise, OC
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,365 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 4/19/2014
Teasers & Trial Balloons by MBurris reviews
These are the first chapters of the stories I have going, and some ideas that will never be completed. As I finish stories, the relevant chapter will be updated with a notice. Anything that's up for adoption is explicitly noted; anything else can be adapted as you like using your own words (like all other fan fiction!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 6/21/2018 - Complete
Kill It With… by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Voldemort, Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Potter, That Was Very Gallant Of You by Right What Is Wrong reviews
One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/8/2018 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6190 - Favs: 12,830 - Follows: 12,564 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Fear the Moon by Total Absolutism reviews
She didn't understand him. The things that he could do, and the odd way the world seemed to behave around him, all suggested there was far more to him than met the eye. But more than anything, she didn't understand why he hated going outside at night so very much...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Terraria - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/2/2018
Depart Azkaban by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] A strict single-point-of-departure fanfic of Lesswrong's epic fanfic "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", diverging partway through chapter 81.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,484 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inside Woman by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Nagini resigned herself long ago to life as a snake. She never dreamed that she would have the chance to walk again - until she met a most unusual wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5565 - Favs: 16,473 - Follows: 14,731 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Quietus by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Kyuubi rewards Naruto for its freedom. Oneshot. AU. Diverges between p. 13 and p. 14 of Chapter 439.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Probably Not a One-Shot Collection by Pterodactyl reviews
Ch1: Ainz wakes up. Which shouldn't be possible. And he definitely isn't within the Great walls of Nazarick. Ch2: Buku-Chan and Ainz have a breakfast chat. Ch3: A thrilling escort mission for foodstuffs goes awry. Ch4: The situation becomes clearer when a Bard comes to call. Ch5: Night time escapades. Ch6: Lunch with Touch-San.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 6/14/2017
The Name Is Not The Thing by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Making of a Salad by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Karin explains the truth of Sarada's parentage to Suigetsu. (Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Karin U., Suigetsu H., Sarada U. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the weird as he finally escapes Sunydale for the summer only to find the outer world is even stranger than he'd imagined outside of his favorite comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017
My Completely Normal Parahuman: Tantric is Magic by Marchenblanc reviews
Being a Tantric Witch is harder than you think. First, dealing with the fact that you got it from your mother. Second, the trauma from finding the ten pounds of anal beads in the back of her wardrobe confirming that you got it from your mother. Third, it's pretty hard to be a hero when your power comes from sex, lust, and rock'n'rollin the boat... But a hero Taylor will be.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,553 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 183,757 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Not ANBU by nom-de-bataille reviews
Once ANBU, always ANBU, and Kakashi embodied that more than anyone else. Now he's been tasked with training three green cadets, to mold as he sees fit. He better hurry. Five cutthroat nations stand with knives at each other's backs and unknown to them all is the tinder beneath their feet, waiting for a single ember to ignite the flames of war. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,021 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/13/2016
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Psychotrauma! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Year 5. Harry finally breaks down under the extreme emotional pressure he's been subjected to most of his life. It ends here. Can anything good come from the loss? Retribution. Payback. Bashing. And perhaps something else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Hermione G., Amelia B. - Complete
Follow the Light by MBurris reviews
A slip of the tongue reveals to Harry an alternative path, one much more demanding than he experienced before, where the rewards he asks for are denied him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,110 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,709 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
How many witches and wizards are there? by BJH reviews
A short SWAG (Scientific Wild Ass Guess) on how many magicals there are in Great Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
Pay to Win by Alakrux reviews
Money makes the world go round people say. People are right. Even more so when the world you're in you have the ability to simply buy your way to Victory. OverpoweredOC!
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 8/7/2018 - OC
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 12400 - Favs: 14,263 - Follows: 12,432 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
A Bad Choice by Dis Lexic reviews
When I filled out a CYOA out of boredom, I never expected a ROB to take that as an invitation and drop me in it. Oh god, I really should have picked something that made me harder to kill! To make matters worse, I wasn't just dropped in, oh no, now I have the god damn Nazi's chasing me for my powers!
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,013 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 7/17/2018 - OC, Theo A./Golem
Mad Cap by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Harry travels back in time, his Sorting doesn't quite go as planned. (Oneshot. Crack.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Animagus Champion by Tankinator175 reviews
Harry Potter gets a package from sirius the summer before fourth year. Spin-off of Dragen's Animagus Mishap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2018
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 4,064 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Twigs by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Team Seven - Complete
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
The Kinjutsu 3 by Chuckling-Ghost reviews
What if Naruto weren't the only one to learn a powerful forbidden technique from the Forbidden Scroll the night of the Mizuki Incident? What if Shikamaru woke up on the mysterious right side of the bed and gave up laziness for a day just to see what happens? What if Hinata suddenly grew a spine a few days before the graduation exam? Read on and find out! Reviews welcome! Flames not
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Possession by UsedtoEatAssThriceaMonth reviews
A different race, a different class, a different path... what if Momonga walked the path of a warrior? A tale of the God of Swords, a tale of the Demon God, and a tale of a lonely man searching for a friend... Watch out, New World, your strength is nothing. Ainz x ? [Image by jazzjack-KHT on Deviantart] Re: Wait, why is my human self here?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,633 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Ainz
Second Chances by Gamana reviews
Things did not turn out well at the last second, so of course Urahara has a reset button. Suddenly, Ichigo is once again a nine year old boy watching his mother get attacked by a hollow. My own take on a Bleach time travel fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 168,153 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 5,299 - Follows: 5,993 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,208 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
Inside Man by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Death Eaters kidnap Cedric Diggory, the Triwizard Champion, to bring about the resurrection of their Dark Lord. Unfortunately, someone else has a different plan... Companion story to "Inside Woman"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Harry P., Cedric D., Peter P. - Complete
Blood Trail of Alucard by pta917 reviews
Alucard, one of the 41 members of Ainz Ooal Gown, a warrior vampire known for having strength to match even it's the guilds mightiest warriors. Follow as he accompanies Momonga on their journey through the New World.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 77 - Words: 285,488 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Zesshi Zetsumei, OC] Ainz, Clementine - Complete
Shenanigans by TyrantChimera reviews
Sometimes, Omega mused, pre-programmed loyalty sucked. Especially when you were apparently loyal to an idiot. How the heck does one split up into multiple bodies and STILL got most of them killed simultaneously? Blasted Model W! In which Pandora and Prometheus get a definite promotion. Post ZXA. Rated mostly for language.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Omega, Prometheus, Pandora, Omega Zero
Schrodinger's Fox by 36Tesseract reviews
The 4th Hokage sealed half of the Kyuubi into Naruto & the other half into himself, before being consumed by the Death God. So our fox, much like Schrodinger's Cat, is half-dead/half-alive and therefore cannot die, and while he's in Naruto... neither can he. Plus, one half of the Kyuubi, can talk to the other half who con talk to the rest in the Death God's gut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 1/1/2017
Aggressive Love by Dio Black reviews
Both Dumbledore and Voldemort underestimated just how powerful Lily's sacrifice for Harry really was. There was nothing she wouldn't do to ensure her son had a life full of the love and happiness he deserves. She'd make sure of it. "The power of love is a great thing. Terrifying. But great." Harry!Harem Harry/Multi, Genderbent!Voldemort, and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,421 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Harry P.
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 5,991 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 7,209 - Follows: 8,148 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
The Universe Is An Optimisation Problem by notasentientantcolony reviews
A weird pre-apocalyptic reimagining of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality in a retrofuturist AU with parallel universes, megacorporations, high magic, Cold War wizardry, and AI. "I've never been more confused or entertained in my life." - MurtGastin. "The world of Harry Potter feels magical again. Without feeling childish." - Guest. Updates every three Wednesdays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,313 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC
A Call to Arms by funkmasterjo reviews
Little Naruto finds letters one day. Tries to get the girl. Loses an arm. Starts a war. Puberty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Naruto U.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 6,768 - Follows: 8,434 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Kakashi's Survival Guide For Bratty Students by GwendolynStacy reviews
Kakashi's students fall back onto old habits. Unfortunately for him, three adorable twelve year olds trying to look behind his mask is quite different to the second coming of the Sannin doing the same.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/5/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Back Burner by inwardtransience reviews
First chapters of a few fic ideas I have in my head. May or may not ever be written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 120,565 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 3/3/2017
The Truth is in the Pudding by Magi Silverwolf reviews
Even the dreamiest of dreamers can run out of patience. (HC fill)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Icha Icha Alpha Male by VFSNAKE reviews
Series of one-shots (some may connect to others later) of Naruto getting some hot action with different women. Each chapter is random in terms of women. Some from the Naruto universe. Others are not. Respectfully I do NOT take requests. So don't ask.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,459 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 1/10/2018
Fighting Fire with Fire by kklusmeier reviews
Baby Harry is carefully examined by Dumbledore and is revealed to be a horcrux. Dumbledore, fearful that it might prevent the prophecy, carefully excises the soul fragment with a tiny lash of Fiendfyre- unaware that he was already the third step on the road of the Master of Death. *I do not own Harry Potter or the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,521 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Nicolas F., Fawkes
Into The Shadows by darknessfeathers reviews
Naruto never had anyone to teach him while he was growing up, so he decided to learn on his own. It's amazing the things one can learn when they really put their mind to it. Especially when they have the potential for greatness and focus on that early.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,602 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Naruto U.
Of Confidence And Cherry Blossoms by GwendolynStacy reviews
Hinata wasn't going to say it out loud, but she was fairly sure there was something extremely suspicious about Sakura sneaking through Konoha's dark alleys while splattered with blood. Or: In which Sakura secretly being a time traveller is not actually the focus of the story and, in fact, rather incidental.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Bookworms Notice by Magi Silverwolf reviews
Everyone knows that bookworms had a way of noticing things, especially about other bookworms. (HC fill)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/15/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Horry Patter and the Philologer's Stone by fawnmod reviews
Horry Patter was a boy who lived under the stairs in a cupboard, and had no friends. One day, a giant man appeared and changed everything. Updates Tuesdays
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,033 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Luna L.
Just Another Missing Nin by GwendolynStacy reviews
Itachi was a missing nin and a traitor to Konoha. That was not to say he did not still see it as his home. Or: Itachi slips up in his role as enemy of Konoha when Team 8 gets separated from their jōnin teacher. Kisame pretends like he doesn't know exactly what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Team Eight - Complete
Crowning Moment of Awesome by MBurris reviews
Neville, abruptly woken from a daydream, is temporarily confused about his actions. And now ... he's terrified of being who he wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Neville L. - Complete
Waking to Sunshine by TheRealEvanSG reviews
In another life, Shikamaru Nara was a young man who loved anime and writing. In another life, Shikamaru Nara tripped over a soda can and died. In another life, Shikamaru Nara knew that Shikamaru Nara was not supposed to have an explosion-loving twin sister, canonically, at least. Well, at least things were… interesting now? Shikamaru!SI to Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,721 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Chōji A., OC
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Wizard's Oath by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A collection of times the fanon idea of Wizard's Oaths would have proved useful in the canon world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/15/2018
Oiroke no Jutsu by JupiterGodess reviews
How Naruto invented his famous Jutsu. n.n
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Complete
Alexander Doom by Dio Black reviews
YAHF: Forever banished from his home universe when Xander's choice of Halloween costume leaves him a gift of great knowledge, he's forced to make a home for himself in this new world where superheros and villains are commonplace. This world of Gods and Monsters wont know what hit it. Xander!Harem, language, lemons, and adult content.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Xander H.
Vergance by fringeperson reviews
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Obi-Wan said. Someone decided to see to it that he could deliver. Oneshot, drabble, complete, don't own.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Transposed by 9science reviews
Lost... displaced. I wake in an unfamiliar bed, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. This is certainly not my proper when and where. (Self-Insert, starts slowly.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,003 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Remiss Justice by Zeemz reviews
It would take time, he realized. But he had time and even more motive. This bloody and horrifying system could not continue. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jungle Laws by The Ferryman reviews
in which Taylor reads from her mother's books, and decides to confront Sophia instead of leaving matters to Regent, Miss Militia has a rough start to leadership, Battery plays detective, and people take turns dressing up as Skitter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Outsider Chronicles: Full Metal Worm by Dis Lexic reviews
You know, there were a lot of things I was expecting when I got reborn into a world of traumatized Superheroes. Becoming one of those heroes was actually pretty high up my list, but when your a Tinker whos main trick only needs a bit of chalk, thats Bullshit on a whole other level!
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Tattletale, OC
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
For the Win, or by The Ferryman reviews
How l33t saves the world because Cauldron hasn't been doing its 'job', Contessa hasn't been looking for the right Path, and Skitter knows how to delegate important matters to those best suited to handling them even if it means potentially compromising the Villainous Top Secret World-Saving Conspiracy. And Rachel gets to play with puppies, of course.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Leet, Contessa - Complete
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 924 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
Chasing Shadows by 9science reviews
Knowing the truth... Even now, I remain conflicted. I want— I need— something. Not answers. A chance to grow something new from the ashes, perhaps. Or an excuse, a reason to wash them away. Short glimpses of Itachi and Sasuke's lives, as they struggle to reconnect as brothers. Transposed 'verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Anko Eats Dango by Durriken reviews
Anko Eats Dango.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Anko M.
On the negotiable nature of unconditional obedience by epsi10n reviews
[Plot bunny:] With herculean effort, Voldemort manages to bring one of his better known ancestors back from the dead as a necromantic slave to do his bidding. But of course, Salazar Slytherin would hardly be worthy of his own name if he merely accepts this treatment lying down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Voldemort, Salazar S. - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Serious Hunt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Oasis by MarbleGlove reviews
A Jedi youngling, aged out of the crèche, joins the AgriCorps… twice. First by being sent, then by choosing to stay.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Complete
You And What Army? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Naruto has some practical questions about Sasuke's hopes of killing Itachi. Set during the Valley of the End fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spells of Insanity by NarutosBrat reviews
Looks like Naruto isn't the only series that my alcoholic, pothead muse dribbles about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,767 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,425 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U.
the paradigm of normal by slytherinsal reviews
Very whimsical and written tongue-in-cheek. This explores why Vernon and Petunia were so fanatical about being normal, and involves HM Government's magical division
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Complete
Incompetence by TyrantChimera reviews
Albert, Master of Legion, makes an unexpected discovery. Together with his servants Pandora and Prometheus, he sets out to explore the enigmatic Area N, unaware of what sleeps within... oneshot.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2018 - Prometheus, Pandora, Omega Zero - Complete
Warts and all by slytherinsal reviews
In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 335 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 265 - Published: 1/3/2018
left on the doorstep like a milk bottle by slytherinsal reviews
remembering that the milkman gets to the doorstep at about 4 am, is any decent man going to just leave a baby on a doorstep? Another reason why wizards might do better to study muggles more closely rather than just despising them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Complete
Hallowed Horror by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4362 - Favs: 10,576 - Follows: 11,457 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Perpetual Tales by FriTik reviews
Let's face it, the Naruto world has a lot of content to work with and no one can do it all. I present a series of unfinished stories and plot lines that are available for adoption if you so choose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Naruto U.
The Unforgivable Act by slythefoxx2 reviews
A single act has a significant impact on Naruto. Now decisions made in the dark will come to light while relationships will be permanently altered. Will the search for a new Hokage help Naruto find the love for Konoha or insure he never feels that way again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tsunade S.
It's Always Hazy at Hogwarts by turtlepig reviews
The gang hotboxes the Prefects' baths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
The Second Soul by Thundramon reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head awakens in the aftermath of the battle in the Department of Mysteries and shows him how his whole life has been a lie. Tags: Darkish Harry, Serious Dumbledore, Molly and Ron Bashing, Will probably feature Lunar Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 1,139 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
A Call Beyond by Amygdala40 reviews
When Louise initially fails the Summoning Ritual she tries again, pleading internally for something, anything to answer her call. Her heartfelt plea reaches far out, even to the outer reaches of the Cosmos where the Great Ones reside. And the Great Ones are sympathetic in spirit…
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,238 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Louise
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 4,496 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Abandoned by Whispering Darkness reviews
He left in the night, the only things he took with him aside from food supplies were his sleeping cap, his book and his name. Slipping through the darkness and silence of the sleeping village, Naruto Uzumaki didn't let himself look back even once. One-shot. Written for the Writers Anonymous One-Word Prompt Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 308 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Actual Answer by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Team Seven - Complete
Shiryokugakure: The Village Hidden in Plain Sight by 36Tesseract reviews
This is my reply to the Missing Hokage Challenge by Lionheart. Naruto nearly dies getting Sasuke back. But when it's reveled the sharingan can control the kyuubi, the village council decides to transfer it into the Uchiha. Knowing full and well that the extraction would kill Naruto. So Tsunade packs them up and they flee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,636 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry sorts out the past by slytherinsal reviews
because the horcrux in Harry's head wasn't dealt with when he was a child, and was killed by a rather brute force method after much trauma, Harry Potter is an adult who will not live to see his 30th birthday. Reviewing all the stupid mistakes made by the adults around him, he returns in time to sort out his younger self's life, by setting in train a number of actions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,354 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Complete
Functional Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
One Too Many by mapplepie reviews
When time-travel has a fixed point and Kakashi is the only one who has copied the jutsu, things get a little confusing. Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi meets Kakashi. Thankfully there's a return jutsu, and Kakashi knows better than to meddle with time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Rise of Darth Xander by Dhagon reviews
YAHF/Ship of the Line Challenge inspired. Xander goes as Darth Vader for Halloween. Changed by the events of that night, he decides to forge his own destiny. And as the rest of the galaxy will discover, sometimes evil is best fought by another kind of evil.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,692 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Complete
An Open Secret by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Stars Alone by Darth Marrs reviews
Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,367 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Wisps of Tales and Dreams by Whispering Darkness reviews
A collection of shorts, plotbunnies and vignettes in several fandoms, because I have too many short one-shots and half-finished ideas on my pc. So far, this contains stories and crossovers in the Harry Potter, Spirited Away, FFVII, Naruto, James Bond and Avengers fandoms (you can pick your own fandoms by looking at the chapter titles).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Complete
The Scorched Path by romanescue reviews
"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Howler by Mnementh1 reviews
A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot. Edited for grammar 11/22/2020
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
LATE Naruto: Life After The Ends by 36Tesseract reviews
In this fiction Naruto is killed during the Sasuke retrieval mission and wakes up back when he first became a gennin. What could Naruto do if he had an extra year of experience to start with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,055 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Project by Teufel1987 reviews
The Department of Mysteries had known about the prophecy tying Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. They also knew that Voldemort wasn't vanquished for good that fateful night Harry Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. The fate of the Wizarding World shouldn't be left up to one child...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,958 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Cloning Mistakes by FriTik reviews
The Bunshin, the one academy jutsu that Naruto could never manage to do no matter how hard he tried. When a late night walk brings the potential solution to the boy's problem, of course he's going to make the best of it! Unfortunately, there are numerous individuals who would not agree with it being the "best" solution, considering there are now five pranksters running around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S.
These sins are my own by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi can't help but look up in the sky and expect a red moon mocking back at him. He's is stuck in the wrong place, wrong time, in a body too small. What was Obito thinking when he cast this upon him – vengeance or redemption – and does he even want to know? Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Outsider Chronicles: Screw Fate! by Dis Lexic reviews
A lot of people believe that being reborn as your favorite character would be fun, but I wonder how many of you actually think about what that would mean? It wouldn't be cool, it'd be annoying and, quite possibly, lethal. Awe well, at least I finally get the chance to tell that manipulative old man to go fuck himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,842 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Harry P.
That was easy! by mp3.1415player reviews
Just a VERY short and silly snippet, the result of a much longer but equally silly conversation on Sufficient Velocity. It passed the acid test of making me smile so I thought I'd put it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 4,872 - Follows: 3,774 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 14,741 - Follows: 15,723 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4204 - Favs: 15,933 - Follows: 14,202 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Tessen by Eilyfe reviews
Cracked by time's march forward, the ruins of Uzu stand forgotten. Until Uzumaki Naruto stumbles upon them and unweaves a web of memories that lays bare the history of his people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Kushina U. - Complete
What's a Burger? by Lucillia reviews
Young Hashirama and Madara - whose first friendship has not yet broken up - end up in the future thanks to Konohamaru. Rather than having been brought somewhere sensible, some time where they could run into people who actually knew them in life, they're skipped past all that and land in the reign of the Nanadaime; which may as well be an alien world as far as they're concerned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,823 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Boruto U., Shikadai N.
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On the subject of my Drabbles & other ideas
a place to put plot bunnies before they grow any further. feel free to adopt / steal / take as a challenge / be inspired by, any of these as long as you inform me of doing so.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,841 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/11/2019
On the subject of my OC:s
descriptions of my OC:s from various sources, take note that i like very high balance stuff and as such these can seem/(most likely)be quite OP. Mature because i couldn't be bothered to censor that one chapter, and so that i could add more mature stuff later on.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,934 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2020 - Published: 3/5/2019
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