my-joe-jonas
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Joined 01-25-07, id: 1206558, Profile Updated: 01-17-09
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Okay, so I am my-joe-jonas obviously. haha. and by the way...i LOVE the jonas brothers!! =p especially joe, since you can tell by my penname =p

Well, I actually didn't think I would write well! I just got bored and started writing something. When my friend read it, she thought it was really good, so I put it on this website.

Kay, so about me:

I am going to a Jonas Brothers concert on August 26th! I am so excited! = My friends and I have been freaking out ever since we got the tickets...which was like 3 months ago! haha. =

uhhh...I LOVE REVIEWS!! haha I just had to get that out of my system! okay so this profile stinks, but I hope I am good for some entertainment...so read my story! PLEASE! I promise you will like it!!

I also HATE Jacob and think he should die! Edward is supposed to be with Bella, not Jacob. I was so mad in New Moon when she started to be with Jacob too much!! grr!! If you hate Jacob too, email me. You can join an I HATE JACOB BLACK CLUB! yay!

Uhh...I am hopefully going to write a book soon, and if I'm lucky get it published! Keep your fingers crossed for me!

I hate it when people review you and say that they hate your story and that you're a horrible writer. That just puts me over the edge!! I'm sure the author will understand if you just say that you don't really like your story, but to keep trying. IT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE WHEN YOU TELL THE AUTHOR THAT THEY ARE A HORRIBLE WRITER AND THE STORY IS HORRIBLE!! ugghh!! Yeah, I actually had someone give me a review like that. I was pretty mad.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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If you're almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think that all birds are messengers from hell, and that they all must die, copy this into your profile.

If your username had/has Edward and, or Bella with some type of obsession or confession of love, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had ketchup fights in a public place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you find yourself Threatning people with the prospect that a Chacter from Twilight will kill them, copy this into your profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Stuff from stories...

FAVORITE JB QUOTES:

Joe: No, I don't have a third arm. Silly fans

Joe: In one week, our album's coming out...This is...I'm gonna go run in traffic! (Runs into an empty street) There are no cars in Oklahoma!

Kevin: That means, like, real time.

Joe: That means in sync with life.

Kevin: Like time!

Nick: Yo, that's illogical. I can't have it.

Joe: Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in the shower?

Kevin: Oh...you know...stuff...

Joe: Awkward!

(From HM episode Me & Mr. Jonas)

Nick (To Miley/Hannah): Wow, you're pretty...(Kev smacks him) I mean...uh...pretty good with the...singing...(Stares at her) You're pretty.

Kev: Nice save.

(From HM episode again)

Nick (To Robbie Ray): You're like a legend, dude...uh, sir...sir dude!

Kevin: One year we built an igloo! It caved in the next day and turned into a dome

Nick: I'll be standing at our meet and greets, playing the air drums, and it actually makes sense in my head what I'm playing. But to everyone else, it just looks like I'm flinging my arms and spazzing out.

Kevin: Joe's nickname is danger. It just is. Everything he does is danger.

Interviewer: Who is the one who always got in trouble?

Kevin (Looks at Joe): Danger.

Joe: No, I didn't always...I always got blamed for everything.

Kevin: Yeah, I was the one who actually did the thing. I just blamed him, and he got in trouble.

Kevin: Nick got attacked by about 30 screaming fans!

Joe: On the street, we call each other crazy names! Usually its Thunder Bolt, Lightening Bolt, and Fierce Tiger.

(This is the sweetest thing):

Nick: Joe took me under his arms like the hero he is. Joe saved my life, so I owe him.

Joe (talking to a fan, who has a sore throat): you have a sore throat?

Vampires Can Cry...

Alice and Rosalie's bridesmaid dresses...(different colors, except the pic doesn't show the bow at the top of the slit)

http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridesmaids_detail.jsp?stid=1011&prodgroup=110

Bella's wedding gown (the different colors, and has a bow at the slit like the bridesmaid dresses...it's spaghetti strap too)

http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2635&prodgroup=10

CinderBella

Bella's wedding gown (the apple color)

http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2827&prodgroup=10

~my-joe-jonas~

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Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Blood and Chocolate II: Bound by Duty for Life by Patty08 reviews
There's no happily ever after for a loupgarou, is there? This story picks right up where Blood and Chocolate left off. Please review! NEW CHAPTER now posted.
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,605 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 8/13/2006
The Life and Times of 'Perfection' by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Edward and Bella's daughter, Ellie, is growing up, and fast. It seems that Bella's life is too perfect. That is, until the Volturi come for what they had been promised so long ago. UPDATED SEP. 22
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
The Time It Takes by WritingRamblingRavenclaw reviews
Nineteen Years is a long time. Follow Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione through weddings, funerals, babies, a metamorphagus werewolf, and... one last year at Hogwarts? DH spoilers! Not done, don't read. And get your arse off the computer and finish!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P.
Fork in the Road by blueyes91 reviews
Bella is shipped off to the town of forks by her brainwashed mother and her abusive boyfriend. But she is in for the surprise of her life. Who does she meet and what will happen to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
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CinderBella reviews
What happens when Bella's fairytale eternity becomes a fairytale ending?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007
Mortal Enemies reviews
Sequel to Vampires Can Cry! What will happen when Bella and the Cullens get stuck between two people in love? But what if the two people in love are mortal enemies? What if one is in the Cullen family? Please read to find out! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,014 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Vampires Can Cry reviews
What if Edward left again? But what if the rest of the Cullens didn't go with him? Will Bella get her wish? My first fanfic! Please READ! I promise you'll like it! COMPLETE! look for Mortal Enemies as sequel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,860 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete