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First Name: Natalie

Last Name: What are you, a stalker?

I'm Seventeen now. April 13th. Friday the 13th to be exact. Freaky eh? Explains why i am such a freaky child :). Ateast i have an excuse! Mwuahaha. Im going into grade 12, & live in some small shitty town. Im usually quiet around people i don't know but when im around just friends i go insane. Especially on sugar -laughs nervously-. ANyway, I try to be nice. Though, i have my limits because i have anger problems. Or so the people say. -eyes go all shifty,- & i like phtography, though i've no idea how to use all the setting on my camera. Comedy is the best. I LOVEE things that make me laugh. & i likee, supernatural stuff.

& i refuse to read stories where Bella leaves Edward because that would never happen or Bella hates Edward because she never will or Edward is an asshole because it just isn't true.

& i also despise people who live like they've got a stick up their ass all the time. I mean, live a little. Not that i'm the happiest person, but i can atleast have some fun. & i don't like people who bring other people down just to be mean or make themselves feel better. I mean...GRR. Especially flames on stories here. Now yes, you can say you don't like it or give some criticism they can use to help their writing but don't just completely trash their work with no point to it besides being an asshole.

& i hate when people say they suck at summaries. sorry, but its just dumb. summarize dammit! its not hard. you are just lazy. & if you can't write a decent summary, your writing is most likely reflected upon that. if you can't entice the reader in a summary or even just give the person an idea of what your story is about, what makes you think you can do it in your story?

sorry, but i tend to rant a lot.

i also like to eat lemons. plain. their so freakin' good! i love the sourness, yummm.

I am now a cashier at Wal-mart. Rofl. Go me. Yeah, but job = slower updates though :(

My Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790632947. Don't hesitate to add or message me! I'd love to talk to you all :)

My MSN = [email protected]

Thoughts on Eclipse (because i don't like forums) --Eclipse Spoilers!--: I was actually a little frustrated in Eclipse. I just feel frustrated. With all the Jacob stuff. I mean, i love him & his character, but Bella shouldn't actually love him, love him. I like how emotional it got and stuff before that, but then it just got ridiculous. I love Jacob and thats why i was angry; I don't want him to feel soo horrible. It almost feels as if he had died. If Jacob doesn't find someone in the fourth book, i will be very, very pissed at Stephenie. I am glad for Edward & Bella, of course. I just wish there had been other complications, that didn't hurt Jacob so much. I know she needs plot to make a story, but it felt more like a tragedy at the end.

It was also kind of anti-climatic. You were all prepared for this big battle and were just as nervous as Bella about it when all you get is a tiny fight between Victoria and some newby. Like seriously, wtf? I love Stephenie's characters, but i i've read more fan-fictions here with a more pleasing plot.

Conclusion: Twilight is best, New Moon is good and Eclipse was okay. Breaking Dawn...had better be an improvement.

(Warning: this is only because i'm frustrated & tired from work, & pissed that i could only read for hour intervals at a time because of work. Maybe once i get to read it all the way through without stopping, my thoughts will change.)


Colors: Black, lime green, hot pink.

Books: Twilight & New Moon. Glass Houses. Vampire Kisses. The Power Of One (by Bryce Courtenay).

Movies: TransAmerica (LMAO) - its about some guy who wants to be a woman. & he's about to get his vagina surgery when his son calls from prison. so he goes to see his son & bails him out. his son was arrested for stealing a frog. rofl. the son is a male prostitute! its so funny x3 i love it. Also... Lord of the Rings. Dude Wheres My Car? Underworld. Grandma's Boy. Harold And Kumar Goto White Castle. etc...

Bands: A Change Of Pace, A Heartwell Ending, Alesana, Bayside, Escape The Fate, From First To Last, Head Automatica, Kids In The Way, Say Anything, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Audition, Anberlin, dreadnaut, The Juliana Theory, Senses Fail, The Spill Canvas, Eyes Set To Kill, Death In December, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Marianas Trench, Phantasmagoria, Malice Mizer, Gackt. -the last three are Japanese. Yes, Japanese pop music is cool x3.

TV Shows: Comedy Now! Smallville, Americas Funniest Home Videos. Supernatural. Bones, Rick Mercer Report. Heroes.

Quote(s): -Personally it's not God i dislike; it's his fanclub i can't stand.

-Megan: What the fuck is coffee whitner for? Me: For racists.

-Me: NO, not dirty emo kid, but dirty emo kid who deleted you.

-Candace: Why do retarded kids always have their music turned up so loud? Me: to block out the insults.

-Candace: Nothing says christmas like ~blue~

-Mike: Why should we wear a condom? Why not sex pants? Me: How would you like to clean those afterwards?

-Me: YAY FOR EPILEPSY...wait...

-Teacher: Try to think of a slogan for premoting good mental health. Me: Retardation, it's sweeping the nation.

-Marjorie Dawes: Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

-Scottish Guy: I'm hard yet soft, I'm solid yet liquid, I'm jelly. What am I?

-Gord Brody: Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.

-Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

-Mrs. Williams: Do these butt-plugs come with batteries?

-Me: Optimus Prime? Candace: No. The other ones. The Decepticons. Lmfao. Idk why we were talking about transformers.

Random: CONDOM COMMERCIAL (on YouTube)

Random Paragraph: I was bored & decided to type a random paragraph on a random topic. I found it funny, as this was the first idea to come out of my head. This isn't stopping to think about anything; this is typing the words (and punctuation) as they came.

The dog will never figure out what I have done to its tail because I hid it in the garage, under the boat in the motor so he will never find it, but the chipmunk maybe will. That will be a sad event because the chipmunk will probably end up eating the tail and the dog will no longer have a tail. Poor doggy. Such a tragedy really. A dog without a tail. But even more tragic would be a human WITH a tail. No, that’s not tragic; that’s sick. If there’s any of you out there with tails, please, please get that fixed. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR TAIL. Unless it is perhaps fluffy and cute. Otherwise, remove it!

Copy & Paste It's:

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

-If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned, copy this into your profile.

(Taken from MyArtIsInWords's Profile when i was bored)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

In the number one space? Where else would it be o.-

2. What is your favorite possession?

iPod & cell phone & PSP

3. Do you own a gun?

No, but if I did it would be a cool one.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Don’t have an ex or a boyfriend for that matter :

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Yes. If you had my doctor you’d be afraid of getting raped by that creepy pedophile too!

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

There aren’t many Christmas songs I like; their too joyous in all the wrong ways.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Something smooth like…idk a smoothie? Creative I know, rofl.

9. Can you do a push up?

a sissy one, yes x

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Haha. Next.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My wicked lime green ice cream cone earrings with hot pink cones.

12. Do you take painkillers?

What are you getting at?

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

It’s definitely my suave personality their all attracted to. Lmfao.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Sometimes I’m not so sure .

15. What's your name?


16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

I wish my name was something cooler.

I can’t wait for reviews to come in on my new chapter of Mythical Fusion

96 on my 11U Biology test. Mwuahaha.
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Hahahahaha. A new lighter, breath spray & weed. All you straight-edge people can think what you want. Weed is nature’s way of saying “High” :)
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Lemonade; Chocolate milk; water

19. Current worry?
My 4 overdue summatives T.T
20. Current hate?
Whores at my school (its an on-going hate)
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
Anywhere dark and small (I love being in confined spaces because I feel safe)
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
That’s another story for another time.
23. Where would you like to go?
Africa to see the animals, or Gambé where Jane Goodall studied the Chimpanzees.
24. Do you own slippers?
Yes, one pair is two rabbits & the other is rainbow fuzz :
25. What shirt are you wearing?
:)))) A “How Stick People Became Extinct” t.
26. Favorite color(s)?
Black, lime green.
27. Are you gay?
Are you a homophobe?
28. Do you sing in the shower?
I sing anywhere if no one can hear me.
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Probably the boogeyman.
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
Unicorns; I used to be obsessed, not so much now :l
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
I stepped on a nail last summer & had to get my foot sliced open to remove & get stitches. It was almost through my foot.
32. Who is your loudest friend?

33. Who is your most silent friend?

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
Pfft. I doubt it.
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Never really seen one
36. What is your favorite candy?
Sour patch kids; aero caramel; some sour things I can’t remember the name of at the moment.
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I’m guessing that my music tastes will have changed by then so I’m going to wait until I actually start Any relationship before I get that ahead of myself.
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Thankfully, I haven’t ever thought much on that subject.
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Re-reading Eclipse even though I should have been doing homework. Gasp. Rebel.
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Same thing I do everyday; shit.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Okay. So here are Poll #1 voting results.

Manipulating Elements - 57 » 32

Mind Reading - 45 » 25

Disabling Other Powers - 19 » 10

Invisibility - 17 » 9

Seeing into the Future - 14 » 7

Inflicting Pain on others (you bastard!) - 11 » 6

Beauty (even for a vampire) - 8 » 4

Controlling Emotions - 5 » 2

Strength - 2 » 1

Unique Voters: 113

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Car Charlie Got Bella (Thats my car. Doesn't where I live look kinda of like Forks :)! Or perhaps i'm just delusional.)

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Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Gym Class Woes by Stella Ann reviews
Bella and Edward are in gym class together when they discover they will be going on a field trip where Bella will be armed. But with what? And what will this fatal day bring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
Suicide Girl by Queen-Cocaine reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what i wanted most. But without the one i wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. **Adopted by Lollirotxox**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,241 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
The way my life goes by twilightslove reviews
New Moon Spoliers! This is what I think could happen next. Everything was going great, my live was perfect now that Edward was back, but soon things were going to change. How will I get though this? NEW CHAPTER UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,367 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
Vampire Kisses: Starlight by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Alexander Sterling just wanted to be human. But he got cursed to be a vampire instead. What happens when he starts to fall for a conformative town's local hot Goth girl, Raven? Will he finally feel alive? Or will his heart get staked? Edward Cullen chap.3
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,350 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I JUST BOUGHT A CULLEN! YAY? by bloody ampersand reviews
So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Dramas of the heart by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
What will you do when your best friend is the love of your life? What will you do when you have to put family before your other half? What do you do when, in the end, you're not even of the same species anymore? What is there to do? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,989 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
Belladona by Swissa reviews
I suck at summarys,theres no good way 2 describe my story. It's very unique! But ppl have told me they love it and have never read ne thing like it. So give it a shot. It's Edward, Bella, and the Volturi, o my! Unfortunately there r no ruby slippers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,529 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007
SeventyFive Years Later by twilightslove reviews
Yes, this is another story about Edward leaving Bella and her getting changed, but I promise it IS worth reading.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Blood Lust by NeoGirl1704 reviews
We catch up with Bella Swan 25 years after she last saw Edward Cullen. She is a new person, has a new life, a new man, and shares a nightclub, Blood Lust, with her new coven. Everything seems to be perfect, yet nothing is what it seems. ::.NO ECLIPSE.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,845 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
Broken by Inu13 reviews
50 years ago, Bella's life changed dramatically. she lost almost everything. But now, she has a new family, a new life. What happens when the Cullens return and Bella is forced to remember emotions she had hoped she had forgotten? I don't own Twilight. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
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Mythical Fusion reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Trippy Bella reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/14/2008
News Cast reviews
Edward sees something disturbing on the news. He must rush back to Forks in order to save Bella. Edward never came back in New Moon & Bella never jumped. Not sure of where i'm going with this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Nights Away reviews
Chapter 1: Rated M scene at end of Chapter 6 in And They Thought Vampires Ruled. Chapter 2: Rated M scene at end of Chapter 13 in And They Thought Vampires Ruled.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
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