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Joined 01-29-07, id: 1209458, Profile Updated: 02-15-12
Author has written 11 stories for Total Drama series, Bleach, Chaotic, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Glee, Power Rangers, Descendants, 2015, and Vampire Academy.

Oh jeez, how does this sh*t work?

Name: Rachel

Nickname(s):Rpk, Rae

Age: Like I'm telling you

Likes: Too many to list

Dislikes: Refer to likes

Dreams: To be an author

Talents: N/A

Celebrity Crush: Darren Criss, no questions, hands down.


If Fanfiction to you is what Myspace is to other people, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dream of being a cartoon sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love chocolate, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 of teens would die if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a cliff. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5 who brought popcorn.

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Wonderland to be exact.)


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.


Everyone that hates stereotypes, put this on your profile. The bold ones apply to me.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.

I'm a NEGRO , so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACIAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-type.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terroist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people shoud go to hell.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm a SINGER, so I MUST think im better then everyone else.

I'm RELIGEOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefes down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGEON, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being RESPONSIBLE

I'm LIBERAL,so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE(or use to take)ANTI-DEPRESSIONS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get down your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging steal-your-money type of girl.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy to get.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH,so I MUST wear my socks with my sanda;s.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATURE &ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGATARIAN, so I MUST be a CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I HAVE A BIG BUTT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be concited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llambas.

I'm a STONER, so IMUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a STAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and only date other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwded up.

I'm MUSLIN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus was a brotha.

I'm MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWIEGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Ambercombie &Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the boarder.

I GOT A CAR FOR MT BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spiold brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermealon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenagers who drink &smoke, so I MUST drink and smoke too.

I have an ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSEROAD DRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST beva freak.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoild.

I'm INTELLAGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts(It's actually called a kilt).

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLE, so I MUST be on WELFARE.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality& want to castrate every guy on earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I wear a BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERUR.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accient, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school,so I MUST be a loser

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a prep.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrafice babies.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be againt abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every girl I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I have my OWN spirtiual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG and MISGUIDING.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a santanist.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so IMUST be gay.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES,ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be MEAN.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST SPEAK SPANISH.

I go to RENIFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser and not be up with times.

I'm GAY, so I'm after every straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFIREND I MUST be a LESBIAN.

I'm NOT A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm REALTED TO FORMER GANG MEMBERS, so I MUST be in one.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be one too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I am a PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST check everything 10 times and burts into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST have problems.

I am VERY SOCIAL, I MUST have no life.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I've been CHEATED ON, so I MUST be no good.

I'm with and OLDER GUY, so I MUST be a slut


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #5 moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras


If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, Jasper1006, avidreader460, TrueJackVP408, Rae2themax


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (probably once)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (yay!)

If you've made it this far into my profile without dieing yet, copy and post this to yours.

If your one of those people who don't care what people think and think they should just get a life copy and paste this onto your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask people if they've seen you recently.

BEST FRIENDS: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like


98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you ever laughed hysterically over something that was not funny at all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands and copy & paste this to your profile.

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have, or wish you had a love/hate relationship with someone,copy and paste this onto your profile


How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on a clock called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

conclusions:

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it!

some preety intresting(or not,just unusuall)things:

The venom in a Daddy Longlegs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting.

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents who are present and don't die throughout the movie.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Polar bears are left-handed.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump".

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size 108.7 acres.

The longest town name in the world has 167 letters.

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

No president of the United States was an only child.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

A quick guide on how to bathe a cat:

1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.(You may consider this step optional.)
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid. Cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse the cat. NOTE: Hold securly to leash attached to cat in toilet.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out the door, and slam it shut securly, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry himself.
8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze.

and last,but not least,why is human kind doomed:
(those are from actuall products)

On a blanket from Taiwan.
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists.
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

On a Taiwanese shampoo.
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink.
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a New Zealand insect spray.
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In a US guide to setting up a new computer.
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles.
OPEN OTHER END.

On a Sears hairdryer.
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of Fritos.
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap.
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding.
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On a Korean kitchen knife.
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights.
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor.
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts.
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? And that's bad why?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts.
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

On a child's superman costume.
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

On some frozen dinners.
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box.
FITS ONE HEAD.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine.
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

On Nytol sleep aid.
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (does this count if you go for the guys playing the game?)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL= 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.( All converse)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL = 6


" I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. "- Stephen King

" I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun."- Arnold Schwarzenegger

" My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."- Emo Philips

" My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."- Mike Myers

" Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."- Alfred Hitchcock

" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein

" When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."- George Burn


Put your iPod on shuffle and answer the questions no matter how weird it may be.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
Innocent- Our Lady Peace

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Memories- Within Temptation

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Stacy's Mom- Fountain's of Wayne

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
For Your Entertainment- Adam Lambert

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Born This Way- Lady Gaga

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Take It Off- Ke$ha

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Haven't Met You Yet- Michael Buble

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Kidnap The Sandy Claws- The Nightmare Before Christmas

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Jesse's Girl- Rick Springfield

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Fireflies- Owl City

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Phantom of the Opera- Andrew Lloyd Webber

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Firework- Katy Perry

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Pictures Of You- The Last Goodnight

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Say Goodbye- Skillet

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Vanilla Twilight- Owl City

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Bad Romance- Halestorm

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Rebirthing- Skillet

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
F*kin' Perfect- P!nk

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Sound of Silence- Simon and Garfunkel

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Feeling Good- Michael Buble

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Science Fiction Double Feature- Glee Cast

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Hero- Skillet

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
The Moment I Said It- Imogen Heap

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Wait- Sweeney Todd

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
The Show Must Go On- Moulin Rouge

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Build God, Then We'll Talk- Panic! At The Disco

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds- The Beatles

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?

Like A Boss- The Lonely Island


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Total Drama Next Generation Island by Silver Writer 0927 reviews
Adopted from Power Master Story Writer. Rated T, because I'm scared. Watch as 20 contestants, who are the children of the former Total Drama and Ridonculous Race Contestants battle it out for 1 million dollars
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18 - [Blaineley, Chris M.] Chef Hatchet, OC
Villains Get Me Off by X-Men.Alum reviews
"You could be like the Harley Quinn to my Joker." "Sure, but I'm not going to get on my hands and knees to worship you." "Oh, I'll have you on your hands and knees, but for an entirely different reason." Chris D'Amico/ RedMistxOC
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 8/17/2010 - [Christopher G./Red Mist, OC]
Total Drama: America VS Britain by the female reverse flash reviews
Chris is back and has teamed up with big brother to create the most interesting season yet, 16 teens battle it out to win 10 million dollars. 8 Brits and 8 Americans will be forced to live in a house together facing head to head all under the watchful eye of Chris Mclean. APPS CLOSED! RATED T and I know I suck at summaries, sorry.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/5
Total Drama Blainerific by AerisSerris reviews
Blaineley is now the host of the fourth season of Total Drama, with a new cast of twenty-two competitors! Some are hungry, some are hopelessly desperate for romance, and all are ambitious for the million dollars!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,567 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Chef Hatchet, Blaineley, OC
Oh Bad Boy, My Bad Boy by McberrysWorld reviews
AU, BadBoy!Blaine transfer to Kurt's school from Dalton. Kurt hadn't notice that he was full on staring at the "Greek god". Okay sue him he had already given this hot guy a nickname, wouldn't you do the same?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,682 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Moon Over the Tower by Crystal Dawn reviews
A rash of killings. A lonely castle. And a Count that needs a simple village girl for his own purposes. What ties these all together, and what will Orihime do when she discovers the Count's dark secret? AU!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,363 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 12/16/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] [Uryuu I., Nemu K.] - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Walk in the park by spoodle monkey reviews
DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,438 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Something Beautiful by shercroftwatson reviews
Klaine future-fic. AU. Blaine Anderson has always been content with being alone, but could that all change when he bumps into a certain man on his way to work one day and can simply not control his feelings? Rated M for future chapters; Warning: Themes of abuse
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Misunderstandings by Quiet Indifference reviews
On the last day of school, Sasuke catches Hinata leaving a love note for his best friend Naruto. What happens next is a lot of hurt and misunderstandings. T for language. I plan for this to be a long fiction for those who like slow character development. Alternate Universe. Slow chapter updates at the moment, my apologies to everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,260 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Of Boarding School and Super Powers by XxWithBrokenWingsXx reviews
Kurt is sent off to Dalton; a school for the unnatural and gifted. But will he be able to cope with still being different and special in a school full of 'freaks'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lover From Hell by whatwasthatbob reviews
All summer long, Blaine has been plagued by dreams. Every night, he dreams about being tied to the bed by some sort of...sex demon. The demon looks mostly human, but controls him in every way possible. When he wakes up, he's sore and exhausted like he's spent the entire night being used, but otherwise has no evidence that his dreams are anything other than just that: dreams.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Stark Contrast by moviebuffgirl reviews
"I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness." She is the younger sister of Tony Stark. He is the younger brother of Thor. Two people standing in the shadows of their older siblings are thrown together in a fight against various beings intent on wreaking havoc on Earth. Along the way, they find strength and comfort in each other, possibly in more ways than one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 174,931 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Loki - Complete
An Unrefuseable Offer by Aki and Tenshi reviews
Mafia AU. Blaine is a jaded crime lord interested in Kurt, a singer at a speakeasy. Kurt is desperate to take care of his ill father. Blaine makes Kurt an offer, trade himself for Blaine's money and influence to get Burt the best medical care. And then there's Sebastian, who runs a rival mob. Angst, drama, and a dark, kinda romantic story
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,668 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
London, Baby by ohsimplething reviews
AU. A decade after high school Kurt Hummel is a famous Broadway star. On a plane trip to London he is seated next to a man by the name of Blaine Anderson. There's an instant connection.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,677 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Maid and The Musician by onceawarbleralwaysawarbler reviews
AU Future!Fic. Kurt Hummel loves his job at a fancy island resort off of Wisconsin. But what happens when famous Blaine Anderson and the Warblers come to stay for a week? K rating for now. May change to T or even M in later chapters!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Who I Am by beatlesgrl reviews
Blæng or Blaine as he likes to be called is struggling with being a Viking and being...other things. My take on How to Train Your Dragon with Kurt and Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Drawn to Danger by Mushucollins15 reviews
There's a new transfer student at Kurt's school, and this boy could be huge trouble for him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,985 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Total Drama Blainerandom by Dark Punxysaur reviews
From the famous Total Drama Blainerific made by AerisSerris. The cast do random things every time. Will it be fun to watch? YES IT WILL!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Heat: A KibaHina Fanfiction by Fangie-Chan reviews
Another standard Heat fanfiction about Kiba Inuzuka claiming his much lusted-for mate, Hinata Hyuga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.]
Children's Fantasy by XxxBubbleGumPrincessxxX reviews
"It's funny how the line between fantasy and reality is more often than not blurred for a child..." When Blaine was a kid, he encountered something amazing, something impossible. Blaine encountered Kurt. I really suck at summaries. Klaine, MermaidKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,227 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
To Sir, With Love by coffeecupsandgardenias reviews
Professor Blaine Anderson needs to loosen up a little. Graduating senior Kurt Hummel may be just what he needs.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Live in the Shadow by icedintheveins reviews
AU. Blaine is an A-list movie star being destroyed by fame. Kurt is hired as his stylist. Over time, these two begin to heal each other, but not without a good amount of obstacles. Multi-chap. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,279 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Dalton School for Gifted Youngsters by LizzieCriss reviews
Kurt transfers to a new school specifically for "gifted" kids like himself. But what happens when he meets Blaine? AU Everyone has mutant superpowers. Yay! Rated M for future chapters mostly language though . First fic so please review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,006 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Who Owns Your Heart? by TechnicolourObscurity reviews
After Burt makes another unwelcomed visit to the hospital, Kurt is emotionally severed. That same night a mysterious boy appeared to him and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. AU Demon!Blaine *Rating is subject to change to M
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Dedicated to the One I Love by PoppyandViolet reviews
Blaine, Sam, Puck and Santana have been topping charts with their unique indie music for years now, but as Blaine has hit a massive writers block, they decide they need to find him a muse before they hit rock bottom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
This is So Wrong, But so Right by MizzRawrLovezYaoi reviews
Blaine Anderson has been a teacher at Dalton Academy for two years and never has he wanted to cross the boundaries of his position. Until he met Kurt Hummel. Will he keep his common sense or let it fly and make dreams come true?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Friends With Benefits by liz-loz reviews
Kurt is a high-flying fashion adviser with an expensive New York flat and a supermodel boyfriend. Blaine is a rough, blunt struggling musician barely living off his wages, but getting LOTS of one thing. How will the two meet and what will become of them?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,771 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Behind The Fashion by mkjrhodes reviews
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are two world famous models. You'd think they would be nice to each other, right? No. They hate each other's guts. Kurt wants all the attention and why'd Blaine want to work w/ Kurt? All that sexual tension doesn't help...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Twas the Night of the Klaine Sex by daltonfightclub reviews
A yuletide poem about Kurt and Blaine's first time written prior to 3x05 . Inadvertent Christmas!klaine, smutty rhyming included.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Fools We've Been by bxblover reviews
Blaine missed his chance in high school to tell Kurt he loved him. Now they're living together in New York, and Blaine's had quite enough of going without. Klaine. Rated M for...well, a reason. Haha.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
My First Real Fake Boyfriend by Shiverpass reviews
Blaine saves Kurt from Karofsky at the mall. Soon enough, Blaine transfers to Kurt and proposes to be his "fake boyfriend" to get the bullies to back. Only problem is, Kurt falls head-over-heels for him. What happens when Blaine figures it out?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,322 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dealing with Blaine by TerraClara reviews
Kurt is the new teacher at a reform school called Dalton. Blaine is a student there, and a total jerk. Mr. Hummel can't stand him. Badboy!Blaine, Teacher!Kurt, mature content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Between The Lines by HLCurbishley reviews
Between The Lines is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Give it a Shot by emxy reviews
Mercedes wins two VIP tickets to see The Warblers, a new boy band. Kurt's not a fan, but agrees to go along anyway.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,136 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Teacher's Assistant by ARandomFan91 reviews
Kurt is back at McKinley for senior year! And he is falling in love with his new TA, Blaine! How will Blaine react? Can they break all the rules and be together? Or will they get caught in the process?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,454 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Risk It All by littlelionblaines reviews
AU BadBoy!Blaine, Reform!Klaine fic. Kurt is forced to attend Dalton Academy Reform School for a little misunderstanding and ends up with bad boy, Blaine Anderson, as a roommate. What happens when Kurt begins to fall for the boy with a dark past?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Broken Fall by katebxo reviews
Hospital Volunteer Blaine Anderson is sent to fetch a patient from the ER and bring him up to the pediatrics ward. What he didn't expect was a member of New Directions, sitting alone, clutching his left arm to his chest, with tears in his eyes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,100 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Another OC Fic! by JadeTyga reviews
A Tour Of The Hotel! The campers are checking out the abnormally large hotel and meet some of the workers there, although there's a special surprise inside :3 *APPS CLOSED, sorry: *
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Bad Boys by LikeaDcriss reviews
A badboy!Blaine story. When Kurt is sent to the Dalton Academy for the criminally disposed, how will he cope? Will he come out sane, or more importantly, alive? And who the hell is the dark haired boy who seems to be following him around? T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,681 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
It's Raining Cats and Dogs by ampersandandink reviews
Puppy!Blaine/Kitty!Kurt. Kurt and Mercedes have been in a pack consisting of just them for a while, and they've been fine, except now Kurt has a bit puppy stalker.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You're So Hypnotizing by subitodolcediva reviews
The former members of the McKinley High New Directions are enjoying a quiet weekend in Las Vegas together until Rachel accidentally buys them tickets for a show that's decidedly less PG-13. Klaine centric fill for the Glee Kink Meme. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,036 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Boss's Kid by DaveCanDanceKurt reviews
Fill for a kink meme prompt-Dave got in trouble with the law, went to juvie, and dropped out. He gets a job working for Burt Hummel, and he just wants to get things together. Then he meets his boss's ridiculously hot son, who is definitely off-limits.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Lovely Lust by HeartsXshadow reviews
Every day Danny comes home with bruises from Dash…But that doesn't stop him from liking the guy. And Dash? Whatever he's feeling, it's more than lust. AU, no ghosts. Sorry!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,889 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
In those skintight jeans by Brilliantim reviews
Fill for a prompt on tumblr. It's reform!Klaine and also Badboy!Blaine which is the huge hype in this crazy fandom right now. Also contains shameful smut, haha. Hope you'll enjoy! Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Slight Imperfections by LucyToo reviews
Based on a kinkmeme request: Kurt is small everywhere, especially in one particular area. Dave is big everywhere. Kurt is too embarrassed to let Dave see him and almost drives him away, but Dave manages to show Kurt he has nothing to be embarrased about.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
When I Get You Alone, Boy by WishesintheNightSky reviews
Blaine isn't interested in Jeremiah, and knows that it only would be jailbait if he were. Obviously in love with Kurt, Jeremiah finds a way to help him confess. 'Silly Love Songs' AU. When I Get You Alone, FTW :D Full summary inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Diner's Delight by WaitingForThisMomentToBeFree reviews
It was quite a surprise for Blaine to learn that Kurt was such a Domestic Diva. But what other surprises did Kurt have in store for their date night?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I like it rough by Brilliantim reviews
Kurt wakes up next to a stranger, hung over and without any memory of the previous night. Awkward? Well, you'd be surprised! A oneshot which is basically just smut. Woho!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Cinderella Story by kc404duh reviews
Cinderella with a Harry/Draco twist. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Show me your Teeth by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt has developed a fetish for biting. And Blaine has a really great set of teeth. Smutty One-shot that's now being continued: Brittany is convinced Blaine is a monster, and ND must investigate. Most Recent: Tina vs. Blaine the Vampire
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Royal Dating Game by Sparklefarey16 reviews
When did History class become so... sexual? Someone should really fill Kurt in and - why is David sitting in Blaine's lap? And why is Flint straddling him? ... Not at the same time, of course. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pseudonymity by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine begins an online love affair, but his target ends up being best friend Kurt, forcing him to live double lives. Latest: Blaine and Kurt make love for the first time, unaware that the Warblers are liveblogging it from a hacked webcam stream.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Bringing Sexy Back by klaine-lover1996 reviews
"If Anderson doesn't think you're sexy, then you'll just have to prove him wrong." Kurt is gonna show Blaine just how sexy he can be! But will it be sexy? Will Blaine think he's sexy? Rated T, no sexy times, just bad language & sexual innuendos!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dark Lover by Natoya reviews
Weevil claims there's a vampire in the mausoleum, and so to prove him wrong, Yugi and Joey decide to spend the night inside... YYXY yaoi Picture by ShotsofSunshine
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Things I Would Like To Do To Kurt Hummel by specsO-O reviews
Blaine can't quit thinking about Kurt in dirty ways. So he decides to write down his fantasies in a notebook. How will this turn out?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When It Was You And Me by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt, a Faerie, is kidnapped one night and brought to the castle as an offering to Prince Blaine for his eighteenth birthday. Blaine promises to return Kurt to his family and friends, but will they be able to let go when the time comes? WING FIC, AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Born This Way by Alice Rocker reviews
The Warblers need and anthem. Kurt just might have an idea. One-shot, Klaine, and Gavel-bearing Wes. xD
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Did You Just Whimper? by MiniMaureen reviews
Blaine turned around, looking at Kurt. Kurt's eyes were wide and his hand was clasped over his mouth. "Did you just….. whimper?" Blaine questioned. Klaine smut! Enjoy yourselves!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by silverdragon77 reviews
When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ticklish by Evil Crazy Willow reviews
Kurt Hummel was a number of things: talented, smart, a great dresser and very ticklish as Blaine Anderson would soon find out... Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Something Not Depressing! by Inuyoshie reviews
It's an ordinary day in Las Noches when Orihime discovers that the Espada, Aizen and his cohorts have been reduced to children. Sounds like fun right? ...Actually, it's more like hell. Rated C for crack. AiXHime, TatsukiXSomone. Please review?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I.
Crying in the Choir Room by LCD89 reviews
An alternate take on what happens after Blaine's WIGYA performance based on the Starkid production MAMD. Will probably only make sense to people who have seen it. Blaine cries in the choir room and Kurt admits his feelings for Blaine. One Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Total Drama the New Challenge by ultimateTORINOR reviews
Chris' new scheme for ratings has left the remaining campers in a strange place: a different reality! What possible challenge could there be? Who will they meet? More importantly, is anything real? Stay tuned to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,696 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Wet Outside by TeEnAgE-LoLiTa reviews
Blaine opened the door and couldn t believe what his eyes where looking at, his crush stood there drenched from head to toe... "I m all wet … Can I come in?" KurtxBlaine,pure naughtiness ;D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by the darkness revealed reviews
Wes is sure that his name will go down in history as The One Who Got Kurt and Blaine Together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Total Powered Drama by PenguinsRcute reviews
A crappy summer camp, in the sky far above where planes can fly. 22 super-teens have been selected to battle it out, face challenges and face the judgement of their fellow campers.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Holiday by iLuuSooMuchhx3 reviews
Season 2 of the best Reality Show in History! Send In your characters, Read Chapter 2 instead of ONE. :
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010
Total Drama Reborn! by Devindude1 reviews
Hello there! And welcome to TDR we go back to Camp WakaWaka for another season of TD! 24 new contestants compete for the chance of a million dollars! Apps will be needed! More info in story. Apps closed. Chapter 3 up! Sorry for delay.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Playback by TDI-Lo reviews
Another crazy spin-off of the hottest new show yet, Total Drama Island! Were here back at Camp Wawanakwa with new challenges, new drama, and new campers! *Apps Closed*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
After Confessions by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
" I wanted to catch up to you. I wanted to walk beside you." Those were Hinata Hyuuga's words to Naruto. " Because...I love you, Naruto." What will change in her life after her confession?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,512 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Hinata H.
Total Drama Super Teen by BadTooth reviews
25 teens with outstanding super powers invited to live at an academy and you yes you could be one of them. APPS OPEN: NEED MORE PEOPLE! PUT ON HOLD!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Super Total Drama Academy by Tai-Ness reviews
20 superpowered teens, 5 superpowered teachers, and 2 co-hosts ready to tear each other's arms off. What could go wrong? Join us in the Academy, if you dare. Collab from Tai-Ness and Dragonaqua! Rated for teenage behavior and a flamethrower. Apps Closed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Chef Hatchet, Chris M.
Total Drama 16! by UnusualFirefly reviews
Drama,Romance,and Humour... WHEN YOUR 16! APPS CLOSED! Feel free to still read! NEW CHAPTER!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,261 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Chris M.
Total Drama Fairytale Time by frostflare reviews
Lame title, I know. Set in a old camp near an abandoned amusement park, twenty two teens are forced to compete in challenges that are parodies of Fairytales. Applications are closed!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010
Total Drama Jungle by withhissong reviews
A new season starring 22 all new characters, created by YOU! First fan fic. Applications closed, but feel free to read anyway!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Draco's First Pet by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry brings home a questionable gift for Draco. Warnings: bestiality pygmy puff--yes, really , male urethral penetration
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Harry's Entertainment by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
Harry didn't think that the Hogwarts talent show would be any fun. He couldn't have been more wrong. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" because it makes me think of Draco in leather pants. Lots of love to Zachie for helping me finish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seizing Opportunities by SIR JAZZ reviews
And now she’s stretching. Oh shi— SasuHina AU Oneshot ridiculously OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by teshara reviews
After Harry and Draco are called into the Headmistress office to discuss Albus and Scorpius, they decide to get a drink and find out what else they have in common. Slash. Hot sex. Loose sequel to Something to Talk About.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by Samayel reviews
AUNonMagic HarryDraco! Harry's first day of college introduces him to his new roommate...the Out!rageous and proud Drake Malfoy! RomanceComedyFluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Grimm reviews
Rated M for language and blood. I never gave my name. I never (tried) to make a sound. I never got captured... well, until now. There was a reason I hated this school and everything it stood for.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/22 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Mason A., Lissa D.
Now Or Neverland reviews
Sequel to In Plain Sight. In the final year of Auradon, the kids face their biggest challenge yet. With new friends, old faces and a threat coming towards their homes, they must be on their guard. Or else everything they know will be gone.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [Jay, OC] Mal, Ben/Prince
In Plain Sight reviews
Yo-ho yo-ho and a pirate's life for no one actually. I am not going to try to take your voice either. My name is Penelope Jones, and this is kind of how I saw things when the kids from the Isle of the Lost came to Auradon.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Jay, Ben/Prince, OC - Complete
A Fine Line reviews
The rangers are back! But so is a new evil! Who's the new ranger working for the bad guy and who's Molly?
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Cameron W.
Tales from Facebook reviews
Facebook fic. Facebook is a wonderful thing... Kurt/Blaine or Klaine. Due to all the positive feedback I've gotten from just one chapter, I'm turning this into a series! Updating whenever I can!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hunters reviews
Villages are being attacked and people are being killed off in Paris. Blaine Anderson, a hunter of all things inhuman, has a score to settle with the boss. He knew that he'd kill it one day, he just never expected to fall in love with one of the them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Friends In High Places reviews
Drarry. Draco's been distracted lately, Harry only started to get distracted. When Blaise and my OC take matter into their own hands, what will happen? Rated M for a reason people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Masked Duelist reviews
Yugi and his friends are living in peace, until they hear of The Masked Duelist. The duelist's battle have spread fear and panic into everyone. Will Kaiba's second Battle City give Yugi the chance to defeat the duelist? And who's the new girl? Pairing?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010
Total Drama Awesome! reviews
I'm back baby!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Tiberius 16 reviews
In Chaotic, there's a tale about a player who hides her face and will only reveal it when she is beaten. Her name is Tiberius16. OC story! KazxOC
Chaotic - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2010
The game reviews
Orihime explains the game to the espada's. And you just lost the game
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete