My name is Erica and i'm finally 17 woot woot, being 17 can't really give me anything cept into an R rated movie and i could already do that in my town, soooooooo besides that, um...17 is kinda like being 16 without the driving restrictions...theres something 17 gives u NO DRIVING RESTRICTIONS!! happy dance I live in South Carolina, in the second oldest town. I have a fair amount of friends that I love to get into trouble with. I have yet to know what I want to do with my life but I figured that I have the rest of my life to figure that out unless I die before that happens. I'm not a morbid person, I'm pretty much a happy go lucky person and live life as it comes at me. I like to have fun, and if I get in trouble at the price of having fun then whatever.
Here are some moments that i've had with the retards that i have as friends.
Me talking to my friend Etta-Don't walk so quickly, I can only waddle so fast.
Me-You want my shirt don't you?
Me-You want my shirt.
Tarek-No I don't
Me-Yeah, you do. I saw you eyeing it while we were walking down the hall.
Tarek-I'm 6'1, 225lbs, and you think I want YOUR shirt.
Me-I don't think. I know
Tarek-Oh yes, b/c i frequently look at girls and say "she looks nice in that shirt, but it would look better on me."
Me-Its okay, we all have our secrets.
Me-What are you reading?
Abby-A Separate peace.
Me-What is a about?
(He turns to talk to abby)
David-I think gene is crazy. What do you think?
Abby-I think so too.
Me-And so totally gay. I mean with those to tight shorts of his.
Abby-Uhh Erica, what are you talking about?
David-We're not talking about Gene Simmon.
Abby-No and don't you mean Richard Simmons.
Erica-Oh Yeah. My bad continue the convo, i'm just going to go sit over there if you need me.
Jessie-What is wrong with you?
Tess-What do you mean?
Jessie-I mean everytime i look in your directionyou always seem to be doing something with your boobs.
(he turns away for a few seconds then turns back)
Jessie-See there you go again.
Tess-Well they feel like they're going to fall out.
Jessie-If they do fall out I can almost guarentee you they are not going anywhere.
Tess-How can you be so sure.
Jessie-Could it be the fact that they are attached to your body?
Tess-How do you know they're attached to my body? Huh? They could be prosthestic for all you know -pause- Do they even have prosthetic boobs?
Jessie-Dear Lord Help me.
Tess-Well, do they?
Jessie-I don't know but how about you go find out and tell em when you find out the anwser.
Sammie-Erica, hold this.
(gives erica her computer)
(couple minutes pass)
Me-Umm Sammie? your computer is vibrating and its making my boobs all tingley.
Etta-A little too much info don' t you think.
Me-Well it is. You should try it.
(Hands computer to etta)
Etta-Wow it does make them feel all tingley.
So Etta, Abby and Me are all at Abby's house for a sleepover and we're watching Why i wore lipstick to my masectomy.
Me-Really? ( starts to poke my boob) Wow they're so bouncy. Here feel
Etta pokes Erica's boob
Etta-They're like trampolines. I wonder if mine are bouncy too. ( pokes her own) yup but yours are the bounciest.
Abby-Has anyone ever told y'all that y'all have problems.
Me-come on Abby, you know you wanna feel my boobs too. -pause- I meant that in the non-gayest way possible.
Abby-Okay...How about I don't and we say I did.
Etta-Abby...Abby..this is your conscience speaking, and I am telling you to feel Erica's boobs.
Abby-I've know you guys since I was 11, you should know by now that I have never listened to my conscience.
me-Well there's no better time to start than the present.
Erica throws a cheetos at Abby-touch it.
Abby- But I don't wanna.
Me-Well to bad.
Abby-Fine (touches erica's boob) They are really bouncy.
Etta and I are at the vending machine and theres only 3 bags of cheetos left but we only think theres 2.
Etta-I will fight you for those cheetos.
Etta and I are sitting on Jessie's kitchen floor at like 7:00 in the morning after getting at most 45 minutes of sleep
Me-I hope you die a painful death that you won't feel b/c you're sitting on life support
Etta-I'm going to shank you with a jolly rancher.
Erica, Cori and I are sitting in Honors English IV and I'm on WWE.com
Erica-What does that stand for?
Erica-WWE, Wait let me guess
Erica-World Wide Eating.
Me-...Sure lets go with that.
Erica-What do they eat?
Erica-Do you know how wrong that sound
-15 minutes of none stop giggling-
Cori-Whats so funny?
Erica-World Wide Eating
Me-of Each other
-nother 10 minutes of giggling-
Cori-Yea cuz thats what they do in the locker room its why they're so shiny when they come out.
I like all kinds of music, Country, Pop, Hip Hop, Jazz, R&B, and Oldies. But my favorite is definitley Rock.
My favorite song is definitely Both Sides Of Now by Joni Mitchell (the new one not the old one)
My favorite movie is The Notebook followed closely by RENT
1. One Tree Hill
2. The O.C.
3.All My Children
4. General Hospital
5. Guiding Light
OTH: Jake and Peyton, Nathan and Haley, Brooke and Lucas, Skills and Bevin, Karen and Keith, Brooke and Peyton (friendship), Lucas and Haley (friendship)
O.C.: Ryan and Marissa, Seth and Summer.
All My Children: Kendall and Zach, Babe and JR,Greenlee and Ryan,
General Hospital: Carly and Sonny, Jason and Sam, Jason and Liz, Lucky and Liz, Nikalos and Emily, Maxie and Spinelli
Oh and by the way I'm a huge Zutara fan, I love Zutara so much to the point that I can't stand Aang. I know the show would be nothing without him but he is so annoying. I literally can't stand hearing him or even looking at him for long periods of time.
Zuko and Katara Forever !!
Lately i've been really into harry potter fanfictions. Mostly Ginny and Draco cuz well they're just really cute together. Though Blaise and Luna is awesome!! but theres not many fanfictions written for them
Lets talk about my latest interest WRESTLING
1. Randy Orton
2. Triple H
4. Matt and Jeff Hardy (I love them both equally so there's no splitting them up)
5. Dolph Ziggler
7. Chris Jericho
8. Ted Dibiase Jr.
9. Rey Mysterio
1. Mickie James (who i love to ship with randy orton)
2. Beth Pheonix
4. Gail Kim
8. Lita (even if she doesn't wrestle anymore)
9. Trish Stratus (even if she doesn't wrestle anymore)
Couples I wish would just die
Kendall and Ryan (AMC)
Taylor and Ryan (The OC)
Aang and Katara (avatar)
and many more that i can't think of right now
Worst Ideas in television/movie/book history
Leyton (Mark plz just kill Peyton so we don't have to sit through the gag inducing "romance" that is Lucas and Peyton together)
Killing Marissa (Now seriously, what gave Josh the idea that killing Marissa would bring in more rating? "Hello Josh, she's ur main character dumbass")
Letting Ryan and Kendall sleep together after they found Greenlee's body (What the hell were the writers smoking/sipping when they came up with this idea. I mean seriously who would do that "oh i just found my wife's dead body, i'll think i'll sleep with her best friend who used to be my ex" Plz shoot me now)
Wincest (... that is just so awkward on sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many levels)
Snape and Hermione (Dudes!! He's old enough to be her father, just leave it alone)
Rosalie (THAT SLUTTY SKANKY HOISH HO OF A WHORE!!...yes i do have issues)
Team Jacob/Edward (Hello!! People are we reading the same book!! TEAM EMMETT!!)
Haley and Lucas (They're like sibligs dudes and thats just gross)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems