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"We'll never be okay without her. We weren't even okay with her."

Hello husband
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HUFFLEPUFF

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Quotes:

"The way of the transgressor is hard. God made this world, but he didn't make it to suit everybody. Did he?"
-Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

Everything Chuck Palahniuk has ever said or written.

"There are worst things you can do to the people you love than kill them. No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."
-Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
-Chuck Palahniuk

"If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?"
-Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

"Maybe we have to break everything to make someting better out of ourselves."
-Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

"My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
-Chuck Palahniuk (Choke)

"I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. "
-Chuck Palahniuk

"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?"
-Chuck Palahniuk

"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.”
-Sarah Silverman

“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favour: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs and burn 'em. 'Cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years... real fuckin’ high on drugs.”
-James Maynard Keenan

"The quality which makes man want to write and be read is essentially a desire for self-exposure and masochism. Like one of those guys who has a compulsion to take his thing out and show it on the street."
-James Jones

"We do not write because we want to, we write because we have to."
-W.Somerset.Morgan

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs." - Salvador Dali

"I never knew a man could tell so many lies
He had a different story for every set of eyes
How can he remember who he's talking to?
Cause I know it ain't me, and hope it isn't you."
-Neil Young

"It seems like people get afraid of a certain music if they can't pigeonhole it to their satisfaction. Good music is good music, and that should be enough for anybody."
-Bradley Nowell

"I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things."
-Tom Waits

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Fleeting Love by Inyx Dawn reviews
Love is precious and infinite. It can touch every corner of your life until the most mundane event – the sunlight touching the edge of a gold gilded tea cup – becomes a miracle. But love can also fade. What was once a soaring feeling in your heart can now drag it down with dread. But perhaps the worst experience is fleeting love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/11/2008 - [Cedric D., Harry P.] - Complete
Seven Year Hitch by tiffanyanne3 reviews
What happens when the honeymoon is over? Marriage isn't hearts and roses all the time, nor is it always vanilla and boring. A story in however many acts, utilizing daily WitFit prompts. Situational humor. BxE AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8266 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wanted by FormerlyMe reviews
Alice -- like always is being a busy bee, and is in the process of hooking up her ex- boyfriend Jasper Whitlock and her older brother Edward Cullen. Will sparks fly?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12117 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 3,124 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let It Be Me by Beautiful Figment reviews
Edward is a lonesome outcast. Jasper wants to be the friend he so desperately needs. What will Edward want when he discovers that Jasper isn't quite human? Contribution to Japan Tsunami Relief Effort. VAMP/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Every Day, Forever by Whitlock-Masen reviews
How do you get what you want, when you aren't even aware you want it? A tale of opposites in every way - physiques, personalities, even locations - and what happens when a chance meeting brings them together. Written for Fics for Nashville. AH, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,504 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Written in Stone by TruceOver reviews
It was good luck that brought Edward to me, nothing more. Our future is unknown...nothing is written in stone. *One shot for 30 Days of Emmett*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Just Like Chocolate by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Measure of a Man by PolkaDotMama reviews
Jasper is drawn in by a small tease of skin that keeps his interest in a man he'd normally dismiss outright. Will it keep his interest long enough to get him past his personal bias? OOC, AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Jasper - Complete
The Razor's Edge by TwiBoy reviews
Pain and torment leads Edward to do something drastic. OOC/AH Rated M for dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
For The Love of Chronic by DaniWrites reviews
An A/H mini-fic where Bella meets Edward when her brother Emmett takes her on a weed run. We all know they fall in love, but these two do it with a combined love of chronic! Rated M for obvious reasons, PLUS the longest lemon I've ever written.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Three by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Carlisle and Edward have been eternity partners since Carlisle changed Edward in 1918. Is their capacity to love as limitless as the length of their days? Vamp AU, Polyamory. Carlisle/Edward/Jasper. LEFT INCOMPLETE. See author's notes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,953 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Double Date by mskathy reviews
AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Extreme Measures by Touchstone67 reviews
What would you do to get the one you love back? What if they had moved on...would you go to extreme measures to bring back into your life? Rated M for dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Merry Little Christmas by Darkira reviews
A little Christmas story for the Who's Under Your Tree-contest. Edward and Jasper have been together for a long time. This is a story about the Christmas traditions they've established over the years and what those mean to their family. AH/E&J/M/Lemony
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Coldest Story Ever Told by Makkitotosimew reviews
A girl with no heart and a boy with his heart on his sleeve. Just your classic boy-meets-girl story... but with a whole lot more heartfail. A Les Femmes Noires contest entry. *Winner of Best Cullen in the 2010 Single Shot Awards*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Of Slums and Sultans by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Jasper is a privileged high school senior. A fight between his friend and a "blue collar" student leads to a surprising discovery about someone he's lusted after for a long time. Written for the Support Stacie Auction. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Bound to Love You by angelbethy reviews
Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest Entry. Quiet Jasper falls under the spell of exciting, domineering Edward, only to have his heart broken. When Edward realizes what he's lost, can he give up control to regain his love? AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever by Cordys-Vision reviews
The secrecy of Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory's relationship is threatening to tear them apart as a couple. Can Cedric get over his insecurites in order to be with Harry or will their secrets break them up? A cute little Cedric!Lives! one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Intertwined by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forced to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Edward, The Latte Boy by DancefkrDance reviews
All Human. There's a boy who works at Starbucks, who is very inspirational...How will aspiring songwriter, Bella Swan, react when she meets the newest employee of her favorite coffee shop? Can love blossom between these strangers? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,722 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paper Hearts by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. Edward loved before Bella and he lost everything, including the boy he never knew he wanted. So he meets her, empty and cold he is afraid of letting her in. Little does he know that she is the key to his heart, and finding what he lost. ExB please rea
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,976 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8729 - Favs: 14,354 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Witch &a Vampire together, is that even possible by bloodybrill reviews
AU Bella's a witch attending the American Academy of Mythical Creatures. What happens when a new family of vampires arrives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,315 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daybreak by atypical-swan reviews
Bella Swan’s been a vampire for around a century. When the Cullen family moves to the sleepy town of Forks, WA, she finds quite a few things she never expected, including a human boy that turns her world on its side.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,154 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy Next Door by cocacola2 reviews
Jasper and Rosalie have new neighbors. Who could it be, I wonder? JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Vampire Slayers by michebabyblue reviews
Both Buffy and Angel are slayers Giles is married to Joyce and they have arrived in Sunnydale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,231 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Twilight Office Crossover by Morine123 reviews
Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? You need to watch The Office to understand. Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU
Crossover - Office & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
Poison by Twilight Zephyr reviews
The only thing about him I was really sure of was his name. That and he's a vampire. But I could never bring myself to fear him. Why? Because I'd already given him my heart... Jaspard, SLASH, FEMSLASH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,701 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Evanescence by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Some moments die, and some last forever. Slash, J/E, 30kisses
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Quiddicth Match by muggleinlove reviews
My second entry into the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Lemony Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover. Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The UGLY TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BLANKWARD by gallantcorkscrews reviews
This groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Ink Me, Baby by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Eyes by Ink Splatters 'nd Co reviews
Edward is blind and is looked after by his abusing Aunt, because his parents are in hospital. What will happen when he meets the new student Bella Swan? Rated T for mild violence. BXE. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Worshiping Kismet by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Worshiping disaster has its after effects. Edward and Carlisle were more than mere companions in their search for happiness. Slash! Don't read if you're pitted against it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
A Venerable Heart by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Sequal to Worshiping Kismet. Through Edward's rebelious stage he comes to the realization that he needs to see Carlisle again. M, Slash, Carlisle and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Boy With the Pig Face by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC Contest. Crossover with Penelope. Jasper is cursed to live with the face of a pig, but finding the person who will love him as he is will break the curse. Who will that person be? Will Jasper find his happily ever after? Lemon, E/J, OOC,A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Rhythm by Kai Kitsune reviews
Bella leaves Edward for Jacob, and Edward is left in peices. Meanwhile, Seth is ignored by Jacob and the rest of the pack. Sam and Carlisle decide they could give Seth another idol and Edward someone else to worry about. EdwardxSeth. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Seducing Doctor Cullen by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for the "For My Valentine" contest. Edward's the newest doctor at Children's Hospital in Seattle. Jasper likes him right away. Cute boy love ensues! J/E story, rated M just for safety and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Dance in December by Minisinoo reviews
15 years after the last Triwizard Tournament, another is staged at Hogwarts, complete with Yule ball. All 4 former champions are invited and asked to bring a date. Harry and Cedric bring each other. semi-AU; Cedric's alive but much from canon H/Ced
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Words of Reality by LadyJezebel reviews
Reality was simple for Jacob Black. He had a girlfriend and a happy life. But he's torn with confusion and fear when he meets Edward Cullen. He never questioned his sexuality. Until he fell in love with the new boy in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,854 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Jacob
I'm NOT Dead by DarkDefender89 reviews
Edward Cullen is also Cedric Diggory! After Bella is changed, they go to Hogwarts, and Harry Hermione and Ron are suprised that Cedric isn't dead!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/8/2008
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
In Silence's Keep by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Have you ever done something incredibly and horribly stupid that's cost you something that's very precious to you? jpex, Jaspard
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
To the End by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Guardian Angel by xedwardxxloverx reviews
Bella asks Edward if she can take a ride in Edward's Volvo...alone. What will happen when Bella gets in a deadly car accident and becomes blind? Can Edward and Bella's relationship survive when she can never see again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,864 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,074 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by Azure K Mello reviews
Angel baby-sits to pay off his debt to Joyce, his art teacher. Xander is a cute three year old, Liz is an amorous pain, and Will is an enigma. But Angel knows he shouldn't be jonesing for a 17 year old boy. Slash. Spangel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Angel, Spike - Complete
The Consequences of Fame by Silver Speed Demon reviews
Bella has been married to famous rock star Edward Cullen for a few years now. She understands the sacrifices that one makes for fame, but do those darn paparazzi have to interrupt her and Edward at such inopportune times? AH. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Their Junk by giftedwrappedkitty reviews
We've all got our junk, and my junk is... Read to find out what Edward and Jacob's addictions are. Silly Fluffy Slash. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Why couldn't I have fallen for Quil? by giftedwrappedkitty reviews
Everyday mourning banter between Edward & Jacob. Fluffy Slash Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
I Need You to Love Me by 11June11 reviews
AU/AH. Slave Edward is desperately in love with his princess, Bella. With a prompt from his brother, Emmett, he sets out to make her fall in love with him, too. But how could a princess ever love a slave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Eat the Casserol,the Filling is Gun Powder by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Edward is a piano loving, outcast, best-friend of Jacob, rebel, girl avoider, and sucks at math. Did I mention that he is the son of the most adored and feard mob boss? Did I also mention his crush over the FBI agent's daughter? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward
Sour Kisses by jato unit reviews
one shot . slash . JacobxEdward . Jacob liked many things about Edward, but there was one thing he treasured above all else.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Masterpiece by f.f. lindy reviews
Pam's mom is in town for a wedding and takes pity on Jim. The cheesiest kind of JAM fluff.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
I Love the Whole World by Cullens4everandever reviews
I was watching Discovery Channel and their I Love the Whole World commercial came on. I liked it so I made the Twilight characters sing it, with some twists! A BIT OF A *BREAKING DAWN SPOILER*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008
A Brief History of Tofu by by the factory wall reviews
A lifelong vegan, Edward Cullen finds himself trying to explain his lifestyle to a very interesting girl at his new college. 3-shot. All human, mostly fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan is a 20-year-old au pair for a widower named Carlisle Cullen. On a summer trip to Ireland, she meets Carlisle's bad seed nephew, Edward. Rated M because, well, you know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
So I've Heard by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob has finally figured something out, and Edward is presented with a new nickname. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Babysitting bella by Maya Swan reviews
Bella is forced to babysit because Charlie caught Bella doing some not so great things with Edward. How will they deal with the new kid? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
CinderBella by eclipsed heart reviews
AU: He is treated like a servant. Her life is practically perfect. Edward and Bella have two very different worlds. So what happens when their worlds collide and they fall for each other? And where's the Fairy Godmother to turn Edward into Bella's prince?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare : School Version by MrsEdwardAnthonyMasenCullen95 reviews
In an English class with all the Cullens and Bella plus others, The teacher gets called out sick. So they start a game of truth or dare. Will the CUllens secret still be a secret by the end? read and Reveiw! BxE AxJ EmxR MxJ AxB - All usual couples,
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Car Fantasies by purrbastian reviews
So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Fooling Edward by Belts reviews
It's April Fool's Day at Forks High.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Pissed and Sick by not dead yet reviews
Bella has the flu and isn't in a real happy mood. Edward is trying to help but maybe a bit too hard. Full of throwing fits and shower fights and much much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Child's Play by Lilyfish reviews
Bella forces Edward into helping out at a kindergarten. Chaos and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
La Ninnananna by MartaSwan reviews
The Lullaby AU,1shot. Bella and Edward are human, young and in love, but life is cruel, and so is illness, Bella's illness. How can love endure death? How can love survive death? But we all know, death is impossible to beat...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Dumbo by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faith and Fate by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Things can change so quickly... and turn everything on its head. JxE, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Afterwards by Ferosh reviews
This is a series of oneshots about Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory's life together after the war. It is a compainion piece to my story The Champion's. CDHP Harry is nineteen and Cedric is twentytwo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,570 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
The Champion's by Ferosh reviews
Two of the Triwizard Tournament champion's become very close. CedricHarry slash. Please review. Rating changed for safety!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,675 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
A Collection of HarryCedric Drabbles by Its Not Wrong reviews
Just as the title says, six HarryCedric drabbles written for my friend. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
About Mother's Pies by rodeo-duck reviews
In which Harry and Cedric steal away their morning breakfast and nobody seems to care. [Cedric x Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Lapdog by jato unit reviews
one shot . slash . EdwardxJacob . It's rather humorous when a two hundred something pound wolf gets the idea that it's a twenty pound lapdog. Well, that is unless you're the one being sat upon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Five Dead Girls, or Legacy by blackbeltchic reviews
Bones BTVS crossover When five teenaged girls die within two months of each other, and all are enrolled in The Council's School for Gifted Girls and are all under the supervision of one Buffy Summers, Booth can't help but be suspicious.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Just the Way You Are by apckrfan reviews
Seeley Booth is in Columbus investigating a case when he runs into a woman who claims she knows him. If she’s right, if he believes her, everything he knows is a lie. This is a BuffyBones crossover with an appearance by XFiles' Mulder & Scully for fun. I’
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Buffy S. - Complete
Idiot by cedricharry reviews
Harry and Cedric have broken up. Is there a second chance? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Miss Miasma reviews
This is the real story between Harry and Cedric. A powerfully compelling romance. Rated M for safety. P.S. Nine's my lucky number.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Hill by Marauder reviews
Harry and Cedric sit and contemplate. Harry x Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Kiss Me I'm Irish by blackbeltchic reviews
(FICLET)- Being his first year human, Angel forgets the date. But Buffy'll always be around to remind him.-St. Patrick's Day Fic-HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Buffy S., Angel