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Joined 01-29-07, id: 1209403, Profile Updated: 02-28-13
Author has written 51 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Twilight, Glee, and Misc. Movies.

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22-year-old future Queen of Canadia with a love for English, a hatred for math, and a lust for a certain Maximum Ride character named Fang. Possibly ADHD and definitely random. Lives to read, Loves to laugh.

Name: Rebecca St. Marie. You can call me Saint. Yes, I'm serious. No, that is not exactly my real name. My real last name is irrelevant.

Grade: College Student.

My Beloved Pets:

Mixed-Breed Cat: Sasha

Living Fish: Kinja!

Deceased Fish: Luigi, Daniel Webster, Jacob Marley, Jaws, Legolas, Fang, Holden Caulfield, Edward Cullen, Percy Jackson, Jaspers 1 and 2,

Location: New Hampshire. Great state. Lots of foliage.

Future Career Choice(s):Teacher, either Kindergarten or H.S. English(I know, big jump.) Maybe a school librarian. Definetly a writer.


FIND ME ON:

Youtube (I have a couple Maximum Ride videos up, if you're interested...)

Twitter (Best thing to follow to get updates on Fanfictions and more.)

DeviantArt (Writing not seen on Fanfiction.net, as well as my photography and other...Things...)

NaNoWriMo (If you're not already a part of this, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! If you're into writing, your Novembers should be spent here.)

Tumblr (If you like Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, The Avengers, Lord of the Rings, Glee, or Doctor Who, I'm fun to follow. :D)

E-Mail: fang_not_fnick@yahoo.com

Skype: st.fang.of.boredom


MY FANSITE:

Click here to go to my awesome fansite! Thank you, Skittles!!


MY EVER-GROWING LIST OF BELOVED BOOKS:

Maximum Ride

Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter

Twilight Series

Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras

All Tamora Pierce books.

The Gospel According to Larry/Vote For Larry

To Kill A Mockingbird

Catcher in the Rye

The Sword of the Rightful King

A Dirty Job

Faultline

Speak

Romeo and Juliet

Othello

Macbeth

Stargirl/Love, Stargirl

Eragon/Eldest/Brisingr

Midnighters

Ranger's Apprentice

The Extrordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp

D.N.Angel

City of Ember Series

Twisted

Dramacon

The Bible

The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

Nobody's Princess/Nobody's Prize

Chronicles of Narnia

Wicked/Son of a Witch

The Host

Peaches/The Secrets of Peaches/Love and Peaches

The Horse Whisperer

Black Beauty

Beautiful Joe

Argeneau Series

Blue Bloods Series

Iliad

Eveline (Short Story in Dubliners.)

Night World

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Swine Not?

Alex Rider

The Tale of Despereaux

The Golden Compass

The Stephanie Plum Series

Nightlight

Edgar Allen Poe

Witch and Wizard

Kane Chronicles

Tales of the Greek Heroes

Mortal Instruments Series

Kane Chronicles Series

Slammerkin

The Land of Stories


I'M A BETA READER FOR...

Nothing at the moment. We'll see if I ever have time to beta away...


FAVORITE QUOTES('cause I'm a quote fanatic):

"The existence of monsters results in monstrous consequences"- Edward Cullen-Eclipse

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen-Twilight

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"And So the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick masochistic lion."
-Edward Cullen, Bella Swan-Twilight

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella-Twilight

“I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” -Bella Swan-Twilight

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX (Interesting to me because I'm from New England. And yes, technically they could get married, but they need parental permission. Yeah...Fang: Dr. M? I'd like to marry Max. Dr. M: -pulls out chainsaw-)

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX (This quote makes me laugh. Why? Because I keep picturing Fang throwing a Pokeball and having Max pop out of it. Pokemon ruined my brain as a child...)

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." -Ok, stole this from EdwardAddict. So sorry, but it was the funniest quote I've ever heard!! :-)

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."
-Dumbledore-HP

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-HP

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George-HP-OotP

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger in first movie. Can't remember if it was in the book.

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!"
"This is blasphemy! This is madness! "
"Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA! "-King Leonidas and the Messenger-300

"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"-Legolas-LOTR-TT(If you don't get why I put it here, type it into YouTube.)

"Oh joyous happiness of contentment."-Me

"Why do you call this dog Mohammed?"
"Because that's his name."
"You should not have called this dog Mohammed"
"I didn't call this dog Mohammed, his name was Mohammed when I got him. It was on his collar"
"It is blasphemy to call this dog Mohammed"
"I tried calling him something else, but he doesn't listen. Watch. Steve, bite this man's leg. See, nothing. Spot, bite this man's leg. Nothing. I might as well be speaking Farsi. You see where I'm going with this?"
"Well, I have a dog named Jesus"
"Well then, I'm sorry. I didn't know you'd lost your dog"
"I have not lost my dog"
"Really? I saw these flyers all over town with 'Have you Found Jesus?' on them. It must be another dog named Jesus.
Was there a reward? A reward helps, you know."
"I do not have a dog named Jesus and that doesn't bother you because you are a godless infidel."
"No, really, you can not name your dog anything you want and it won't bother me. But, yes, I am a godless infidel. At least that's how I voted in the last election." -Charlie & "bearded man"-A Dirty Job

"Your mother was a Hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"-The French Taunter-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"LET GO OF HER YOU FUCKING, BLOOD-SUCKING BASTARD!!" -Taurwen, from mine and Hidanlvr's random rp.

"It's ok, Ryu here just thinks he's a dinosaur." "Rawr!"-Taurwen and Cody from the random rp.

"OMG! YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!!"-Ryu from the random rp.

"Where's the fire...oh, crap."-Randy, when he messed up his line in Sleepy Hollow.

"Yeah, Stupid, I bet you can't even spell your own name!" "Can too! Curly. K...E...R...Hey, Brom? What comes after 'R'?"-Ethan (Max) and Dwight (Curly) in Sleepy Hollow.

"THIS IS THE MOST GOD-DAMNED, FUCKED-UP PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!" -My dear-old, pissed-off one-eyed Mom.

"Well, that's just great, Alex, you just killed the emo kid. I hope you're happy."-Dwight to Alex while practicing for the play in the hall.

"I have an announcement to make. For once, I am actually not wearing pants! I'm wearing knickers."- Eli during Sleepy Hollow Tech Week.

"If you guys don't cut that out, I'm gonna pull this car over! No, second thought, I won't even stop, I'll just turn around and whack both of ya!" -P.W. in the Lunchroom.

"I'm an emo vampire. I cut my teeth." -Trevor in the auditorium.

"Don't worry mom, I have gaydar. It's a form of evolution. God saw that, in this day and age with many more gay men around, that women would need some kind of way of telling the difference between gay and straight men. So he gave this generation gaydar." -Me, convincing my mom that one of my classmates was not gay.

"If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, how the heck did it fall down in the first place?!" -Me, a random thought.

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!"
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one.

"Dot. Dot. Dot." -Me, in every single conversation I have with my friend, Josh.

"Beware, the Woman in Curtains!!" -What Josh says when he sees me. It's a long story involving me wearing the 'curtain dress' in Sleepy Hollow.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. --Macbeth, Act V, scene v

"Who wrote it? Why, my man, Jimmy P." -Me, using my new nickname for James Patterson, Jimmy P.

“Bipolar? It means…” “A bisexual from Poland. Never speak to one, they’re trouble.” -Max and Iggy in Dizzy.Blonde.Girl's fanfiction Bisexual from Poland.

"Stop being Zac Efron!" -What Dominic yells at the emos.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -No idea who said it, but I love it! It's a good point. Omg, this would make sense if Emmett Cullen became president!

"Bob, I need page 1 and page 2 of your tax rebate." "Yeah, but which pages are those?" "Page 1 and page 2." "But what pages are those?" -When my Mom tried to ask my idiotic Dad for two pages of his tax rebate. Dad, is it really that hard?

"LET MY PEOPLE GO!!" -What Affie (My aunt) yells when she's stuck in traffic.

My favorite thing about high school is not paying for rent and free internet access." -My classmate, P.W. in last year's yearbook.

'How Would You Describe High School?' 'Zebracake-a-Rific!' -A Freshman named Zach in last year's yearbook.

"Shia rocks and is hot! (With no shirt on.)" -A random note I found in my 2008 yearbook. I think it was Megan...

"Have you ever seen 'Phantom of the Opera'?" "No." "Well, me neither, but you should see it, it's really good." -P.W. asing Andrew about a movie.

"Hum, pocky, pocky, pocky, DEAD PIÑATA, DEAD PIÑATA!!" -SparxFlame, who is awesomely funny.

"If you don't here from us in a week, we'll be at the Hotel Nacional in Mexico City, Room 703." -Victor Velasco in Barefoot in the Park

"More cowbell!" -That SNL skit

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." -Britney Spears

"It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts!" -The Great Jimmy Buffett

"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it.
How very wise of me" - Angela - Eragon

"That story is so funny, it's not funny! Wait, what did I just say?" -Me. Yes, I really just said this about a fanfiction and felt the need to type the quote here.

"What he's doing is Rofling my waffles in a way waffles shouldn't be rofled." -Andrew, the true owner of Pooky.

"You steal my mirror for vanity, so your attempt to steal it will be in vain! This mirror will bring you nothing but contempt and heartache. Jealousy will be your most sinister friend, should you gaze into my mirror. And you will never be able to eat eggplant again!" -Me in Jeb's Magic Mirror.

"Nudge, it'll be ok, and Angel, she's not dying!" Still no freaking answer! Dr. M, pick up!! "Who's dying?" Gazzy asked, coming in. "Nudge." Angel answered. "Nudge is dying?!" "Nudge is NOT dying!" "Well, that's good to know, Fang." -Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel from Facts of Life

"Ok." Fang answered. "I've got a plan. Let's send Iggy to a monestary to become a monk. He'll take a vow of abstinence, and he'll never have to know!" I put my hands on my hips. "Fang, really." "Seriously!" Fang said. "And we can send Nudge to become a nun, and she can take a vow of silence! It's a great plan!" -Fang and Max from Facts of Life

Me: O-tay! ¿Me permite meter un mono en tú pantalones? Fang: ¡No! ¡No monos en mi pantalones! Me: ¿Por que? Fang: ¡Los monos morden! -Me and Fang in St. Fang's Poetry Corner

"And I'm his Doctor! Therapist! Boss! Slave-Master! Thing!" -Me in A Day in Therapy.

"FINE!" Fang yelled, storming towards the woods. "FINE!" Iggy yelled, storming back into the house and closing the door. Fang was almost to the woods, when he stopped, realization crossing his face. "Wait, I just got kicked out of my own house!" -Fang and Iggy from Fanfiction Meets YouTube, based on a video by makemebad35.

"Oh, so you finally admit it." Iggy said. "We could be heading towards sudden death." "Jeez, Iggy, you're so bright and chipper these days, Mr. Sunshine!" -Iggy and Max in Fly By Twilight: The Pack

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (He's on NyQuil.)

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" -Originally heard it from my friend, Andrew.

Good news: I'm not stuck in the woods with a rapist or serial killer. Bad news: I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic. I was just trying to think of a way out of this, when he said, "You don't believe me, do you?" So honest little me nodded. At that, he pulled off his shirt. "Oh great." I thought. "I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic nudist." -Risa from Double Date.

"Look, officer. I have good reflexes, this car is in good repair, and it's a stupid law anyway!" -What my aunt's late sister actually said to a cop. Not recommended.

Customer: Can you tell me where the produce section is? Fang: -shrugs- Customer: Can you tell me where the bathrooms are? Fang: -shrugs- Customer: Can you tell me anything? Fang: -shrugs- -Fang and a Wal-Mart customer in Job Listings

Don't do drugs, kids! Give hugs! This message has been brought to you by The National Republic of Canadia, Rice Crispies, and the letter Ñ. -Me, trying to raise money for the budget for Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV

I liked the one with the black wings, though. He was cute. I wanted to take him home and cuddle him. And feed him blackberries. I like blackberries. I would name him Fuzzles 'cause he looked like a Fuzzles. I decided to ask Gerald about it later. -Gozen from Gozen and the Feather Kids

"Alright, class. I know you're all excited about that yearly social meltdown event called prom, but, unless you'd like to fail my class in the name of sparkly dresses and spiked punch, you all have a project to work on. So please, get with your partners and get to work. If you need me, I'll be at my desk, taking a coffee break, and no, Alanna, you can't have any." -The fictional Mr. Hardy in Fly By Twilight: The Coven (Though I can picture the real Mr. Hardy saying it.)

"Hey, whatcha reading, Bud?" Matt asked me, sitting next to me on the couch. For some reason, Matt always tried to be, like, my best friend or something. He kept calling me 'Bud'. I kept picturing his head in a noose. "To Kill a Mockingbird." "Awesome, Bud. Hey, I killed a bird once hunting with my dad." "Good for you." I wondered if I should be insulted. He technically killed a relative. -Fang and Matt in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets.

"Mybubblesmyprettybubblesmybubblesprettybubblesno!" -Tammy in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets. And yes, I can actually say that at that speed. Amazing, no?

"Fang, who do you think is spying on us?" "Many kinds of people." Oh, how prophetic. "Like?" "Samurai." Houston, I think we've found the problem. -Fang and Max in Ninja Fang.

You have a captive audience, Max. People are listening to you. Your story’s out, you can’t hide anymore. What are you going to do with this situation, Max?” This questioning was starting to tic me off. “Well, let’s see. Get a cut in the profits, buy new shoes, order a life supply of chocolate chip cookies, and hire a private investigator to find out who you are so I can kick your questioning ass. Anything else you’d like to know?” -The Voice and Max in MangaFlock

‘Don’t know where you are? Well, neither do we! Good Luck!’ -The map from Dramacon

"She's like a gray sqiurrel! I want to pounce on her!" "A gray squirrel?" -the two guys in the commercial for The Cougar.

"Hey, look, there's a funeral going on." "Wow, I hope he voted early!" -My friend's Dad and I on voting day.

"I don't think we should give a card with a clown on it. Wasn't Karl afraid of clowns?" "Heh, he can't be anymore! What are they gonna do, kill him?" -My friend and I at my friend Karl's funeral. Yes, I said that second line! Why didn't someone slap me?!

I believe, if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then try to find someone who's life's giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White.

"Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction." I'm like, "I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!" -Jeff Foxworthy on medication side-effects.

"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." -Bill Engvall talking about his daughter

The guy next to me is losing his mind. I guess he must have had something to "live for". He says, "Hey man, if one of the engines goes out, how far will the other one take us?" I look at him. "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty lucky, because that's where we're headed! I bet we beat the paramedics by a good half hour! We're haulin' ass!" -Ron White during a plane crash.

"... I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juce wears tights ..." -Dane Cook

Sean Connery: Knock, knock.
Alex Trebek: Who's there?
Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night! -SNL Jeopardy Skit

Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy, shall we? The category is; I can't believe this, the Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Mothers'.
Sean Connery: Hah, Hah, Hah; My day has finally come, Trebek. -SNL Jeopardy Skit

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." -Don't know who said it, but I love it!

“I HATE YOU LIKE A FLYBOY BREAKING INTO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY MORNIN'!” -Fang in Bellagail's Fangy Loves Joo St Fang of Boredom!

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" "Apparantly not" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode lll

"I was begining to wonder if you even got my message" "We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come rescue you" (looks up at chains) "Good job!" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode ll

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it agressive negotiations." Anakin and Padme - Star Wars Episode ll

"So this is how liberty dies. By thunderous applause." Padme - Star Wars Episode lll

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut

"Trust me, you would not do well in prison." Why not?" "Come here, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk." "So, you're saying I'd soon become someone's..." "Bitch." "On a stick." -Penut, Jeff Dunham, and Jose Jalepeno.

"Where there's a will, there's family, but that's not the point." -Me. If you don't get it, think. 'Will' as in what you write when you leave your family stuff. Get it yet?

Anne: I’m thankful that I’m not your real mother, and I have a license to kill. Flock: 0_o Anne: And I want to adopt all of you! - From xxgldxx's MR SPOOF.

"But a quest to..." Grover swallowed. "I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year." -Grover - Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I thought it would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles." -Chiron -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got seperated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be? They're dead!" -Mulan's mom and grandmom -Mulan

"I'm about to whack my virtual head against my firewall." -Me, in a comment to Fang on max-dan-wiz.

"HOECAKE!" -Amanda, at any random moment.

"Those judges are so judgemental!" "Uh, dad? They're judges." -My dad after watching American Idol. Oh, God, if stupiduty runs in the family, I'm glad I'm adopted...

“Hell. On. Earth,” Iggy snapped. “A ninety-year old lady verbally assaulted me and the cart wouldn’t stop squeaking. I need to blow something up. Excuse me.” He stalked off. -Iggy in BlueWingedKitty's Co Ed Shopping.

"Do you have an airport?" "Yeah, a little one..." "Ok, we'll fly down." "Anthony? ...Nevermind." -My 7-year-old nephew and I on the phone. He wants to fly down to my house. Unfortunately for him, we only live about 2 hours away...

"Krill yum yum yum!" -Bell, a.k.a. Aleria14. Believe in the yumness of krill!

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

"You're about as reliable as the hyper drive on the Millenium Falcon." -Just made that one up watching Star Wars: Episode V. Saving it here for later use.

"Dear Diary, Do you have any idea what it's like to be a wanted criminal? (Don’t answer that question. I really don’t want this diary to end up like Ginny Weasley’s, since it tried to kill her.)" -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“I never noticed. You have a nice chest.” Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. “I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.” Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"I was sitting in my room, contemplating on whether or not to read New Moon, the second part of the ‘Twilight saga’. (How is it a saga? Lord of the Rings – now that’s a saga, with intense battle scenes, powerful characters and an epic plot. But a girl falling in love with a vampire… that’s a series, not a saga. Learn the difference, young grasshopper.)" -A very true quote by Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“But you can’t buy happiness,” I said. “That’s not necessarily true,” Iggy interrupted. “I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Then, he said loudly, “How about you give me a blow?” But Max didn’t miss a beat. “Sorry,” she said. “I choke on small objects.” -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy' and Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Wham! “GO TO HELL.” Bam! “NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam! “YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"You know, when you grow up, you're going to have to get a job and pay for your own stuff." "No, I'll just steal people's wallets." -My sister and my 4-year-old future pickpocket nephew. :D

"I hath telekinesis!" -Voldemort/Volzemort/Satan from the epic fail fic My Immortal.

Iggy grinned. "No response, huh? Alright, well, if you have nothing to say...Why don't you get out of here and leave us alone before I blow your balls off with an M-80, 'kay?" -Iggy in my story, Who Needs Dylan and Max?

"When you use the toilet, you put the seat up. When you're done, you put it down. Women in tribe start wars over this. Many deaths." -"Baboon" - Jungle 2 Jungle

"HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF KAMIA!" -Hidanlvr screaming at the random guy who jumped out in front of her to yell at her to go see Final Destination after she and her friends were discussing what 'kamia' was. Her friends found it hysterical.

"If I ever catch you cheating on me I'm going to do two things." "What's that?" "One, I'm gonna punch the other chick in the face, then ruin your chances of having children." -Hidanlvr said cheerily to her boyfriend. :D Boyfriend's reply: "That's ok. That's why I love you. And if you ever cheat on me, I'll probably just cut one of your boobs off in your sleep."

Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G. How awesometastical is that? -Found that on someone's profile. Awesome.

"One sperm with a sense of direction and I'm paying for it for the rest of my life." -Dorothy-The Golden Girls

"Yes, yes, and if he were your math homework he'd be hard and you'd be doing him on a desk. We get it, Saint." -Skittles' Iggy on Twitter.

"The Butt End of the school. I always thought that was a good place for Math." -Risa from my NaNoWriMo Novel, Wolf Eyes.

"Ms. Coates, exactly who do you think you are?" "Martha Washington." I shot back. "But that's only when I'm off my medication." "What?!" "Oh, I know, it's unbelievable! But don't worry, I know I'm really Hilary Clinton." -Risa owning Ms. Roslin in my NaNoWriMo Novel, Wolf Eyes.

"What would you do if you were magically turned into a pink mini-dragon that breathes sparkles, not fire, by the guy from the Lucky Charms commercial?"Me: I would dance around in circles singing songs by Ke$ha. Of course, that would happen on the same day that Saint's dad stops being a dick, Crossover decides to stop liking the Beatles in favor of the Jonas Brothers, the US Virgin Islands rise up and take over the world, Guam capsizes, Stevo lets go of his dick, Spiffy and Pooky get caught having gay sex by Fromo and Lear, who were having straight sex with the Maxes, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Rodney Dangerfield come back to life to create the greatest musical group of all time, Mario and Luigi lead an army of video game characters against the US Virgin Islands for control of the world, it starts raining wontons, Saint takes that as a sign and declares herself Pope, Fang takes that as a sign and declares himself Head-Boss-Jew-Oy!, the Jews of the world revolt on the grounds that there has never been a Head-Boss-Jew-Oy! and they don't want one, Captain Jack actually finds that rum, Iggy... does something, James Patterson finally writes a book that completely makes sense, MG says "eh" like a true Canadian, not just as a mistake, eh, ET tries to phone home, but he misdials and accidentally calls a sex line, Jesus returns, takes a look around, and runs back screaming to heaven, Bell actually doesn't get mentioned in a chapter of MM&aDK, and Max realizes this is the apocalypse she was supposed to stop, and in her last-ditch attempt to stop it, she gets crushed by a rampaging army of massive murderous Mexican mutant minkles." -Matthias answering a question from Vera in Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel.

"The one...Holy crap, Stevo's grabbing his dick!" -Matt on Skype.

"Half the heifers were over here, half the heifers were over there, and half were still in the fence!" "David! How many halves are in a whole?" "...Two." "So, how were half your heifers in one place, half in another place, and half in a third place?" "...I had one and a half groups of heifers!" -In which Amanda tries to teach David simple math on the farm.

"I hate you with the fiery passion of an angered mango!" -Vera, often.

"You're mom was right and I was wrong." "Say that again, Dad. I have my phone recording now." -My dad and I at Pizza Hut. He was talking about my Mom and made this remark, so I put my phone on 'record' and had him say it again, for the record. Yes, I kept the recording. I've thought of putting it as his ringtone.

"Stop it or I'll bury you alive in a box!" -A MadTV skit.

"Meercat Hanky Panky!" -Mine and Amanda's way of saying 'Goodnight'. Don't ask.

"You can be saved and baptized all you want, you can say that you're close to God, you can read the bible 1000 times, but if you're looking down on people because they don't think like you, you better read that bible one more time." -Skittles' Mom

"Canadians must have invented Pig Latin." "Why do you say that?" "Everything in that language ends in 'eh'!" -Jessica to me one day. I laughed so hard...

"Using your aura as a defense actually takes less energy... Though it will take concentration." "Hey, is that a butterfly?!" "This may take some time..." -Lane and Otto in my second NaNoWriMo fic, Double-Edged Sword.

"A firm native." "I believe you mean 'affirmative', mate." "Is that negatively what I dictated?" -Ichor and Lane from Double-Edged Sword. I love how Ichor talks...

"It wouldn't be my move. First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order." -Jace, City of Bones.

"You know how you can turn men gay, but won't be gay with them? The 'hit and run' thing? Alec could turn lesbians straight, not to mention send hordes of already-straight fangirls chasing after him, and yet, still gay. Damn it. You fictional men and your frustrating sexual habits." -Me to Fang while reading City of Bones.


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My MAXIMUM Rebellion by TheUltimateBookNerd reviews
Recently a bunch of great stories were deleted by . Why you ask? BECAUSE THEY WERE IN CHAT FORM! Ever heard of Flock Chat by mnmdancin12? The one with over 500 reviews and 98 chapters? Fanfiction deleted it. They deleted mine too. And I'm sick of it. Any of you that are too... this is your place to rebel. More explained inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,269 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/30/2013
Beyond Broken Words by Kisarafox reviews
Max and Fang have an argument and Fang goes to gather supplies in a nearby town to calm down. Unfortunately he's captured by the Eraser Ari and taken to a nearby facility where he undergoes another experiment that may ruin his relationship with the flock forever. Fang Mpreg, very slight hint of Iggy, boys love. Please read notes and warning before reading!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Fang
How They Fell in Love by Ellis Alpha reviews
While in the Institute, Fang and Max discover video journal entries from Fang's dad, containing how his parents met, his mom's pregancy, etc. This is their story. Rated for language... among other things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,691 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Fang
Discidium by KCameh reviews
.LV/DM. Draco dimmed his exterior so he would be underestimated by the wizards around him. Yet, when the Dark Lord penetrated his mind and violated his memories, he unwillingly became the object of the man's obsession. When the future collides with the present to deliver a warning about the side he chose, Draco reconsiders his role in history. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,114 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Draco M., Voldemort]
My Sweet Girlfriend by Dr.Lee
Iggy was a cross-dresser. A gay cross-dressing blind mutant bird kid whowas coming out to his brother(me)in the middle of the night. When Iggy shows Fang that he's not only gay, but a cross-dresser- Fang is totally cool with it (You were expecting something else weren't you?)But Iggy wants to go out, like outside and pretend Fang is his boyfriend.Specialglasses 4sight &l8ter kisses
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Fang, Iggy
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Kidnapper by Mistress Becca reviews
In this story i kidnap the kidnappers
Crossover - Misc. Books & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Fang
Middle Earth's Karaoke Corner by Jedi Ani Unduli reviews
A collection of Lord of the Rings parodies. Don't be afraid to sing these out loud when you read them! Update: Sixth one up. Yeah, we know Ke ha is a slut. Maybe there is some good that can come out of her crappy songs. Read, enjoy, and please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Gimli, Aragorn, Legolas, Eowyn
St Max of Rescue missions by Iwantwings reviews
Everyone knows how St. Fang of Boredom kidnapped Fang. But the flock has never noticed...until now! Very minor FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Max, Fang
Fang Affairs by Panda-Hiroko reviews
Fang's world is turned upside-down when he's separated from the Flock and meets the strangest duo named Prince and Ace. Fang's heart beats oddly for the two-especially Prince-as trouble with Max's mission continues. FangXOC. BAD SUM. YAOI. GREAT STORY !
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,695 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Fang
Long Live The Lord by girlwiththeuglyshoes reviews
Lord Tubbington of the Pierce Empire is at war with his persistent nemises who constantly invades HIS territory and claims HIS human.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Lord Tubbington, Santana L.
Just a Dream? by divergentbirdkid reviews
This fanfic starts slow and fluffy... then it gets faster. Dream or Nightmare? Fact or Fiction? Real or Not Real? Just a Dream or Not? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Max, Fang
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style by Pinefresh65 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Fandom, Really?: MR by HannahBananaMcKenzie reviews
The Flock is mad. Writers are on the lose messing everything up. The Flock decides to say something about it - well, write something about it. T for saftey
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Max - Complete
Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming by Kina Kalamari reviews
The flock has been trapped in an illusion for the past four years. With unlikely allies, a familiar foe, and a couple bottles of Snapple, can the flock escape from their life-long prison? AU continuation from Ch. 41 of STWAOES. Summary by StephanieZorander.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,799 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - [Fang, Max] Iggy, Marian J./The Director - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend helps Fang! by HannahBananaMcKenzie reviews
Me plus Youtube plus Watching Sassy Gay Friend plus Fang equals this! Sassy Gay Friend shows up minutes before Fang is about to leave The Flock. What happens? One-shot, R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Fang - Complete
Heaven's Heard Me Calling by FangIsFexcellent reviews
There are some things that Max doesn't like to talk about. Ever. Which makes Fang telling her everything a whole lot harder...M for mature themes and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Fang, Dylan
Forks High School Blogs by Crazy about Harry Potter reviews
Forks has got a Blog. Read thoughts from our favourite Cullens, Bella and more. Watch Edward go head over heals for Bella on his Blog.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/11/2008
What Happens With Cookies by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
A really strange MR parody. Expect the unexpected. The result of a sugar high. Review :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max - Complete
Finding Peace by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
Fang, Max and Iggy are all fighting for one thing in life, Peace. Through the chaos and confusion that comes with living with Werewolves and Fang being related to Alice and the School at their heals they'll find the middle ground. Sequel to Finding Home.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Ghost of Me by biteoutoflife reviews
Based on Tonya Hurley's "Ghostgirl". Fang dies, and learns that "death" wasn't anything like he expected. Now he's a ghost. The problem? No one can see or hear him. To make it worse, he must communicate that he can be saved or else he'll die... for good
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Fang - Complete
Dude, Be My Wingman by flYegurl reviews
Fang was just minding his own business, chillaxing, reading a book. But then Iggy informed him that he likes someone. A lot. Seriously. And he's going with said person to the mall... and he wants Fang to be his wingman. Sort-of-sequel to 'Get Over It.'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Application To Date My Daughter by Evil Robina reviews
'Never ever mess with me again.' I said to Iggy. 'I'm sorry Fang.' Iggy replied. 'But this means WAR'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009
New Directions for The New Directions by CodeRed6606 reviews
Shortly before Never Been Kissed. AU. Kurt's world is turned upside down by the transfer of a new student. Rated T for foul language and imagery.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,336 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife by xoxoeosvugirl reviews
The Flock is living in Washington, DC when they are kidnapped by the evil Jeb and the Director. Who comes to their rescue? None other than Antoine Dodson and President Obama, of course. RUN AND TELL THAT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
For the love of Fnick! by Aleria14 reviews
The Flock know that Fang has gone, but each of them have special memories with him that cannot be forgotten. See each Flock member thinks back to a time that they had spent with Fang, and see why they miss and need him so much. Some humor.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Fang - Complete
Tentacles and Tailpipes by Catatonic Muse reviews
Oneshot. Written for the 'cruel and unusual pairings' challenge at BL:TDLMF forum. A midnight rendezvous between the Giant Squid and Mr. Weasley's Flying Car. Squid/Flying Car
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Falling Pianos by aggressively writes reviews
Based on Fangalicious08's fic, Songbird. Dave's feelings for Iggy are growing. Iggy has convinced himself those kisses were mistakes. But, will a small run in at the park change everything?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Iggy, D. Karofsky - Complete
Camera Klaine by Fangalicous08 reviews
Blaine snaps an embarrassing picture of Kurt while he's asleep. Some cute little fluff ensues. Klaine. R&R?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Comes Clean by Fangalicous08 reviews
When Kurt asks about Blaine's past he realizes he can't keep his dirty little secret from his boyfriend any longer. So, Blaine finally comes clean, and learns something new about Kurt as well. Canniblaine! R&R?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend: Canniblaine by Fangalicous08 reviews
Blaine Anderson just ate his lover and is going to grow old alone. All this could've been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. R&R?
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A.
Iggy's Journal by Fangalicous08 reviews
Iggy: I got my own journal! W00t! So, read to see what happens to me on a daily basis. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Iggy
The ByStander by Fangalicous08 reviews
Everyone's always fussing over the Flock and the other experiments, but what about that random by-stander in New York? Why doesn't he get any attention? Well, here he finally does.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Anne W. - Complete
Get Over It by flYegurl reviews
So, Max lets Fang in on a little secret: Iggy's gay. But Fang's sort of a homophobe. What's going to change his mind about his best friend? Only Iggy being ganged up on by a large group of seriously idiotic and homophobic high school boys, that's what.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Brainwashed by dfox163 reviews
Fang is captured and brainwashed. When the flock finds him, will he remember who they are? First fan fic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2007
Subway Serenade by Fangalicous08 reviews
Subway seems like a boring place to work, but is anything really boring when Saint's around? Throw in the Warbler boys and you have some creepy yet dapper entertainment! One-shot. Feel free to R&R.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Ring of Wings by Terelex reviews
Max and the Flock are transported into the book The Lord of the Rings when an experiment goes wrong... or did it? I know it sounds really wierd but hey, why not? Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,083 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Oops, I Created a Pyromaniac by FiniteSky07 reviews
It started when Iggy's trusty spatula was stolen. It all kind of went downhill from there. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Cliffs, Sunsets and Celery by aggressively writes reviews
What happens when Blaine Anderson tries to stop a mysterious emo boy from jumping off a cliff? What will Fang do when Blaine wants to sing him inspirational songs? And Iggy gave Kurt celery? WHUT? crack!fic BLAING Klaine Kurt/Celery
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Fang, Blaine A. - Complete
Letters to the Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY BRI NICHOLE***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
Things to Look For If the World is Ending by potterride reviews
The Craziest things imaginable for every mind to read if you really want to know the signs over the world going insane or ending. THIS IS A PARODY. Might update more, but that's for you to decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
The Taming of the Shrew by ozykingofkings reviews
Ig, a new student at Padua High falls in love with Nudge. However, Nudge can't date unless her sister Max does. There's just one problem: Max hates guys. What happens when Fang is paid to take out Max? Will Fang be able to tame the shrew?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,733 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Max, Fang
Harry Potter 7: How It Should Have Ended by Itz All Good reviews
The Giant Squid was done. The environmental policies had gone down the drain, and she was still ticked about that Triwizard Lake Race, or whatever it was. And now, they were having this enormous battle next to her lake? Oh, these wizards were going daown.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
If I Asked You To, Would You Kill Me? by Irene Sharda reviews
When Fang is captured by Erasers, he finds that something inside him, once dormant, has now awakened. Hidden agendas and key players are suddenly revealed, and it's up to Max & Flock to save Fang from their enemies and possibly from himself... AU/Post-SOF
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,138 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Max
Losing Lissa by tgypwya reviews
The Red-Haired Wonder is back, and she won't take no for an answer. What'll it take for Fang to lose Lissa for good? Some Fax, rated T for safety. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Do I not bleed? by Alias - Eyelash - Blue reviews
Fang 's back at the school, being used in terrifying, painful experiments. Basically me torturing him, until Max comes to the rescue. Angsty, but with some sarcastic comic relief. And he's shirtless! May go up to M. Who doesn't want to hurt our hero?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Fang
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Flyin' High by PineappleKoala reviews
Fang's life is about to get a lot more complicated. Can Max help? Will she help? And why's Iggy acting differently? Read&Review to find out! Warning: Spoilers and other such inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Fang, Iggy
The Crossover by A Heny and Cat Production reviews
HIATUS! Twilight X Maximum Ride. When Fang gets caught in a storm, ends up in La Push and get found by one of the werewolves, what trouble will ensue as him and his rescuer are thrown into an experiance they will never forget. Slash. Fang/Seth.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Fang, Seth
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
Safe In Your Arms by Lady RavenEyes reviews
Perhaps we really all were just dancing on the strings of fate. Aragorn/OC, Legolas/Arwen Reposted
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,416 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
When A Wedding Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong by tgypwya reviews
See that down there? Saint and Fang's wedding over Skype? Well, they weren't the only ones... I guess I'm married to Max now, if this all wasn't just a really, really bad dream...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Max - Complete
Fun with the Flock! by King Matt228
Read about the flocks crazy times, also featuring a new charater named Matt.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Iggy's bad day by Aleria14 reviews
Post-MAX. Iggy has a horrible day that includes his shirt and boxers turning pink, his iPod being dropped from the sky, and an embarrassing conversation with Fang about Ella and his new pink shirt. But what he does to overcome this is the funniest of all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Plothole by Polodo reviews
Ever wondered what happens to characters when they go to the Plothole? This is what happens... 99.813% accurate according to my opinions. Rated T for... well, you'll see. Minor slash, so beware.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Total, R. Ter Borcht - Complete
FAXimum Ride: It begins HERE by DirtyZephyrAssassin reviews
Fang tries to talk to Max about feelings, but she's still in denial. Well, not for long. As Max really starts to "warm up" to Fang, something starts happening to her, and she isn't sure what is causing it. And soon they set out for another adventure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fang, Max
Intro to Birdkids by Vera Amber reviews
Max is teaching a class about avian-human hybrids - and she's teaching it to YOU. Yes, you, sitting there, reading this summary. This is an interactive fic, obviously. Rating may change. Will eventually be updated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Max
Hairdo Dilemma by Quill-and-Parchment reviews
Frontier. There was, after all, a reason why Kouji generally avoided electricity sources. This one-shot explains it all. Friendship.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Takuya K., Kouji M./Koji - Complete
Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You by Vera Amber reviews
Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by Hidanlvr reviews
Yeah i think the name sums it up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Akatsuki
What If I Lay An Egg? by kelseychicago reviews
Well, Max has an unexpected night with Fang, and gets an unexpected suprise, as you can probably guess from the title. I know it's been done before, but it's my first story and I had a hard time thinking of ideas. R&R! New chapter up now! YAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Max, Fang
Mind Over Matter by eternalsunset7 reviews
Set in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, Fang receives the same message as seen in the beginning of the book, but what if it turns out that HE is the rotten egg of the flock? Fang x Max, some borrowed themes from other books.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Fang, Max
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8157 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
An Average Ordinary Everyday Story About Sick Fang by Fangalicous08 reviews
Just an everyday story where Fang gets sick and...interesting things occur. Rated T because of innuendo and the likes. Blackmail on Fang and Iggy. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Mother's Dream by Fangalicous08 reviews
Saint and Fang are 19 and have nine kids? Wow...how well is this going to work out? Especially when they're the Skypers...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Fang - Complete
Accidental by EvilPumpkin reviews
Fang loves Max. So why can't he stop writing letters to Dylan, letters the other bird-kid will never read? Dang twoshot, post-FANG. I might add to this, depending on my mood.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Fang, Dylan
Matter over Mind by Vera Amber reviews
-Complete!- The flock and a Verallion OCs have a bunch of whacky adventures. Utterly silly, random, and cracky. Read: pure nonsense. Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and spit-swapping. Fax. Eggy. Other pairings. Pre-Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Forgotten:The BirdKid that Jeb forgot by MarleighKitty reviews
When Jeb rescued the flock from the school he left behind the only other bird kid. This is her story, of getting out of The School, seekign her family, and getting revenge.Better than summary. rated T to be safe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Skittles by DemonAngel-SweetDevil reviews
Angel dyes Total purple, pink, green, and yellow. And everyone's calling him Skittles! I think I spelled it wrong in the story R&R! Thanks for reading my tardness!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Total, Angel - Complete
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
My end is only the beginning by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
how exactly were the Cullens "changed?" what were THEIR thoughts before, during and after? WARNING: slight graphic content.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Baby Wings by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
What happened before the beginning of Maximum ride? what were everyone's favorite bird kids like as babies and toddlers? find out here. It rocks, people, come on, just try it out. Sorry about the shortness of the chapters, but it's quality over quantity.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Inquisition by kikofreako reviews
Fang, Dr. Martinez, and the sex talk. I'm sure this will go well. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Breaking The Fourth Wall by Fangalicous08 reviews
I wrote this back when I was sick. What happens when Iggy breaks the fourth wall? Read and find out. Oneshot. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Fax of Life by Bookaholic711 reviews
Post "Fang"- Fang contemplates the book series and worries that Max is a couple enchiladas short of a combo platter. He then rants about everything he hated about "Fang."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
The Bruised Brothers by Aleria14 reviews
What happens when St. Fang of Boredom and I are talking over skype and Fang and Iggy end up in a fight? They end up with a name like 'The Bruised Brothers' and amnesia. And what's this about another child? -gasps- Read to find out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Max's Bewbs Will Save Humanity by Pugz reviews
Read at your own risk xD Set one month after FANG so some spoilers. Inspired by my craziness and South Park!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Max - Complete
A Game Called Jelousy by whatsevengoingon reviews
ok. max FINALLY figures out she loves fang but hes moved on. she makes a deal with Iggy to get fang jealous but iggy starts to love max. i know, sounds confussing, but give it a shot. and MUCH better grammar... .
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride Commentaries by AmerikajinOtaku reviews
Maximum Ride characters making commentaries for actual fanfictions. Totally funny! Please donate your fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
Finding Hope by shebolebolee reviews
Fang gets an expiration date. The flock has to go through lots of events, and all the while Fang is dying and Max is trying to save him. Promises are made and broken, secrets are spilled and erased. Sacrifices will be made. COMPLETE!-2013-I will also be slowly filling in plot holes, MAYBE adding a chapter or two!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
A Stolen Kiss by Call me Mad reviews
We never did find out Fang's oppinion on his and Lissa's kiss.....
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Fork in the Road by Totally-Yatal reviews
Max recieves a new mission: To kill Fang. BIGGER SUMMARY INSIDE! *NOTE: I am restarting this, so I will be taking down chapters. If you are new to the story, you may read it from the beginning or from the new preface. I reccomend from the NEW preface
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008
Dark Wings Of Death by XMusicXIsLifeX reviews
Max and the flock had finally escaped the danger, but that doesn't mean it's not ahead of them waiting to strike. P.S: Not cancelled anymore!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Max, Fang
Justin The Musical! by Melody H. Grace reviews
I had a really random idea-St. Fang of Boredom's Justin "son" of Fang and Iggy should have a song! So, why not give him one? I don't own MaxRide, Twilight, Sweeney Todd, Justin, Spiffy, Pooky, or Saint. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Justin Rant by tarynmunchkin reviews
My view on Justin from Another Form of the Avian Bird-flu, by St. Fang of Boredom. You will not understand this story if you have not read that. A one-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Sightless Raven by Forever-Here-Forever-Alone reviews
Fang and Iggy find themselves caught by White Coats, and they need to each other to survive and possibly escape. But when the relationship switches to more than platonic, how can they, and the Flock, react to this new feeling? Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Iggy, Fang
Fang's capture by speedingdemonreader reviews
Fang is captured,torture,and alone.WHy is he alone? What did angel do? Where's max? very explicit flshbacks, and torture scenes. faxness fang-POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Fang, Max
Vampire by Hidanlvr reviews
It had been one hundred years since Kohote had given up her own immortality. By that time most of the Akatsuki had turned into something feared by most angels. Vampire…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Deidara
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
MR6: Somebody for Me by Crazi Fang reviews
When the flock hunker down in an old barn, they find something they weren't expecting. Bad summary, good story. Rated T for Saftey. Read it. Iggy finds somebody! Fax, Charggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Before Bella by Crazi Fang reviews
Edward and The Cullen's life before Bella, before Forks. Bad summary but great story. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Ill Eagle by Natvv reviews
Max the rapper. She's Ill Eagle, and she's fly. Utter randomness, read at your own risk. Extremely OOC. Hopefully hilarious . R&R for an autographed copy of her first album, "I'm So Fly, Yo Taco" OneShot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Max - Complete
Falling Down by halocrumber reviews
Fang and Max are captured by God-Knows-What. Whitecoats are performing one last experiment, it'll take every last ounce of strength to stop it. The remains of the flock are trying to save them. It gets pretty intense. FAXNESS! Open to flame. No gross Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Max, Fang
Do Minkles Eat Herring? by Vera Amber reviews
I got curious one day... Do my Meenkulls like Saint's herring? Cowritten with M.G Christiani and rainbowstrike. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Rain the Almightly by rainbowstrike reviews
Haha, a little drabble/ poetry/ recount of funny crap that happens to me during my ever-eventful life that is not so eventful. Idea shamelessly stolen from Saint and from others who have also stolen her idea. R & R? The Great Skype Wedding! Read! -grins-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Heart On Her Sleeve Kind of Girl by Silent Broken Heart reviews
Total Fax. This is a one shot for anti catherine hardwicke day so enjoy and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Exist' Support Group by Fangalicous08 reviews
A short oneshot where Justin Fang and Iggy's elligitimate child goes to an 'I Exist' support group on an episode of Oprah. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Fang - Complete
Excuses by RawrFangMonster reviews
It's been a long day. All Max wants to do is sleep. But the flock won't do their chores. Mild, like /really/ mild Fax. As in, only best buds kind. Family fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Max - Complete
Seduced in a Blizzard by shawtie reviews
One-shot. Fang and Max. Alone together in a cabin. During a blizzard. How will Fang turn this situation to his advantage? FAXFAXFAX! Set after TFW
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Spoofed Maximum Ride The Final Warning by Rebecca Snicket reviews
A spoof of Maximum Ride, The Final Warning. Rated M for bad language, sexual references and a lot of sarcasm. Read it, Love it, Review it. Or else just read it. Hey click me, click me!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Innocent Questions by Rowena of Naxen reviews
One-shot for St. Fang of Boredom's petition/the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Angel overhear's some of Max's and Fang's thoughts and goes to ask Iggy what they mean...mostly Eggy with a dash of Fax. My first Maximum Ride fic, so please review! I own nothing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Angel - Complete
Face down by actorgirl21 reviews
It started out as a song fic in Fang's point of view but now its a story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008
Dressing with Dresses from Dressers by Vera Amber reviews
Ella, with the help of Nudge, sticks Max in a dress and high heels. Slight randomosity. Rated T because of paranoia and censorage. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Max's Presidential Scheme by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max wants to become President so she can make people pay taxes with cookies. How does she do it? Read and find out. R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Iggy's Chase by Anime-kitty10 reviews
Iggy is sick of being blind, and one day he gets lost on a crouded New York street. And Thats when he meets her. The one who can help him see. But....How far will her go to keep her with him? Would he have wings grafted onto her? Iggy/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Iggy
Late AntiHardwick by Athena Picasso reviews
Everything goes crazy when the flock finds out about Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stweart, and Catherine Hardwick. With help from a friend, they fix it all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
AntiHardwicke Day Doesn't Have To End by Waiting On Yesterday reviews
Doesn't the title say it all?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
the amazing kidnapping of hollywood biggies by geromeee reviews
anti-hardwicke day!the flock have a few things to say to miss hardwicke and her cronies kristin and robert so they kidnap them torture them and tell catherine to get a life! (FIRST FIC- ABANDONED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Quite the Popular Ones by Real Holden reviews
Anti-Hardwicke Day everybody! Let's follow the flock around and read as they get caught up in the mischief that Anti-Hardwicke Day causes. Filled with psycho fan girls, a confused flock, and one endangered director. Let's get to it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009
And the Crowd Went Wild by Mo- The Reviewer reviews
My Anti-Hardwicke Day story. Catherine Hardwicke is threatened by Maximum Ride fans. What could possibley go wrong? Uh... A lot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
New Max and Fang by Fangalicous08 reviews
My oneshot for Anti-Hardwicke Day! Rob and Kristen do NOT have what it takes to be Max and Fang! Stop the madness! Sign the petition! R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
We Want Our Movie Back by soccerislife14 reviews
Catherine Hardwicke gets some very unexpected visitors. 'We Want Our Movie Back' My entry for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
When the Fans get angry by rainbowstrike reviews
Story for 'day of Anti-Hardwicke'. While reading Fang's blog, Max discovers some interesting news about the casting choices for their upcoming movie. One mob of protestors later, she realises that perhaps it's time to call Ms. Hardwicke...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max - Complete
An Unpleasant Suprise by Hestia Ember reviews
Max and Fang go rather Cucko when they learn who might play them, thank's to Max's odd fetish with gossip magazines. Written for Anti-Hardwicke Day, whenever it is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang's response: Application to date my Daughter by rainbowstrike reviews
As seen in Evil Robina's story 'Application to Date my Daughter'. Yes I have permission to write this follow-up oneshot. Thinking that Dr. M has really given Fang an application form to date Max, he fills it out. These are his answers...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Just A Dream by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the Flock's life takes a turn for the worst? Is it really happening, or is it all just a dream? Based off the song Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood...somehow...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang
A Study of Birds by Sake-kunXx reviews
Fang thinks about what he learned when living with the Hawks, and what he can show Max from that. Complete and utter FAXNESS, though hopefully in character. Please read and review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I see Paris, I see France by Plusi reviews
Max, Fang, and the rest of the gang are living in a veryy nice hotel in Paris, when the devious Iggy thinks up a prank that involves Max, Fang, and....the hotel bathroom. This takes place around 5 years after MAX. FAX! :p Includes a back-story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Unsettled by teddiesxturtles reviews
Thanks to St. Fang of Boredom for the title. :D It's basically white horse without the lyrics. review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Immortals and Avians by Griffinfeather reviews
Alanna the Lioness and Numair Salmalin are unprepared when Maximum and Fang Ride enter their world, armed with a strange warning from an old friend and possibly the ability to save Tortall from certain destruction. Tortall/Maximum Ride crossover.
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Tortall
Maximum Therapy by INKSPELL'D reviews
Everybody knows that EVERYONE in Maximum Ride needs some serious therapy, and I'm just the person to do it! A fanfiction in which Max is obsessed with plans, Fang loves sun-burnt hippos, and much, much more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Dazed and Confused by Yascarocks reviews
Fang is finally with his family, but can he really trust them? Sequal to Fading to Black. Set after SOF, and before STWAOES.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Fang
Lost by Person95 reviews
Max leaves the flock when she finds out she is pregnant with Fang's child. What happens when Fang finds Max? Fax, rated T for sexual references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Max, Fang
Fifteen Easy Ways to Annoy Fang By: Max by ikasamelindora reviews
So. It's time for revenge. I'm SICK of all the torture I go through everyday by Mr. Silence. So, I stole the little geek's laptop. And THIS was born. 15 simple ways to annoy Fang. For now. And now, not so much. Fang here. Be prepared.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
A CharmedMR Substitution by GleekingSam reviews
Just a little idea on what this would be like... rated K. I will take requests from scenes of either Charmed or Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Charmed & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frozen on an edge by missmissyeyes reviews
Fang's touch made Iggy's world spin, his body react-- pulse in a force not even he could interpret. So what if he left? That comfort, that safe harbor, and later his heart... would be gone. Not even the most frozen of things could last that long. Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Freedom: The First Condition of Action by leroyandmarvin reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, M for later chapters. Ginny was always what everyone expected of her, now that she's skipped 6th year, and is in all advanced classes, she becomes someone no one expected, especially Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Prognosis by nathan-p reviews
Max is diagnosed with an incurable disorder. Fang must get her to take meds. Fang/Max, Jeb/ter Borcht as an aside. Vaguely RC-verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Vacation isn't all it's cracked up to be by MiniFeverency reviews
Max and the flock decide to take a few weeks off from this world saving business, but when Fang gets a strange fever, we'll see just how long this wonderful vacation lasts.... FAX. R&R if you like or if you don't. some errors but I didn't feel like repost
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Expiration Date by It'sTimeToDance reviews
I've expired like old milk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kill Me Now! by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Max and The Flock get captured by The School again, they get something VERY unexpected. Their own FANS! How are they to react to having to share a dungeon with obsessed fanfictioners! Rated T just in case. Something that wouldn't really happen! OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Thunder by i-effed-it-all-up reviews
My first fic, be nice! Who's afraid of the thunder? Miggy and Fax if you squint.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
New Friends by Endless Dawn reviews
What happens when the characters from Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Sweep meet? NOW WRITTEN BY ENDLESSHOPE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Most Awesome Twilight FanFiction Ever! by Wonderland Blossom reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wands, Wizards, and Terrible Blizzards by greyskys reviews
Hey! The Flock is back and flying over UK when a blizzard hits and sends Fang and Max reeling away from the rest of their feathery friends. What happens when a certain someone meets up with a distinctly marked boy? FAX! NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Max, Fang
The Naming of Fang by Anndii reviews
Ever wondered why Fang is named Fang. I Have. Here are The Lies, Secrets, and Answers for the reason of the Name of Fang. A month or two before The Angel Experiment
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Fang
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Pretty Blue Eyes by Little Mouse reviews
Each of the Hobbits is puzzled by Legolas's mysterious response when asked about his reasons for coming on the quest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Legolas
Fang's Pain by Evan Divine reviews
It seems too good to be true... under M for slight lemon, just to be safe. very short one-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Hate The Snuggie by Duck Life reviews
This is what I think of the Snuggie commercial. Please R&R! Flames are not appreciated.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Surrender to the Darkness by MarieAmethyst reviews
***Slash Alert!*** Aragorn is betrayed by a one he thought a friend,and forced into enslavement by Sauron. The Dark Lord has plans for the Ranger, none of them nice...*grin*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/28/2001 - Aragorn, Sauron
Deleted Scene by Happi Zebra reviews
Angel bit Reilly in book 1 but it wasn't in teh books, yo, so here we go: my take, anyway. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Angel - Complete
Blink by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Set during MR4. Sight was something he wasn't used to but couldn't stop craving, and he was tired of greeting that familiar nothingness every time he blinked. Iggy preferred to be alone with his sight, but maybe he needed a guiding hand more than he knew.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Demanded by beautiful imperfections reviews
Max will do anything to save the flock. So would Fang. And when their demanded to do the unthinkable, backing out is just not an option. And for Max, neither is taking pleasure in it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008
Bisexual from Poland by Dizzy.Blonde.Girl reviews
Written for 'Alice's Writing Contest'. A cliche, which we all love occasionally. XD. The Flock go to the mall, and Gazzy wants some socks in a pair of three...Gazzy's POV, for a little change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Max - Complete
My Very Manly ManJournal of Manliness by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Macbeth tells how he feels after he kills Duncan, how much of a creep his wife is, and what happens when he does not get a Klondike bar.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Things you will never hear the Maximum Ride charac by honeyshoshana reviews
Things you will never hear Maximum Ride Characters say. Pretty self explanatory. Fang: And she was like, no way, and then I was all like ohmigod totally and she was like... Max: Ah! I broke a nail! sobsobsob. Now with all new conversations!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Keep Him Secret, Keep Him Safe by shirebound reviews
Aragorn falls ill at Cormallen, which Éomer feels must be kept a secret. But there is more to this illness than meets the eye, as Frodo discovers. My usual h/cccc, very hobbity, mostly book verse. Characters include Elladan and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,058 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Kohote by Hidanlvr reviews
What happens when Hidan find's his sister after he thought she died in the war, is she immortal or just lucky? What happens when they find out she is a Jinjuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Click by InkRain reviews
It started out as Angel's harmless plan to compile a scrapbook for the Flock. And, as expected, things just went bad to worse from there. My first FanFic, so please read. FAXNESS! 'Cuz what else is there? CHAPTER 2 IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Max
Flying With Vampires by FireDeztiny reviews
.:MR/TWILIGHT CROSSOVER:. A boy falling out of the sky is bad enough. No, wait scratch that. A WINGED boy falling out of the sky is really bad... The flock and the Cullens cross paths! What trouble will brew from this meeting? FAX BxE GIVEN UP. sorry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Maximum Ride by Max7 reviews
Max is taken by the school at fourteen, and two years later she is told she's going to marry omega. the flock thinks she's dead, until Fang gets a new ability. What will he do? i suck at summaries, so please read. edit-this is a twilight/maximum ride mix
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Thirsty by bahamallama ding-dongs rulz reviews
Fang is changing, and its more than just mutant bird-kid hormones. Without knowing it, he is putting the whole flocks life in danger. Lets just say it gives the name Fang a whole new meaning...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,655 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
With Hope and Without Hope by docmon reviews
FIRST PLACE 2008 MEFA Awards! One different decision - run through that second night of the chase after the Orcs rather than rest - and everything changes. Well, not everything. The three are merely captured by the Orcs, too. Huge thanks to Thundera Tiger
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,026 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Aragorn, Saruman - Complete
BiPolar Edward by ReallyLoudObserver reviews
Just a little one-shot that I thought of and laughed at myself. Read and I am almost sure you will like it ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Switched by Wait For The Stars reviews
Fang and Max switch bodies mysteriously. Along with weird whitecoat dreams...that they share, and a whole lot of pranks, there is also something else there. While trying to get even, get into their own bodies, will they FINALLY fall in love? Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Finding Home by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
The Flock has destroyed the school and Max has gone on a quest to find their parents. Fang is the only one without parents. Max finds his mother. Her name is Mary Brandon. She lives in Biloxi. Full summery inside. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Letters To Claire by whitnibble reviews
On Claire's 16th birthday she finds a box full of letters from her friends and family...with a twist. Quil/Claire
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Medusa by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Not many people care about this character, they only bash away at her without really thinking about the person she is. This is an attempt to show you what she's really like. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Fang - Complete
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say by Lekta reviews
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say But Never Had the Chance To R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
Maximum Ride Flock Against The World by xxAnnaXMollyxx reviews
This Is my version of MR4. Complete with faxness, fangish problems, and action. T for slight language and faxness. R&R Plz. All authors love good reveiws! Will Fang get his memory back? Read to find out! CHAPTER EIGHT REVISED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007
Ode To A Fangirl by Multi-Shipper reviews
A ballad of how we, the Fangirls, long to be with our fictional loves. Remake of "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Art of Treachery by nathan-p reviews
Fang/Max, Fang/Omega. As part of an elaborate plot by Itex, Omega and Fang escape a School-like facility together. Fang falls in love. Hilarity and fluff ensues. Post-bk. 3. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Fang, Omega] - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
The History of a Famous Friend by JAR OF DIRT 1066 reviews
Harry Potter/Lord of the rings cross. Gandalf wishes to depart middle earth for a little while to visit his home land, to do so he must leave a part of himself in middle earth so he can return. He leaves his child self in his place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Gandalf
Ghosts by Fang Cullen reviews
Nightmares plague me at night. I'm a time bomb, ready to go off... The School we came from wasn't the only one. There is another in Alaska, just as horrible. However, they have something that nobody else has: they have me, Fang. Their ghost.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Fang
99 Ways to Kill Fang by Spirited Heart reviews
Ever wondered just how creative you could get when killing Fang? REVISED AND UPDATED VERSION.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Fang
Global Warming? by Yes. I stole your boyfriend reviews
One Shot. Angel reads her Global Warming Theory in Class, after Fang gave her candy. And what's this about polar bears selling nuclear weapons to the Germans and Canadians...? Wait, what the Hell?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fang's Friendly Fun Help Column by Tomo Potter reviews
Something silly I'm working on in my spare time... ASK FANG AND HE WILL ANSWER! Figgy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Thoughts of Death? by keli72 reviews
It was just a bad dream, right? Fang has a dream and he can't seem to get it off of his mind. And why is it when he remembers it during a battle people die? Could it be a new power, if so he certainly doesn't want it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
Sure Thing Falling by tanyart reviews
Fang’s mother wasn’t the crack addict he’d thought she would be. To him, she was the perfect mom… but he wasn’t the perfect son. In fact, he never got the chance to try until now. clone!fang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
BloodWings by Emaryllis reviews
On hiatus - Twilight crossover. Max: I can't let that Eraser kill her, or take her for experimentation. I just can't.Even though she's a complete stranger, I would never let someone suffer the way I've suffered, not when I can still save her.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Grounded Angels by EdwardAddict reviews
Chapter 98 in TAE. What was going on in Fang's head while the others prayed? Are they truly God's Grounded Angels? Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Fang - Complete
Charlie and His Amazing Powers of Observation by sillig reviews
NOTE: This is for A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore. [Almost the right category. Same author, different title.] Charlie Asher, on a rather impromptu trip to the sewer, has a lot of time to think.
Lamb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Surrender by Supergirrl reviews
Fang couldn't believe it. They'd finally gotten him. MariOnesided FaxGift for Kisekinoneko
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Fang, Ari B. - Complete
One Fang Is Never Enough by Myspace Mobile reviews
What will Max do when there is another Fang? Will she be able to pick the right one, or will she fall for the enemy?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Something's Wrong With Fang by Dino12345610 reviews
What happens when the blood inside Fang that came from Max starts to change him? What will he do? Can he fight his way out of his alter ego before he kills the flock? R & R! MAJOR Faxness! Some Miggyness and some Mariness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007
Fred Flies Again by thehappystalkerball reviews
Takes place during epilogue. George sends the kids off to Hogwarts in style!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - George W., James P. - Complete
17 Things Fang Is Forbidden To Do Around YoungKids by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
With a title like that...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Secret Life by atruwriter reviews
When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
22 Ways To ScareAngerHarassConfuse Carlisle by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
The result of too much daydreaming.... hehe.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Happy Pony Rainbow Land Regains Their King by EdwardAddict reviews
This is all based on a banner I used to have on the Maximum Ride message boards. Fang suddenly begins to smile when these winged munchkins come to take him back to his kingdom. Can he battle the happiness? Hilariousity ensues. Parody Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Fang - Complete
MR: The Angel Experiment: A Busy Reader's Guide by TheSmartypants reviews
A rather insane parody of the novel we all know and love. Featuring: bloodthirsty Angel, angsty emo Fang, and, of course, the random Monty Python references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2007
Violet Haze by Onyx-and-Moonstone reviews
Fang get's injected with a paralyzing drug. Max has to save him, and we all know how she is about saving the IMPORTANT stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
AF317436 – The Phoenix Experiment by nathan-p reviews
Will be AU after book 3. They say that the scientists at the Institute and School have even mastered the elements themselves. Is it true? No one knows...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
Fang Got Run Over by an Eraser! by not magical me reviews
basically grandma got run over by an eraser with a twist. reviews are always welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Then and Now by Ashily reviews
Fang and Iggy were best friends once upon a time, but as they grew up they grew apart. Now, on the verge of adulthood they find themselves growing closer than ever, if fate doesn't tear them apart. FangIggy. No SOF. DONE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,166 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Solution by Supergirrl reviews
Being a teenager is hard. Being a mutant teenager in a flock in which the two older males are in love with eachotherAnd you like both of themis harder. Here's the solution!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Beginning by Onyx-and-Moonstone reviews
This is when the flock first met, back at the school.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Switched by Kara B reviews
Aragorn and Legolas on an adventure that turns... well, strange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Fading to Black by Yascarocks reviews
The flock gets taken back to the School, but only Fang escapes. While at the School the flock finds out that Fang has a brother. Please R&R. DONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
He Had It Coming! by skiowl reviews
Fred and George discover the delights of Muggle advertising. Very slight GWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
Dark Lord's Consort by catwjl reviews
AU: Aragorn becomes the ruling Consort of Mordor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Aragorn, Sauron
Carols of Middle earth by Elemmire2 reviews
Sauron pays a visit in 'Twas the Night Before Yuletide', Helm's Deep erupts in 'Let it Blow', and Denethor gets toasted in 'Steward Roasting on an Open Fire'. Ten carols to put you in the holiday spirit, Middle-earth style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Sauron, Aragorn
Orcs by Kmikaze KAtie AAPPG 42 reviews
Yes! I have infected the LOTR fandom! It was only a matter of time. Parody of Jimmy Buffett's song, "Fins". I'm sure Tolkien's spinning in his grave, right now. Please read and review... then you can all run screaming away from this travesty. Hopefully it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Redemption and Revenge by The Retired Keiya Tenpouin reviews
(Based on The BOOK, not the movie, slightly AU) When Brom Bones rides to get back to his and Katrina's house late one night, he'll face judgement from a few years ago for his childish pranks from his most famous victom and the victom's new friend.........
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2002
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Foolish Pranks reviews
Takes place after FANG. Dylan and his friends play a prank on Fang that goes way too far, forcing Dylan to go from making a fool of his competition to having to care for him. In one night, Dylan learns some important things about himself and about his least-favorite Flock member, as well as some less important things about water sprinklers and Time Lords. Bromance, not romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
No Longer Hatchlings reviews
Takes place after FANG. Two Flocks, two destinies, one annoying Voice, and a whole lot of growing up to do. Throw in a kidnapping and you've got a teenaged bird-kid's worst nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fang
Triple Threat reviews
Sequel to 'Double Date'. Risa, Fang, and Embry finally have their love triangle in balance... Or so they thought. Trouble is on the horizon as the past comes back to haunt them. Will their triple threat relationship hold? Pairing: ...Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Embry
First Night reviews
What was Fang's first night alone like after he ran out on Total's wedding? How do you go from surviving as a team to a solo act overnight? You never know what could 'drop in' unexpectedly when you're out on your own...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Fang - Complete
Fanfiction Meets Youtube reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fang's Journal reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Brand New You reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The Duet reviews
No one seems to understand young Blaine Anderson and his love of music. Only his brother, Cooper, tries to support him. He feels alone until one day, at the park, his Madonna solo becomes a duet. Kid!Klaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
But You Could Be reviews
Upon Fang's most recent capture by the School, he makes some very unexpected allies... A Cannibal named Blaine and his Serial Killer boyfriend, Kurt. Loosely based off of LilyCrystal's comic, "Tales of Flesh and Blood". Might want to look it up on dA or this fic won't make sense... Mild Fang/Kurt/Blaine. I call it Killer!Klaing.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Fang, Kurt H. - Complete
The Messy Room reviews
It's been years since Max's Flock and Fang's Gang saved the world. But Fang's troubles are far from over. He's on his own now, and finding that normal life isn't exactly easy... Especially when 5-year-old daughters are involved. Mild Fang/Maya. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
A Day of House Calls reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
Shake Your Groove Thing reviews
Fang's having trouble adjusting to his new life in the Anderson household. Can Blaine make his brother feel more at home with... A dance lesson?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Fang, Blaine A. - Complete
Ze End of Fanfiction reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Finding Light in the Mariana Trench reviews
Written for Fangalicous08's story, Songbird. Songbird Chapter 3.5. What happened when Quinn took Fang off to clean him up after his and Iggy's 'slushie incident'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Fang, Quinn F. - Complete
Double Date reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Hearts Fly reviews
Songfic. Parody of the song 'Lumos Flies' by ALL CAPS, which is a parody of the song 'Fireflies' by Owl City. After Fang leaves, he and Max have a lot of thinking to do; about each other and where they will go from here. Takes place after FANG.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Job Listings reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Nutcracker Prince reviews
After seeing the famous Christmas ballet, Angel receives a doll much like the Nutcracker Prince from the play. And, like The Nutcracker, this doll is much more than meets the eye...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Angel, Fang
A Day In Therapy reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Fly By Twilight: The Pack reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: Wanna Be Fang Cullen reviews
A song to go along with my 'Fly By Twilight' series. Based on 'The Edward Cullen Song'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang, Edward - Complete
Miss Me? reviews
Just a little idea I had for a happier ending to 'The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner'. Bree gets rescued from the Volturi by a thought to be long-gone friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bree, Fred - Complete
Loathing reviews
A songfic-type thing using a song from the musical 'Wicked'. Max and Lissa tell each other exactly what they think of each other...Through song.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Max, Lissa - Complete
Zero to Hero reviews
Taking a song from Disney's 'Hercules' and putting a Maximum Ride spin on it. Max has gone from zero to hero! A big thanks to the Muses for their singing talent and inspirational helps. And thank you, Fang, for waking up long enough to the the A/N.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max - Complete
Scared Silent reviews
Once upon a time, Subject 404 was the life of the lab, but one angry scientist changed all that in one instance of rage. A tragic look at how one Flock member may have came to be who he is today. Rated T for violence and Authoress Paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Fang, Jeb B. - Complete
Dylan's Face reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Just One Small Complication reviews
After giving it some thought one night while half asleep, I thought of a reason why Fang must return to the Flock. Random, short oneshot. Rated T for mild stuff. Mild Fax and Dylan pisssed-offness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fang, Max
Faintly Resembling a Wedding reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Facts of Life reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Who Needs Dylan and Max? reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Africa Goes Awry reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Me and My Flock reviews
Wrote this back in 2006 on a blog and just re-discovered it last night. The song 'Me and My Gang' by Rascal Flatts, rewritten to fit the Flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Catherine Hardwicke's Coming to Town! reviews
A song for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke, because I have too much free time. Hide the books, everyone!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
What They've Done to Cedric reviews
Wrote ths story for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Doesn't anyone ever consider what we put our poor characters through when we make movies of their books? Well, here's a look at the life of Cedric Diggory. Or is he Edward Cullen? Or is he Fang?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cedric D., Fang - Complete
Song of Adoration reviews
Songfic based on Paramore's song 'Adore'. After flying away from Fang in the woods, Max listens to a very fitting song in her room. Muchos in the Faxness area...The ending's always the best part...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Thunderstorms reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max's Mom reviews
Inspired by Happi Zebra's MR: The Competition, a certain song by Fountains of Wayne, and severe boredom. I believe the pairing is called Dr. Marang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Death of the Moderators reviews
Alas, the Moderators of Max-Dan-Wiz have met an untimely death. This is the obituary/news article all about it. In honor of Nathan's Army and all those who have been banned from the site.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Ninja Fang reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Story of Justin reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
MangaFlock reviews
So, the flock escapes an army of Flyboys to end up at a….anime convention? They find out about J.P.’s new manga about them, get mistaken for cosplayers, and why does everyone keep calling Fang “Dark”?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
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