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Author has written 11 stories for X-overs, Naruto, and Death Note.

Hullo, hullo. I'm Adam.

I like crack pairings. A lot. Much love for those involving Sasuke, though~. ;D

I mostly write one shots.

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Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask L by VoiceAmongTheDead reviews
Greetings. I am L. I have decided to answer any questions you ask through the review box. So please ask away. UPDATED
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,947 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
The Dark Knight: Shadows in the Sun by cpd3 reviews
Post TDK. Bruce Wayne denies payment for his damaged car, instead pulling the newly appointed Commissioner Gordon into attending a party in his honor. Everything between the two changes as Gordon starts noticing the little things... BrucexGordon slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,586 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
The Nurse is In by WibSkelDS9 reviews
House hires a new nurse. Cuddy is not happy. Crossover with the Dark Knight. Rated for a small swear that I missed...R&R, enjoy! Part 2 now up by popular demand!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Ohanashi by Saki K reviews
A collection of short ItaSasu oneshots. [Uchihacest] Set to complete but will be updating.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Play Along by nine miles to go reviews
In a moment of vulnerability, Bruce Wayne unknowingly exposes himself. But Gordon knows that there are some things better left unsaid.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Mr Monk and the Monks by Bob Wright reviews
Monk is summoned to solve a murder at a monastery. What he finds there, however, might be too big to handle. NOW COMPLETED.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glories by Insomniac Owl reviews
He kidded himself that this was love. [OroSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken by couldn't tackle the bear reviews
Poem. Itachi's point of view on the process of breaking Sasuke. Hints of Itasasu or Uchihacest. Abuse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Happy Pill by xRachieChanx reviews
Naruto wants Sasuke to be un emoish. So he goes to the store and gets a certain pill for Sasuke to be 'happy' in many ways. Lets just say he buys extra Viagra for this poor Uchiha and makes him swallow it! See what happens to them! SasuNaru. Yaoi. Read! R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The First Time by faithfulkitty reviews
How is it that Sasuke got those eyes? Cold, unfeeling, numb. What was the special training that Orochimaru put him through? Angsty, yaoi Orosasu OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Clayman by Homeslice reviews
He knows the backs of her hands better than his own. [She is always touching him, wanting to know he is real.] FugakuMikoto, FugakuShis, FugakuIta, FugakuSasu, MikotoIta, MikotoSasu, FugakuxFugaku's Mom? [tongue kinks, implied sexual situations, incest...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Serpientes by Xenoglossy reviews
Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Illusion by NayanRoo reviews
A world of illusions greets us every day. On trial for his crimes against Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke begins a trip through his memories and how he came to this point in time. OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mind Over Matter by sherlock21b reviews
The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in XMen: United has some unusual repercussions at PrincetonPlainsboro. House and Xmen crossover.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Epidemic by NayanRoo reviews
A mysterious disease is quietly claiming lives across the country. When Neji falls ill, it's up to a disillusioned doctor and a disgraced genetecist to find a cure. Complete AU. [ItaNeji] [OroSasu] [Many other pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
637 by Hosh reviews
Yaoi. Sasuke learns after the deed is committed that he had been given a test. OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
At the Table by ho.wide.world reviews
After a mission, Iruka decides to relax at a cozy little village. Imagine his surprise when he meets up and dines with a former student. [SasuIru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Iruka U. - Complete
Counterpart by V-chan2k6 reviews
Neji's story is Sasuke's story, told from the other side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Realizations by Hosh reviews
Yaoi. OroSasu. Sasuke realizes what Orochimaru really needs his body for after a few years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Silk by kajamiku reviews
Orochimaru plays with Sasuke like a doll, in more ways than one. OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Placebo by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasu ficlet] When Sasuke can't ask for what he needs, Naruto has to try a little harder.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sanctuary by Iluxia reviews
Complete. A small collection of 10 related yet separate oneshots occurring before and up to the Uchiha Genocide. Deals with Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, their relationship as brothers &, occasionally, as something else. [ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insanity by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke has gone insane. Naruto takes care of him. [implied SasuNaru or NaruSasu, drabble, not really a dark fic. X3]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reach by Taes reviews
Falling higher, rising lower, the demonic and angelic representatives, Naruto and Sasuke, find themselves in unexpected places. AU. Yaoi. SasuNaru. Language. Demon Naruto, angel Sasuke. Switching 1st person PoV. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,548 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When the Rains Come by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
NaruSasu mpreg fan fanfic based on Imbrium Iridum's SelfReliance world. A day in the life of Sasuke and kitten. Complete with a nice family visit from Itachi and his Mangekyou Sharingan: the psychopath version of a baby shower...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,821 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Apples by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A comparison of Eve and the Snake to Sasuke and Orochimaru: They told him not to touch it, but how could he resist the temptation, a way too become more than he was? And all he had to do was take the apple from the snake… OroSasu, if you wish to see it t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
L'innocence by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[ItaSasu] Come kill me, little brother...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shades of White by otherworldviolet reviews
He lives only in shades of white, the perfect ninja Uchiha Itachi. Oneshot. One sided itasasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shiruka yo by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Unhelpfully Hopeful reviews
Naruto deems his life practically perfect, save for the fact that as long as he's with Sasuke, he'll never have a family. Just leave it to the rambunctious little blond to try and change that. NaruSasu. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfectly Pretend reviews
Sasuke loves to play pretend; all Naruto wants is for him to wake up. Only real pairing is NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Red and Blue reviews
Sasuke figures there are two Naruto's-- But he likes Red best. KyuuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
Suggestive Staring reviews
Sasuke doesn't like stares; especially the ones that later include extra "fun"... Most of the time. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Belie reviews
Sasuke feels hurt when he finds out Itachi only kept him alive for his eyes. One sided SasuIta. Drabble. Rated for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Secret Admirer reviews
Naruto hates Valentine's Day, but it only takes one card to change his mind. [SasuNaru][NaruHinaNaru][T for swear words]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yeah, I Killed Them reviews
Sasuke has acquired a Death Note? Will he go Godcrazy like Raito, or does he have other plans in mind...? [NaruSasu, SasuNaru at the End] [Character Death] [Rated Teen for Mild Swearing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Caution reviews
L has never really told the truth about why he sits how he does.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - L, Watari - Complete
Sucks To Be You reviews
Even after death, L is the most annoying person to Raito.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When I Die reviews
Sasuke wants to be cremated when he dies. [SasuNaru] I forgot to put the disclaimer in there so here it is: I don't own Naruto or its characters xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Anime Stuff reviews
Basically, this is a cross over of InuYasha, Naruto, Princess TuTu, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts, and Death Note. Rated for swearing.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007