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Joined 01-28-07, id: 1209127, Profile Updated: 01-24-11
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

HOWDIE DOO everyone, this is a shared account whereby we (two best friends by the names of Michelle and Harriet) write our stories. Before we describe our stories, here's a little about us:

0. We don't really write fic anymore. Someday if we have a mega surge of motivation, the WIPs may be finished. Pretty much, don't hold your breath. Sorry guys.

1. We're 19, and live in Australia.

2. We have a passion (cough unhealthy obsession cough) for Harry Potter and all things associated with it. Yup, that's right we love it all - Fanfic, Fanart, Fan-anything really. We even made Sirius Black sock puppets! (that's dedication) It is abnormal for us to go a day without making Harry Potter references of some kind. A lot of the time we talk as if the characters are real people. We especially love James/Lily & Marauders era.

3. We agree than Dan Radcliffe is indeed hot, as is Tom Felton and Robert Pattinson.

4. In addition to our Harry Potter addiction, we also rather love Star Wars, though not to the same extent. This love would explain the "Darth" part in our name.

5. We share a common taste in music - that being "good". Billy Talent, I Am Ghost, Rise Against, Bullet For My Vallentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Taking Back Sunday, From First To Last, Escape The Fate, Senses Fail, Mest (the list continues) are some of our favourites.

6. Darth Spots is a bloody awesome athlete (she is super talented) and Darth Stripes is into music (she plays, sings etc and is crazy awesome).

7. We have recently become - for lack of other words - completely and hopelessly immersed in an obsessive love with the TV Show 'Supernatural'. I think it doesn't really need to be said, but Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are the sex.

8. Buffy The Vampire Slayer is brilliant. I love Joss Whedon.

9. Our friends think we're crazy, and we'd have to agree with them.

For those whom it may concern:

Michelle (Darth Stripes) has an email address: michelle_w_91@hotmail.com and Harriet (Spots) is at fezyll@hotmail.com Feel free to email us about our stories, or... whatever else you want to talk to us about.

We also have LiveJournals, though Shell doesn't look at hers, ever. I am a frequent updater though, so if you would like to chat to me, that is the most effective way. Come and friend me!



Who do we ship?

Our main ships would be Lily/James, Sirius/Remus, Oliver/Katie and Draco/Harry. (what can we say? we find slash funny)

Harriet's other fandom shippings:

Ten/Rose, J2, Dean/Sam, Jack/Ten, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Real Jack, Brian/Justin, Maxxie/Tony, Lucas/Peyton, Lucas/Nathan, plus the above shippings. Yes, i am a slash fan.


1. "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewhiskey" - Our co-authored parody of the fourth book/movie. Hopefully will be updated soon, but no promises here. (do beware, this was our first shot at fiction, so its a tad odd :D)

2. "A Blueberry Muffin And Lily" - a (damn good) fic written by Darth Spots following the relationship of Lily and James throughout the course of their seventh year at Hogwarts. (That will eventually be finished, it isn't abandoned!)

3. "Apples, Arrogance and Amour" - an (aweseomely awesomeful) LJ oneshot written by Darth Stripes concerning aliens, apples and other insanities.

4. "Dealing with a Marauder" - written by Darth Stripes... read the summary below. Chapter 10 is POSTED! Epilogue coming soon.

5. "Dreams of a Sixteen year Old" - written by Darth Stripes, Emo Lily comes out to play. Donno why I wrote it, but I did and I kind of hate it. See what you think if you're in the mood.

6. "All these things I hate" - written by Darth Spots. A bit of an emo Lily ramble, I'm thinking of re-writing the ending.

7. "Snapshots of a Life" - written by Darth Spots. A series of (hopefully amusing) scenes from James and Lily's time at Hogwarts.

8. "Lily Evans' Unhealthy Hunch" - written by Michelleeeee (Darth Stripes); Lily thinks James is cheating on her, and therefore stalks him (hey - any sane girlfriend would). Summary below.

9. "Guilt's A Funny Thing" - written by Michelle. The story about how James discovers his love for Miss Evans. Erm, it's on the short side of things, but good I hope none the less.

10. "Curse Of The Rhyming Words" - oneshot, written by Michelle. Another take on James & Lily getting together, of course. Humour-ish and fluffy. Very fluffy. But we all need a little fluff in our lives. Full and better Summary below.

11. "Significant Looks" - a Buffy: The Vampire Slayer fic, by Michelle. Spike & Xander remember a certain night, and its ... memorable events. Oneshot - Spander isn't too intense... just insinuated, mainly.

Coming Soon:

- Nothing at the moment: Slammed with uni and not doing much writing!

Erm... Title-less Garbage?

Darth Stripes (Michelle) says: Blast! I always forget that I'm Darth Stripes... I'm such a silly twat (NOT to be confused with the INCORRECT spelling "Twot"). I would also like to state that BLOCK EXAMS are not good. No, not at all. I haven't updated my fic in one month and now it's going to be incredibly hard to do so because of school. Eugh. I'm very sorry to my (very few) readers. I WILL update soon, I swear, I'm really close. Oh the woes of life - what am I to do Darth Spots?! dramatic sigh

Darth Spots (Harriet) says: Yes, i am a horrible updater too... apologies to readers on hpff and ff, coz i havent updated in around two months. exam block sucks it, because now i have a reason not to write, and now i want to. Talk about bad timing. Oh welll... Stripes, you are to use your days off in exam block (as shall i) to write fic. whoo for my brilliant plans! lets all eat muffins. (of the toasting variety, with butter and honey)

Darth Stripes: Hah, my friend you are a funny one. I updated! Huzzah. Block. Yuck. Okay. This message is boring, but I'm going to leave it here anyways.

Michelle (again... honestly I feel like I'm talking to MYSELF here): Woo. Erm. Darth Spots is currently suffering the deepest torture: a physics exam, as we speak. HA. Let's all laugh at her. I wonder if she'll ever read this...Anyways the REAL point of this message is to say that I saw this thing going around on peoples' profiles about reviewing every story they read. And hey - just thought I'd say I'll hop on that bandwagon. Lots of love to all who review! (because really, Reviews are the simplest and most effective form of love. I swear.)

Harriet: No, i shan't ever read our own damn profile page. smacks back of shell's head hello everyone! i haven't been here for so long... i have been immersed in the Supernatural fandom and i have to say, i am now addicted to J2 and wincest. t'is love. if you're bored, which i shall assume you are since your are reading our profile page, go have a look at my livejournal page, leave a comment or two.. you know, spread the love a bit. :D you know you really do want to. so im leaving now. fare thee well.

Michelle: So I'm all like... addicted to Buffy the Vamp Slayer, yeah? I blame my sister, that horrible person. And I'm also all like... where do they hide these good BtVS fics, yo'? Does anyone know? Please send any links you like to my email address (it's above...somewhere...) In other news: I updated Dealing With A Marauder, let us rejoice and celebrate. I just realised there's one slash that the HarryPottedFandom have not really gotten into yet - James/Sirius. I mean, they have slash for just about everyone, but I've not once seen a slash between these two... interesting...Erm, THE EEEENNDDD. love

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An Unexpected Alliance by minniequill reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,309 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M., Fred W.
Prince Charming by Citnamor Sselepoh reviews
Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,785 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Last Chance by slam a revolving door reviews
This is Lily Evan's last year at Hogwarts. Her last chance to follow her dreams. Her last chance to be a Hogwarts student. Her last chance to hang with her friends every day of the year. And someone else's last chance to win her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,468 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Pirates of the Great Hall by K'Treva-Kitty-Mura reviews
Sirius and James think they're funny. Some short bits on the boys acting like pirates. Not a crossover. Marked as complete because there is no real "ending". Each chapter is just a different incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Stuck With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER TEN ADDED - COMPLETE Sirius bribes Lily into becoming the victim of one of his stupid games -- before she knows it, the whole school is playing and she's stuck with James the entire twelve hours of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Casualty of Love by SuchAGoodGirl reviews
Someone has to make the first move to erase that line. A comedy of errors B & B style. Thank you to all that have read and reviewed so far. Final Chapter.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Here in This Diary by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
This is the diary of Lily Evans. 16 year old witch with a permanent stalker that just wont quit. Full of insanity, notes, and of course, the age old question: OI EVANS! GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL HEX THIS FIRST YEAR! er age old demand, rather. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
The Top Ten by chrisspiration reviews
From diaries to notes, this story will make you fall out of your seat in laughter. “Prongs, are you having hormonal problems?” “Why would Moony give you tips about Lily’s singing?” A Marauder era, LilyJames fic. SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wedding Jitters by PPVV reviews
LJ Oneshot: Every girl gets nervous before the big day. But with James there to kiss away the fears, what better way to start a wedding?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The One Where Nothing Very Interesting Happens by rayon.de.soleil reviews
Lily and her super hot friends get angry, look beautiful and then fall in lurv. Featuring the Marauders and my future husband Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Evans' Naughty Book by Squashes reviews
Chaos, covert missions, and cutting remarks follow James Potter's wondrous discovery of Evans' rather colourful novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fun with Gred and Feorge! by scowlingpixie reviews
George likes to call himself multitalented.Fred thinks his brother is an idiot.This is a story about Fred & George's first year at Hogwarts. Hilarity, Hijinks and Hairraising suspense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - George W. - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Kafuffle by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot]'Ay, don’t look at me'The painting of Shannon Howl – Famous Healer protested.'S’not my fault that yer wife was stupid e’ough to have yer as a ‘usband' Join the Marauders as they await the birth of Harry J. Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Ted and Andromeda have always thought of themselves as fairly openminded parents, so how will they react to their daughter's new romance? HBP Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kissing a Fool by Dinkee-Dino reviews
With the looming threat of Voldemort, the line between friend and foe's blurred.The new teacher's got everyone enchanted his good looks. And what happens when Lily realizes that she's been kissing a fool?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,283 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 7/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love Letters by tiggerjojo reviews
chap. five is up! A love letter, never meant to be delivered, dropped upon the snowy ground and found by the one for whom it was meant sets in motion the birth of an love bound in fate. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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The Potter Stalks Evans Chronicles reviews
James Potter thinks he’s wicked stealthy, devilishly handsome and irresistibly romantic; Lily Evans begs to differ – she thinks he’s just freakishly stalker-y. Five-parter, LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dealing with a Marauder reviews
I sighed. How did I get here again? Oh yeah, that’s right. I forgot my wand and James Potter was born." Lily makes a deal with James Potter, notorious Marauder. Will Hogwarts lose all sense of sanity? ... Probably. A LJ Fic featuring much Maruader fun..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,607 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When a lie is really The Truth reviews
Lily Evans tells a little lie, and it backfires on her big time. Now she’s pretending she’s a caterpillar in a cocoon, hiding in pillows and doing other acts of the insane nature. It's James Potter to the rescue, of course. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Annoying Things About Having A Friend In Love reviews
Sirius Black walks us through the annoying habits of a friend who could possibly be James Potter in love. Random drabble of Michelle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Significant Looks reviews
Set in Season Seven, "Beneath You" where Spike & Xander share a significant look - which, in my Buffyverse, triggers certain memories. Light insinuated Spander. oneshot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Spike, Xander H.
Curse Of The Rhyming Words reviews
Sirius convinces the Marauders to prank James by creating a potion that makes James hear rhyming words, in an attempt to cheer their Bed - er - Head boy up. Also features fairytales, pansies and much eye-rolling from our favourite Sirius Black. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guilt's A Funny Thing reviews
James Potter, aged fourteen is reflecting. There's a funny pit in his stomach and he doesn't know why. What he does know is that it's annoying him, and guilt's a funny thing.[oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Blueberry Muffin and Lily reviews
“Oh mine Lily flower, my heart hast shattered! Thou hast rippeth it into shreds with thy cruel words!” James cried melodramatically, as if mortally wounded. “Whatever Potter, get a life.” Lily replied. LJ. R&R for the sake of my sanity please :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewhiskey reviews
A parody of 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' By J.K Rowling. READ ME! please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P.
Lily Evans' Unhealthy Hunch reviews
Lily Evans never thought she'd ever be stalking James Potter, Mission Impossible style, after hours, in empty corridors. Yet here she finds herself doing just that... [OneShot] LilyJames Read & Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snapshots of a Life reviews
A series of snapshot moments out of James and Lily's lives. “My dearest red capsicum, you must warn me in the future before you attempt to kill me.” James said [R&R please]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
All These Things I Hate reviews
She's the epitome of perfection. Whats wrong with that? She wants to escape. [LJ oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dreams of a Sixteen Year Old reviews
Lily contemplates the value of her life. Deep and dark lily, is saved by James. Just read it, seirously. and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Apples, Arrogance and Amour reviews
When Lily begins feeling something for James, she fears Aliens have taken over her brain. Meanwhile, James presumes Lily has been taken over by Aliens who want to turn her away from him. My first fic, so bear with me. Rated for crude language. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete