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Joined 01-26-07, id: 1207397, Profile Updated: 10-25-10
Author has written 13 stories for Pikmin, Calvin & Hobbes, Gears of War, and 9.

Sey Hellawh!

Hello all, and welcome to my personal profile! It isn't much in comparison to some others, but it's all I've got and any harsh criticism you have to say about it would probably be ignored.

NEW UPDATE

TEH UPDATEZ - 9:45 PM, Monday, October 25, 2010 -- please note my profile bio is due for a MASSIVE editting. It will be unrecognizable afterwards; almost everything will be gone and replaced with barebones, and maybe some awesome stuff. Also, please go and check out 'Necromanteion: The Fall of Ephyra' my Gears of War fanfiction with a carefully chosen name and a lot of plot.

FUN FACT 2: after I updated Tales of the Extreme back in September, I have ceased to get hits for the story at all. Can you say fail? XD Anyway, I'm still working on a new chapter for it, and I'll post it, but it's just for me and a few friends.

Updated - 5:48 PM, Monday, September 13, 2010 -- So I finally updated TALES OF THE EXTREME. This is an event worthy of celebration. I'm almost out of High School now, and I started Tales of the Extreme waaaay back in February of my 8th Grade year.

FUN FACT: Tales of the Extreme actually only updated for about a year before sitting dormant for almost THREE years. And yet it still garnered hits from all over the world nearly every day. What were people Google searching to find it???

Updated - 11:20 AM, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 -- Well people, I turned 16 on the 6th of this month but haven't been on here in a while. I blame the Swine Flu. Yes, I have the SWINE FLU. Was horrible, atrocious, and might have killed me if I had had asthma. Luckily I'm the only one in the family who doesn't have asthma. Which sadly means I'll recover first and have to keep the others in the family alive... In other news, no way to break the titanium writer's block that crushes my keyboard. Blargh.

Updated - 9:32 PM, Saturday, July 4, 2009 -- awright, awright!! You've finally convinced me. After more than a year's hiatus, Tales of the Extreme is being updated. Don't expect the quality to be mindblowing. Just expect whatever you got out of Chapter 6. And it probably won't be this month, because if you saw everything I was doing in July you'd have a heart attack for me.

Updated - 12:45 PM, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 -- I am starting work on my first novel. That's right... Not fanfiction... NOVEL. Bask in the glory, my fellow plebian teens. Bask, I say.
And fetch me some chips while you're at it. :p

Updated - 6:49 PM, Thursday, April 31, 2008 -- I now have an account on Fictionpress.com! Look for my stories, coming soon (and this time, original!). The account shares this account's name, so it shouldn't be too hard to find... when it finally lets me post!

Updated - 8:32 PM, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 -- REDWAAAAALLL! The Movie! FREAKIN' OH YAH! ...Sorry about that. I've been reading the Redwall series of books for years now, and I just recently learned that REDWALL: THE MOVIE is scheduled for release in JULY 2011!! Ok, maybe that's a long time... but definitely worth the wait. I've always known they would go with this particular style... And CGI takes a long time to make. Look for it on the Redwall Wiki News Page!

I am currently working on FOUR different stories, all of which will most likely take several years to finish (not counting Pikmin: Tales of the Extreme, which may very well last until I am old and grey). While the going is tough and I constantly suffer from writer's block, along with a physical affliction called homework, I will dutifully try my best to complete them before moving on to other works. In fact, I'm working on a chapter for each story right now! They'll be posted by (hopefully) by the year 2385.

Teh Qwaoutes!

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -- Albert Einstein (he failed in school because it was "too slow"... and worked out his Theory of Relativity years later while he worked in a Patent Office. Coincidence? ...Nah)

"You shoved a firework up a cat's ass? HAHAHAHAHAHA!" -- D.J. Prulhiere

"Sometimes I just want to kill myself. Then I look at men like David Carradine, and I almost can't stop myself!" -- myself (narcissistic, of course)

"If it's sent by ship then it's cargo, if it's sent by road it's a shipment." -- Dave Allen

"Choose your companions carefully--you may have to eat them." -- W.C. Sellar

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know." -- Groucho Marx

"See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron: my God, perhaps I am." -- R. Fairchild

"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door, of course." -- George Bernard Shaw

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad." -- Salvador Dali

"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon." -- Henry Youngman

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying." -- Ed Furgol

"Canada; the great American hat." -- unknown

"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national dept." -- Herbert Hoover

"Don't tell my mother I work in an advertisting agency. She thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse." -- Jacques Seguela

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up." -- Dean Martin

"I used to do drugs. I got so wrecked last night, I waited for the stop sign to change--and it did." -- Steve Krabitz

"Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary." -- Oscar Wilde

"The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. Therefore, eat cement." -- Isaac Asimov

"Death is not the end. There still remains the litigation over the estate." -- Ambrose Bierce

"The Scottish verdict 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again.'" -- Winifred Duke

"An editor should have a pimp for an older brother so he can have someone to look up to." -- Gene Fowler

"Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." -- Samuel Johnson

"Originality is just undetected plagiarism." -- W.R. Inge

"Tell them I said something." -- Pancho Villa (last words)

"A smartass... isn't." -- Great Thumbs of Wisdom

"Why are purple pikmin so fat if their only natural advantage is being thrown?" -- killer raptor / Deadly Raptor

"Squidge just wanna know... where's the love?" -- Squidge the Bogey, (Tales of the Questor)

"According to your logic I could be an Acorn. That said, I don't see much logic in your logic." -- Epedemical

"Fact: in a recent survey, surveyers found that 89 of Americans do not participate in surveys." -- Great Thumbs of Wisdom

"I just want to say, the term 'working on a new chapter' is a very... loose term." -- Great Thumbs of Wisdom (huzzary!)

"Pwn them, mock them, destroy them, but do not hate them, for without n00bs, we would not be l33t" -- Pur3 MaYheM

"Do not compromise, even in the face of Armaggedon" -- Rorshaq (Watchmen)

"We are looking into a ditch and seeing a well" -- major_freddy aka Wisdom Thumbs

"We are looking into a ditch and seeing DOCTOR ZOIDBERG" -- kyprioth

Now, a little bit about myself: several of these things exist only for comedic effect and your personal entertainment.

AGE: 16

PROFESSION: Novice Sniper, fledging artist, wannabe-writer

SKILL LEVEL: relatively decent

FAVORITE GAME: Halo: REACH

CURRENTLY WATCHING: you.

CURRENTLY PLAYING: teh Haloz lulz

CURRENTLY READING: Gears of War: Anvil Gate, The Shattered

HOBBIES: drawing, reading, writing, researching war tactics, playing video games, sleeping, crashing father's tractors. Typical modern day farm-boy stuff.

Now, on to my four stories and my countless story ideas:

CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

(Untitled)

A novel. Not fanfiction. It's at the top of the list so you'll know why I'm not updating. It may be published in 2010 (EDIT: 2012 if I'm lucky and type really fast. I've got a title but I'm not telling you what it is, because I don't want it stolen... as well as the awesome idea. Which is awesome.

Pikmin: the South

The very unoriginal tale of Celltic, a character I created for Ferahgo the Assassin's Pikmin: -- series. Whole story has received a MAJOR overhaul and is currently up to Chapter 4. Go and review it!

Pikmin, Tales of the Extreme

A huge repetoire of countless parodies, short stories, wacky characters, a slightly overarching storyline, and so much more. This fic will eventually come to an end, though when that will be I cannot truthfully say. I already have the ending in mind. It will be hilarious, parodying and referencing everything from Lord of the Rings to Halo 3, and more! UPDATE 3/3/08: as you probably all know, the newest chapter of Tales of the Extreme has been up for some time. Read it! CH. 9 to hit sometime this year (2009, babeh!). (EDIT: 2010 babeh!)

The Ubiquous Gearhead

A very violent Gears of War story that has been rated M. Other than that, standard fare. Except for... (spoiler)... the main character is a college student from Earth who's sudden and unexpected brain anuerysm has kicked his subconscious into a video game. Or is he really a Stranded with amnesia who is desperately searching for his brother? Could he be both? Or is this really just the most fucked up dream since that time in high school when the Seniors doped him up on pot? The main point of the story is to study what it's really like to live on the planet Sera when monsters from the underground are crawling up your ass with guns the size of bazookas. And also, what it's really like to be a Gear... and, of course, what it really means to chainsaw somebody with a gun attachment. The most Unreal (pun most very intended, yes yes) fanfic since that Mary Sue story you wrote and thought was good.

Calvin and Hobbes: Slipstream (eh? not really. it's just on the list for some reason.)

Your standard C&H fic where our loveable duo wreck a car, shatter the timestream, and get themselves tangled up in a global war set in an alternate dimension. May have a sequel or spin-off. Currently on hold for personal reasons.

STORY IDEAS FOR THE FUTURE:

Vestiges of Redwall (working title)

From the east comes the terrible warlord Terrok Blacktail, backed by one of the largest vermin hordes in Redwall's history. At the same time, a host of vengeful corsairs arrives on the shores of Salamandastron, cutting off the only chance of reinforcements Redwall might have. Can the Abbeydwellers hold off Blacktail long enough for the Long Patrol to arrive to their defense? Can the Long Patrol reach them at all? Will the Abbey finally be taken? Find out!... quite some time from now. Possibly years, who knows.

White Shadows

Adam Bowre was never a particularly strong or healthy child, but he more than made up with it with his honesty and devotion to what he saw to be good and right. Then, on his sixteenth birthday he found himself kidnapped by an age-old secret society of modern knights, targeted for death by a dying order of assassins, and that his brain held the greatest secret ever known to man: the knowledge of the Last Treasure of Eden. An alternate version of the Assassin's Creed story, exploring the young Adam and his ancestors, the legendary White Shadows: Hashashshin.

The Tiger Strikes Again

A deeper look at the multi-faceted brain child of the brilliant Bill Watterson. The contrast of banal reality and a child's fantasy is finally put under the microscope. Mostly just a Crack and Drabble story, but I plan on making it as good as I possibly can.

I Am Spider-Man

In a steadily degrading world, where heroes are all but praised, one young man is granted the power to affect thousands of lives. The only question is... what will he use it for? With great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility comes enemies of every shape and form, ready to destroy others in their own personal attempt at power. But is it really power, or a curse... These are the questions that plague Peter Parker, the Spider-Man.

In the Footsteps of a Giant

The tale of a purple Pikmin's life in the same vein as the somewhat legendary fic, Through Red Eyes. Somewhat of a Drama, mostly your standard fare. :P

The Scourge

A tale of the Toadmin Plague, set in the Pikmin universe (again). I need to stop all this pikmin nonsense. Mostly Action and Adventure, General, Drama, etc. I've got a general plot in mind, but it'll take some more work. This is poised to become one of, if not the, greatest pikmin fanfiction of all time, a literal epic of massive proportions filled with thousands of years of history, lore and foreign culture, and the ultimate struggle... the unattainable goal of survival! I've decided to equip the pikmin with their own language, and since they are very musical creatures... it's safe to assume they communicate through musical notes. Therefore, I need a musical language. But why go through the trouble of creating one myself, when there is already such a language out there? Behold, pikmin speak Sarus, language of the Yuyu of Brackenwood! Will take some years to finish.

Run Like Hell!

A battalion of Frontier troops is sent to the frontlines to punch a hole in the Tundran line of forts. Set in the Battalion Wars universe. Comedy.

And to all a Gruesome Night!

An ode to Gears of War, Christmas style! Songfic, I guess they call it. Will be posted on Christmas Eve, 2008. Or possibly Christmas Eve, 2009. It depends. EDIT: posted, finally, but under a different name. See Published Stories section up above.

Wackadoodledoo

Another Calvin and Hobbes fanfic, this time a story that details one short story for each of Calvin's personalities: Calvin himself, Stupendous Man, Tracer Bullet, Spaceman Spiff, and of course one short story that deals entirely with comedy and will only be about 3-4 parts long.

I FELL FOR THIS! OMFG!

1) You only try to impress people because you want their e-mail adress.

2) Your definition of racing needs Macromedia Flash Player.

4) You only know Taijutsu from a word.

5) Bugs are those glitches on the computer.

6) You probably missed 3.

7) You scroll up.

8) You laugh at yourself.

9) You probably missed 6 too.

10) You scroll up again.

11) You laugh, again.

copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for this.

SNIPER SKILL-LEVELS / RANKS:

N00b Sniper: you have just started on sniping and only get a headshot if the target happens to be standing very still and you have a very good shot. You may sometimes, however, get a lucky headshot by no-scoping, though I wouldn't bet on it, buddy. (And no, you are NOT the "Fury")

Novice Sniper:you've decided to stop all the n00bish trash-talk and start picking up the sniper rifle to try and get some decent kills. You're getting better and are getting more headshots, but don't yet know all the ins-and-outs of being a truly efficient sniper. You've also discovered a trick or two to getting no-scope kills every now and then. I myself happen to be a Novice Sniper on Gears of War and Call of Duty 4.

Adept Sniper: congratultions to you, having reached the level of Adept. While you may not be the best sniper, you are regarded by your teammates to be both accurate and reliable when the going gets tough. You've mastered several skill-shots and luck-shots by now, and you're blowing off heads with more ease than ever. The enemy will have to be careful when playing against you now.

Expert Sniper: the honored rank of Expert Sniper is now yours. Few can ever hope to be more skilled with a sniper-rifle than you, and by that very weapon you either live or you die. You rely on your trusty sniper-rifle more than any other weapon, and the enemy will soon come to fear you. You have mastered the trick-shots, the skill-shots, the luck-shots, and almost every last trick in the book. Sniping has never been easier for you, and kills come easier than water from a faucet.

Master Sniper: you have achieved the coveted rank of Master Sniper; none is more ruthless and efficient with a sniper-rifle than you. Every last shot you make is analyzed countless times over in your brain before you can even so much as think about pulling that shoulder button. You rarely miss, even in close-quarters when all you've got is a single-bullet to your name and the enemy is coming at you with shotguns blazing. You pop up in the most unexpected of places, ripping the faces from your foes from all the way across the map... with ease. Kudos to you, for lesser players everywhere will tremble with fear when they hear your name spoken into the mic. (several people claim to be Master Snipers. That is extremely doubtful. There are only about thirteen Master Snipers in the WHOLE WORLD. I'd name names, but I fear I might leave someone out, and these people are busy enough already. And please, don't send evidence that you could "totly pwn teh sh!ty" out of me. If you're really as great as you claim, you have no need to argue with my worthless skin.)

Copied from Penny Arcade (more or less):

"How could I not be the Witcher?"

"I'm telling you, you can't 'witch' somebody. There's 'bewitched', but no 'witched.'"

"Oh really? Well, every member of my family has been a Witcher, and each one was witcher than the last."

"Ah, so technically speaking, you're not the Witcher, you're the Witchest!"

And now for something different!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGRdAB-ctU

Ferahgo the Assassin - let's just say that this guy's stories are the first fics I ever read on this site. They may not be perfect, but they succeeded in revolutionizing the Pikmin section, and that's enough for me.

Calderious - he has a... very wierd name. Plus he actually foresaw the future (as in Olimar coming to SSBB) long before it happened. That, and he said my thumbs are filled with wisdom. Joy!

Gametrekker - probably the greatest writer in the Pikmin section. Seriously though, his chapters are probably the longest I have ever seen. Plus he revolutionized first person story telling for me. And he's got a cool name. And as that weren't enough for you, he also writes KIRBY!!

Kar-Vermin - totally awesome D&D writer. He's about 40, though, but that fact is instantly forgotten the moment you read his insanely long fic, Campaign of the Three Worlds. Actually, come to think of it, his fics might have the longest chapters ever. Plus the aforementioned Three Worlds has like... 150 uber-long chapters. Something like two billion words?

V Rex - like, another great pikfic writer! Spored is waaay suspenseful, iPik is just plain gut-busting, and Devastating is like totally AWESOME!! Nice guy, too. He's helped me quite a bit on my 'fics. He's also Canadian, so be respectful and bow next time you see him.

L_CHooPACABRA - a really all around great guy. He mostly operates out of the Warhammer section, specifically with Jump Feet First Into Hell, but he's also got a juvo neat Gears of War thing going on called Stranded. Go read his stuff. If you don't, wolves will drag you into a forest and do things to you. Unspeakable things.

Insidious Harbinger - first of all, he's got a cool fic called One Must Die, which has ants! Way cool. I think he's also Calderious, but I have a bad memory and I'm not sure. ...Yup, he is. He's got some other fics and he loves Gears of War. Also has some weird fantasy where his character in some play chainsaws Gears' last boss, General RAAM.

Killer Raptor - a great friend of mine. He's got this giant brain that's apparantly constantly swirling with all kinds of crazy ideas. Oh yeah, and he also has a really neat heritage. Double points! (go read his stuff, seriously, the guy's gotta' be some sort of scientest)

PenWraith - this guy really needs to be added, so I'll do it now before I forget. Why? He's actually a good, well-balanced author who has a leg in several categories (don't know how he has so many legs, but, meh). Also, he will aparantly kill me if he does not see my name on this page. Best of luck to PenWraith, and be warned that I sleep with both eyes open now!

Dragonsandpikminrock - you're only on this list because you're awesome! Now go keep being awesome, so I don't have to write any more about you.

There's a bunch more people, but at the current time I'm terribly ill and can't go on much longer. Nobody will be left out! I just need a week or two (read: all of eternity in Thumbz Speak) to recuperate.

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Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 348,791 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
Pikmin Tales by AquaRaptor reviews
A collection of oneshots that cover various events on the Distant Planet (and occasionally the real world). Formerly titled, "Tales of the Wilderness".
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 8/7/2008
Campaign Of The Three Worlds by Kar-Vermin reviews
A D&D story in the classic style.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 217 - Words: 744,143 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 4/5/2005
Pikmin World Safari by AquaRaptor reviews
The records of a xenobiologist in training, describing his explorations of the Distant Planet and the strange life forms he encounters.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/24/2008
My Adventure with Olimar by sarsars reviews
Jason Smith, an average 14-year old boy, suddenly finds himself sucked into the game "Pikmin" and meets the famed Captain Olimar. As his adventure unfolds, Jason realizes the Pikmin planet is not how it used to be. He even has his own stalker! A snake.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,322 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Sepia Tock: Adventures of the Ponyville Clockmaker by CanvasWolfDoll reviews
This is the story of Sepia Tock, or, as he's more commonly known as, 'Doctor Whoof'. He's not a big fan of this call of fame.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Dr. Whooves - Complete
Spored by V rex reviews
FINISHED. Infected by a Puffstool and thrust into a bleak world of terrifying dangers...One Mushroom Pikmin will question the sanity of his own possessed mind as he witnesses the unrelenting horrors that make up the cost of survival.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,996 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Land of the Wraith King by Diabowserker reviews
A band of pikmin have been forced to leave their homeland by a strange threat, but in the land across the sea, an even greater peril awaits. With enemies closing from all sides, do they have what it takes to survive in the land of the Wraith King? Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009
Sacrifice & Consequence by 00Supernova reviews
Part of the Pikmin Short Story Collection. A decisive battle in the Great Pikmin War sees some deadly sacrifices made in a daring gambit, and the seeeds of terrible consequences are sown . . .
Pikmin - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Seek The Light by The Flesh of JRB reviews
One year before the events of the game, a team of Gears stuggle to make sure that Hoffman will have his bomb. OCs. Chapter 8 added! Sorry for being gone so long. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008
Un mundo no tan cruel by Uisp reviews
One-shot inspirado en la carencia de fanfic de pikmin en español xd.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
To die in their name by BlackMH reviews
The Land Council learns of the pikmins true motives. But before they could put it to use, two of their strongest members have been killed by the pikmin. Not only that, Titan Dweevil picks the worst time to take a day off. -Chapter 14: Fate of the Doomed-
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,646 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006
The Mask and the Child by Ozy the Talking Haystack reviews
My take on what caused the B.R.A.I.N to crack. Poem, based after Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven".
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The odd one out by GDeacur reviews
Olimar discovers a new, unique kind of pikmin. Hoping it would aid him in his mortal task, he pulled up more than he expected. Centered around the events of the first game.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Devastating by V rex reviews
Something has attacked the Wistful Wild...Olimar missing...Survivors: unknown...could be something we've never seen...
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 11/21/2007
The Sons of Sera: The Ruins of D'lanor by WaldoRtk7 reviews
Within the subcapital of D'lanor, 3 seperate forces collide, shaking the remaining foundations of the city. Though neither side knows, but this one battle will change the course of Sera forever, and many lives will change before the the next sun rises.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
One Must Die by Sentimental Semantics reviews
A quest for new land to colonize turns into a slaughter, and as the survivors flee they are unaware that what they have witnessed may cause events that have no known precedent... Updates halted for the purpose of editing-and-overview. I'm sorry, guys.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 86,031 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007
A Moment of Marcus by gnarled reviews
Marcus Fenix, champion of the COG, hater/killer/mutilator of the Locust. He and Dominic Santiago have had some times. But does anyone ever wonder what runs through the mind of a certain Sergeant while he's exploding Locust heads? T for gore, Marcus/Anya.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Marcus F., Anya S. - Complete
The Twelve days of Pikmas by TokoWH reviews
Just something I came up with for Christmas. Please R&R.
Pikmin - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Old Scars by The WolvGambit reviews
Summary: Marcus recalls the memory that goes with the scar that adorns the right side of his face. *Some spoilers for “Gears of War: Aspho Fields”
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Tribute to a Delta Squad Member by Kristanci reviews
Contains major spoiler for Gears 2. After the Riftworm incident, Marcus reflects on his impressions of a Delta Squad Member. Contains your average amount of Gears swearing.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
In The Land Of Pikmin by SkippingZombie reviews
200 years after Olimar leaves the planet, a Pikmin Army is on a quest to eliminate all major enemy threats from their continent! Two unsuspecting pikmin get caught up in the war, and quickly become respected soldiers and honored friends to all. REVIEW!
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
The Assassin in the Wastebasket by SJ.Endeavor reviews
What do you get when you cross an overactive imagination with old childhood movies and new video games? Why, THIS, my good fellows! Features an eight inch tall Altair running around in a world of "giants."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Extinction by PenWraith reviews
When Olimar leaves the pikmin planet after a catastrophe occurs, the pikmin are left alone. They make their way to the Sanctuary, a legendary place of peace, with no savage pikmin tribes or monsters to avoid. Black pikmin finally encountered.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007
iPik by V rex reviews
An all new exciting product! Claim yours now!
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
On the Run by Blastwave451 reviews
A COG sniper's fight for survival. First chapter's short, sorry.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007
The Fellowship of the Calvin by LATMC reviews
Calvin and Hobbes see a movie commercial for The Fellowship of the Ring, and decides to use his box to go to Middle Earth. There, he and Hobbes will become members of the Fellowship. UPDATED!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,359 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005
Calvin and Hobbes: The Series SEASON TWO by Swing123 reviews
co written with garfieldodie. The Calvin and Hobbes TV show. Includes holiday specials, two parters, TV movies, a shocking season finale and a fun filled Bonus Chapter! SEASON TWO COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,235 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Spiderman 4 by scottishace reviews
Fleeing from the law, killer Cletus Cassidy is absorbed by the remnants of the Venom symbiote, creating the psychotic Carnage. A power worker is electrocuted while working on power lines, creating Electro. Can Spiderman defeat his greatest foes yet?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
When Life Gives You Lemons by Chfan reviews
Calvin sets up a lemonade stand. Do the words chain reaction strike terror in your heart?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007
Pikmin 3:The parody by The master of parody reviews
What the Third installment in the Pikmin series might be like. This time, the bulborbs are bringing the battle to planet Hocotate.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Through Red Eyes by GameTrekker reviews
From planting to inevitable death, a white Pikmin tells the story of its life. This is a realistic take on the entire, multifaceted world of Pikmin 2. [Now includes a bonus chapter.]
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,893 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Complete
The War of Twilight Vol III: The Amethyst Queen by Shadow of Link reviews
Completed at last! As the armies of the Kairin prepare to strike at Hyrule, Rael must unite the divided Gerudo armies under the Amethyst Throne before their final defence against the dark.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: Runaways by Sciencefictionsquirrel reviews
After watching his parents die in a driveby shooting, Calvin runs away to a gangrun town that has no adults. Full Summary inside
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007
Which Way is Where? by Swing123 reviews
Co written with garfieldodie. When Calvin and Hobbes attempt to escape Dad's annual torture camping trip, they end up lost in the big city with no money or food. And as if that isn't bad enough, the lunatic human convict Rupert Chill is after them!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Lines You Won't Hear in Starship Troopers by Universal Queen reviews
Compiled for your enjoyment, the following is a list of what I strongly believe are fictional outtakes and hysterical extended scenes from the Paul Verhoeven film, Starship Troopers. CONTAINS SPOILERS! Comments and reviews welcome, as per usual.
Starship Troopers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2007
Ways to Annoy William Wallace by CelticWater reviews
What're the ways to drive the great Sir William Wallace insane? Read and find out!Meant for the movie version of William Wallace, not the actual man.
Braveheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
Sabotage by Muriel Candytuft reviews
The new dictator of Veldin declares unprovoked war on Marcadia. Ratchet is fighting in the Marcadian army, but when a resistance group on Veldin calls for help, he finds that loyalty can get complicated. DISCONTINUED; OUTDATED CANON.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
A Savior will Come To the Heart of a Bulbmin by BlackMH reviews
We've all seen it: through the eyes of red, blue, yellow, white and purple. But what about a Bulbmin? What kinds of pain and toil could a Bulbmin have gone through? Through the eyes of a Bulbmin, you will see. You will see the Savior they call Olimar. R&R
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Calvin & Hobbes: The Series SEASON ONE by Swing123 reviews
Co written with Garfieldodie. The Calvin and Hobbes television show. Twenty episodes to a season. Includes holiday specials, TV movies, and a dramatic season finale! PLEASE R&R! SEASON ONE COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,622 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
You know you are a redneck space marine if by Tormakir reviews
A Warhammer take on the old you know you're a redneck joke.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Aliens Vs The Flood by Flashryan reviews
With the invasion upon Earth stopped, the Covenant set their sights on the other rings. Now at the 7th Halo, Aliens arrive into the mix. And of course, Earth forces and the Covenant are caught betweem them. What will Master Chief do? WARNING: LONG STORY!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,500 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Sir Bedivere's Logic by Maiden of the BH reviews
For those of you who are fans of Sir Bedivere's logic on how to tell if someone is a witch, here's some of his logic behind other things.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Halo Holiday Songs by dothacker130 reviews
Famous holiday carols gone Halo! Includes timeless classics like "The Twelve Days of Halo", "Grandma Got ran Over by a Prophet", and "Yayap The Shiney-Head Grunty". Rated PG-13 for mild cursing.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004
The Porcelain Tiger by Cookirini reviews
A destiny of fear. A man with dark intentions. A conspiracy of pure evil. A world's fate on the balance. The day could be worse for Hobbes on second thought, with Calvin now involved, we know it is. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Complete
Return of Elliott Marston by strugglingauthor reviews
Sequel to Quigley Down Under and a Villain's Redemption
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
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Survive reviews
Marcus and Dom have survived two wars and the obliteration of the human race. But their survival stems from more than just luck - how do these two men stave off death in a world where the smallest mistake is often fatal? Esoteric, violent. Oneshot.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Marcus F., Dominic S. - Complete
Necromanteion: The Fall of Ephyra reviews
This is not the story of Marcus Fenix's desertion, which cost humanity Ephyra. This is the story of the men he left behind to fight that last stand, and the events of the battle preceding it. Please read "Firefight COG" first. Updates every Wednesday
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - M. Y. Kim
Pikmin, Tales of the Extreme reviews
Sometimes, you just have to bet on Duke. Or in this case... one hell of an epic crash. It's time for a COMEBACK.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,408 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/7/2007
The Copper Edge reviews
An army of mushroom pikmin advance deep into pikmin lands. Slightly civilized pikmin; some exploration of Pikmin internal anatomy and social structure. Part of a "collection" we're staging in the forums, central theme "War". Short, name change possible.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010
After 9 reviews
After the war. After the struggle against the machines. After the stitchpunks. Only he was left, 9, to view the very end of the world. And even he was only temporary. After him there was nothing.
9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/15/2009 - 9 - Complete
The Ubiquitous Gearhead reviews
A Stranded man awakens from a coma to find himself lost and bewildered. Or is he really a college student from Earth who has lost his mind? Exploring what it really means to be a Gear. Drive your chainsaw into the guts of Gears of War and hang on tight.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Pikmin: The South reviews
The origin of Celltic, "Pikmin:" series. Deep in the rainforests of the Far South, an ancient abomination stirs. In the jungles of Magnar, a war erupts that will irreversibly change the course of history. Can the green pikmin stop the Ant Hordes?
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
A Life of War reviews
This story has been rewritten. Warning: battles and slaughter await, violence and excessive language! The nation of Velosia is besieged from all sides by foes who are driven by honor, country, revenge, greed, and a mysterious sect of Hocotain worshipers.
Pikmin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007
The Cold Embrace reviews
The Gears of war know the sleep of death. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be avoided. It is inevitable. And more of them succumb to its cold embrace every day. Oneshot.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
The Cherry War reviews
In the Dim Labyrinth, a terrible war rages between the Red and Blue Leaders. Two armies strive to conquer the dark mazes and capture the cherries and marbles they find there; can #73 and his fellow Red Pikmin survive the conflict? 2-player battle mode.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas, Gears Style! reviews
A fawesome version of the old classic, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas,' now in Gears style! Published at 2:10 AM Christmas morning, 2008. Happy holidays people, and remember: you can't stop the Cole-Train!
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Into Hell We Go reviews
Chapter 3 is up! Big battle, makes no sense. Read it. Anyway. The story itself is about the Gears of Gnasher Squad shot down in enemy territory while investigating a mysterious occurance in Ephyra. Rated for intense violence and coarse language.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007
Calvin and Hobbes: Slipstream reviews
It started out as just a small incident. Nothing much. Just a game of Pirates on top of the car. Until Calvin and Hobbes got stuck in an alternate dimension... My first C&H fic! Yay! THIS STORY IS ON HOLD. Sorry if the title is already in use.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007
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