Alerting Alliteration
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Joined 01-25-07, id: 1206854, Profile Updated: 09-11-08
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Alerting Alliteration's Stupid & Annoyingly Long Profile

Before I write anything about myself I must apologize in advanced for all the spelling/grammar mistakes I'm sure to make in my profile! (I don't have spell check so I'm on my own) Also, thank you, Megamanxx for the Avatar. (I really love it).

Yes, I know my penname is lame...what could be lamer than naming yourself after a literary term and then using that literary term in your name? if anyone has any suggestions for something better PM me because I'm getting tired of staring at the ugly words that identify me as an author.

oops! I got so excited blathering on about myself that I didn't even bother to thank you for looking at my profile! Thank you it's appreciated that you find my interesting enough to want to "research" me in a creepy stalkerish way! (you never really think it is creepy until you say it out loud like: "I looked up this person's profile because I was curious..." forget it, it isn't really creepy) well anyway back to the topic of choic: ME! yay! For once people are literally asking me to talk about myself! Before I start I have one more note:

YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Ok I'm fifteen (ooooooh you know my age I'm sooooo scared...that was sarcasm you dumbass) and I'm...A GIRL! Big whoop more than half of the people on this site are female. I like writing for the most part. But I have one question for you...do you like good or junk writing? Not as easy to answer as it sounds, because you may discover that in fact you don't like good writing (believe me it happens all the time) it all depends on how you define good and junk writing (again PM me to answer my intriguing intellectual questions)

This is my personal definition:

Good writing: Any original work that is dedicated to accurate description and detailed character development. No cheep jokes or cheesy dialogue. Intense, interesting plot and usually carries heavy themes, not often light.

Junk writing: Made entirely to please the reader, fun, catchy and usually humorous. Includes mild adult themes and usually has hilarious jokes. Couples always converse with cheesy dialogue (I don't know how to spell that right, so sue me). May include lemons and intense fighting scenes.

Interesting huh? How many of you actually thought that you liked good writing? be honest...so no one...as I thought hehehehehe I am a true genius...

On that note let me talk more about ME!

I'm really very smart...but I don't apply myself often. When people first meet me (or perhaps when they first read my stories) they don't think that I'm the sharpest knife in the pile (I just made up the metaphor for fun) I'm lazy T_T nothing I can do about it...really! I'm not kidding.

One time I took a test to see which Naruto character (Naruto is the best anime of all time in case you haven't heard of it) I was most like and I got...guess who? (this is for all of you who have actually been reading my profile and not skimming around randomly until the word Naruto in bold caught your eye, YOU STUPID SKIMMERS!)

You guessed right (if you are not a skimmer or a non-Naruto-freak) SHIKAMARU!

I was so mad...(I was really mad) so I went back and changed some answers and...I got Shikamaru again! So I went back and changed more answers and this time I got...Sasuke! Not cool...really really not cool. At that point I just dismissed the test as being stupid and refused to return to that site ever again.

While we are talking about memememememe, I often use the name lalasakura (yes it is even lamer than "Alerting Alliteration" I KNOW, but it was like 12:00 at night and I wanted to make a you tube account and viola, it wasn't taken!) other names I use...theinvisibleism, which is the best name ever@!!@#!@! yes, it is referring to sexism. No, I'm not a man hater.

Ok, back on track again..

Here are some stories I'm writing/thinking about writing...some of them are already written...some are posted...

A-W-E-S-O-M-E

Summary: It's Valentine's day and Sakura hasn't gotten anything from Sasuke...as usual, but Naruto hasn't gotten her anything either. A stupid fanfiction about being spurned in love and spelling the word "awesome" correctly. (if anyone spells it wrong in reviews be prepared to die). But the question is who is getting rejected? Oneshot.

Rated: T

Status: It's complete, typed up and posted. I strongly suggest that you don't read it...unless you have an urge to raise your self-esteem as a writer. It's posted because of MistedVines and lost-in-shangrila...who I am eternally grateful to. This is just a show of how utterly and completely I am at your power of manipulation!

Family Reunion

Summary: Poor Hinata is bored to death at a family dinner, everyone is talking outrageously loud and her father is getting embarrassingly drunk, only one other person seems to share her boredom. What happens when Neji reaches out? NejiHina. I don't care if you think it's gross.

Rated: T

Status: Partly done, but still having troubles with it! The story behind the idea for this fic is actually (sort of) interesting. Basically this was just something that kept me alive while I was having lunch for my grandmother's birthday (when you have to listen to your brother and cousin talk about WOW for two hours straight you'll do just about anything to keep from going insane) I just started imagining Hinata in my situation (I even started to write the first paragraph in my head) and thought about how much I wish there was someone close to my age (other than my annoying obnoxious cousin who I don't even consider a person) who would help me. I tried having imaginary conversations in my head with "Seana" (my imaginary girl cousin, since my cousin's name is Sean) but that didn't work so I thought about if maybe I had a hot cousin...and that made me think of Hinata and Neji.

Edit: The first chapter is now complete and posted. I working on the next chapter (I know it's been a long time) I hope that it turns out well. Also beta'ed by Megamanxx. Thank you :. (ahem recently I reread this story and spotted several mistakes. points finger and Mega YOUR FAULT, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!@#!@!!) O: I'm a sweet little angel.

In Your Skin:

Summary: Sasuke gets back to Konoha after killing Itachi, but Naruto has gone missing while looking for him. Now Sakura and Sasuke have to go undercover in the Akatsuki on a mission for Tsunade. But will they be prepared for what they find? Sakura's POV.

Rated: T

Status: The first five chapters are posted actually, I still have to write the sixth one, so any encouragement in extremely welcome. In this story I'm still very open to suggestions so if you have any TELL ME! Seriously, you have no idea how much your input affects me. One little comment that may not seem big to you, is the world to me. I'm having a lot of trouble with the sixth chapter. I feel like there is some kind of creative gap in my mind affecting me. I actually tried to write it not too long ago and came up with this sick twisted writing...(it's awful so even though it's fanfiction, no one but me will ever see it). Reallly strange stuff. For everyone who has been waiting for an update: thank you for your patience. If you wait just a little while longer, I hope to get it up soon.

Staring Into Mirrors:

Summary: In the final battle between Sasuke and Itachi Sasuke has clearly won, but why is he hesitating? Itachi tries to reason to himself why he killed his clan as he bleeds to death. Oneshot, Itachi's the main character.

Rated: T (for blood)

Status: Done and posted! You should read it...I'm really pretty bad at writing about Itachi, this fic is all thanks to lost-in-shangrila's fanfiction and review reply! I never thought I would write about Itachi...but it made me happy...it was really hard for me though. If anyone else wants me to write anything else that has Itachi in it...PM me!

That's pretty much it for stories...nothing else has inspired me...wait...for a while I wanted to write a fanfiction about Sasuke and Sakura fighting over Naruto...if you want me to write it PM me! Really, if you even have the slightest interest in me writing any of these stories or if you have a challenge or request for me I would definitely like to do it. It's always very welcome, and one more thing! If you end up reading any of my stories posted could you please review? If you don't review I have no way to improve and I'll get discouraged and stop writing...or I might keep writing, but it will deteriorate (I know I spelled that wrong) until you can't even understand what I'm trying to say because it's so bad...

Emerging:

Summary: Surrounded by the loss of her loved ones, Sakura has abandoned the shinobi way to seek a life of selfish vengeance, and her first target on her path of destruction is Sasuke. Oneshot. SasuSaku.

Rated: T

Status: This is what popped out of me when I tried to write Chapter Six of In Your Skin two years ago. I just found it stuffed in my bookcase, and thought I should write it up. It has it’-s moments, but really the thing I love the most about it, is the story that goes along with it. I brought it to school one day so I could write some more of it while my teachers were boring me to death with their lectures thinking, “What could go wrong? “ Oh was I stupid…

I ended up leaving my notebook in my English classroom, where my crazy witch of an English teacher resides. When I got home, I looked in my backpack and thought, “Shit, it’s gone, it’s gone!” I ran back to school (literally) and decided to look in all my classes. I didn’t have a last period so the rest of my school was still in the process of learning when I barged into my art teacher’s classroom and quickly stole my amazing friend to aide me in my courageous task. We came to the door of our English classroom and walked in. They were in the middle of class and my teacher looked straight at us with a crazily sweet smile on her face as her eyes glared at us menacingly.

“Have you seen a yellow notebook, I think I left it in here” I said in a rush. With her grin still plastered on her face she replied

“No, girls, I haven’t.” It was clearly a dismissal. But out of the corner of my eye I spotted it, perched precariously on the top of her bookcase.

“That’s it right there!” I said quickly. She looked even less pleased. She handed me the notebook and Emily and I went on our merry way. The only disturbing thing was the fact that it was open to a page that showed a particular tendency towards sadism. I still wonder to this day if my teacher really intended to keep my notebook for her own personal amusement.

The lesson to learn from my profile is:

PM AND REVIEW ME!

These are the only ways that I know anything at all!

Oh, one more thing...if you review my stories do you want me to review reply? I usually want to but I don't want to be annoying...I guess I'll start doing that from now on for anyone who reviews any of my stories then...if you are annoyed by it, than you can PM me and tell me that you hate my guts and you only reviewed my story out of pity yadda yadda yadda...whatever.

If you just think I'd be amusing to e-mail PM me your email address...I'm always welcome to new people to e-mail!

Well that's it...basically...oh wait...for those of you who skimmed all the way through this you can read the synopsis (fancy summary term that I spelled wrong probably) of my profile!

PROFILE SUMMARY FOR SKIMMERS:

I'm a 16 year old girl. I like feedback, flames, and Naruto. If you have an story idea you want me to write, or a better penname for me, PM me. If you were to compare me to a Naruto character accurately you'd probably get Shikamaru (I know I'm a sad sad person)...I like to read...if you want a reading list PM me too.

Thanks! I'm proud of you if you read all the way through that gunk! You are a strong resilient soul for sticking with me...so do you want to read any of my stories now? (hint hint)

Love Always,

Alerting Alliteration

(sniff, are you sure you don't have any suggestions for a better name? I'm dying here!)

WAIT! I almost forgot, I am perfectly open to being a beta for anyone's stories, despite my not so good spelling on my profile I really do have good editing skills! PM me if your looking.

NOTE: I am really sorry I haven't been active for quite a while. Right now I'm getting my shit together (excuse my French) so hopefully I will have some updates for you soon. My most profound apologies to anyone I have disappointed: both fans, friends and writers. Right now I'm looking through my alerts and trying to get up to date on everyone's updating so I can review their stories. I just finished reading all the Naruto manga. (finally, I'm up to date again). Since I'm up to date, I feel more comfortable going on with my stories. Any kind of support is greatly welcome. I thank everyone who has reviewed or PMed me, even if I didn't reply, understand that your support has given me the strength to move forward.

My love to all of you.

Well that's it...really it for real!

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Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, let's start with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,929 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Liquid Courage by KaiGrey reviews
Ino and Sakura have always had a rather strained relationship...Rated for yuri themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
The Beautiful and the Damned by stfuSPARKS reviews
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,460 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sapid Sarcasm by Awesome Anonymous reviews
Her life isn't all that great. She's popular: no. She has tons of friends: no. She has a perverted android that sees her as the apple of his eye and can't keep his hands off her: yes. Oh the horror. ‹ Pein x Hinata ›
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,458 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hinata H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 5,061 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Comes with Falling in Love by Evelora reviews
Hinata had vowed then, that she would love no one and be loved by no one. After all wasn't it just another weakness? And she already had too many of those. --A NejiHina Fanfiction--
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Kiss Me Once by Boyue reviews
Gaara just wants to finish his work but Lee doesn't seem to understand. A holiday-themed oneshot. -GaaLee-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Naruto: When Authors Attack by Aventri reviews
Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Collector by toontwins reviews
Nightmares become reality as Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke set out to the Village of Trees to investigate disappearances. Will they be able to discover the truth and survive the evil web of the Collector? NaruxSasu & DeixSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,729 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Promise of a lifetime by King of slackers reviews
As we all know, Naruto fails to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. After he himself vows never to return until his promise is kept, how far will he go to get his friend back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 199,053 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Castles in the Air by DontShakeThePokeball reviews
In seach of a cure to her bordem Sakura decides to challenge the next person who passes by to a fight but, this one action may be the catalyst to set off an interesting array of events ShikaSaku SakuShika and other possible Shikamaru Sakura pairings
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A time to by asashouryuu reviews
-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Second Chance at Family by cabbitqueen reviews
Discontinued. Slightly AU. A freak chakra explosion causes Sasuke and Itachi to lose most of their memories and turns Sasuke into a 5 year old. HinaxItachi, slight HinaxGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,298 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Double Dare by BlackBelt reviews
Neji couldn't believe what the dobe had just said, 'What? ' He snapped. With that annoying grin the Hokage chirped, 'I said it is your mission to court Sakura Chan! ' Pure fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Saint Valentine a la Naruto by Yoru no Tsuyu reviews
After having Sasuke back, they all resumed their normal life. They began dating. All of them, except Naruto and Sasuke. And this is not acceptable! So Sakura and the other girls will start an infallible plan to get them together! SasuNaru. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,746 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Moon River by forever-waiting reviews
A coldblooded Srank criminal... An innocent and shy noble girl... Unspeakable love sparkled between them... but their difference was so great... What will happen to their love? ItaXHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Addressed To You by deranged-insanity reviews
Although cousins, Hinata's attraction for Neji is deep. Thus, she felt inferior and not worthy for him lowering her ego more. Good thing, Gaara is there to raise her hopes up and show that someone else loves her. Complete! Edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
A Purple Cherry Blossom by forever-waiting reviews
Naruto, Lee, Neji and Sakura are on a mission. What happens when Sakura goes on a mission with two guys who absolutely adore her? And what happens when she comes back to Konoha finding Sasuke waiting for her? NejiXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,174 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shattered Glass by pyrofreeze reviews
In a twist of fate, Naruto takes the hit Sasuke was supposed to bear, and Haku and Sasuke find themselves racing against the clock to save Naruto before its too late...AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
55 steps to a near death encounter Naruto style! by Flower of the Desert reviews
Like the title suggests, 55 ways to almost get killed by the Naruto Cast! Weve got the entire cast, Deidara, Gaara, Kiba, and Orochimaru so far! Will probably end when I run out of people...even dead ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006
Forever by Saki K reviews
Itachi claims that he's going to stay with Sasuke forever, but can he still keep that promise even though he's never kept one, especially if it's not up to him to choose? [Uchihacest, itasasu] R&R please. PREQUEL to Not What I Wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Christmas' Present by Yoru no Tsuyu reviews
SasuNaru Christmas ficcie. Naruto wanted to give each of his friends a gift for Christmas. But the only one's left was Sasuke's. What could he give him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Typical Love Story by EneriRenie reviews
The setting: a ninja village. The characters: a clueless boy [coughNarutocough] and a quiet girl [coughHinatacough]. And the end? Wait, there's an epilogue?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Family Reunion reviews
Hinata is bored to death at a family dinner, everyone is talking very loudly and her father is getting embarrassingly drunk, only one person seems to share her boredom. What happens when Neji reaches out? NejiHina. I don't care if you think it's gross.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Emerging reviews
Surrounded by the loss of her loved ones, Sakura has abandoned the shinobi way to seek a life of selfish vengeance, and her first target on her path of destruction is Sasuke. Oneshot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Your Skin reviews
In a world where Naruto has disappeared, and Sasuke is back with grudging acceptance, two ninja are forced to go undercover in the Akatsuki. But are they prepared to handle what they find? An adventure that obstructs the line between good and evil forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
AWESOME reviews
It's Valentine's day and Sakura hasn't gotten anything from Sasuke as usual, but Naruto hasn't gotten her anything either. A stupid fanfiction about being spurned in love and spelling the word awesome correctly. Anyone who spells it wrong in reviews dies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Staring Into Mirrors reviews
In the final battle between Sasuke and Itachi the younger brother has clearly won, so why is he hesitating? Itachi tries to reason out why he killed his clan while he bleeds to death. Oneshot. All reviews are welcome, even flames.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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