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Joined 01-24-07, id: 1206189, Profile Updated: 04-09-13
Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Age: Under 30 over 17.

Name: Sarah beyond that don't ask.

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I'm a fan of Transformers G1 and other NOT ENERGON!,Star Trek, Star Wars, Aliens, Predators, AVP, The Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, Anne Rice books, Sci Fi basics really. Along with Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D, Naruto, Avatar The Last Airbender, TMNT, Teen Titans, and Bionicle. others just can't think of them right now.

Transformers 2 movie? I shall use the quote "There was no lulz. Only AIDS."

I take all pairings as long as the story is written well. None of this boooooooom one chapter later they're banging sht. I've changed my ways, seen the light and don't read that crap no more people. Well there are the crackalicious exceptions. lulz

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Very awesome people below

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1493267/Fatality_of_Mortality

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1738429/Canon_and_Grammar_Queen

You try and cry at them with your shtastic fics and butthurt, and I will join them in their lulz.

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I DO NOT LIKE TWILIGHT!! I just don't. I figured out the ending of each book in the first chapter. Hell I figured out the whole Twilight Series plot by the first chapter in the first book. quote "Same sht different ahole." Same vampire crap as ever only gayer and with sparkles. LULZ

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Oh and I would never leave a story undone intentionally. Just remind me. I am in college and life is HECTIC. I usually have no time for writing fics!!

Constructive criticism is welcome. Really, please I need the help. It improves my writing.

No TROLLZ though, really trollz are sad.

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A Slight Dilemma by Spastic Freak reviews
Inuyasha Death Note Crossover. Kagome learns of Kira and his power. She has a feeling a shinigami she met in the past is somehow connected. Kagome x L pairing.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Kagome H., L
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 101,738 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
Cantabile by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 215,143 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Soundwave
Winter Wonderland by Fox's-whittle-angel reviews
A new nation has arrived named Kagome Higurashi! How much trouble will she cause as she's growing up and staying with England? When she meets Italy is when all the fun begins! Rating may change.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kagome H.
Her Passionate Road Home by Mistress Megatron reviews
It's been 10 years since she's last seen the transformers, and 20 years since she last spoke to him. Now Alexis is married to an unfaithful Rad longing for days gone by. What happens when she finds Starscream again? What happens if he remembers what they had?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 208,960 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Blood and Blooms SemiPermanent Hiatus by Jama-Chan reviews
Alucard/Sakura pairing hopefully, at the moment none. Sakura gets jerked from her own world into that of the Vampire King's when a strange stone circle she and her teammates discover gets hit by lightning on a stormy night. !ON SEMI-PERMANENT HIATUS GUYS, SORRY!
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,709 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Alucard, Sakura H.
Allspark Reborn by TammyCat reviews
2007 MovieverseNovel. Losing the last piece of the Allspark inside a human would be bad, wouldn't it? Pls R&R. Fin!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,456 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Hellsing's Humanist by Misty Legionnaire reviews
First fanfic. What happens when one is caught between Anderson, devout religious hunter and Alucard, non-standard vampire, when one is not religious and sure doesn't want to be caught between the two.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,461 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Just to Sleep at Night by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
She'd never really been able to sleep in the first place. She'd just meditate and everything would be fine. But this... this was ridiculous... first TT fanfic ever! R&R if you please
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,717 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Raven, Slade - Complete
The Orange and Black Mask by angelgurl079 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Bushwhacked by Kisu Pure reviews
An average human, and an average Autobot, each with their own baggage. They discover that life is complicated. Hound/OFC; interspecies romance, drama, and conspiracies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Beachcomber - Complete
The Best Medicine by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,628 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Knock on Wood by Lament of Meow reviews
The Allspark lies within Sam, regaining its power and watching through his eyes. When it sees the chance to help with Ratchet's request to see sparklings again, it manages to blow the whole situation up spectacularly. BeeSam RatchTwins ProwlJazz BlueJack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,609 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
The Sky Is Yours by EvilBlackBunny reviews
-AU- A strange first meeting leads to love, friendship, change, and traitors of all kinds. ProwlxOC, OPxSari, StarscreamxOC, MegatronxOC. -Het, Homo, DomSub- Rating will go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,008 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Prowl, Starscream
The Life Script by MadxHatterxTeapot reviews
What if there was a notebook that could counteract a Death Note? What would it be like? Would the same rules apply as in the Death Note? Who's hands would it fall into? Would it be used for good or evil? Find out in this fanfiction. Completed: Extra 10 up (Fanfiction is currently going through a grammar and editing process, please bare with me new readers.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,835 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
A Trip to the Skate Park by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Movieverse: Sam just wanted to lose a little skin at the new skate park, but he ends up losing a lot more...to Barricade. Sam struggles to keep his secret from Bee, only Bee has his own secrets. SLASH! Note the Rating! Sam/Barricade eventual Sam/Bee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,081 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
Kesu by Banzai Godzilla reviews
after Naruto fails the gennin exams he finds the Death Note Ryuk dropped to see what an idiot would do with the notebook... too bad being an idiot is just a mask...
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ryuk
Arc II: The Blood That Binds by gamblerrikku reviews
Everyone has an agenda, but do any of them parallel hers? She's not paranoid, everyone really is out to get her. Part II of Maybe Forever - Chap 20
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Chronicles of Life! by Akuma-Chibi reviews
Kagome hadn’t meant to cause this kind of problem. She hadn’t intended for Naraku to travel to her time. Now...because of this...she has become the number one suspect for the number one detective. L has a new case,and this one takes priority...over Kira!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kagome H., L
Decadence by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
When an interrogation is interrupted by a sweep of passion, an Autobot and a Decepticon learn they need each other. SLASH MegatronXOptimus On hold for now, sorry.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
The Bird And The Worm by Takara Makoto reviews
Sequel to Cat and Mouse* Since Sakura's back with the Akatsuki, she now faces new enemies & obstacles. Can she really remain with the Akatsuki while staying loyal to Konoha or will her efforts be useless making her easy prey for the hungry birds?ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,456 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Impluses are Deadly by chibimona23 reviews
Kagome is still in love with InuYasha, but when he openly confesses that he doesn't feel anything toward her, Kagome kisses Sesshomaru on impluse! What will happen in this crazy story of love hate and babysitting? SessKag slight OOC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
My Life Is Anything But Simple by SeiraMizu reviews
A rich girl who ran away from home gets caught up in the Transformers war. Can she and her friends survive while finding love on the way? This story is now rated M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 69,851 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Bound by Sin by Aragem reviews
TFA: A blind scientist meddles with forces best left untouch and discovers that there is a very thin line between a spark and a soul.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Beyond Fiction by Jeannaly reviews
KAKASHIxOC! Imagine that you land in the World of Naruto. How would you cope with the fact that you're stuck with your favourite character, Kakashi? YAY! May contain some M material *nosebleed* heh heh! COMPLETED! T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 202,384 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
The Ripple of a Stone by Yeyinde reviews
A human wakes on a Yautja Predator Dropship, unable to remember who she is. But does she want to remember? And can she become someone new, in a new world where she must prove herself to all those who think her to be dishonorable. R&R
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 309,900 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006
The Edge of Taboo by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
It's been one year since Trigon's defeat. One year of catching amateur criminals. And one year of no Slade. Until now...Slade comes back and kidnaps all the Titans, and forces them to hear news that turns Raven's world upside down.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 101,699 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Raven, Slade - Complete
Guerilla Tactics by StSE reviews
G1: Humor/action. Only the quick thinking of some Vietnam Vets can save Prime from termination, but one of them pays the ultimate price for his heroism - or does he?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Optimus Prime, Air Raid
From the Bottom Up by LittleMewLugia reviews
Starscream now owes Sam a life-debt he must repay. However, the way he sorts out some logistical issues leaves Sam with even greater problems. Sequel to “Code of Honour.”
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,988 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Thief! by outerelf reviews
Red Alert says that his job before the war was to test security systems. He just never said how.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Red Alert, Jazz - Complete
Queen of Junk by Ksiezniczka reviews
07 movieverse. EXTREME Crack. When Maggie Madsen is captured by the Junkions, she unintentionally enchants their leader... Heck yes, I wrote a Wreck-GarXMaggie fic! Continued due to popular demand.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
Third Consort by MuzaiandYuuzai reviews
“When was the last time someone touched your spark? Starscream/Optimus, Optimus/Starscream/Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
A Different Kind Of Healing by AutobotV reviews
Ratchet has been with Wheeljack for a while but grows tired of his explosions. Then one day out of the blue he finds out that Wheeljack is in love with someone within the Autobot base and curiosity gets the better of him. ?xWheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Brotherly Love by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can't help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male's mind could perceive. One-shot. 2007movieverse. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Barricade, Sam Witwicky, Prowl - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Sparkpulse by NKfloofiepoof reviews
preG1 AU How might things have gone had it been Optimus who took Starscream under his wing before the war instead of Megatron? Cowritten with OKamihu. Finished
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,517 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Tattoo by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream comes across Sam after the Mission City battle, he permits Sam to live as a reward for destroying Megatron, which left Starscream in charge of the Decepticons. However, as well as his life, he leaves Sam something else a lot less welcome.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Love, Lust, Pain, Brothers? by BlackGardenia reviews
Kagome's had enough of Inuyasha sneaking off to see Kikyo and finds her heart broken in his hands. Can another Inudemon show her that not all loyalities lie with the dead? Hunh? Sesshomaru? Sexy? Oh boy! Warning: Citrus. Revised. Yay, no more 'Kagomes!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Journey of the Devoured by Bitter Smiles reviews
Takes place after the big london battle. Seras can't accept that everything will stay the same. Slight spoilers for volume 8, lemon in the future. AxS. Ch.5 has been reupdated, i accidently added the wrong document the first time
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
After Class by Kawaii-Mahou reviews
When Kagome changes schools her nonconforming ways earns her the attention of the hottest man in school, her Teacher. Put on your short skirt and combat boots and get ready for a dramatic school year! [SessxKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,095 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
It´s all about apples by PenPusher4 reviews
just what the title says...a view in the mad daily life of Light and Ryuk....lots of slight RyukLight moments RaitoRyukuu
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Adara's Journey by Adara of Giovanni reviews
Adara, a 12,000 year old demon finds out what it is like to be on a Yautja clan ship, and at the bottom of the food chain.MF,Lemon,Xeno Rewrite in progress. New Chapter 15 is UP! Updated chapters 1 to 10.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006
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Sideswipe's Prank reviews
Sideswipe pulls a prank and it backfire's horridly. It later helps expose what both he and his brother feel towards a certain grouchy bot.There are a few little twists. Ye be warned. under revision -.-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
To Help the Selfless Girl reviews
Kagome leaves the last battle unnoticed by all except for a spirit that has been watching her. Revision done!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inutaisho