St. Fang of Boredom
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Joined 01-29-07, id: 1209403, Profile Updated: 08-03-14
Author has written 51 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Twilight, Glee, and Misc. Movies.

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23-year-old Early Childhood Education/Creative Writing double major whose love of Maximum Ride changed her life. Allegations that she has kidnapped Fang from said book series are unconfirmed and she will plead the 5th if asked.

Name: Rebecca St. Marie. You can call me Saint. Yes, I'm serious. No, that is not exactly my real name. My real last name is irrelevant.

Grade: College Student.

Location: New Hampshire. Great state. Lots of foliage.


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E-Mail: fang_not_fnick@yahoo.com


Hm.

What is this?

Saint has cleaned out her profile?

But... Why?

Maybe she's finally letting things go...

Or maybe...

Something's happening?

Guess you'll have to wait and see...

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My MAXIMUM Rebellion by TheUltimateBookNerd reviews
Recently a bunch of great stories were deleted by . Why you ask? BECAUSE THEY WERE IN CHAT FORM! Ever heard of Flock Chat by mnmdancin12? The one with over 500 reviews and 98 chapters? Fanfiction deleted it. They deleted mine too. And I'm sick of it. Any of you that are too... this is your place to rebel. More explained inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,372 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 10/30/2013
The Taming of the Shrew by ozykingofkings reviews
Ig, a new student at Padua High falls in love with Nudge. However, Nudge can't date unless her sister Max does. There's just one problem: Max hates guys. What happens when Fang is paid to take out Max? Will Fang be able to tame the shrew?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Max, Fang
Beyond Broken Words by Kisarafox reviews
Max and Fang have an argument and Fang goes to gather supplies in a nearby town to calm down. Unfortunately he's captured by the Eraser Ari and taken to a nearby facility where he undergoes another experiment that may ruin his relationship with the flock forever. Fang Mpreg, very slight hint of Iggy, boys love. Please read notes and warning before reading!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Fang
How They Fell in Love by Ellis Alpha reviews
While in the Institute, Fang and Max discover video journal entries from Fang's dad, containing how his parents met, his mom's pregancy, etc. This is their story. Rated for language... among other things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,555 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Fang
Discidium by KCameh reviews
.LV/DM. Draco dimmed his exterior so he would be underestimated by the wizards around him. Yet, when the Dark Lord penetrated his mind and violated his memories, he unwillingly became the object of the man's obsession. When the future collides with the present to deliver a warning about the side he chose, Draco reconsiders his role in history. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,114 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Draco M., Voldemort]
My Sweet Girlfriend by Dr.Lee
Iggy was a cross-dresser. A gay cross-dressing blind mutant bird kid whowas coming out to his brother(me)in the middle of the night. When Iggy shows Fang that he's not only gay, but a cross-dresser- Fang is totally cool with it (You were expecting something else weren't you?)But Iggy wants to go out, like outside and pretend Fang is his boyfriend.Specialglasses 4sight &l8ter kisses
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Fang, Iggy
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Kidnapper by Mistress Becca reviews
In this story i kidnap the kidnappers
Crossover - Misc. Books & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Fang
Middle Earth's Karaoke Corner by Jedi Ani Unduli reviews
A collection of Lord of the Rings parodies. Don't be afraid to sing these out loud when you read them! Update: Sixth one up. Yeah, we know Ke ha is a slut. Maybe there is some good that can come out of her crappy songs. Read, enjoy, and please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Gimli, Aragorn, Legolas, Eowyn
St Max of Rescue missions by Iwantwings reviews
Everyone knows how St. Fang of Boredom kidnapped Fang. But the flock has never noticed...until now! Very minor FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Max, Fang
Fang Affairs by Panda-Hiroko reviews
Fang's world is turned upside-down when he's separated from the Flock and meets the strangest duo named Prince and Ace. Fang's heart beats oddly for the two-especially Prince-as trouble with Max's mission continues. FangXOC. BAD SUM. YAOI. GREAT STORY !
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Fang
Long Live The Lord by G.W. Shoes reviews
Lord Tubbington of the Pierce Empire is at war with his persistent nemises who constantly invades HIS territory and claims HIS human.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] Lord Tubbington
Just a Dream? by divergentbirdkid reviews
This fanfic starts slow and fluffy... then it gets faster. Dream or Nightmare? Fact or Fiction? Real or Not Real? Just a Dream or Not? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Max, Fang
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Fandom, Really?: MR by HannahBananaMcKenzie reviews
The Flock is mad. Writers are on the lose messing everything up. The Flock decides to say something about it - well, write something about it. T for saftey
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Max - Complete
Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming by Kina Kalamari reviews
The flock has been trapped in an illusion for the past four years. With unlikely allies, a familiar foe, and a couple bottles of Snapple, can the flock escape from their life-long prison? AU continuation from Ch. 41 of STWAOES. Summary by StephanieZorander.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,799 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - [Fang, Max] Iggy, Marian J./The Director - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend helps Fang! by HannahBananaMcKenzie reviews
Me plus Youtube plus Watching Sassy Gay Friend plus Fang equals this! Sassy Gay Friend shows up minutes before Fang is about to leave The Flock. What happens? One-shot, R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Fang - Complete
Heaven's Heard Me Calling by FangIsFexcellent reviews
There are some things that Max doesn't like to talk about. Ever. Which makes Fang telling her everything a whole lot harder...M for mature themes and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Fang, Dylan
Forks High School Blogs by xxTash23xxx reviews
Forks has got a Blog. Read thoughts from our favourite Cullens, Bella and more. Watch Edward go head over heals for Bella on his Blog.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/11/2008
What Happens With Cookies by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
A really strange MR parody. Expect the unexpected. The result of a sugar high. Review :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max - Complete
Finding Peace by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
Fang, Max and Iggy are all fighting for one thing in life, Peace. Through the chaos and confusion that comes with living with Werewolves and Fang being related to Alice and the School at their heals they'll find the middle ground. Sequel to Finding Home.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Ghost of Me by biteoutoflife reviews
Based on Tonya Hurley's "Ghostgirl". Fang dies, and learns that "death" wasn't anything like he expected. Now he's a ghost. The problem? No one can see or hear him. To make it worse, he must communicate that he can be saved or else he'll die... for good
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Fang - Complete
Dude, Be My Wingman by flYegurl reviews
Fang was just minding his own business, chillaxing, reading a book. But then Iggy informed him that he likes someone. A lot. Seriously. And he's going with said person to the mall... and he wants Fang to be his wingman. Sort-of-sequel to 'Get Over It.'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Application To Date My Daughter by Evil Robina reviews
'Never ever mess with me again.' I said to Iggy. 'I'm sorry Fang.' Iggy replied. 'But this means WAR'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009
New Directions for The New Directions by CodeRed6606 reviews
Shortly before Never Been Kissed. AU. Kurt's world is turned upside down by the transfer of a new student. Rated T for foul language and imagery.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,336 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife by xoxoeosvugirl reviews
The Flock is living in Washington, DC when they are kidnapped by the evil Jeb and the Director. Who comes to their rescue? None other than Antoine Dodson and President Obama, of course. RUN AND TELL THAT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
For the love of Fnick! by Aleria14 reviews
The Flock know that Fang has gone, but each of them have special memories with him that cannot be forgotten. See each Flock member thinks back to a time that they had spent with Fang, and see why they miss and need him so much. Some humor.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Fang - Complete
Tentacles and Tailpipes by Catatonic Muse reviews
Oneshot. Written for the 'cruel and unusual pairings' challenge at BL:TDLMF forum. A midnight rendezvous between the Giant Squid and Mr. Weasley's Flying Car. Squid/Flying Car
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Falling Pianos by aggressively writes reviews
Based on Fangalicious08's fic, Songbird. Dave's feelings for Iggy are growing. Iggy has convinced himself those kisses were mistakes. But, will a small run in at the park change everything?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Iggy, D. Karofsky - Complete
Camera Klaine by Fangalicous08 reviews
Blaine snaps an embarrassing picture of Kurt while he's asleep. Some cute little fluff ensues. Klaine. R&R?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Comes Clean by Fangalicous08 reviews
When Kurt asks about Blaine's past he realizes he can't keep his dirty little secret from his boyfriend any longer. So, Blaine finally comes clean, and learns something new about Kurt as well. Canniblaine! R&R?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend: Canniblaine by Fangalicous08 reviews
Blaine Anderson just ate his lover and is going to grow old alone. All this could've been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. R&R?
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A.
Iggy's Journal by Fangalicous08 reviews
Iggy: I got my own journal! W00t! So, read to see what happens to me on a daily basis. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Iggy
The ByStander by Fangalicous08 reviews
Everyone's always fussing over the Flock and the other experiments, but what about that random by-stander in New York? Why doesn't he get any attention? Well, here he finally does.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Anne W. - Complete
Get Over It by flYegurl reviews
So, Max lets Fang in on a little secret: Iggy's gay. But Fang's sort of a homophobe. What's going to change his mind about his best friend? Only Iggy being ganged up on by a large group of seriously idiotic and homophobic high school boys, that's what.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Brainwashed by dfox163 reviews
Fang is captured and brainwashed. When the flock finds him, will he remember who they are? First fan fic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2007
Subway Serenade by Fangalicous08 reviews
Subway seems like a boring place to work, but is anything really boring when Saint's around? Throw in the Warbler boys and you have some creepy yet dapper entertainment! One-shot. Feel free to R&R.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Ring of Wings by Terelex reviews
Max and the Flock are transported into the book The Lord of the Rings when an experiment goes wrong... or did it? I know it sounds really wierd but hey, why not? Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,083 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Oops, I Created a Pyromaniac by FiniteSky07 reviews
It started when Iggy's trusty spatula was stolen. It all kind of went downhill from there. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Cliffs, Sunsets and Celery by aggressively writes reviews
What happens when Blaine Anderson tries to stop a mysterious emo boy from jumping off a cliff? What will Fang do when Blaine wants to sing him inspirational songs? And Iggy gave Kurt celery? WHUT? crack!fic BLAING Klaine Kurt/Celery
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Fang, Blaine A. - Complete
Letters to the Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY BRI NICHOLE***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
Things to Look For If the World is Ending by potterride reviews
The Craziest things imaginable for every mind to read if you really want to know the signs over the world going insane or ending. THIS IS A PARODY. Might update more, but that's for you to decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
Harry Potter 7: How It Should Have Ended by Itz All Good reviews
The Giant Squid was done. The environmental policies had gone down the drain, and she was still ticked about that Triwizard Lake Race, or whatever it was. And now, they were having this enormous battle next to her lake? Oh, these wizards were going daown.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
If I Asked You To, Would You Kill Me? by Irene Sharda reviews
When Fang is captured by Erasers, he finds that something inside him, once dormant, has now awakened. Hidden agendas and key players are suddenly revealed, and it's up to Max & Flock to save Fang from their enemies and possibly from himself... AU/Post-SOF
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,138 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Max
Losing Lissa by tgypwya reviews
The Red-Haired Wonder is back, and she won't take no for an answer. What'll it take for Fang to lose Lissa for good? Some Fax, rated T for safety. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Do I not bleed? by Alias - Eyelash - Blue reviews
Fang 's back at the school, being used in terrifying, painful experiments. Basically me torturing him, until Max comes to the rescue. Angsty, but with some sarcastic comic relief. And he's shirtless! May go up to M. Who doesn't want to hurt our hero?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Fang
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Flyin' High by PineappleKoala reviews
Fang's life is about to get a lot more complicated. Can Max help? Will she help? And why's Iggy acting differently? Read&Review to find out! Warning: Spoilers and other such inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Fang, Iggy
The Crossover by A Heny and Cat Production reviews
HIATUS! Twilight X Maximum Ride. When Fang gets caught in a storm, ends up in La Push and get found by one of the werewolves, what trouble will ensue as him and his rescuer are thrown into an experiance they will never forget. Slash. Fang/Seth.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Fang, Seth
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
Safe In Your Arms by Lady RavenEyes reviews
Perhaps we really all were just dancing on the strings of fate. Aragorn/OC, Legolas/Arwen Reposted
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,416 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
When A Wedding Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong by tgypwya reviews
See that down there? Saint and Fang's wedding over Skype? Well, they weren't the only ones... I guess I'm married to Max now, if this all wasn't just a really, really bad dream...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Max - Complete
Fun with the Flock! by King Matt228
Read about the flocks crazy times, also featuring a new charater named Matt.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Iggy's bad day by Aleria14 reviews
Post-MAX. Iggy has a horrible day that includes his shirt and boxers turning pink, his iPod being dropped from the sky, and an embarrassing conversation with Fang about Ella and his new pink shirt. But what he does to overcome this is the funniest of all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Plothole by Polodo reviews
Ever wondered what happens to characters when they go to the Plothole? This is what happens... 99.813% accurate according to my opinions. Rated T for... well, you'll see. Minor slash, so beware.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Total, R. Ter Borcht - Complete
FAXimum Ride: It begins HERE by DirtyZephyrAssassin reviews
Fang tries to talk to Max about feelings, but she's still in denial. Well, not for long. As Max really starts to "warm up" to Fang, something starts happening to her, and she isn't sure what is causing it. And soon they set out for another adventure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fang, Max
Intro to Birdkids by Vera Amber reviews
Max is teaching a class about avian-human hybrids - and she's teaching it to YOU. Yes, you, sitting there, reading this summary. This is an interactive fic, obviously. Rating may change. Will eventually be updated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Max
Hairdo Dilemma by Quill-and-Parchment reviews
Frontier. There was, after all, a reason why Kouji generally avoided electricity sources. This one-shot explains it all. Friendship.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Takuya K., Kouji M./Koji - Complete
Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You by Vera Amber reviews
Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by Hidanlvr reviews
Yeah i think the name sums it up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Akatsuki
What If I Lay An Egg? by kelseychicago reviews
Well, Max has an unexpected night with Fang, and gets an unexpected suprise, as you can probably guess from the title. I know it's been done before, but it's my first story and I had a hard time thinking of ideas. R&R! New chapter up now! YAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Max, Fang
Mind Over Matter by eternalsunset7 reviews
Set in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, Fang receives the same message as seen in the beginning of the book, but what if it turns out that HE is the rotten egg of the flock? Fang x Max, some borrowed themes from other books.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Fang, Max
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
An Average Ordinary Everyday Story About Sick Fang by Fangalicous08 reviews
Just an everyday story where Fang gets sick and...interesting things occur. Rated T because of innuendo and the likes. Blackmail on Fang and Iggy. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Mother's Dream by Fangalicous08 reviews
Saint and Fang are 19 and have nine kids? Wow...how well is this going to work out? Especially when they're the Skypers...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Fang - Complete
Accidental by EvilPumpkin reviews
Fang loves Max. So why can't he stop writing letters to Dylan, letters the other bird-kid will never read? Dang twoshot, post-FANG. I might add to this, depending on my mood.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Fang, Dylan
Matter over Mind by Vera Amber reviews
-Complete!- The flock and a Verallion OCs have a bunch of whacky adventures. Utterly silly, random, and cracky. Read: pure nonsense. Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and spit-swapping. Fax. Eggy. Other pairings. Pre-Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Forgotten:The BirdKid that Jeb forgot by MarleighKitty reviews
When Jeb rescued the flock from the school he left behind the only other bird kid. This is her story, of getting out of The School, seekign her family, and getting revenge.Better than summary. rated T to be safe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Skittles by DemonAngel-SweetDevil reviews
Angel dyes Total purple, pink, green, and yellow. And everyone's calling him Skittles! I think I spelled it wrong in the story R&R! Thanks for reading my tardness!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Total, Angel - Complete
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
My end is only the beginning by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
how exactly were the Cullens "changed?" what were THEIR thoughts before, during and after? WARNING: slight graphic content.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Baby Wings by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
What happened before the beginning of Maximum ride? what were everyone's favorite bird kids like as babies and toddlers? find out here. It rocks, people, come on, just try it out. Sorry about the shortness of the chapters, but it's quality over quantity.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Inquisition by kikofreako reviews
Fang, Dr. Martinez, and the sex talk. I'm sure this will go well. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Breaking The Fourth Wall by Fangalicous08 reviews
I wrote this back when I was sick. What happens when Iggy breaks the fourth wall? Read and find out. Oneshot. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Fax of Life by Bookaholic711 reviews
Post "Fang"- Fang contemplates the book series and worries that Max is a couple enchiladas short of a combo platter. He then rants about everything he hated about "Fang."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
The Bruised Brothers by Aleria14 reviews
What happens when St. Fang of Boredom and I are talking over skype and Fang and Iggy end up in a fight? They end up with a name like 'The Bruised Brothers' and amnesia. And what's this about another child? -gasps- Read to find out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Max's Bewbs Will Save Humanity by Pugz reviews
Read at your own risk xD Set one month after FANG so some spoilers. Inspired by my craziness and South Park!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Max - Complete
A Game Called Jelousy by whatsevengoingon reviews
ok. max FINALLY figures out she loves fang but hes moved on. she makes a deal with Iggy to get fang jealous but iggy starts to love max. i know, sounds confussing, but give it a shot. and MUCH better grammar... .
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride Commentaries by AmerikajinOtaku reviews
Maximum Ride characters making commentaries for actual fanfictions. Totally funny! Please donate your fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
Finding Hope by shebolebolee reviews
Fang gets an expiration date. The flock has to go through lots of events, and all the while Fang is dying and Max is trying to save him. Promises are made and broken, secrets are spilled and erased. Sacrifices will be made. COMPLETE!-2013-I will also be slowly filling in plot holes, MAYBE adding a chapter or two!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
A Stolen Kiss by Call me Mad reviews
We never did find out Fang's oppinion on his and Lissa's kiss.....
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Fork in the Road by Totally-Yatal reviews
Max recieves a new mission: To kill Fang. BIGGER SUMMARY INSIDE! *NOTE: I am restarting this, so I will be taking down chapters. If you are new to the story, you may read it from the beginning or from the new preface. I reccomend from the NEW preface
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008
Dark Wings Of Death by XMusicXIsLifeX reviews
Max and the flock had finally escaped the danger, but that doesn't mean it's not ahead of them waiting to strike. P.S: Not cancelled anymore!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Max, Fang
Justin The Musical! by Melody H. Grace reviews
I had a really random idea-St. Fang of Boredom's Justin "son" of Fang and Iggy should have a song! So, why not give him one? I don't own MaxRide, Twilight, Sweeney Todd, Justin, Spiffy, Pooky, or Saint. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Justin Rant by tarynmunchkin reviews
My view on Justin from Another Form of the Avian Bird-flu, by St. Fang of Boredom. You will not understand this story if you have not read that. A one-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Sightless Raven by Forever-Here-Forever-Alone reviews
Fang and Iggy find themselves caught by White Coats, and they need to each other to survive and possibly escape. But when the relationship switches to more than platonic, how can they, and the Flock, react to this new feeling? Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Iggy, Fang
Fang's capture by speedingdemonreader reviews
Fang is captured,torture,and alone.WHy is he alone? What did angel do? Where's max? very explicit flshbacks, and torture scenes. faxness fang-POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Fang, Max
Vampire by Hidanlvr reviews
It had been one hundred years since Kohote had given up her own immortality. By that time most of the Akatsuki had turned into something feared by most angels. Vampire…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Deidara
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
MR6: Somebody for Me by Crazi Fang reviews
When the flock hunker down in an old barn, they find something they weren't expecting. Bad summary, good story. Rated T for Saftey. Read it. Iggy finds somebody! Fax, Charggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Before Bella by Crazi Fang reviews
Edward and The Cullen's life before Bella, before Forks. Bad summary but great story. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Ill Eagle by Natvv reviews
Max the rapper. She's Ill Eagle, and she's fly. Utter randomness, read at your own risk. Extremely OOC. Hopefully hilarious . R&R for an autographed copy of her first album, "I'm So Fly, Yo Taco" OneShot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Max - Complete
Falling Down by halocrumber reviews
Fang and Max are captured by God-Knows-What. Whitecoats are performing one last experiment, it'll take every last ounce of strength to stop it. The remains of the flock are trying to save them. It gets pretty intense. FAXNESS! Open to flame. No gross Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Max, Fang
Do Minkles Eat Herring? by Vera Amber reviews
I got curious one day... Do my Meenkulls like Saint's herring? Cowritten with M.G Christiani and rainbowstrike. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Rain the Almightly by rainbowstrike reviews
Haha, a little drabble/ poetry/ recount of funny crap that happens to me during my ever-eventful life that is not so eventful. Idea shamelessly stolen from Saint and from others who have also stolen her idea. R & R? The Great Skype Wedding! Read! -grins-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Heart On Her Sleeve Kind of Girl by Silent Broken Heart reviews
Total Fax. This is a one shot for anti catherine hardwicke day so enjoy and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Exist' Support Group by Fangalicous08 reviews
A short oneshot where Justin Fang and Iggy's elligitimate child goes to an 'I Exist' support group on an episode of Oprah. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Fang - Complete
Excuses by RawrFangMonster reviews
It's been a long day. All Max wants to do is sleep. But the flock won't do their chores. Mild, like /really/ mild Fax. As in, only best buds kind. Family fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Max - Complete
Seduced in a Blizzard by shawtie reviews
One-shot. Fang and Max. Alone together in a cabin. During a blizzard. How will Fang turn this situation to his advantage? FAXFAXFAX! Set after TFW
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Spoofed Maximum Ride The Final Warning by Rebecca Snicket reviews
A spoof of Maximum Ride, The Final Warning. Rated M for bad language, sexual references and a lot of sarcasm. Read it, Love it, Review it. Or else just read it. Hey click me, click me!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Innocent Questions by Rowena of Naxen reviews
One-shot for St. Fang of Boredom's petition/the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Angel overhear's some of Max's and Fang's thoughts and goes to ask Iggy what they mean...mostly Eggy with a dash of Fax. My first Maximum Ride fic, so please review! I own nothing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Angel - Complete
Face down by actorgirl21 reviews
It started out as a song fic in Fang's point of view but now its a story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008
Dressing with Dresses from Dressers by Vera Amber reviews
Ella, with the help of Nudge, sticks Max in a dress and high heels. Slight randomosity. Rated T because of paranoia and censorage. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Max's Presidential Scheme by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max wants to become President so she can make people pay taxes with cookies. How does she do it? Read and find out. R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Iggy's Chase by Anime-kitty10 reviews
Iggy is sick of being blind, and one day he gets lost on a crouded New York street. And Thats when he meets her. The one who can help him see. But....How far will her go to keep her with him? Would he have wings grafted onto her? Iggy/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Iggy
Late AntiHardwick by Athena Picasso reviews
Everything goes crazy when the flock finds out about Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stweart, and Catherine Hardwick. With help from a friend, they fix it all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
AntiHardwicke Day Doesn't Have To End by Waiting On Yesterday reviews
Doesn't the title say it all?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Quite the Popular Ones by Real Holden reviews
Anti-Hardwicke Day everybody! Let's follow the flock around and read as they get caught up in the mischief that Anti-Hardwicke Day causes. Filled with psycho fan girls, a confused flock, and one endangered director. Let's get to it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009
And the Crowd Went Wild by Mo- The Reviewer reviews
My Anti-Hardwicke Day story. Catherine Hardwicke is threatened by Maximum Ride fans. What could possibley go wrong? Uh... A lot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
New Max and Fang by Fangalicous08 reviews
My oneshot for Anti-Hardwicke Day! Rob and Kristen do NOT have what it takes to be Max and Fang! Stop the madness! Sign the petition! R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
We Want Our Movie Back by soccerislife14 reviews
Catherine Hardwicke gets some very unexpected visitors. 'We Want Our Movie Back' My entry for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
When the Fans get angry by rainbowstrike reviews
Story for 'day of Anti-Hardwicke'. While reading Fang's blog, Max discovers some interesting news about the casting choices for their upcoming movie. One mob of protestors later, she realises that perhaps it's time to call Ms. Hardwicke...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max - Complete
An Unpleasant Suprise by Hestia Ember reviews
Max and Fang go rather Cucko when they learn who might play them, thank's to Max's odd fetish with gossip magazines. Written for Anti-Hardwicke Day, whenever it is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang's response: Application to date my Daughter by rainbowstrike reviews
As seen in Evil Robina's story 'Application to Date my Daughter'. Yes I have permission to write this follow-up oneshot. Thinking that Dr. M has really given Fang an application form to date Max, he fills it out. These are his answers...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Just A Dream by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the Flock's life takes a turn for the worst? Is it really happening, or is it all just a dream? Based off the song Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood...somehow...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang
A Study of Birds by Sake-kunXx reviews
Fang thinks about what he learned when living with the Hawks, and what he can show Max from that. Complete and utter FAXNESS, though hopefully in character. Please read and review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I see Paris, I see France by Plusi reviews
Max, Fang, and the rest of the gang are living in a veryy nice hotel in Paris, when the devious Iggy thinks up a prank that involves Max, Fang, and....the hotel bathroom. This takes place around 5 years after MAX. FAX! :p Includes a back-story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Unsettled by teddiesxturtles reviews
Thanks to St. Fang of Boredom for the title. :D It's basically white horse without the lyrics. review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Immortals and Avians by Griffinfeather reviews
Alanna the Lioness and Numair Salmalin are unprepared when Maximum and Fang Ride enter their world, armed with a strange warning from an old friend and possibly the ability to save Tortall from certain destruction. Tortall/Maximum Ride crossover.
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Tortall
Maximum Therapy by INKSPELL'D reviews
Everybody knows that EVERYONE in Maximum Ride needs some serious therapy, and I'm just the person to do it! A fanfiction in which Max is obsessed with plans, Fang loves sun-burnt hippos, and much, much more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Dazed and Confused by Yascarocks reviews
Fang is finally with his family, but can he really trust them? Sequal to Fading to Black. Set after SOF, and before STWAOES.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Fang
Lost by Person95 reviews
Max leaves the flock when she finds out she is pregnant with Fang's child. What happens when Fang finds Max? Fax, rated T for sexual references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Max, Fang
Fifteen Easy Ways to Annoy Fang By: Max by ikasamelindora reviews
So. It's time for revenge. I'm SICK of all the torture I go through everyday by Mr. Silence. So, I stole the little geek's laptop. And THIS was born. 15 simple ways to annoy Fang. For now. And now, not so much. Fang here. Be prepared.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
A CharmedMR Substitution by GleekingSam reviews
Just a little idea on what this would be like... rated K. I will take requests from scenes of either Charmed or Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Charmed & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frozen on an edge by missmissyeyes reviews
Fang's touch made Iggy's world spin, his body react-- pulse in a force not even he could interpret. So what if he left? That comfort, that safe harbor, and later his heart... would be gone. Not even the most frozen of things could last that long. Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Freedom: The First Condition of Action by leroyandmarvin reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, M for later chapters. Ginny was always what everyone expected of her, now that she's skipped 6th year, and is in all advanced classes, she becomes someone no one expected, especially Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Prognosis by nathan-p reviews
Max is diagnosed with an incurable disorder. Fang must get her to take meds. Fang/Max, Jeb/ter Borcht as an aside. Vaguely RC-verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Vacation isn't all it's cracked up to be by MiniFeverency reviews
Max and the flock decide to take a few weeks off from this world saving business, but when Fang gets a strange fever, we'll see just how long this wonderful vacation lasts.... FAX. R&R if you like or if you don't. some errors but I didn't feel like repost
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Expiration Date by It'sTimeToDance reviews
I've expired like old milk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kill Me Now! by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Max and The Flock get captured by The School again, they get something VERY unexpected. Their own FANS! How are they to react to having to share a dungeon with obsessed fanfictioners! Rated T just in case. Something that wouldn't really happen! OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Thunder by i-effed-it-all-up reviews
My first fic, be nice! Who's afraid of the thunder? Miggy and Fax if you squint.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
New Friends by Endless Dawn reviews
What happens when the characters from Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Sweep meet? NOW WRITTEN BY ENDLESSHOPE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Most Awesome Twilight FanFiction Ever! by Wonderland Blossom reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wands, Wizards, and Terrible Blizzards by greyskys reviews
Hey! The Flock is back and flying over UK when a blizzard hits and sends Fang and Max reeling away from the rest of their feathery friends. What happens when a certain someone meets up with a distinctly marked boy? FAX! NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Max, Fang
The Naming of Fang by Anndii reviews
Ever wondered why Fang is named Fang. I Have. Here are The Lies, Secrets, and Answers for the reason of the Name of Fang. A month or two before The Angel Experiment
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Fang
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Pretty Blue Eyes by Little Mouse reviews
Each of the Hobbits is puzzled by Legolas's mysterious response when asked about his reasons for coming on the quest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Legolas
Fang's Pain by Evan Divine reviews
It seems too good to be true... under M for slight lemon, just to be safe. very short one-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Hate The Snuggie by Duck Life reviews
This is what I think of the Snuggie commercial. Please R&R! Flames are not appreciated.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Surrender to the Darkness by MarieAmethyst reviews
***Slash Alert!*** Aragorn is betrayed by a one he thought a friend,and forced into enslavement by Sauron. The Dark Lord has plans for the Ranger, none of them nice...*grin*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/28/2001 - Aragorn, Sauron
Deleted Scene by Happi Zebra reviews
Angel bit Reilly in book 1 but it wasn't in teh books, yo, so here we go: my take, anyway. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Angel - Complete
Blink by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Set during MR4. Sight was something he wasn't used to but couldn't stop craving, and he was tired of greeting that familiar nothingness every time he blinked. Iggy preferred to be alone with his sight, but maybe he needed a guiding hand more than he knew.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Demanded by beautiful imperfections reviews
Max will do anything to save the flock. So would Fang. And when their demanded to do the unthinkable, backing out is just not an option. And for Max, neither is taking pleasure in it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008
Bisexual from Poland by Dizzy.Blonde.Girl reviews
Written for 'Alice's Writing Contest'. A cliche, which we all love occasionally. XD. The Flock go to the mall, and Gazzy wants some socks in a pair of three...Gazzy's POV, for a little change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Max - Complete
My Very Manly ManJournal of Manliness by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Macbeth tells how he feels after he kills Duncan, how much of a creep his wife is, and what happens when he does not get a Klondike bar.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Things you will never hear the Maximum Ride charac by honeyshoshana reviews
Things you will never hear Maximum Ride Characters say. Pretty self explanatory. Fang: And she was like, no way, and then I was all like ohmigod totally and she was like... Max: Ah! I broke a nail! sobsobsob. Now with all new conversations!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Keep Him Secret, Keep Him Safe by shirebound reviews
Aragorn falls ill at Cormallen, which Éomer feels must be kept a secret. But there is more to this illness than meets the eye, as Frodo discovers. My usual h/cccc, very hobbity, mostly book verse. Characters include Elladan and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,058 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Kohote by Hidanlvr reviews
What happens when Hidan find's his sister after he thought she died in the war, is she immortal or just lucky? What happens when they find out she is a Jinjuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Click by InkRain reviews
It started out as Angel's harmless plan to compile a scrapbook for the Flock. And, as expected, things just went bad to worse from there. My first FanFic, so please read. FAXNESS! 'Cuz what else is there? CHAPTER 2 IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Max
Flying With Vampires by FireDeztiny reviews
.:MR/TWILIGHT CROSSOVER:. A boy falling out of the sky is bad enough. No, wait scratch that. A WINGED boy falling out of the sky is really bad... The flock and the Cullens cross paths! What trouble will brew from this meeting? FAX BxE GIVEN UP. sorry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Maximum Ride by Max7 reviews
Max is taken by the school at fourteen, and two years later she is told she's going to marry omega. the flock thinks she's dead, until Fang gets a new ability. What will he do? i suck at summaries, so please read. edit-this is a twilight/maximum ride mix
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Thirsty by bahamallama ding-dongs rulz reviews
Fang is changing, and its more than just mutant bird-kid hormones. Without knowing it, he is putting the whole flocks life in danger. Lets just say it gives the name Fang a whole new meaning...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,655 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
With Hope and Without Hope by docmon reviews
FIRST PLACE 2008 MEFA Awards! One different decision - run through that second night of the chase after the Orcs rather than rest - and everything changes. Well, not everything. The three are merely captured by the Orcs, too. Huge thanks to Thundera Tiger
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,026 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Aragorn, Saruman - Complete
BiPolar Edward by ReallyLoudObserver reviews
Just a little one-shot that I thought of and laughed at myself. Read and I am almost sure you will like it ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Switched by Wait For The Stars reviews
Fang and Max switch bodies mysteriously. Along with weird whitecoat dreams...that they share, and a whole lot of pranks, there is also something else there. While trying to get even, get into their own bodies, will they FINALLY fall in love? Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Finding Home by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
The Flock has destroyed the school and Max has gone on a quest to find their parents. Fang is the only one without parents. Max finds his mother. Her name is Mary Brandon. She lives in Biloxi. Full summery inside. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Letters To Claire by whitnibble reviews
On Claire's 16th birthday she finds a box full of letters from her friends and family...with a twist. Quil/Claire
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Medusa by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Not many people care about this character, they only bash away at her without really thinking about the person she is. This is an attempt to show you what she's really like. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Fang - Complete
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say by Lekta reviews
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say But Never Had the Chance To R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
Maximum Ride Flock Against The World by xxAnnaXMollyxx reviews
This Is my version of MR4. Complete with faxness, fangish problems, and action. T for slight language and faxness. R&R Plz. All authors love good reveiws! Will Fang get his memory back? Read to find out! CHAPTER EIGHT REVISED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007
Ode To A Fangirl by Multi-Shipper reviews
A ballad of how we, the Fangirls, long to be with our fictional loves. Remake of "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Art of Treachery by nathan-p reviews
Fang/Max, Fang/Omega. As part of an elaborate plot by Itex, Omega and Fang escape a School-like facility together. Fang falls in love. Hilarity and fluff ensues. Post-bk. 3. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Fang, Omega] - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
The History of a Famous Friend by JAR OF DIRT 1066 reviews
Harry Potter/Lord of the rings cross. Gandalf wishes to depart middle earth for a little while to visit his home land, to do so he must leave a part of himself in middle earth so he can return. He leaves his child self in his place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Gandalf
Ghosts by Fang Cullen reviews
Nightmares plague me at night. I'm a time bomb, ready to go off... The School we came from wasn't the only one. There is another in Alaska, just as horrible. However, they have something that nobody else has: they have me, Fang. Their ghost.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Fang
99 Ways to Kill Fang by Spirited Heart reviews
Ever wondered just how creative you could get when killing Fang? REVISED AND UPDATED VERSION.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Fang
Global Warming? by Yes. I stole your boyfriend reviews
One Shot. Angel reads her Global Warming Theory in Class, after Fang gave her candy. And what's this about polar bears selling nuclear weapons to the Germans and Canadians...? Wait, what the Hell?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fang's Friendly Fun Help Column by Tomo Potter reviews
Something silly I'm working on in my spare time... ASK FANG AND HE WILL ANSWER! Figgy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Thoughts of Death? by keli72 reviews
It was just a bad dream, right? Fang has a dream and he can't seem to get it off of his mind. And why is it when he remembers it during a battle people die? Could it be a new power, if so he certainly doesn't want it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
Sure Thing Falling by tanyart reviews
Fang’s mother wasn’t the crack addict he’d thought she would be. To him, she was the perfect mom… but he wasn’t the perfect son. In fact, he never got the chance to try until now. clone!fang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
BloodWings by Emaryllis reviews
On hiatus - Twilight crossover. Max: I can't let that Eraser kill her, or take her for experimentation. I just can't.Even though she's a complete stranger, I would never let someone suffer the way I've suffered, not when I can still save her.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Grounded Angels by EdwardAddict reviews
Chapter 98 in TAE. What was going on in Fang's head while the others prayed? Are they truly God's Grounded Angels? Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Fang - Complete
Charlie and His Amazing Powers of Observation by sillig reviews
NOTE: This is for A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore. [Almost the right category. Same author, different title.] Charlie Asher, on a rather impromptu trip to the sewer, has a lot of time to think.
Lamb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Surrender by Supergirrl reviews
Fang couldn't believe it. They'd finally gotten him. MariOnesided FaxGift for Kisekinoneko
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Fang, Ari B. - Complete
One Fang Is Never Enough by Myspace Mobile reviews
What will Max do when there is another Fang? Will she be able to pick the right one, or will she fall for the enemy?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Something's Wrong With Fang by Dino12345610 reviews
What happens when the blood inside Fang that came from Max starts to change him? What will he do? Can he fight his way out of his alter ego before he kills the flock? R & R! MAJOR Faxness! Some Miggyness and some Mariness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007
Fred Flies Again by thehappystalkerball reviews
Takes place during epilogue. George sends the kids off to Hogwarts in style!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - George W., James P. - Complete
17 Things Fang Is Forbidden To Do Around YoungKids by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
With a title like that...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Secret Life by atruwriter reviews
When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy. [ABANDONED - TO BE DELETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
22 Ways To ScareAngerHarassConfuse Carlisle by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
The result of too much daydreaming.... hehe.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Happy Pony Rainbow Land Regains Their King by EdwardAddict reviews
This is all based on a banner I used to have on the Maximum Ride message boards. Fang suddenly begins to smile when these winged munchkins come to take him back to his kingdom. Can he battle the happiness? Hilariousity ensues. Parody Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Fang - Complete
MR: The Angel Experiment: A Busy Reader's Guide by TheSmartypants reviews
A rather insane parody of the novel we all know and love. Featuring: bloodthirsty Angel, angsty emo Fang, and, of course, the random Monty Python references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2007
Violet Haze by Onyx-and-Moonstone reviews
Fang get's injected with a paralyzing drug. Max has to save him, and we all know how she is about saving the IMPORTANT stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
AF317436 – The Phoenix Experiment by nathan-p reviews
Will be AU after book 3. They say that the scientists at the Institute and School have even mastered the elements themselves. Is it true? No one knows...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
Fang Got Run Over by an Eraser! by not magical me reviews
basically grandma got run over by an eraser with a twist. reviews are always welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Then and Now by Ashily reviews
Fang and Iggy were best friends once upon a time, but as they grew up they grew apart. Now, on the verge of adulthood they find themselves growing closer than ever, if fate doesn't tear them apart. FangIggy. No SOF. DONE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,166 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Solution by Supergirrl reviews
Being a teenager is hard. Being a mutant teenager in a flock in which the two older males are in love with eachotherAnd you like both of themis harder. Here's the solution!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Beginning by Onyx-and-Moonstone reviews
This is when the flock first met, back at the school.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Switched by Kara B reviews
Aragorn and Legolas on an adventure that turns... well, strange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Fading to Black by Yascarocks reviews
The flock gets taken back to the School, but only Fang escapes. While at the School the flock finds out that Fang has a brother. Please R&R. DONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
He Had It Coming! by skiowl reviews
Fred and George discover the delights of Muggle advertising. Very slight GWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
Dark Lord's Consort by catwjl reviews
AU: Aragorn becomes the ruling Consort of Mordor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Aragorn, Sauron
Carols of Middle earth by Elemmire2 reviews
Sauron pays a visit in 'Twas the Night Before Yuletide', Helm's Deep erupts in 'Let it Blow', and Denethor gets toasted in 'Steward Roasting on an Open Fire'. Ten carols to put you in the holiday spirit, Middle-earth style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Sauron, Aragorn
Orcs by Kmikaze KAtie AAPPG 42 reviews
Yes! I have infected the LOTR fandom! It was only a matter of time. Parody of Jimmy Buffett's song, "Fins". I'm sure Tolkien's spinning in his grave, right now. Please read and review... then you can all run screaming away from this travesty. Hopefully it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Redemption and Revenge by The Retired Keiya Tenpouin reviews
(Based on The BOOK, not the movie, slightly AU) When Brom Bones rides to get back to his and Katrina's house late one night, he'll face judgement from a few years ago for his childish pranks from his most famous victom and the victom's new friend.........
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2002
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Foolish Pranks reviews
Takes place after FANG. Dylan and his friends play a prank on Fang that goes way too far, forcing Dylan to go from making a fool of his competition to having to care for him. In one night, Dylan learns some important things about himself and about his least-favorite Flock member, as well as some less important things about water sprinklers and Time Lords. Bromance, not romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
No Longer Hatchlings reviews
Takes place after FANG. Two Flocks, two destinies, one annoying Voice, and a whole lot of growing up to do. Throw in a kidnapping and you've got a teenaged bird-kid's worst nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fang
Triple Threat reviews
Sequel to 'Double Date'. Risa, Fang, and Embry finally have their love triangle in balance... Or so they thought. Trouble is on the horizon as the past comes back to haunt them. Will their triple threat relationship hold? Pairing: ...Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Embry
First Night reviews
What was Fang's first night alone like after he ran out on Total's wedding? How do you go from surviving as a team to a solo act overnight? You never know what could 'drop in' unexpectedly when you're out on your own...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Fang - Complete
Fanfiction Meets Youtube reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fang's Journal reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Brand New You reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The Duet reviews
No one seems to understand young Blaine Anderson and his love of music. Only his brother, Cooper, tries to support him. He feels alone until one day, at the park, his Madonna solo becomes a duet. Kid!Klaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
But You Could Be reviews
Upon Fang's most recent capture by the School, he makes some very unexpected allies... A Cannibal named Blaine and his Serial Killer boyfriend, Kurt. Loosely based off of LilyCrystal's comic, "Tales of Flesh and Blood". Might want to look it up on dA or this fic won't make sense... Mild Fang/Kurt/Blaine. I call it Killer!Klaing.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Fang, Kurt H. - Complete
The Messy Room reviews
It's been years since Max's Flock and Fang's Gang saved the world. But Fang's troubles are far from over. He's on his own now, and finding that normal life isn't exactly easy... Especially when 5-year-old daughters are involved. Mild Fang/Maya. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
A Day of House Calls reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
Shake Your Groove Thing reviews
Fang's having trouble adjusting to his new life in the Anderson household. Can Blaine make his brother feel more at home with... A dance lesson?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Fang, Blaine A. - Complete
Ze End of Fanfiction reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Finding Light in the Mariana Trench reviews
Written for Fangalicous08's story, Songbird. Songbird Chapter 3.5. What happened when Quinn took Fang off to clean him up after his and Iggy's 'slushie incident'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Fang, Quinn F. - Complete
Double Date reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Hearts Fly reviews
Songfic. Parody of the song 'Lumos Flies' by ALL CAPS, which is a parody of the song 'Fireflies' by Owl City. After Fang leaves, he and Max have a lot of thinking to do; about each other and where they will go from here. Takes place after FANG.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Job Listings reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Nutcracker Prince reviews
After seeing the famous Christmas ballet, Angel receives a doll much like the Nutcracker Prince from the play. And, like The Nutcracker, this doll is much more than meets the eye...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Angel, Fang
A Day In Therapy reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Fly By Twilight: The Pack reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: Wanna Be Fang Cullen reviews
A song to go along with my 'Fly By Twilight' series. Based on 'The Edward Cullen Song'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang, Edward - Complete
Miss Me? reviews
Just a little idea I had for a happier ending to 'The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner'. Bree gets rescued from the Volturi by a thought to be long-gone friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bree, Fred - Complete
Loathing reviews
A songfic-type thing using a song from the musical 'Wicked'. Max and Lissa tell each other exactly what they think of each other...Through song.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Max, Lissa - Complete
Zero to Hero reviews
Taking a song from Disney's 'Hercules' and putting a Maximum Ride spin on it. Max has gone from zero to hero! A big thanks to the Muses for their singing talent and inspirational helps. And thank you, Fang, for waking up long enough to the the A/N.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max - Complete
Scared Silent reviews
Once upon a time, Subject 404 was the life of the lab, but one angry scientist changed all that in one instance of rage. A tragic look at how one Flock member may have came to be who he is today. Rated T for violence and Authoress Paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Fang, Jeb B. - Complete
Dylan's Face reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Just One Small Complication reviews
After giving it some thought one night while half asleep, I thought of a reason why Fang must return to the Flock. Random, short oneshot. Rated T for mild stuff. Mild Fax and Dylan pisssed-offness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fang, Max
Faintly Resembling a Wedding reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Facts of Life reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Who Needs Dylan and Max? reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Africa Goes Awry reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Me and My Flock reviews
Wrote this back in 2006 on a blog and just re-discovered it last night. The song 'Me and My Gang' by Rascal Flatts, rewritten to fit the Flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Catherine Hardwicke's Coming to Town! reviews
A song for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke, because I have too much free time. Hide the books, everyone!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
What They've Done to Cedric reviews
Wrote ths story for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Doesn't anyone ever consider what we put our poor characters through when we make movies of their books? Well, here's a look at the life of Cedric Diggory. Or is he Edward Cullen? Or is he Fang?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cedric D., Fang - Complete
Song of Adoration reviews
Songfic based on Paramore's song 'Adore'. After flying away from Fang in the woods, Max listens to a very fitting song in her room. Muchos in the Faxness area...The ending's always the best part...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Thunderstorms reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max's Mom reviews
Inspired by Happi Zebra's MR: The Competition, a certain song by Fountains of Wayne, and severe boredom. I believe the pairing is called Dr. Marang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Death of the Moderators reviews
Alas, the Moderators of Max-Dan-Wiz have met an untimely death. This is the obituary/news article all about it. In honor of Nathan's Army and all those who have been banned from the site.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Ninja Fang reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Story of Justin reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
MangaFlock reviews
So, the flock escapes an army of Flyboys to end up at a….anime convention? They find out about J.P.’s new manga about them, get mistaken for cosplayers, and why does everyone keep calling Fang “Dark”?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
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