Lord Ecthelion
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Joined 01-26-07, id: 1207599
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Death Note.

Well here goes nothing or everything, well close to it...shoot probably not even the tip of the iceberg.

My roots are in the Mid-west while I'm currently in the South. I'm 21 and running with my eyes closed.


I'm an animal lover and would really like to do something with a focus in animal behaviour. It's my goal to become a veterinarian, but I just have a knack for training and working with problem animals.

I have a white mouse named Haldir (for reasons that you will soon find out...probably to your dismay). The Notorious Biggie Smalls are my three animals. A pleco affectionately called Tory (We have a love/hate relationship as in I'm terrified of the not so little sucker and he knows it! dern, catfish looking face sucking fish!). Two Red Ear Sliders (Turtles for those who aren't familiar with the RES breed) the Larger being Biggie and the Smaller being Smalls (How original). Biggie is the biggest sweetheart that you could ever meet. Her only downfall is gluttony, the turtle will mow her smaller sister over for a mere turtle pellet. Smalls...where to begin on that turtle, Ah yes, She's your friend as long as you remain 10 feet away at all times without looking at her, thinking about her, or even breathing her air. Other than that she's a good girl who'll give you love pecks all over your body (In case you're a little on the slow side, that means that Smalls will wound you beyond recognition). Oh yes, I took in a friend's RES which wasn't doing too well. A.J. that's all that you need to learn about this turtle.



I'm a huge fan of Humor, Angst, and Horror. Now you figure out how that works, because I sure as anything am still clueless. (Hint: I thought that The Lost World Jurassic Park was a comedy, so there I'm f-ed in the head! deal with it) I normally prefer reading fics that either deal with the "bad-guy" or the mis-understood one. I'll read just about anything, but the stories that always bring me back are as listed. The bold-face titles are the fics that I'm probably reading 11 times out of 10 (try doing that math) I like a lot of books and shows however many are not listed because a lot of them don't translate easily onto paper. Wrestling is interesting to watch but how many stories can you really write about the characters before they all seem to blur together? See what I mean?


Lord of the Rings(anything Tolkien e.g. The Silmarillion, Lost Tales, etc.) Vampire Chronicles(don't tell Mrs. Rice, she'd have a cow), Animorphs, Mythology and Harry Potter(Marauders andPeople of the Generation Before)


Blood Ties(a recent fascination), Angel/Buffy-verse, Hercules/Xena-verse, Stargate Sg-1/Atlantis, Star Trek Voyager, Smallville(Lex, Kal, Jason, Oliver, sometimes Clark), Supernatural, Dukes of Hazzard, Farscape and Lexx


Bleach, Death Note, Dragonball/z/gt(Piccolo, Perfect Cell, Vegeta, Frieza), Full Metal Alchemist, Get Backers, Inuyasha(Koga, Sesshoumaru), Naruto(anyone but the kids), Pokemon (ugh passed that phaze), Ouran High School Host Club, Samurai Champloo, Scryed, Sorcerer Hunters, Tenchi Muyo, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Yugioh, Yu Yu Hakusho and Zoids

I also Read Final Fantasy (advent children)(no cloud or tifa fics) and Reboot


300, Alexander, Batman, Blade, Fantastic 4, Fight Club, Jurassic Park, King Arthur, Last Samurai, Lion King, Madagascar, Matrix, Men in Black, Patriot, Pirates of the Caribbean, Superman, Underworld, Van Helsing and X-Men.

I really like stories that are funny, as in I must find them funny even if they were meant to be serious.


I have none, I write what I want and if I like it, then it's a keeper! As you can see with my likes (listed above), I don't really stick with anything, so a story that I love now can offend me later, causing me to delete it. If there is something that you plan on reading, I suggest that you leave a brief message on the review page saying "You'd better not delete this fic, you lowly _(fill in the blank, but beware that there are children amongst us)...wham! (Kicks errant child out of the way).

Lord of the Rings...

I'm a Tolkienite and if you don't recognize the pen-name(Lord Ecthelion) then please stop at this point. For those that recognize the name but can't figure out if it is the man of Gondor or the Lord of the house of the Fountain, then I commend you. It's the latter. I'm a huge fan of the books and the films. I favor fics with Boromir and Faramir out of the people that we know fairly well. Out of the people that were there for brief instances or hardly mentioned I prefer Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir, Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir Thranduil, Galadriel, Celeborn, Haldir, the sons of Feanor and the Elven Kings of old. Though I know of the personalities and abilities mentioned in elven lore, I too, am one of those to assign weird attributes to the characters. Haldir/full of himself, Erestor/snide but cunning, Twins/misfits, Thranduil/Short-tempered, over bearing. I know that they aren't like this, but I've come to love the roles established for them.

Fangirls beware... There will be no Mary Sues in Middle Earth, Legolas will NOT be a major character unless he's being tortured by orcs, Frodo is my least favorite character and I will treat him as such at every possible opportunity, Aragorn will NOT force Boromir OR Faramir to "take one for the home team", and the Elves are NOT going to forsake the undying lands for you.

If you come across a LOTR fic entitled "The Hunting Trip" by Ithilien stop right there and read it.(It's in my favorites) I don't like Arwen (Glorfindel issues) and highly dislike Eowyn (Faramir got sloppy seconds) but this fic made me give them another chance and I have yet to have seen another fic go on for that long without losing any stride in the plot. definitely check it out.

For any LOTR Humor fans out there, check out Cestari's fic which will remain timeless. It's not at all saturated with details(which is normally a must before I read it) but the slap-stick humor behind it is just wild. She uses little emoticon-like symbols which when interpreted by the reader causes a reaction that a simple word never would have created.

If the Fellowship were Professors (LOTR)

Sweetcandie is a good friend of mine, but the hag won't finish her story! Each fic will have you cracking up...until you get to the last page submitted which causes your face to either dry up like a fish in the Sahara or crack as you try and find out what exactly happened to your "happy". She is currently working on a new fic, so hopefully it'll be up soon (HINT HINT). Still go check out her work. If she gets enough requests (aka Death threats) then perhaps she'll complete it. Even if you're not a Yugioh reader, but have the most basic understanding of who the main characters are, then you'll be just fine.

Living a Little of the Farm Life (Yugioh)


RukiaRitsu...well she's worked on a fic that I've been beta-ing but kinda stopped. WTH is going on with these people!? Oh well she and sweetcandie are going to be actual characters in my fic, so let's see how it turns out.

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Belly Butter by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Bad, BAD Elladan! Aragorn. Elrond. Twins. Glorfindel. Poor, poor, Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir
The Hunting Trip by Ithilien reviews
--Complete-- Needing a break from their busy lives, our heroes travel to the wilds of Ithilien for a little relaxation, and perhaps some hunting. But there is evil in those woods, and unbeknownst to them, a grim adventure is about to occur. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 427,400 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
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Ryuk is bored reviews
Ryuk is bored and Light is too busy to keep our applehappy shinigami entertained. He tells Ryuk to go bother someone else for a while and Ryuk agrees. He couldn't possibly get into that much trouble could he?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Ryuk
Some Things Just Never Grow Old reviews
A wish sends four friends to middle earthprefellowship where they have apparently been visiting for the past few years. It's the story of how their efforts unmentioned in the trilogy contributed to the dark lord's defeat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Boromir, Faramir