--ME:

First Name: Natalie

Last Name: What are you, a stalker?

I'm Seventeen now. April 13th. Friday the 13th to be exact. Freaky eh? Explains why i am such a freaky child :). Ateast i have an excuse! Mwuahaha. Im going into grade 12, & live in some small shitty town. Im usually quiet around people i don't know but when im around just friends i go insane. Especially on sugar -laughs nervously-. ANyway, I try to be nice. Though, i have my limits because i have anger problems. Or so the people say. -eyes go all shifty,- & i like phtography, though i've no idea how to use all the setting on my camera. Comedy is the best. I LOVEE things that make me laugh. & i likee, supernatural stuff.

& i refuse to read stories where Bella leaves Edward because that would never happen or Bella hates Edward because she never will or Edward is an asshole because it just isn't true.

& i also despise people who live like they've got a stick up their ass all the time. I mean, live a little. Not that i'm the happiest person, but i can atleast have some fun. & i don't like people who bring other people down just to be mean or make themselves feel better. I mean...GRR. Especially flames on stories here. Now yes, you can say you don't like it or give some criticism they can use to help their writing but don't just completely trash their work with no point to it besides being an asshole.

& i hate when people say they suck at summaries. sorry, but its just dumb. summarize dammit! its not hard. you are just lazy. & if you can't write a decent summary, your writing is most likely reflected upon that. if you can't entice the reader in a summary or even just give the person an idea of what your story is about, what makes you think you can do it in your story?

sorry, but i tend to rant a lot.

i also like to eat lemons. plain. their so freakin' good! i love the sourness, yummm.

I am now a cashier at Wal-mart. Rofl. Go me. Yeah, but job = slower updates though :(

My Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790632947. Don't hesitate to add or message me! I'd love to talk to you all :)

My MSN = [email protected]

Thoughts on Eclipse (because i don't like forums) --Eclipse Spoilers!--: I was actually a little frustrated in Eclipse. I just feel frustrated. With all the Jacob stuff. I mean, i love him & his character, but Bella shouldn't actually love him, love him. I like how emotional it got and stuff before that, but then it just got ridiculous. I love Jacob and thats why i was angry; I don't want him to feel soo horrible. It almost feels as if he had died. If Jacob doesn't find someone in the fourth book, i will be very, very pissed at Stephenie. I am glad for Edward & Bella, of course. I just wish there had been other complications, that didn't hurt Jacob so much. I know she needs plot to make a story, but it felt more like a tragedy at the end.

It was also kind of anti-climatic. You were all prepared for this big battle and were just as nervous as Bella about it when all you get is a tiny fight between Victoria and some newby. Like seriously, wtf? I love Stephenie's characters, but i i've read more fan-fictions here with a more pleasing plot.

Conclusion: Twilight is best, New Moon is good and Eclipse was okay. Breaking Dawn...had better be an improvement.

(Warning: this is only because i'm frustrated & tired from work, & pissed that i could only read for hour intervals at a time because of work. Maybe once i get to read it all the way through without stopping, my thoughts will change.)

Favorites

Colors: Black, lime green, hot pink.

Books: Twilight & New Moon. Glass Houses. Vampire Kisses. The Power Of One (by Bryce Courtenay).

Movies: TransAmerica (LMAO) - its about some guy who wants to be a woman. & he's about to get his vagina surgery when his son calls from prison. so he goes to see his son & bails him out. his son was arrested for stealing a frog. rofl. the son is a male prostitute! its so funny x3 i love it. Also... Lord of the Rings. Dude Wheres My Car? Underworld. Grandma's Boy. Harold And Kumar Goto White Castle. etc...

Bands: A Change Of Pace, A Heartwell Ending, Alesana, Bayside, Escape The Fate, From First To Last, Head Automatica, Kids In The Way, Say Anything, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Audition, Anberlin, dreadnaut, The Juliana Theory, Senses Fail, The Spill Canvas, Eyes Set To Kill, Death In December, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Marianas Trench, Phantasmagoria, Malice Mizer, Gackt. -the last three are Japanese. Yes, Japanese pop music is cool x3.

TV Shows: Comedy Now! Smallville, Americas Funniest Home Videos. Supernatural. Bones, Rick Mercer Report. Heroes.

Quote(s): -Personally it's not God i dislike; it's his fanclub i can't stand.

-Megan: What the fuck is coffee whitner for? Me: For racists.

-Me: NO, not dirty emo kid, but dirty emo kid who deleted you.

-Candace: Why do retarded kids always have their music turned up so loud? Me: to block out the insults.

-Candace: Nothing says christmas like ~blue~

-Mike: Why should we wear a condom? Why not sex pants? Me: How would you like to clean those afterwards?

-Me: YAY FOR EPILEPSY...wait...

-Teacher: Try to think of a slogan for premoting good mental health. Me: Retardation, it's sweeping the nation.

-Marjorie Dawes: Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

-Scottish Guy: I'm hard yet soft, I'm solid yet liquid, I'm jelly. What am I?

-Gord Brody: Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.

-Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

-Mrs. Williams: Do these butt-plugs come with batteries?

-Me: Optimus Prime? Candace: No. The other ones. The Decepticons. Lmfao. Idk why we were talking about transformers.

Random: CONDOM COMMERCIAL (on YouTube)

Random Paragraph: I was bored & decided to type a random paragraph on a random topic. I found it funny, as this was the first idea to come out of my head. This isn't stopping to think about anything; this is typing the words (and punctuation) as they came.

The dog will never figure out what I have done to its tail because I hid it in the garage, under the boat in the motor so he will never find it, but the chipmunk maybe will. That will be a sad event because the chipmunk will probably end up eating the tail and the dog will no longer have a tail. Poor doggy. Such a tragedy really. A dog without a tail. But even more tragic would be a human WITH a tail. No, that’s not tragic; that’s sick. If there’s any of you out there with tails, please, please get that fixed. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR TAIL. Unless it is perhaps fluffy and cute. Otherwise, remove it!

Copy & Paste It's:

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

-If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned, copy this into your profile.

(Taken from MyArtIsInWords's Profile when i was bored)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

In the number one space? Where else would it be o.-

2. What is your favorite possession?

iPod & cell phone & PSP

3. Do you own a gun?

No, but if I did it would be a cool one.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Don’t have an ex or a boyfriend for that matter :

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Yes. If you had my doctor you’d be afraid of getting raped by that creepy pedophile too!

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

There aren’t many Christmas songs I like; their too joyous in all the wrong ways.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Something smooth like…idk a smoothie? Creative I know, rofl.

9. Can you do a push up?

a sissy one, yes x

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Haha. Next.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My wicked lime green ice cream cone earrings with hot pink cones.

12. Do you take painkillers?

What are you getting at?

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

It’s definitely my suave personality their all attracted to. Lmfao.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Sometimes I’m not so sure .

15. What's your name?

Natalie

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

I wish my name was something cooler.

I can’t wait for reviews to come in on my new chapter of Mythical Fusion

96 on my 11U Biology test. Mwuahaha.
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Hahahahaha. A new lighter, breath spray & weed. All you straight-edge people can think what you want. Weed is nature’s way of saying “High” :)
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Lemonade; Chocolate milk; water

19. Current worry?
My 4 overdue summatives T.T
20. Current hate?
Whores at my school (its an on-going hate)
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
Anywhere dark and small (I love being in confined spaces because I feel safe)
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
That’s another story for another time.
23. Where would you like to go?
Africa to see the animals, or Gambé where Jane Goodall studied the Chimpanzees.
24. Do you own slippers?
Yes, one pair is two rabbits & the other is rainbow fuzz :
25. What shirt are you wearing?
:)))) A “How Stick People Became Extinct” t.
26. Favorite color(s)?
Black, lime green.
27. Are you gay?
Are you a homophobe?
28. Do you sing in the shower?
I sing anywhere if no one can hear me.
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Probably the boogeyman.
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
Unicorns; I used to be obsessed, not so much now :l
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
I stepped on a nail last summer & had to get my foot sliced open to remove & get stitches. It was almost through my foot.
32. Who is your loudest friend?
Candace

33. Who is your most silent friend?
Amanda

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
Pfft. I doubt it.
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Never really seen one
36. What is your favorite candy?
Sour patch kids; aero caramel; some sour things I can’t remember the name of at the moment.
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I’m guessing that my music tastes will have changed by then so I’m going to wait until I actually start Any relationship before I get that ahead of myself.
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Thankfully, I haven’t ever thought much on that subject.
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Re-reading Eclipse even though I should have been doing homework. Gasp. Rebel.
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Same thing I do everyday; shit.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Okay. So here are Poll #1 voting results.

Manipulating Elements - 57 » 32

Mind Reading - 45 » 25

Disabling Other Powers - 19 » 10

Invisibility - 17 » 9

Seeing into the Future - 14 » 7

Inflicting Pain on others (you bastard!) - 11 » 6

Beauty (even for a vampire) - 8 » 4

Controlling Emotions - 5 » 2

Strength - 2 » 1

Unique Voters: 113

Stuff in:

And They Thought Vampires Ruled:

Bella's Dress

Ring

Babydoll

Bella's Car

Untitled:

Car Charlie Got Bella (Thats my car. Doesn't where I live look kinda of like Forks :)! Or perhaps i'm just delusional.)