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Joined 01-24-07, id: 1205976
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hi peoples! I'm grace, and i'm pretty new to fanfiction. If anyone could show me the ropes, that'd be great! Oh, and btw, thanks to insanity's partner i now know how to submit stuff. so coughGOhackREADhackMY STUFF!cough cough

i'll probably post more here as time goes on.. but not now. i still gotta learn how to use the site. -

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If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! screams

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)

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Lurid Crimson reviews
“Ed…ward…” Her desperate tone matched the devastated expression on her nearly white features. She stood loosely, violent convulsions rocking her body relentlessly. I was decided. before she could get another word out, I was running.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007
Superfly reviews
Everyone’s poses turned rigid. Before I could grasp what was of such great importance, a frigid cold figure slammed into myself, shielding me from some unknown force. All I could see was a minuscule object buzzing towards me.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Fangirls reviews
the title says it all. Watch as Edward and Bella discover the wrath of fangirls that prowl online. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007