Kalachuchi
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Joined 01-28-07, id: 1209075, Profile Updated: 02-23-10
Author has written 14 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, and Bleach.

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Updates are (and will continue to be) sporadic. I'm not giving up on any of my stories (YET), you’ll know if I do /shifty eyes/. I… am just not sure when exactly I'll be able to write the next chapters. I work as inspiration comes though, so we’ll see. =D

And contrary to what some people think, I do not bite (unless you want me toRawr). I might not reply to every review I receive (alas, I’m one of those who do not have any regular Internet connection), but I do treasure each and every one you guys give me. Thank you for reading and I would love to hear from you.


The amazing Lillith 06 made a Portuguese version of Anino. Do check it out here.


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Water Falls by buloy reviews
1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
Disproving the Theory by sonofon reviews
They've unwittingly set out to prove that not all newlywed couples are living in eternal bliss. A series of KyouyaHaruhi one-shots. Ch 23: In which baby names suggested by Tamaki or Hikaru are forever banned from the Fujioka-Ohtori household.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Try, Try, and Try Again by Ahja Reyn reviews
Hibari is known for holding grudges, beating up both friends and foes, possible murder, and his odd attempts at trying to woo one Chrome Dokuro...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Chrome D., K. Hibari - Complete
Looking for the Perfect Nanny by kyouya-haruhi-forever reviews
Haruhi has separated from all the host club members. Yet she still keeps in touch with them no matter where they are, except Kyouya. She never thinks that she will see him again. Until he appears on her doorstep with an unexpected someone...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,579 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Flirting by sapofbks2008 reviews
Kyoya tries to take all of Haruhi's money and the others enjoy the show.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Ultimate Self Made Man by The Dream Whisperer reviews
“The first memory Hibari had was of blood splashed across a face in glass, and the slow realization that the face was his own.” An attempt to explain Hibari’s backstory.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - K. Hibari - Complete
The Little Things in Life by catharticdeficit reviews
It was Ulquiorra’s Ultimate Secret. Now three people know of it: Ulquiorra himself, Aizen, and him, Grimmjow Jaggerjacques. Crackish shonen-ai sorta. for Kalachuchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Arrogance and zinnias by pillbottle reviews
“You didn’t have to do that,” she mumbled under her breath. “All you had to do was ask,” he replied breezily. A-Z. KyouyaHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Heaven's Allegory by bmw.remixed reviews
Grimmjow always felt the most alive at night. GrimmjowxUlquiorria. Death, Gore, Sex, the usuals.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Ghost of You by kyouya-haruhi-forever reviews
Haruhi should've realized it sooner that perfect love only exists in fairytales. Yet she can't seem to let it go and move on. But as the shadows of their past begin to catch up with her, can Kyouya prove it to her that forever is never enough... for them?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
It's not always rainbows and butterflies by TaleWeaver reviews
Bits and pieces of Kyouya and Haruhi’s life together, and why they work not in chronological order . Complete for now, will change status if I ever get around to writing more.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Getting His Head Shrunk by SigmaTheta reviews
Kyouya's not crazy, but his therapist may be before this is over. KyouyaHaruhi. Written for empath eia on hc flashfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
5 Times Hibari Tried to Kill Ryohei by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ryohei is the cat that keeps coming back. Hibari deals.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Little Host by GoGothGirl reviews
Remember episode 8 when Haruhi told Kyoya he has nothing to gain by sleeping with her? Yeah, well.. forget about that.This is a story where Kyoya gave into temptations which will cause a whole lot of trouble for the both of them. KyoHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,515 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Stray by indelible reviews
Contrary to popular opinion, Kyouya is a good husband. Otherwise known as the fic wherein Haruhi goes insane. KyouHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Definition of Betrayal by Aleia15 reviews
Rangiku doesn't drink to forget, she drinks to remember. GinRangiku
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Betrayal by YL reviews
[Renji x Rukia x Ichigo] When love becomes hate, and hate is nothing more than an act of masochism, when does it all stop? ONE SHOT
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
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A KyoHaru May May reviews
KyoHaru microfic meme from tumblr.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
oh, it is love reviews
Wherein Naruto realizes he is in love with Sasuke. REPOST.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
love is reviews
By the time Kyoya realizes he has fallen for her, it is too late for him to do anything. A love story in 20 scenes. KyoHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Contract reviews
When signing a contract, always remember these two things: First rule of life: Read everything before you sign. The second rule of life: Never trust anything that was written by Ootori Kyoya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,168 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Meet The Family reviews
Ichigo learned that if you want to win a girl’s heart, you have to court her family first. Unfortunately, the Kuchiki clan is not your usual family. And like hell, they’re going to give her up to someone like him. AU, IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,828 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Identity Crisis reviews
/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto’s around, then convincing himself he’s straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow of an Angel reviews
DISCONTINUED. New Author's Notes in Chapter 6.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,724 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Untitled reviews
7 different situations wherein Kyoya was asked how much he loves Haruhi. Not in any particular time or order.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Coffee and Gangsters reviews
Money and power can’t always buy you everything. But Kyoya learned that it does still help to get what you want. KyoHaru, AU oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,416 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Debt Note reviews
Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya’s notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Mission Impossible reviews
Their mission is simple: get the needed information from one of the Leader’s contacts. Unfortunately, no one told them that their task did not involve ninjas. CRACKFIC. Naruto crossover with Ouran.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Living with Kyoya reviews
KyoyaHaruhi Living with Kyoya was not as awful as she first thought it would be. Chap9: Haruhi is pregnant and Kyoya is being... well, Kyoya. /Nov.'08 Chap 9 New Author's Notes/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Masquerade reviews
[KyoHaru] Sometimes, she thinks she fell in love with a stranger.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Anino reviews
Kyoya was used being in the shadows.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete