RoyalJamboree
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Joined 01-27-07, id: 1208210, Profile Updated: 07-07-12
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello!

I'll try to introduce myself in an endearing way. My penname as of right now is RoyalJamboree.

I have many fun facts at my disposal. I can list a dozen obscure theories of the cosmos, my personal favorite being the relatively unsupported superorganism theory. Care to debate?

I also have a long list of carcinogens and dangerous chemicals in my head to determine what food is safer for consumption at a buffet. Three cheers for my anxious mind and the poison in potatoes.

Perhaps those aren't so fun, but I could tell you that purple isn't scientifically a color. It's also my favorite color. The deep purple galaxy-like, can't be caught on most cameras, UV purple of violets purple, PM me your fun facts if you care to share your knowledge!

Aside from having a mind for odd things, I love to draw, belly dance, make costumes, play my flute, and, of course, write! I know that constructive criticism on writing goes without asking on this website, but tips for my other hobbies are welcomed as well!

As for fanfiction, I adore Harry Potter above anything else, but I have soft spots in my heart for Game of Thrones, Eureka, Warehouse 13, and Hunger Games.

I ship everything well written. :)

I have challenged myself! I am proud to be a part of the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges forum.

I do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution

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A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Very Impractical Man by AnneNevilleReviews reviews
Frank Longbottom writes a letter for Neville to read at age twenty that explains the positive and negative consequences of having been a very impractical man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Frank L., Neville L. - Complete
Happy New Year by Blackrose Malfoy reviews
Just a cute little Drarry one-shot in honor of New Year's Eve. Harry makes a couple of important New Year's resolutions that change his and Draco's lives forever. HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Before the Morning Comes by slightlysmall reviews
A look into Molly and Arthur's lives together on May 2nd of various years, starting in 1968 as they get ready to graduate from Hogwarts and continuing until they are 100 years old in 2050. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Life Among Muggles by herpderp14 reviews
Draco's mission takes him to live among muggles, and he's NOT happy. Kurt and Santana aren't sure what to make of him. Meanwhile, can Sue Sylvester and Lucius Malfoy ignore the tumultuous sexual tension between them? Formerly titled "Destination: Horror".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Draco M.
impossible deadline by thelilacfield reviews
He's Percy Weasley, the deadline guy, and he's never failed to meet a deadline in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Percy W., Blaise Z. - Complete
After the Fairy Tale by LadyKatie reviews
Harry Potter's life isn't as perfect as most people think. After his marriage falls apart he goes in search of something more and just may find it... in an old enemy. But how will this new life fit with his old one? H/D SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,449 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life From A Picture by NRC reviews
They were brought together by a random meeting; thanks to their furry little friends. FIC CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alicia S., C. Warrington - Complete
A Beautiful Distraction by HeyyTyler reviews
And yet, he had still told her, every night, after they had untangled their sweaty limbs and each retreated to their corners to gather their clothing, avoiding the other's eyes, that she was nothing, meant nothing, she was merely a beautiful distraction"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
nearly, very nearly by verity candor reviews
If they ever spoke...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
When All is Said and Done by Smile Life Away reviews
Written for the Twisted Challenge. Theodore Nott thinks about the ending of the war and what it has led to. AU. Not DH Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Theodore N. - Complete
Weary Eyes by Valentina-Lestrange reviews
She has to see him, just one more time, though he would not care if he never saw her again. She just has to warn him, warn him before it's too late. Even if he doesn't listen. She has to try. Oneshot. Hints of JP/BL and JP/LP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bellatrix L., James P. - Complete
The Boy of Salt and Stone by Jemennuie reviews
Life is more than the sum of your experiences. It is the few experiences that lead to life decisions, that lead to a reshuffling of one's priorities that matter. Some of the experiences that ultimately led to Lucius Malfoy's life decisions. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,895 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Lucius M., Amycus C. - Complete
Of Fickle Emotions and Happy Changes by JacksonFrost reviews
From disgust to apprehension to ecstasy- Lily's encounters with James. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I am Scorpius Malfoy by Kirsti-Lee reviews
Written for the "Misunderstood Challenge". Scorpius Malfoy has a always had a lot to live up to, but will he ever know what it means to be a Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Scorpius M., Draco M.
Lady Lestrange by Jemennuie reviews
Bellatrix's life, from her meeting Rodolphus to her descent into insanity and her ultimate end. Two-shot. First-half: Ascent. Second-half: Descent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Der Geiger by Jemennuie reviews
A silly, ridiculous one-shot in which the Gryffindors speculate as to the origin of what looks like a hickey on Filch's neck.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Argus F. - Complete
My Death by Moaning Myrtle by Komaki Nakao reviews
Myrtle tells us about what happens after one dies. Written for XxrandomxX's "Chicken Soup for the Witch/Wizard's Soul".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Myrtle - Complete
That Night by EvylinDevilin reviews
Again I ran my hand over the scar. Doesn’t it suck how we only realize we want something once we can no longer have it? It was when she stopped wanting that I started. If only I had never woken up. But I did. That night meant everything to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Consider Your Smile Cracked by breeutiful reviews
Cho doesn't smile anymore. - Cho, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Cho C. - Complete
Blowing in the Wind by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
Hermione's birthday wishes have a way of not coming true for a long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
And He Shows Me No Smile by je suis l.m reviews
Set during HBP. DMSS slash. Draco struggles with feelings for his professor while fighting against his growing hatred for the Death Eaters, Snape being one of them. His frustration may bring forth affection or deeper hatred. Or both. Better summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,181 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Liar Liar by outwittingsquirrels reviews
Peter's thoughts as he betrays his best friends. For Kitty East's 25 Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Peter P. - Complete
Summer Session by dracosoftie reviews
Sequel to Resolutions. The new graduates learn lessons not usually offered at Hogwarts, both about relationships and how to be adults in the wizarding world. H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,789 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chance by keelhaulrose reviews
Songfic based on 'Second Chance' by Shinedown. After Nagini's attack Snape confronts his past through Lily and has to make a choice between eternity and trying again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Exactly a Masterpiece by Owl of the Night reviews
A picture. That’s what Ron got Hermione for their anniversary. And it wasn't even the one she wanted. Ron/Hermione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wartime by mustardgirl1128 reviews
For the Poetry Challenge. "When you've killed a person,/What more can you do?" The Malfoys through the war. Rated for violence. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Closure by amyniknak reviews
He hasn't seen her for years, but he's never forgotten. Is it even possible? Neville/Luna, with some Neville/Hannah and Luna/Rolf, but those are small. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Control Issues by Sleepmeister5000 reviews
Oneshot. Appalled by her appearance, Hermoine becomes consumed by the need to be beautiful. warning: eating disorder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Idiots think we're evil by Schermionie reviews
It's not easy being a Horcrux, you know. A glimpse into the life of a Horcrux! Oneshot obviously. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2006 - OC - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
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Once Upon a Summer reviews
:A collection of drabbles: 1- Gellert Grindelwald had never felt so alive. 2- Luna was a sight to behold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012
Meet Me in Versailles reviews
A friendship born of parchment and ink. A romance ignited abroad. M&MWP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Roxanne W., Verity - Complete
Bill Never Really Fit the Bill reviews
Her wants and her needs were two very different things with two very different potential outcomes. M&MWP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Fleur D., Scabior - Complete
Speechless reviews
It was, perhaps, the most important conversation they would ever share. : One-Shot : Dialogue Competition : HPFC Forum :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Fall reviews
The reason for the demise of a death eater can fall under any number of categories, but karma and justice were just pretty words for revenge and hatred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Spiritually Medicinal Effects of New Years reviews
The war left Draco Malfoy hurting and unable to heal by himself, but Astoria Greengrass always has a few tricks up her sleeves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
It Scares Everyone reviews
Who ever said love was a good thing besides too many people? :One-Shot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sight reviews
The little boy always saw more than he should. The little boy always saw what Tom Riddle didn't want anyone to see. Too bad, really...for that little boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Coffee reviews
Hermione Granger worked very hard for her department, but was she really doing what was necessary to get ahead? : One-Shot : Gender discrimination :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dearly Beloved reviews
The only type of love written about in fairy-tale's is so pure and innocent. The other variations of love, so much more twisted and odd, well, no one really wants to read about those. : One-shot :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Heartbeat reviews
Love is a dynamic, powerful force. Sometimes it might just drive you crazy. : One-shot :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Picture Me This reviews
Everyone has their secrets, some are innocent and some are twisted. As Teddy Lupin proposes, Victoire Weasley reflects on secrets of her own. : One-Shot :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Immortal reviews
The Dark Lord got what he wanted, just not in the way he expected. : One-shot :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater reviews
There's only one rule when it comes to Oliver Wood: Never mess with his quidditch playbook.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Oliver W. - Complete
Liberation reviews
After the Dark Lords Falls, his loyal Death Eaters are being rounded up. Draco Malfoy assumes that it won't be long till they find him and take him away as well. Assumptions are a funny thing. DM/AG, One Shot, HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Color Me New reviews
After an entire lifetime of being told who to be and how to act, Draco Malfoy is free. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
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