If you can't be bothered to type out the ridiculous combination of letters and numbers that I use for a username, then feel free to call me Rose instead. It's not my real name, but it's my preferred pseudonym.
I only use this account for reviewing, which I do increasingly rarely. I usually lack either the motivation or the inspiration to write, and on the rare occasions I have both, what I write is almost exclusively original fiction. If you're interested, you can find my work at
Other than that, I can be politely described as 'curmudgeonly' and less politely described as 'a raving bitch'; my hobbies include over-thinking things and making small children cry. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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