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Joined 01-25-07, id: 1206744, Profile Updated: 06-14-15
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About Me
Hi my name is Kassie.I live the United States.I have many favourite books and movies.My favourite television shows are Glee and Castle,but I like a lot of other shows as well.I love to read,sing and write.I also make my own characters for a lot of different things:anime to cartoons to books to Games to TV Shows.I have written a play,which a class at my old school is using,and I am currently writing a novel.

Stories I have written
Teardrops on my guitar-storm hawks-complete-songfic

Pairings I love:
Cloud/Kagome-Inyasha/FFVII crossover
Tony/Pepper-Any Iron Man
Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon-Mentalist
Nancy Drew/Frank Hardy-Nancy Drew/Hardy boys
Claire Redfield/Leon.S Kennedy-Resident Evil
Albert Wesker/Claire Redfield-Resident Evil
Jake Muller/Sherry Birkin-Resident Evil
Sora/Kairi-Kingdom Hearts
Kagome/Riku-Inuyasha/Kingdom Hearts crossover
Riku/Yuffie-Kingdom Hearts
Derek/Chloe-The darkest powers
Rachel/Anyone girl/guy(except Jesse/Blaine/Kurt(unless it's friendship))-glee
Danny/Sam-Danny Phantom
Rose/Dimitri-Vampire Academy
(And many more not listed here.)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.\
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm standing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though A LOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Im Just this kinda girl:

1. If my best friend asks me if its okay if she dates my ex, i say "good luck" and walk away...quickly...
2. I hang out at the library more than home
3. I hang with more guys than girls
4. I hang out with my crush, i don't run to my friend and start talking about him non-stop
5. I plays video games until my head explodes
6. I runs into parked cars
7. I talk to myself about absolutely nothing

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (hell YEAH I AM! .)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Ha. im going to Hell WITHOUT supporting Gay rights.)

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(Indeed I must be)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Of course just can't keep the booze away...NOT)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (nope, but I do think Nazi is a funny word...not z...nota z...nat z!)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (...)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.(OH HELL NO)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(Which is completely against the fact that I highlighted i'm skinny)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.(It was just my parents old one, geez)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (nope, just a vampire :p)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (wtf is up wit this one?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (nope, just hate bitches)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (riightttt...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (dude, doesn't everyone?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (that's deep man, that's deep...I'm a go cut myself now)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I Don't think i do...i have friends from other countries and they don't think so...soooo)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (hell no-yeah-no...)
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(pssh...I only drink my own blood to stop it from bleeding)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I LOVE TEAAA!!)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (pshh, my characters kick Mary-sue butt any day!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm a PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm a PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (HEY! i get bored on saturdays kay?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (yup, bomb lab in my closet. along with my collection of socks >.>)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Nope, just a supporter)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (kay, so i cant wear the hello, im (your name here) stickers anymore?! DAMN IT!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (maybe...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (ha, i spot them, just not my own. is dnt no wat u talkin bout...)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (nope, just a girl)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (righttttt...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (FIREEE!!)

Favourite Phrases

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

Me: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the cruellest of them all?
Mirror: You win hands down. Please don't break me.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colours

Love your enemy's! It really pisses them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

Yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone

Yell the truth and run

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends

You can talk to inanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know some things wrong

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you

My boyfriend and I can't have a public relationship. He's afraid the town will either lock him up in the asylum and ask him what I did to make him delusional enough to like me or run him out for being involved with the devil.

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”


I'm a cold and heartless bitch, but I'm damn good at it

If you don't like me there is nothing i can do. newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war? Easy. Unfortunately Very easy.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Money can't buy you friends or happiness, but friends can buy you stuff for happiness.

Chocolate is a woman's catnip

One day my ship will come in. I'm sure I'll be at the airport.

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, but none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!


Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit next to u and say... DAMN, WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?!

When life gives you lemons make orange juice, then kick back and laugh your ass off while the rest of the world wonders how the hell you did it.

''I love you'' is 8 letters. And so is ''bullshit''

PMS: the woman's right to be a BITCH.

Best friends always have your back, so when you decide to shoot up the place and you run out of bullets... they have more.

Every girl has to grow up and learn that fairytales are not real, and that there is no such thing as a ''prince charming''

Life is full of drama, we all have problems, so what you need to do is PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES and DEAL WITH IT!!

Your only a ''Bad Girl'' if you get caught, so that makes me a ''Good Girl'', right?

You can't break a girl that thinks nothing of you.

"I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, tell me to wait here"

"Thinking is when your mouth stays shut and your head keeps talking to itself."

“I'm bored. Run for your sanity.”

“I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.”

"Hold on...train of thought hit a cow..."

"Your father told me never to come through his door again...But technically I came through the window."

“Wanda: And now, here's Cosmo with the weather. Cosmo: (Cut to Cosmo who's holding a feather... silence) I thought you said feather.”

"There's only enough colour for one of us to slide down the pretty rainbow! Wow. There wasn't a manly word in that sentence!" –Cosmo

Boy: "Why do you cry and obsess over a TV program & the imaginary sadness of people you've never met?" Girl: "For the same reason you jump up and yell at the TV when a man you don't know makes a touchdown"

"There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!"

"The man might be the head, but the woman's the neck, and she can make the head turn any-way she wants..."

"Are you going to take a shower?" "No. I just got naked and turned on the water for my own personal pleasure..."

“Someday a guy will come and sweep me off my feet. Then I’ll trip him and make him fall for me.”

"He placed his head to her heart and whispered 'this is my new favourite song'"

"Before I met you I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason"

"Life isn't about the breaths you take; it’s about the moments that take your breath away"

"I feel sorry for any man who ever broke my heart because one day they are gonna wake up and realize they had the world"

"Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive."

"You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder"

Let us be thankful for the fools, because without them the rest of us could not succeed.

"Without music, life would be a mistake."

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

He said, "I love you."
I laughed and said, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bull."

"If you don't know what to write in a story, kill someone off!"

"The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train headed your way.

Why suffer from insanity when you can enjoy it?

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

Words women use:

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT: This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."


She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
She said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a name tag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn't.

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny?

EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a Broker?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

My Mother Taught Me…

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
WARNING:Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. NOTE:Do use an axe to kill a fly on your enemies head
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
He whom stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

"When all else fails blow stuff up."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

True love isn't free, but I'd pay anything to have it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet,which would be a whole lot cooler.

Welcome to the world of very scary faeries!

For those who think faeries are innocent little creatures...

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

I did what they say and chose the road less travelled... Now where the heck am I?

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my...other handle? Crap. Now I'm a sugar bowl.

I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: "Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!" me:" That wasn't my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don't look at me like that..."

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

yo-yos were invented as a weapon


1. If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before

2. In order to stand up for what you believe in, you have to be willing to stand-alone.

3. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

4. Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else

5. Someone is sitting in the shade because someone else planted that tree along time ago

6. It will be okay in the end if it's not okay it not the end

7. Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone

8. In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

9. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

10. Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

11. Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

12. Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

13. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm

14. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

15. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

16. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'

17. The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer somebody else up.

18. For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

19. Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

20. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Things that I find funny/cool/awesome/you get the point

1. God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women

2. Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up

3. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

4. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

5. We women have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

6. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

7. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

8. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

9. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

10. If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, on to a little seesaw, and then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

11. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

12. My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

13. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

14. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

15. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

16. I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

17. It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.

18. And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

19. God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

20. Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

21. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

22. Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most

23. A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

24. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

25. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

26. I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

27. My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

28. If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.

29. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

30. Football's not a matter of life and death ... it's more important than that.

31. 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

32. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

33. Love- A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

34. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

35. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

36. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

37. The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!

38. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused

Light travels faster than sound that might be why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

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The New Trials of Card Captor Sakura and Friends by Wish-Chan reviews
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Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.
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A Time to Every Purpose by SetsunaKou reviews
Set 3 years after the anime, the entire cast find romance & adventure through 4 historical Eras of Time: Present Day, Ancient Egypt, Medieval England and the Lost City of Atlantis! YugixTea SetoxSerenity JoeyxMai PegasusxCecelia DukexVivian TristanxMiho RyouxRebecca MarikxKaren And the never forgotten, always entertaining Maximillion Pegasus may have a secret to share with Kaiba...
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Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tumbled Upon by MuseInMe3 reviews
When Kurt created a tumblr blog to help him mentally escape small town Lima, he never imagined he'd meet someone like Blaine online. AU!Klaine, inspired by a GKM prompt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,633 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Taste Me Like Champagne by blackdragonsghost reviews
For HigherMagic. AU; Dean walks in on Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Balthazar, Inias, and Samandriel while they're all rather compromised. The angels are only too happy to invite him in. Lots of angelic polyamory, orgy, flock!fic, smutty but also happy and tender with lots of healthy loving relationships (hence AU). Minor mentions of Crobby. Possibility for a sequel.
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A fill for an old kinkmeme prompt. Here be Destiel, teh sexytimes, and wing!kink galore. In fact, this is basically an entire fic of nothing but wing!kink. You're very, very welcome. AKA, the fic in which Castiel has unruly wings and Dean absolutely loves it. Top!Cas, smutty as hell, and loads of fun.
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Hounds of God by darkkixie reviews
Kurt is a werewolf hunter and protector of the small town of Lima. This has been his existant since he was a small boy until a new pack comes into the picture and everything around Kurt comes undone under the watchful eyes of an Alpha. KurtxBlaine, Werewolf Blaine COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,549 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brotherly Love by German Mickey reviews
Piper's brother comes to visit, Piper has to make a life-long decision, and Arrow must confess his feelings before it's too late. Chapter 28: Poison!
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With Time by SirenSamantha reviews
After Swan Song, Dean is left with a very human angel and no brother, so he does his best to make things work for he and Castiel. Human!Cas, AU/ooc. Domestic Destiel, their relationship grows as they learn to cope with their newly changed lives.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Not At All Sorry by AvidlyWriting reviews
This is a CrissColfer one-shot. Anyone see episode 4x14 "I Do"? Anyone see how during the Klaine make-out scene Darren's hands were all over Chris's back? Here is the explanation for that and what followed afterwards. This is pure PWP smut in the form of a one-shot. Enjoy lovelies!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] Mercedes J. - Complete
Never say never by Melissa Motown reviews
It was just a kiss; a scripted kiss, bound to happen between two characters that for some reason changed people's lives. But then it turned into soft lips moving against each other, catching fire and spinning the world. So in the aftermath it was never just a kiss after all, it was always so much more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,182 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Four Winds by Laura Picken reviews
On a dark and stormy night, a poker night will change the lives of the Castle gang forever. Established Caskett romance. Some Esposito/Lanie. Mostly it's just #35 on Castle's bucket list. :-D
Castle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,545 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Rick C., Kevin R. - Complete
He Knows by fringeperson reviews
Touya had known what was coming far longer than Sakura, and frankly he also knows that he's in a better position to take on the magical burden than his imouto. He knows magic when he sees it. Touya/Yukito, a little Sakura/Syaoran. Don't own. Complete.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,260 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Tōya K. - Complete
You Have Appeared To My Life by Tarafina reviews
A familiar face shows up to show his support on Rachel's Broadway debut. He might not be who she was expecting, but he's exactly who she needs. :Evanberry:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
Anger Management by CoolySr12 reviews
Kurt goes after Blaine after the fight with Sam and learns why Blaine is actually angry. Klaine. Based on the fight scene in HOT16
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss Me Slow by Jaylie12 reviews
"Dolphin kisses are so sexy." Set during EMC. Klaine, of course, though the rest of the glee club come out and play too. Just a little holiday cheer.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Date With Destiny by Wolf Blossom reviews
Sakura likes Eriol. To prevent a heartbreak she goes out with Syaoran aka Destiny. Now, Sakura thinks she's falling in love with Syaoran, instead of Eriol... SS, ET [COMPLETED]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,394 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Making Amends by green-eyed-demoness2010 reviews
A surprise Warbler's meeting derailed Kurt and Blaine's plans for the day, but a completely different surprise will change everything. Can Kurt forgive Karofsky for all that he's done? Can Blaine? What about ND? FIVE Parts Now! Klaine! :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pokemon: Legend of the Princess of Light by Lefty11 reviews
What happens when Ash and the gang get caught up in a legend and MAY AND ASH ARE PART OF IT!This is strictly AshMay! Little Misty & Drew bashing. AshMay and AuroraLance It gets better with every chapter!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,484 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Be Brave With Me by Musique8 reviews
After Burt and Blaine voice their concerns about Kurt's outfit for prom, Kurt and Blaine have a serious conversation about their relationship and finally reveal the depth of their feelings for one another. Warning: Spoiler for episode 2.20: Prom Queen
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
With A Little Help From My Friends by ginevra85 reviews
Series of missing moments from "The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle", "Silly Love Songs" and "Original Song", featuring both the New Directions and the Warblers. The POVs change often. Mostly canon. Klaine, Artie/Britt, lots of friendships.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
A Kodak Momment by Kawaiibookworm reviews
a short one shot about a rare bat family momment. hints of BG/BM. might have a sequal if it gets enough reviews.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Barbara G./Batgirl, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What Happened After Regionals by xladykelly101x reviews
After Regionals, you'd expect everyone to just go home right? Not with New Directions. And especially not with Kurt, Blaine, Wes, David, Mercedes, and Rachel. Expect flirting, and a lot of hanging out. KurtxBlaine, DavidxMercedes, and WesxRachel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 4,930 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Wifey by hardly-noticeable reviews
A fill for the Glee kink meme on Livejournal. Basically, Blaine has a kink for domestic, little wife Kurt and Kurt decides to fulfill his fantasies. Strong M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Path Not Taken by KzintiKiller reviews
Bella gets a firm wake up call in this alternate universe to Eclipse. Strong Bella. Definitely Team Edward territory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Age by justtestingmyboundaries reviews
Book 4, starting from the end of the Brisingr with a focus on ExA, rated mature for later chapters, there will be warning before the chapter with mature themes, and right before the actual scene as well.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 297,588 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Whole New World by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Dalton is putting on the musical of Aladdin. Of course, for an all boy school, the story is a little different...Princess Jasmine becomes Prince Jasper, for one. Klaine. Disney friendly ; And I think you know who is playing Aladdin and "Jasper".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Don't Believe You by Virginia May reviews
Written for the Scene Stealers Contest-2010. Edward didn't believe Bella's reasons for going through with their wedding plans so easily. Can Bella convince him that waiting to do things properly is what she really wants? BPOV; AU Eclipse-Chapter 27.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Only Hope for Me is You by kisbydog reviews
Entry for the Scene Stealers Contest. After James phones Bella and tells her that he has her mother, Bella realizes just how futile it would be to go to him alone and confesses the true identity of the caller to Alice. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Does My Heart Good To See You Smile by Politics.and.Prose reviews
Spoilers for 2.06. Kurt and Rachel have a sleep-over and he tells her all about the new guy he met. Rachel/Kurt Friendship with some Finchel thrown in there. Missing scene. Probably AU. One-Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Sacrificial Lamb by Nolebucgrl reviews
Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,142 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling For You by StarUchiha reviews
Cyclonis is forced to leave Cyclonia only with three things: her dignity,her clothes and Dark Ace.Piper's mother was going sever her only daughters back in an attempt to keep their terra's culture alive. AerrowPiper CyclonisDarkAce/ ON HIATUS
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008
Cooking with Piper and Aerrow by candy-coded-goodness reviews
Piper teaches Aerrow how to cook. My first Stom Hawk fanfic.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Angel, my dear, Officially was Enchanting the crow by TheAstoriaGreengrass reviews
It hasn't been long since Elena returned from her stay beyond the grave to be with Stefan, and while everyone is worrying over keeping her hidden and getting her and Stefan out of town before someone notices them, Bonnie's troubles go unnoticed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Divine Intervention by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
At the beginning of New Moon, Edward leaves Bella to protect her from himself. But what if unkown to them all, protection wasn't what she nedeed the most? What if all she had to do was to remeber who she really was? Full summary inside.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
14 Days of Valentine by crazy4remi reviews
Leading up to valentine's day Stella starts recieving gifts. Who are they from? And what will they lead to? SMACked.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kingdom Hearts IV: All's End: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
One year had passed since the business with the Golden Hearts and Incompletes. Sora and co. have sensed a great evil and must now gather the Keyblade warriors and stop it. SoraxKairi RoxasxNamine RikuxOC Current world: DONE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 161 - Words: 303,404 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Home by Tomate reviews
Stella and Mac are forced to go on an undercover mission to Chicago. What will happen to them and how will it affect their personal relationship?
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Stella B., Mac T.
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sweet Like Cereal by Sailorjj07 reviews
Trixie and Jake meet a beautiful, sweet smelling, little dragon. But what happens when said dragon reveals that she is their daughter! Read and review for the chaos that is sure to come! JakeTrixie
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,153 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Jake, Trixie - Complete
To the Moon and Back by MissCloud reviews
She packs her bags for outer space. And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to come. Aerrow/Piper One Shot
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Kagome's Turn to Shine by Demoness-MarlstonWells69ner reviews
InuYasha & the others betrayed Kagome. Why did they do it? They died, only to be wished back alive AGAIN! The deal is that they have to live in Kagome's time! What will happened? Will Kagome forgive them? Pairings inside! OMFG! I updated! Ch. 23&24 up!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,024 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Kagome H., Hiei
Out of the Mist by Jazzy Pony reviews
[Title changed] Cyclonis stumbeles upon a rumor of a crystal more powerful then the Aruora stone. Now it seems that everyone is after Jay. Can the storm hawks help their new friend, or will sacrafices have to be made? AerrowXPiper FinnXOC Summary SUCKS!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
The Secret Assignment Club by KeyBella reviews
What if Casper High was a boarding school where Sam and Danny weren't best friends, but Sam and Jazz were? Jazz, Sam and a few friends decide to make the school a little more fun by making each other do missions like...making Sam steal Danny's boxers? Oh.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
After the Credits Roll by DevilPup reviews
My version of how the story continues after the credits roll. Smitchie, Naitlyn. All the ups and downs of dating a rockstar. Rating may change. 7/12: Complete. 7/15: Sequel up. 11/12: Sequel's sequel up. Translated into Spanish! Link in profile.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,836 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life For Rent by chicago718 reviews
It might have been hard before, but with him back in her life, it just got harder. D/C.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,440 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Calm after the storm by whispery shadows reviews
my first fanfic.After the battle with sailor galaxia,moments before leaving the starlights until the begining of crystal tokyo.maybe to continue...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Keep It and I'll Keep You by loveyoumeanitbye reviews
AU: Justin's dad Jerry is dating Alex's mom Theresa. The day Jerry introduces Theresa to Justin he meets Alex & they have their first spark, the spark you get when you meet your wizard mate. Trouble occurs when a wedding might occur what will they do?JALX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Romeo and Juliet by Starlight Maiden 1216 reviews
The Kinomono's and Li's have been enemies for generations. Kinomoto Sakura and Li Syaoran go to the same school and hate each other. But an unexpected event happens to cause love to bloom between them. But how can their love last? SxS ExT
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,932 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Sibling rivalry by Destiny's Daughter reviews
After Theresa and her dad get in a fight, she refuses to go home for Christmas. So Jay decides to invite her to his house. She gets along well with the familly. But after an accident Jay,Theresa and Jay's siblings are forced into hiding by Cronus.JxT,
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,820 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006
Dawn in Feudal Japan! by SanitysOverrated87 reviews
I am Dawn and I have been Kagome's penpal for over a year and today I am going to met her. She decided to take me with her to Feudal Japan. It looks like I'm in for a big adventure...Rating updated for limes later. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 89,761 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
A Phoenix Among Hawks by Crimson Fox4 reviews
After a series of unlikely events, Piper and Aerrow discover the true origins of Piper's necklace. What will happen when the realization of its power and ability sink in? Will it's existence become known to evil? Find out in this mild Aerrow/Piper romance
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,853 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The World in a Mansion by davewriter reviews
Big Brother meets The Real World as Theresa, Jay, Herry and Neil appear on a new reality show and interact with new people. Rated for some language and any suggestiveness.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006
May's Crush: Final Frontier by PikamasterADV reviews
The Sequel to May's Crush, so be sure to read that, first! Ash and May go on an exciting trip to the Sevii Islands. What adventures await them there? Updates when Updates are done.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,484 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/23/2006
My Lover, I mean Roommate! by Irui reviews
AU. Eriol never told me that my new roommate was a guy! I just moved into a new apartment and guess what I “said” to him? “I love you.” Who’s the roommate? None other than Li Syaoran. Do I love him? HELL NO! As time passes, I don’t even know anymore...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Yeah, I'm fine by Fork-Tongued-Nemesis reviews
She had been thinking about Aerrow more than usual lately, nothing bad, but nothing too good either. She wished that she didn’t feel this way for him, but unfortunately for her, she did. T for kissing. AerrowxPiper. One-shot
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Hanging By A Thread by Authority Man 37 reviews
During their confrontation against a criminal that works with the Dark Force, Yoko becomes a target in his path until Josh saves her at the last minute. Unfortunately, he falls victim to the poison and has only 48 hours left to live. Can Yoko, Brett and Principal Kirkpatrick find a cure for Josh before his time is up? Yoko X Josh, pairing. Read and Review, please!
Team Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Josh, Yoko, Brett, Principal K - Complete
God knows you're lonely souls by NFO-07 reviews
Abstergo has a new secret weapon for obtaining the pieces of Eden. Sick with the "Bleeding Effect", Desmond and Lucy escape to the Brotherhood and team up with old family. However, dark secrets of love and evil plots are brought into light.Desmond x Lucy
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/5/2008
Blossom Sisters Love by takari love reviews
-on temporary hiatus- Will the gang manage to find Justin? Is he still alive? Why is Meilin's and Justin's sibling relationship hidden from them? Pairings: SxS, ExT, HxM, RxH, DxG
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,638 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
30 Kisses for Aerrow and Piper by The.Guiding.Star reviews
Hi Storm Hawk faithfuls! I'm Lady Azar, and this is my first set of 30 Kisses! Please R&R I'M SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG! 12th Kiss: Radarr's Point of View/ 13th Kiss: Sweet Dreams/ 14th Kiss: Blackout
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,778 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Aerrow, Piper
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pack of the Silver Moon by TheDragoness1992 reviews
Cronus might have just found a way to break the prophecy without actually killing the seven heroes, by turning them into wolves. But what he doesn't know is that this transformation might just make them stronger instead of weaker...
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,813 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Not Letting You Go by Melface reviews
DiGata Defenders Seth left? As if the others are going to stand for that, least of all Mel. What it takes to bring him back. SethMel, obviously. Oneshot.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
I'd Do It All Again by If Dreams Were Wishes reviews
DiGata Defenders: a SethMel oneshot set after episode 38.Rated T just to be safe for serious injury to a character.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The SumYinnis Ball by naominzk reviews
A perfectly happily written, romantic fairytale. The defenders are invited to a legendary love ball, what happens when Seth's least favourite person tags along? Love triangles, leading to SethxMel. A must read for all you dreamy digata fans!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Hearts of Gold: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
Sora, Riku & Kairi, must travel the worlds to deliver the Hearts of Gold, items that will give people to wield Keyblades. They must also do this while under the threat of a new and powerful group. The Incompletes. Hearts given: 26. Finished.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 149,720 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Hauntings Of The Mind by Kaijin Touketsu reviews
Shippo died in the last battle causing Kagome to finally grasp her miko powers. InuYasha and Miroku, tiered of Kagome and Sango commite the ultimit betrayal.How will the girls survive now that they are all alone? Naruto xover
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,142 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Kagome H., Sango
Things Change by moonstone glows reviews
One moment changes things for the whole Kinomoto family. TYY.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Roseate of Terra Liluo by Bkipper reviews
The Storm Hawks are in a bit of a Jam. And decide if there's any hope, its to land on an uncharted Terra. It seems untouched. But someone might be there to suprise them. Rated T to be safe. First story ever. Be kind. PxA pairing
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Never Again by jEaNs 'N' tEe GiRl reviews
Billy Cornwall is a Girl from Warren's passed who finds herself back where she started, with some drastically different things in her Life...What will happen with her and Warren? WarrenOC little LaylaWill, ZachMagenta
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 148,743 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
RockmanEXE: The College Years by Anime Master ZERO reviews
The World Three has been defeated, Gospel has been disbanded, Nebula is beaten, and Neo World Three has fallen. Now, seven years later, Lan and co. face the biggest challenge of their lives: college. COMPLETE
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 280 - Words: 1,003,089 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Complete
Affections Touching Across Worlds by MistressNekoKoi reviews
This is an Inuyasha&Advent Children cross over. After Kagome's love for Inuyasha faded, she never thought she'd love again. Now, after finding a mysterious man named Cloud, will she change her mind? K&C pairing, maby lemon in later chap..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kagome H.
To the Dawn by Dream Hime reviews
Kagome is placed into the Final Fantasy World. What is her purpose in this place after the war? What use could they have for her here? But then, Maybe she's just there to watch over an orphan or two.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Kagome H.
Investigating Love by ZacEfronIsHot reviews
26 year old Gabriella Montez Jones is a successful CID Detective, but what will happen when she has to find an abducted four year old girl? And the girls father is none other than Troy Bolton? AN Now Complete. Sequel: Take a Chance, now in progress.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 92,656 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Food, glorious food by Hunneybee reviews
The gand watches Ice Age2 and Herry falls in love....yay oh BTW there are spoilers for Ice Age2 in here! you have been warned.... ,
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
The Fallen DemonMiko of time by AkuTenshi hizumi reviews
After Kagome catches Inuyasha wKikyo she swears to do anything to become stronger and wiser than Kikyo so she leaves but in the Journey she learns a little more about her self she didnt Know now what lies ahead of this Miko
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Kagome H.
Swim, swim, swim, it's a swell day! by Resotii reviews
It's a wonderful day and Ash and co decide to spend this great day swimming! Advanceshipping AshxMay SatoHaru
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
105 Ways to Annoy Vlad Masters by Your Secret Valentine reviews
Danny, Sam, and Tucker get the chance to annoy the pants off Vlad, the Almighty Lord of the Fruit Loops. DannySam coupling, but mostly Vladrelated fun
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,589 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
A Christmas Miracle by qte-pututie reviews
It's Christmas Time in New Olympia and Jay is feeling depressed. Can anyone help him get into the Christmas spirit? ONESHOT JT
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Secret Mission by PikamasterADV reviews
Sometimes if you want something, you’ve just gotta go out and get it. Based on a FanArt. Advanceshipping AshxMay SatoHaru Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by GeminiStarGrl16 reviews
What if Viola's nighttime bicep gropes didn't go so unnoticed by a sleeping Duke? An AU story based on a comment made during the deleted dance scene.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Cendari reviews
Another take on how Duke might have found out about ViolaSebastian and how the rest of the movie could have progressed based on that. Rating is for language and one or two brief sexual references.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Viola H., Duke O. - Complete
Insomnia by jennieman reviews
In which Jay finds the cure to his insomnia, and Theresa reads Harlequin.
Class of the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Theresa, Jay - Complete
Over Protective by WhItE RaBbIt101 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are stuck in a cave with a whole bunch of people out after their lives. What will happen to them, will they be found and killed or with romance ensure? Summery Sucks, Story is better...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stay with You by Aerogen reviews
With Ash's battle against Lance not to far off, he could not help that something else was on his mind. Advanceshipping, in other words AAMAYL. Don't like the pairing, then don't read it. Also, please review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
A Sister's Love by o0whitelily0o reviews
Princess finally discovers that her brother and son left the forest. This makes her want to go after them, and so she begins a journey to find them.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
Family Ties by ShellyBryan reviews
She is trying to find her Father but instead finds a family. Rated M for strong coarse language and sexual innuendo. Slight GSR, SOC friendship and GOC. Chapter 13 & Epilogue updated March 1st. Complete.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,118 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Possessive by blissyblissliss reviews
Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pokemon: Return Of The Chosen One by DragoKnight reviews
Ash thought his duties as Chosen One were over. But when a new evil takes control over the Pokemon Ash finds out his job is never done. AAMayl and MistyGary
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
HeartsStorm by SaWa-San reviews
LÖeon and Claire meet a few years after the downfall of Umbrella in New York acidentaly. What will happen?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Complete
Teardrops on my guitar reviews
I'm not to good at writing summarys,but i can tell it's a Magor AxP with minor SxH. Hope you like it.Also it's been changed alittle bit.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
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