Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
Alerting Alliteration's Stupid & Annoyingly Long Profile
Before I write anything about myself I must apologize in advanced for all the spelling/grammar mistakes I'm sure to make in my profile! (I don't have spell check so I'm on my own) Also, thank you, Megamanxx for the Avatar. (I really love it).
Yes, I know my penname is lame...what could be lamer than naming yourself after a literary term and then using that literary term in your name? if anyone has any suggestions for something better PM me because I'm getting tired of staring at the ugly words that identify me as an author.
oops! I got so excited blathering on about myself that I didn't even bother to thank you for looking at my profile! Thank you it's appreciated that you find my interesting enough to want to "research" me in a creepy stalkerish way! (you never really think it is creepy until you say it out loud like: "I looked up this person's profile because I was curious..." forget it, it isn't really creepy) well anyway back to the topic of choic: ME! yay! For once people are literally asking me to talk about myself! Before I start I have one more note:
YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Ok I'm fifteen (ooooooh you know my age I'm sooooo scared...that was sarcasm you dumbass) and I'm...A GIRL! Big whoop more than half of the people on this site are female. I like writing for the most part. But I have one question for you...do you like good or junk writing? Not as easy to answer as it sounds, because you may discover that in fact you don't like good writing (believe me it happens all the time) it all depends on how you define good and junk writing (again PM me to answer my intriguing intellectual questions)
This is my personal definition:
Good writing: Any original work that is dedicated to accurate description and detailed character development. No cheep jokes or cheesy dialogue. Intense, interesting plot and usually carries heavy themes, not often light.
Junk writing: Made entirely to please the reader, fun, catchy and usually humorous. Includes mild adult themes and usually has hilarious jokes. Couples always converse with cheesy dialogue (I don't know how to spell that right, so sue me). May include lemons and intense fighting scenes.
Interesting huh? How many of you actually thought that you liked good writing? be honest...so no one...as I thought hehehehehe I am a true genius...
On that note let me talk more about ME!
I'm really very smart...but I don't apply myself often. When people first meet me (or perhaps when they first read my stories) they don't think that I'm the sharpest knife in the pile (I just made up the metaphor for fun) I'm lazy T_T nothing I can do about it...really! I'm not kidding.
One time I took a test to see which Naruto character (Naruto is the best anime of all time in case you haven't heard of it) I was most like and I got...guess who? (this is for all of you who have actually been reading my profile and not skimming around randomly until the word Naruto in bold caught your eye, YOU STUPID SKIMMERS!)
You guessed right (if you are not a skimmer or a non-Naruto-freak) SHIKAMARU!
I was so mad...(I was really mad) so I went back and changed some answers and...I got Shikamaru again! So I went back and changed more answers and this time I got...Sasuke! Not cool...really really not cool. At that point I just dismissed the test as being stupid and refused to return to that site ever again.
While we are talking about memememememe, I often use the name lalasakura (yes it is even lamer than "Alerting Alliteration" I KNOW, but it was like 12:00 at night and I wanted to make a you tube account and viola, it wasn't taken!) other names I use...theinvisibleism, which is the best name ever@!!@#!@! yes, it is referring to sexism. No, I'm not a man hater.
Ok, back on track again..
Here are some stories I'm writing/thinking about writing...some of them are already written...some are posted...
Summary: It's Valentine's day and Sakura hasn't gotten anything from Sasuke...as usual, but Naruto hasn't gotten her anything either. A stupid fanfiction about being spurned in love and spelling the word "awesome" correctly. (if anyone spells it wrong in reviews be prepared to die). But the question is who is getting rejected? Oneshot.
Status: It's complete, typed up and posted. I strongly suggest that you don't read it...unless you have an urge to raise your self-esteem as a writer. It's posted because of MistedVines and lost-in-shangrila...who I am eternally grateful to. This is just a show of how utterly and completely I am at your power of manipulation!
Summary: Poor Hinata is bored to death at a family dinner, everyone is talking outrageously loud and her father is getting embarrassingly drunk, only one other person seems to share her boredom. What happens when Neji reaches out? NejiHina. I don't care if you think it's gross.
Status: Partly done, but still having troubles with it! The story behind the idea for this fic is actually (sort of) interesting. Basically this was just something that kept me alive while I was having lunch for my grandmother's birthday (when you have to listen to your brother and cousin talk about WOW for two hours straight you'll do just about anything to keep from going insane) I just started imagining Hinata in my situation (I even started to write the first paragraph in my head) and thought about how much I wish there was someone close to my age (other than my annoying obnoxious cousin who I don't even consider a person) who would help me. I tried having imaginary conversations in my head with "Seana" (my imaginary girl cousin, since my cousin's name is Sean) but that didn't work so I thought about if maybe I had a hot cousin...and that made me think of Hinata and Neji.
Edit: The first chapter is now complete and posted. I working on the next chapter (I know it's been a long time) I hope that it turns out well. Also beta'ed by Megamanxx. Thank you :. (ahem recently I reread this story and spotted several mistakes. points finger and Mega YOUR FAULT, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!@#!@!!) O: I'm a sweet little angel.
In Your Skin:
Summary: Sasuke gets back to Konoha after killing Itachi, but Naruto has gone missing while looking for him. Now Sakura and Sasuke have to go undercover in the Akatsuki on a mission for Tsunade. But will they be prepared for what they find? Sakura's POV.
Status: The first five chapters are posted actually, I still have to write the sixth one, so any encouragement in extremely welcome. In this story I'm still very open to suggestions so if you have any TELL ME! Seriously, you have no idea how much your input affects me. One little comment that may not seem big to you, is the world to me. I'm having a lot of trouble with the sixth chapter. I feel like there is some kind of creative gap in my mind affecting me. I actually tried to write it not too long ago and came up with this sick twisted writing...(it's awful so even though it's fanfiction, no one but me will ever see it). Reallly strange stuff. For everyone who has been waiting for an update: thank you for your patience. If you wait just a little while longer, I hope to get it up soon.
Staring Into Mirrors:
Summary: In the final battle between Sasuke and Itachi Sasuke has clearly won, but why is he hesitating? Itachi tries to reason to himself why he killed his clan as he bleeds to death. Oneshot, Itachi's the main character.
Rated: T (for blood)
Status: Done and posted! You should read it...I'm really pretty bad at writing about Itachi, this fic is all thanks to lost-in-shangrila's fanfiction and review reply! I never thought I would write about Itachi...but it made me happy...it was really hard for me though. If anyone else wants me to write anything else that has Itachi in it...PM me!
That's pretty much it for stories...nothing else has inspired me...wait...for a while I wanted to write a fanfiction about Sasuke and Sakura fighting over Naruto...if you want me to write it PM me! Really, if you even have the slightest interest in me writing any of these stories or if you have a challenge or request for me I would definitely like to do it. It's always very welcome, and one more thing! If you end up reading any of my stories posted could you please review? If you don't review I have no way to improve and I'll get discouraged and stop writing...or I might keep writing, but it will deteriorate (I know I spelled that wrong) until you can't even understand what I'm trying to say because it's so bad...
Summary: Surrounded by the loss of her loved ones, Sakura has abandoned the shinobi way to seek a life of selfish vengeance, and her first target on her path of destruction is Sasuke. Oneshot. SasuSaku.
Status: This is what popped out of me when I tried to write Chapter Six of In Your Skin two years ago. I just found it stuffed in my bookcase, and thought I should write it up. It has it’-s moments, but really the thing I love the most about it, is the story that goes along with it. I brought it to school one day so I could write some more of it while my teachers were boring me to death with their lectures thinking, “What could go wrong? “ Oh was I stupid…
I ended up leaving my notebook in my English classroom, where my crazy witch of an English teacher resides. When I got home, I looked in my backpack and thought, “Shit, it’s gone, it’s gone!” I ran back to school (literally) and decided to look in all my classes. I didn’t have a last period so the rest of my school was still in the process of learning when I barged into my art teacher’s classroom and quickly stole my amazing friend to aide me in my courageous task. We came to the door of our English classroom and walked in. They were in the middle of class and my teacher looked straight at us with a crazily sweet smile on her face as her eyes glared at us menacingly.
“Have you seen a yellow notebook, I think I left it in here” I said in a rush. With her grin still plastered on her face she replied
“No, girls, I haven’t.” It was clearly a dismissal. But out of the corner of my eye I spotted it, perched precariously on the top of her bookcase.
“That’s it right there!” I said quickly. She looked even less pleased. She handed me the notebook and Emily and I went on our merry way. The only disturbing thing was the fact that it was open to a page that showed a particular tendency towards sadism. I still wonder to this day if my teacher really intended to keep my notebook for her own personal amusement.
The lesson to learn from my profile is:
PM AND REVIEW ME!
These are the only ways that I know anything at all!
Oh, one more thing...if you review my stories do you want me to review reply? I usually want to but I don't want to be annoying...I guess I'll start doing that from now on for anyone who reviews any of my stories then...if you are annoyed by it, than you can PM me and tell me that you hate my guts and you only reviewed my story out of pity yadda yadda yadda...whatever.
If you just think I'd be amusing to e-mail PM me your email address...I'm always welcome to new people to e-mail!
Well that's it...basically...oh wait...for those of you who skimmed all the way through this you can read the synopsis (fancy summary term that I spelled wrong probably) of my profile!
PROFILE SUMMARY FOR SKIMMERS:
I'm a 16 year old girl. I like feedback, flames, and Naruto. If you have an story idea you want me to write, or a better penname for me, PM me. If you were to compare me to a Naruto character accurately you'd probably get Shikamaru (I know I'm a sad sad person)...I like to read...if you want a reading list PM me too.
Thanks! I'm proud of you if you read all the way through that gunk! You are a strong resilient soul for sticking with me...so do you want to read any of my stories now? (hint hint)
(sniff, are you sure you don't have any suggestions for a better name? I'm dying here!)
WAIT! I almost forgot, I am perfectly open to being a beta for anyone's stories, despite my not so good spelling on my profile I really do have good editing skills! PM me if your looking.
NOTE: I am really sorry I haven't been active for quite a while. Right now I'm getting my shit together (excuse my French) so hopefully I will have some updates for you soon. My most profound apologies to anyone I have disappointed: both fans, friends and writers. Right now I'm looking through my alerts and trying to get up to date on everyone's updating so I can review their stories. I just finished reading all the Naruto manga. (finally, I'm up to date again). Since I'm up to date, I feel more comfortable going on with my stories. Any kind of support is greatly welcome. I thank everyone who has reviewed or PMed me, even if I didn't reply, understand that your support has given me the strength to move forward.
My love to all of you.
Well that's it...really it for real!