No Warehouse, no artifacts, no Endless Wonder. Just two slightly damaged women who meet in a coffeeshop and maybe fall in love. This will be my last posted story on fanfic. net.

HG/Myka for the most part, this is not a single fic, but an anthology of generally unrelated stories. Many will be short, some will be set in the show universe, many will be AUs, so please read the disclaimers. This is primarily a way to archive various fics I've posted elsewhere. Also note: I am well aware parallel lines don't meet. Its a quote.

Helena/Myka. Since there is still a lot of uncertainty about Jaime's availability for season 5, and also a great deal of fear that Bering and Wells might not get their ending. I wanted to write a Warehouse 13 scene (in this case the LAST scene) that included Myka & HG but was as true to the canon of the show universe as possible. (In other words, there is no sex. I'm sorry).

Myka/HG Femslash. Warnings: FLUFFLY slightly SMUTTY POINTLESS PLOTLESS FIC. This fandom has ruined me. Officially. I'm writing a story about kids and pregnancy and bonfires and smores and happily ever after. You've been warned

Bering and Wells AU. Loose collection of fic inspired by a gif-set by Helenastacie on tumblr. Intended as crack!fic, it became it's own Universe. Vampires, Fae & Weres abound. Myka runs the hottest night spot in New New York. Her best friend is the Boston Coven Master, Olivia Dunham. See my tumblr /tagged/vampires or Webgeekist's tumblr for the amazing art Web drew

HG/Myka Set post-Season 3 finale, this assumes an AU in which Helena does not come back. In the hunt for an artifact Myka is injured. As she slips away she is alone. Or is she?

Helen Magnus/Helena Wells Set during the time of Warehouse 12 here is yet another example of plotless character study. With smut. Inspired by a tumblr gif set, this is Magnus' perspective on her relationship with Helena. Relationship should be in air quotes.

Kathryn Janeway/Regina Mills Star Trek Voyager/ Once AU. Just a bit of fun inspired by some tumblr manips. Nothing more than a *What if Regina Mills was a Starfleet Captain* fic. No real plot, just fluff.

Myka/HG SPOILER ALERT for the season premier: This picks up at the end of the episode. Just a "missing scene" if you will. No real plot, just...fluff?

Myka/HG This was written for a fic auction. The prompt was: Myka/HG kink, with Helena as the top: Don't look too hard for a plot, I am fairly sure there isn't one. Set in the same universe as my other fic With You I am Many Things. WARNINGS: Deals with themes of D/s but is completely consensual.

Bruce Banner/Helen Magnus I came across a tumblr gif set by creepymcpaintsalot and it suggested this pairing. It was irresistible. Just a "what if they knew each other" story.

HG/Myka established relationship. Post season 3. This is for a tumblr follower who wanted Myka taking a non-pokeball Helena to Bering and Sons. Fluff, mush and lusting after books ensues.

Frankly I thought the ending of this movie sucked. And while I shipped Snow/Huntsman, it was Ravenna's character that really interested me. And really, they could have made Snow White *so* much more interesting. So this is how it should have ended in my head. Ravenna/Snow .. not really slash, not sure what to call it. Snow/Huntsman implied

Myka/HG implied. Just some angst. Myka is looking at the stars and thinking.

HG/Myka set sometime in season 2. Myka has a request Helena can't bring herself to refuse. Just a bit of fluff involving Victorian clothes

HG/Myka WARNINGS: D/s, Kink fic. There is basically no plot to this. I just got tired of people labeling fic "kinky" when they clearly had no idea what actual kink was. Consensual, established relationship, pure smut.

Myka/HG Could be considered a sequel to "An Unusual Proposal" mostly its just pure fluff. This pairing has ruined me.

Myka/H.G. This was supposed to be part of a series. Its probably a stand-alone now. Just a look at a potential first kiss, it assumes that Myka and HG were never *actually* lovers prior to season 3

Myka/H.G. Set in the same timeline as "And They Lived..." this is roughly 5-6 years after the events of the S3 finale. Myka is awake on Christmas eve, pondering the events of her life. Fluff

H.G. Wells/Myka Bering HG would be a bit of a chicken about proposing...

HG/Myka Femslash: Kink. Not a great deal of plot, mostly Helena's musings on Myka. And sex though not graphic and totally consensual

HG/Myka Another fic based on a head canon submission to the tumblr site. This one about Pete coming upon Myka and HG sparring and realizing it looks more like foreplay than fighting. How right he is. Set season 2, just a bit of fun

Myka Bering/Emily Prentiss Implied Myka/HG . What if, while still stationed in DC, Myka and Emily were lovers?

Myka/HG Angst alert. Prompted by one of the head!canon submissions on tumblr, this is a dark, tissue needing post-finale Myka fic. Don't say I didn't warn you.

HG/Myka Warnings: Kink!fic and mild blood play. There are vampire fangs involved. This story has no plot. Its an excuse to write smutty kinky fic for a picture of that time Joanne played a vamp on Dresden Files. Set during season 2 prior to Buried

Myka/HG Warehouse 13. So remember when I said "NO SEQUEL" to "A Pirate's Life"? Oops. Set after the events therein. SPOILER WARNING for the season 3 finale. This is how I deal. P.S. I love you Jack Kenny, just not right now ok?

Myka, H.G., Pirates, privateers, the Royal Navy, the Warehouse, Artifact hunting and lots and lots of swagger. I swear I tried to write a short, smutty ficlet about HG & Myka as pirates. This is the result. Oops?

SPOILER ALERT: This is my answer to Paget's last ep. This is the story of Emily and JJ during and after the events of that episode, continuing some years in the future to give them an ending. As the title says, this is the "ever after" part.

Set between seasons 2 and 3 of Castle, Kate Beckett is *not* sulking. NOTE: FEMSLASH. I don't want to hear any damn whining about "omg its *girls!" Also note, its a crossover. And no, I did not list the second show on purpose.

Cara/Kahlan TOTAL FLUFF. Another SOS fic, the prompt for which was "What's wrong with butterflies?" The answer? Nothing :

Cara/Kahlan LJ prompt was "Show me what the Mord'Sith taught you" This was *supposed* to be smut and ended up being very dark. Deals with some disturbing themes.

Cara/Kahlan Another SOS fic. Kahlan is pushed into the Con'Dar and Cara is there for her.

Cara/Kahlan, just a quiet moment between the two. Also written for the SOS campaign, I think the prompt for this was "scars or bruises, Cara being tender when Kahlan is hurt"

Cara/Denna Really this has no plot. It was written as a request for the S.O.S. campaign, and its angry!sex between Cara and Denna. Nothing even remotely resembling a plot exists here. Nada. Consider yourself warned I suppose

Cara/Kahlan Done for a LJ prompt which was "Blood is thicker than water, but love is thicker than blood"

Cara/Kahlan Set after the events of "Vengeance" this is my version of a continuation. SPOILERS. And smut. And angst.

An expansion/continuation of the episode "Desecration" - the tension, the angst! It just begged to be explored. SPOILER ALERT

A companion piece to "Unbound." Cara's pov on the events of the episode. I just had to explain how Kahlan ends up in Cara's lap

After the events of "Bound" Kahlan can't sleep. Spoiler alert! Also, mention of attempted rape.

Richard had said that the Mord Sith broke her, but he was wrong. She had never found anything that had the potential to truly break her, until now.

Just a moment. Not connected to the canon timeline. Just a "what if"

What if Alice did not drink the Jabberwocky blood immediately? What if she stayed just a little longer?

JJ/Emily: Summary: Emily gets caught with her hand in the cookie jar. Can two friends begin again, perhaps this time better than the first? This one goes out to Yellow Smurf, dedicated and awesome public servant and flister, who came up with the prompt.

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Set after an episode the title of which escapes me, but Emily walks into the snow at the end, and I couldn't let it go. Bit of a "fix it" fic since I despise the JJ/Will storyline.

Ziva/Gibbs. A direct continuation of my story "Coming Home" This picks up exactly where that story finished.

Gibbs/Ziva. Spoilers: NCIS Season finale. Warnings: Het!Fic! Yes, I wrote het!fic. But after the events of the season finale, I couldn't let the events go unexplored. What happened to Ziva after the team left?

Calleigh/Natalia Calleigh Centric story based on the episode "And They're Offed" No real spoilers. Just a little 'beyond the scenes' fic. This is a first time story.

Dana Scully/Calleigh Duquesne X Files/CSI: Miami. Implied Scully/Mulder. After the events of "I Want to Believe" Scully tries to flee the darkness...also, I slash Calleigh with EVERYONE. More of a character study than anything.

Calleigh/Natalia CSI: Miami. Femslash. Established relationship. SPOILERS: "Tipping Point" this is another 'beyond the scenes' fic. Natalia deals with the fallout of events in the episode, but she's not alone.

Cameron/Toaster Oven. Yes you read that right. This fic is the fault of a LJ challenge and someone who requested "I don't care if its Cameron/Toaster oven, I want TSSC" And so thats what I did. Cameron/Sarah implied. NOT actually crack!fic

13/Cameron FEMSLASH Implied. Rating PG. Spoilers: None really. SUmmary: Cameron is in a bar and looking to forget. Inspired by the episode of the same name. Part of a self imposed LJ Challenge.

Calleigh/Natalia CSI: Miami femslash. SPOILERS: 7x03 So How Does That Make You Kill? Just another "Beyond the Scenes" fic. Calleigh is reflecting after the case. Assumes established relationship.

Annabeth Schott/Ainsley Hayes The West Wing. A continuation of "Iambic Pentameter" and "Vertically Challenged" Ainsley is having a shitty day. Just a bit of fluff written for a friend.

Ainsley Hayes/Annabeth Schott, sequel to "Vertically Challenged" Ainsley has never been good at not talking, and the situation with Annabeth isnt helping. Warnings: Femslash

Annabeth Schott/Ainsley Hayes. Warnings: Femslash. Summary: Annabeth and Ainsley grieve. A/N: I had to do it, I just couldn't resist.

Emily/JJ...sort of. Implied JJ/Will. A birthday fic for a friend who said "Angst and coffee" JJ is thinking about what might have been.

Daniel/Vala with implied Vala/Teyla Just a bit of fun. Set during the SG1 SGA crossovers. Vala is bored while Daniel is looking for ancient clues

Elizabeth Weir/Officer Aeryn Sun SGA/Farscape crossover. FEMSLASH. Mention of Weir/Sheppard, Aeryn/Crighton. I like crossovers! Written for a prompt challenge. Aeryn/Elizabeth Prowler Maintenance

Emily/Calleigh Criminal Minds/CSI: Miami crossover. EMily's POV. SPOILERS: Criminal Minds end of Season 3. They set the episode in Miami! Come on, whats a girl supposed to do. Summary: Emily is hurting after loosing JJ, and goes looking to forget

Calleigh/Stella CSI: Miami/CSI: NY crossover. More of a smuff character study. Its always stuck me how like thier cities Cal and Stella are. And as mentioned before, I ship Cal with everybody ;p

Calleigh/Olivia Friendship CSI: Miami/SVU Crossover. SUMMARY. Calleigh is trying to outrun her memories...and runs into a nightmare. A/N: I can ship Calleigh with ANYONE ;p And have actually been challenged to do so.

Olivia Benson/Sofia Curtis CSI/SVU Crossover. FEMSLASH. Another example of my muses love of crossovers. SUMMARY. SPOILERS. What might have happened if Sara hadn't survived "Dead Doll?"

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. This is part character study, part relationship story. JJ muses on the elemental nature of her emotions for Emily and how they have changed. 4 Parts to the whole story

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Part 3 of the '3 times Emily and JJ didnt let go' series. Smuff. Smut and fluff

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Part 2 of the '3 times Emily and JJ don't let go' series.

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Part of a loose collection of three stories a '3 times Emily and JJ didnt let go' excercise.

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. After a rough case, Emily is hurt and alone...or is she. Inspired by a screencap of Paget from Huff, when her character is taking a candlelight bath. Fluff.

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Est Relationship. Pointless smut. I apparently have a thing about dressing my characters up in formal equestrian riding gear.

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. SUMMARY: We take so muich for granted....

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Est Relationship. Just a bit of holiday fluff.

Emily/JJ My first Criminal Minds fic. Just Emily's thoughts on being drawn to JJ. Character study mostly.

Sofia/Lady Heather/Sara WARNINGS: Femslash, Kink. Sequel to "Submission" I suggest reading that first or this one won't make sense. SUMMARY: Sofia's relationship with Heather is revealed, will it drive Sara away?

Sofia/Lady Heather FEMSLASH. KINK. This fic deals with themes of dominance and submission, if this bothers you...you have no sense of adventure. SUMMARY: What happens when Sofia meets Lady Heather?

Olivia/Capt. Julia Millfield. Sequel to "Awakening" FEMSLASH. Set after the events of Philadelphia and Florida. Olivia is drawn to a way she can't define, but can't deny and when Julia gets out of the hospital, Liv is waiting. What happens next?

Olivia/Capt. Julia Millfield. SPOILERS: Philadelphia and Florida. Example of me messing with people's OTP's. The chemistry between Olivia and Julia just BEGGED to be explored. SUMMARY: Liv is waiting for Julia to wake up, and isnt entirely sure why.

Calleigh/Natalia SPOILERS: 6x17 "Tunnel Vision" Natalia is shaken after the events of the ep, Calleigh comes to find her.

Calleigh/Natalia FEMSLASH. Just a bit of fluff. Rather out of characer, but hey, if your going to Special Hell, might as well enjoy the ride. This is merely a 'what would the ladies look like in gear' excercise.

Calleigh/Natalia WARNING: Femslash. SPOILERS: 6x02 Cyber-lebrity Just a little fluff inspired by the pretty visuals of our favorite ladies with bows.

Calleigh/Catherine/Lady Heather CSI, CSI: Miami crossover. WARNINGS: Femslash and Kink. This fic deals with themes of dominance and submission. Sometimes, its not the ordinary things that make you feel safe.

Lilly/Calleigh CSI: Miami Cold Case crossover. WARNING: femslash. SPOILERS. Set after the events of Cold Case 2nd ep of new season and Miami 6x15 All In Lilly thinks Calleigh may be the thing she's holding on to

Lilly/Calleigh Cold Case CSI: Miami Crossover. WARNING: Femslash. Sometimes, all it takes is another's pain to help you forget your own.

Calleigh/Lilly CSI:Miami Cold Case crossover. WARNING: Femslash. They thought they had nothing in common....mostly character study.

Wendy/Samantha CSI: CSI: Miami crossover. Also mentions Cath/Sara and Calleigh/Natalia. Just a bit of fun. Wendy and Sam meet at a forensics conference and muse on their co-workers