Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Glee.
Lucy: you have been my BFF as long as I can remember. We have had ups, downs, in betweens, and laughed so hard I actually cried. And onto the next chapter together my friend!! And one day we will have jam flavoured babies and marry rich guys together forever babes
Laura: My tiny (not so much anymore) psycho. Im failing science coz of you, and I wouldnt have it any other way. 5 years seems so long. College wont be the same without you. Promise we will see all the Twilight movies together.
Kathryn: I never wrote you your story haha. I promise to make you a secondary char when I FINALLY write my book. We disagree over every little thing, but were just so stubborn. Remember me when your famous.
Love you all. Forever and ever.
THE CRAZINESS BETWEEN ME AND MA M8Z--SOZ SUM R A BIT...WEIRD LOL--
At my sleepover-all in bed talking at 3 in morning
Kathryn: Say something funny and interesting!
Me:I am a lesbian
Lucy and Kaththryn start laughing.
Lucy- ew and were in bed with you
Me- I WAS KIDDING!
Lucy- Tell me another story about me and Alex
Me-Okay...You and Alex meet and make out
Lucy-I love that story!
also before at Frankie and Bennies-
Me-I'll have cinnamon waffle crunch
Waitress- we have no waffles
I make face and gasp dramatically.
Kathryn-I want to throw a marshmellow into your mouth
Tries to throw into my mouth and gets in my eye
Me- MY EYE!
COOKING!-we were very hyper and we are very pervy when we get in cooking
Becky C.-Fancy a bum?
me- not right now after dinner
Becky C.-are those chocolate bourbons?
Me-Do you have rough bum sex with them?
Becky C.-LAURA HAS BOURBON BISCUIT SEX!
GLOBAL WORMING...VERY HAZARDOUS! worms are eating through the ozone layer, dnt ask,
Right yesterday in PE we walked in and i dont remember how it started this happened:
me: DONT CALL ME A FOOL!
Me runs after them then lads come into hall and i look like a spaz!
Inside at dinner in form:
Lucy: im like a malteaser brunette on the outside but blonde on the inside
Me: yeah but that also makes you a chocolate
In physics playing with the bulbs:
Me: we'd be alright if we had a power cut wouldn't we?
Me: with all these bulbs
Lucy: yeah but we'd have a power cut
lmao one of my worst blonde moments rotfl
In maths with ma maths buddie KATIE!!:
just been daydreaming we had been playing with calculators all day
Me: sorry i just spaced out, i was daydreaming that my calculator could give me magic maps to far away places
Katie: U mean a SAT NAV
In Japanese everything happens in Japanese lol:
Me: TOM! im a leprachaun
Tom: So am I
tom gets up and starts to do stupid leprachaun dance
Laura: he needs a hat!!
tom puts planner on his head and continues dance, then r japanese teacher walks past
Me: he's a leprachaun sensai
Me: im gonna get sensei to say she likes leprachauns!
AJ: yeah good luck with that
Me: Sensei do you like leprachauns?
Sensei: What are those?
Me: OMG U DONT KNOW WHAT LEPRACHAUNS ARE!!
Sensei: you'll have to bring in a picture next lesson
Me: their little irish things that give you good luck and live at the end of a rainbow!! GAWD!
miss is trying to get us off da comps so she shuts all the screens off with this thing on her comp
Lucy: OMG shes a WITCH!!
Me and Laura: lmao
miss was reet behind her lmao
At Lunch when I was on my own
-Pj, Ryan and Michael walk in-
Pj: Aw Becky you on your own??
Me: Yeah, im such a loner
Pj: I'll talk to you-sits next to me and sees ma phone- can I look at ur phone
Pj: Lets look at ur pics!!
Me: fine but there just of me in a pink tracksuit, which Laura keeps saying is PINK pink but its not its dark pink!!
Pj: Yeah, HAHAHAHA LOOK AT U POSING IN THE MIRROR-gets up and pretends to be me posing-
Me: whatever just dont read ma messag,especially the ones about you
Pj: WOOOO! you been textin about me becky, do you fancy THE PAT!!
Me: I was kidding
Me: HAHAHA i have the chicken-lauras rubber-
Laura: GIVE IT BACK-grabs it off me-
Me: IM GONNA EAT IT-grab her arm about to bite when bio teacher looks round-
Me: Yes miss-mouth still open about to bite-
Miss: how would that bad comments look in your planner, trying to eat laura in lesson
Class laughs hysterically
Miss- Are you stayin in ryan?
Ryan-Yeah can i stay here and w8 4 THE PAT!
Miss blank look
In Form-Discussing twilight (DUH!)
Me:You know what they should do?!
Laura: OHH WHAT?!
Me: They should make Edward gay!!
Laura starts laffing her head off high five
Laura:They so should
Me: Edward the gay vampire here to anal rape you
Starts laffin again
Laura: You should write a fanfic about it!!
Me: NO!! the twilight fans would kill me, they would track me down and burn me!!
Laura: true true, its still funny!!
Me: poor Bella...
Lol--I apologise to the twilight fans--i love twilight too just sometimes i have the weirdest thoughts!!
Laura: Did you read it??
Me: hehehe...MORPHINE!! lol
At the park--
Butch has climbed a tree...weirdo
Lucy:Will you get down, your too high
Butch: starts pretending to be a monkey
Butch: I didnt think this through very well
Me,Lucy,Laura and Kathryn: Why??
Butch: I cant get down...
Me: Can we get summat to eat now?
Kat: What and leave him?
Me: He'll probs still be there when we get back...
On msn--reet now hehe:
Lucy: the wind just blew part of the roof off
Me: intense winds, ull be fine
Lucy: i hope so
Me: if not can i have your laptop?
In Japanese--agen (mayb i should start concentrating hehe)
Ryan: So becky, do you fancy Pj??
Me: Ha no, why do you?
Ryan: shush, who do you fancy then?
Me: no one
Kat: you Ryan, isnt it obvious shes in love with you
Me: oh yeah I mean look at you, your like sex on legs, WOW!!
Ryan: well yeah..-primps hair-
Me: wow i mean your just like sex on a stick who doesnt want some of THAT!!
Ryan: I dont have a stick up my bum!
Ryan: are you taking the mick out of me?
Me: maybe just a lil bit
Japanese--end of lesson--(REALLY SHOULD CONCENTRATE!!)
Sensai (teacher): That was fast
Me: Well i am speshal and all
Sensai: Well becky, if you are so speshal maybe you should try doing some of your homework hey?
Me: i could possibly maybe try that...
Kat and Laura burst into laffter--they are so mean to me
In Form--I ws going to do the Japz one but i thought nah there too many lol
Miss: Yes Rebecca, what do you want?
Me: Could you be a sponsor on my prefect form please
Miss: of course, what should I put?
Me: The best and more beautiful student at walkden, she is a pleasure to be around
-weird looks from kat lu and laura-
Miss: Mature and modest
-lu laura and kat crack up-
Me: Whatever you think miss hehe
-she put a very mature student in the end haha-
MSN--Where the world is made of dreams and i get WAY too high on Laura--she is my speshal speshal person i love her 2 bits--but this convo is real and may offend sum ppl that r not as insane as us!!--
Me: OMG OMG OMG DIRTY CHAP!! its over phew thank god
Me: haha wanna read a bit?
Laura: shhuuuuuuuuuuush (she was writing parts of OUR story hehe il giv u links later)
Me: OMG HES GNNA GROPE HER!
Me: ill send it you if he dus
Laura: lmfao gropie gropie...
Me: HAHAHAHAH!! he did it...well she did it for him...hahahahaha
Laura: go on...send it...
Me: HE HAD 2 EXCUSE HIMSELF TO THE BATHROOM LMFAO -sends extract-
Laura: LMFAO--dirty girl
Me: lol hes gawguss and shes horny--leave them be--sends another extract--
Me: i cant stop laffin hahahahaha-another extract-
Laura: PERV WRITER PERV WRITER!!
Me: lol omg that to dirty even for me
Laura: ok shush now
Me: hurry up laura, i need to read summat less pervy
Laura: ok chiiiill
Me: OMG HE SED HE WAS GNNA COMBUST ALL OVER HER LMFAO, just w8 til 2moz wen i c u ill just start laffin
Laura: lol i'll make him masterbate in the clearing now
Me:-falls of chair-LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: omg ma rents r gnna think im crazy ive been laffin so much
Laura: u r crazy
Me:i aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam but i cant stop laffin
Laura: so am i
Me: seriouslu ive been laffin for like 5 mins non stop
Laura: thats why we rock together man !!
Me: HELL YEAH!!
Laura: im gonna go up 2 u in form and just go MASTERBATE!!
Laura: i will...you know i will
Me:lmfao stop it--i sound friggen insane laffin like this, im light headed
Laura:-sends about 2 pages of the word MASTERBATE!!
Me: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg if sum1 saw that hahahahahahahaha
Laura: oh god--send a lot of blank messages to make it go away hehe-
Me:i cnt breathe--i cn just picture you coming up to me 2moz with a huge grin on your face goin, you know what becky?
Me: 2moz is gnna b fun
Laura: I KNOW!!
the convo goes on 4 aaaages but 2 giv u more u hav 2 understand sum other of r joke--which i think is 2 much 4 u reet now lol--lucy will flip wen shes see this--OMG I HAVE TO UPDATE MY BLOG lol
oh and also--the story mentioned above (the dirty one) is actually a REALLY gurd story, i just wasnt prepared for some of the 'scenes' lol but i am also highly immature and get frazzled easily--lol but everything is very tasteful too--haha i really enjoyed it lol
AND!! mine and LAURAS story--hehehe WHICH U WILL NOW READ--tis twilight (duh) and its called The End of The Eclipse--tis bout...well u no wat u gtta go luk 2 find out
Lauras pen name is millett-with-a-pen (i think) and its on HER account, so plz giv it a luk wen u can coz u luv me and such xxx
After school--there is a lad in my media class that really annoys me and i had just come out of this class
-sees laura and lucy runs up to them--
Me: GAH he irrates me so much im gnna chop off his cock
Laura and lucy start laffin like idiot
Me: what?? it wasnt THAT funny
Laura: it was, the way you said it hahahaha, chop off his cock...niyce
Kirstie: i cant find ma pen--digs in bag and pulls out twix-
Me: thats not a pen
Kirstie: yeah i got distracted
Sir: ok Dealio
Me: omg did sir just say dealio
Katie: haha yeah
Laura: wow...how sad..
Me: hehe...i wanna make up a word
Laura: oh yeah ok!!
Me--thinks--(i know i was shocked too)
Laura: whats your fave word??
Laura: ok another one??
Laura: that cud work
Me: im guessing your is gerrard way hehe\
Laura: so combine the two and you have pish...or squickle
Me: SQUICKLE!! SOOO SQUICKLE!!
AND THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF SQUICKLE!! xxxx
In Bolton--coz were THAT cool
-we were in M&S on ze escalators and Butch bends my arm back-
Me: owowowow THAT HURTS!
Butch: yeah and what are you gonna do
Me: i'll shout rape
Me: RAPE!!-all the old ppl turn and look at me hehehe--
Butch: -lets go of my arm- omg i cant believe you did that -kat is laffin hysterically-
Me: your right, you should actually shout fire apparently coz if u shout rape, other ppl will join in but if you shout fire ppl will help
Kat and Butch give me a blank look and start laffin hysterically...was a good day...
Me: Do you mind?
Laura: Do you mind growing a cock and shoving it up my arse?!
Me: What Do you think virginity tastes like?
Lucy: Like Victory...
Laura: I WANT YOUR BABIES!!
I hate her so much, I just wanna beat her up
Me: MY SHIELD OF INNOCENCE WILL PROTECT ME
Laura fell over laughing
Me + Laura: WE ARE GIANT NINJA!!
Whilst In Town:D At Primark OF COURSE!!
Security Guard jogging after us: GIRLS! Did you pay for those drinks?
Laura: We paid for them upstairs...
Security Guard: Ok
Laura: What would he have done if we had just ran away?
Me: Dont know, but even if we had stolen them did he expect us to just admit it?
Me: WOAH! Thought I Lost my bus pass
Laura: You could always get a new one
Me: I DONT WANT SOMEONE STEALING MY IDENTITY!
Laura: Becky...its a bus pas...
Waiting For Others
Me: Wheres my red bull?!
Laura: You put it in your bag
Me: IVE BEEN BULL NAPPED!!
Me: OH! This is nice, wheres my size?
Laura: Here, your a size 14 right? -walks away-
Me: -EVILS- NO IM NOT!!
(not offensive, but I had been telling Laura for an hour that im a size 10 she wouldnt listen)
Laura: These shorts dont fit theyre too big
Me: aw lemme see, what size are they?
Laura: Size 8
Me: -Evils- Skinny bitch...walks away
Laura: So...are we paying?
Me: No we're just going to run
In Cinema a while ago...
Me 2 Laura: Do you think he has a boner yet?
-Few Days Later-
Me: Do you think he has one yet?
From Time to Time
Laura: Dammit, I left my gun at the library...
Library (Very quiet)
-flicking through catcher in the rye-
Laura: DOES THAT SAY CULLEN! -pointing to book on shelf-
Me: We must investigate...
Still at the library
-not even sure how this started-
Me: oh look at that little kid there
Laura: I want to take him home with me MWAHAHAHA
Miss: When you throw your whole self into something
Me: It hurts
My Bro: So yeah, imagine he gets run over by a horse
Me: a horse?! seriously out of everything you can get run over by, truck, car, bus...you choose to say horse?!
Me: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
At School recently
Me: I Lost my bus pass...
Laura: oh god
When ppl read our jokes and dont get them I dont think of it as...you had to be there...I just think of it as you have to be as mentally retarded as us :P!!
Everyone on fanfic is AMAZING!!
love you all