Author has written 11 stories for Total Drama series, Bleach, Chaotic, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Glee, Power Rangers, Descendants, 2015, and Vampire Academy.
Oh jeez, how does this sh*t work?
Age: Like I'm telling you
Likes: Too many to list
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Dreams: To be an author
Celebrity Crush: Darren Criss, no questions, hands down.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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Everyone that hates stereotypes, put this on your profile. The bold ones apply to me.
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.
I'm a NEGRO , so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMACIAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-type.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terroist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people shoud go to hell.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a SINGER, so I MUST think im better then everyone else.
I'm RELIGEOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefes down your throat.
I'm ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGEON, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being RESPONSIBLE
I'm LIBERAL,so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE(or use to take)ANTI-DEPRESSIONS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get down your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging steal-your-money type of girl.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy to get.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH,so I MUST wear my socks with my sanda;s.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATURE &ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGATARIAN, so I MUST be a CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I HAVE A BIG BUTT, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be concited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llambas.
I'm a STONER, so IMUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a STAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and only date other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwded up.
I'm MUSLIN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus was a brotha.
I'm MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWIEGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Ambercombie &Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the boarder.
I GOT A CAR FOR MT BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spiold brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermealon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenagers who drink &smoke, so I MUST drink and smoke too.
I have an ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSEROAD DRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST beva freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoild.
I'm INTELLAGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts(It's actually called a kilt).
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLE, so I MUST be on WELFARE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality& want to castrate every guy on earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I wear a BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERUR.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accient, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school,so I MUST be a loser
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a prep.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrafice babies.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be againt abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every girl I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spirtiual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG and MISGUIDING.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a santanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so IMUST be gay.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES,ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be MEAN.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST SPEAK SPANISH.
I go to RENIFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser and not be up with times.
I'm GAY, so I'm after every straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFIREND I MUST be a LESBIAN.
I'm NOT A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm REALTED TO FORMER GANG MEMBERS, so I MUST be in one.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be one too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I am a PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST check everything 10 times and burts into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST have problems.
I am VERY SOCIAL, I MUST have no life.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I've been CHEATED ON, so I MUST be no good.
I'm with and OLDER GUY, so I MUST be a slut
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #5 moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras
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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, RUN!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will ask people if they've seen you recently.
BEST FRIENDS: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it!
some preety intresting(or not,just unusuall)things:
The venom in a Daddy Longlegs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting.
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents who are present and don't die throughout the movie.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.
It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Polar bears are left-handed.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump".
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size 108.7 acres.
The longest town name in the world has 167 letters.
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
No president of the United States was an only child.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
A quick guide on how to bathe a cat:
1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.(You may consider this step optional.)
and last,but not least,why is human kind doomed:
On a blanket from Taiwan.
On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists.
On a Taiwanese shampoo.
On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink.
On a New Zealand insect spray.
In a US guide to setting up a new computer.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles.
On a Sears hairdryer.
On a bag of Fritos.
On a bar of Dial soap.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding.
On a Korean kitchen knife.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights.
On a Japanese food processor.
On Sainsbury's peanuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts.
On a child's superman costume.
On some frozen dinners.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine.
On Nytol sleep aid.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
TOTAL = 6
" I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. "- Stephen King
" I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun."- Arnold Schwarzenegger
" My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."- Emo Philips
" My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."- Mike Myers
" Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."- Alfred Hitchcock
" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein
" When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."- George Burn
Put your iPod on shuffle and answer the questions no matter how weird it may be.
1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
9) WHAT IS 2+2?
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?
Like A Boss- The Lonely Island