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Joined 01-29-07, id: 1209498

Hey everybody...

Things About Me:

-I'm good at science, math, and art.

-I suck at english

-I love to read

-I love Harry Potter (the books)

-Severus Snape is my man

-I think Daniel Radcliff (did I spell his name right?) is flippin' HOT!!

-I would love to be able to put up one of the many stories that goes through my head, but I just can't ever seem to get them down on paper.

-I have a few favorite stories and authors, so check them out...

-I don't spend alot of time on the computer, well, not as much as I used to.

-I love to make new friends.

-I LOVE HUGH LUARIE!!!!...lol...sorry, I had a little moment there.

-I love House M.D. the show.

-Severus Snape is Awesome...did I already mention that.

-I wish I could write as well as some of the amazing authors on here. But who knows, maybe one day I could get just one of the stories that run through my head on here.

END RAMBLING ABOUT ME BEING WEIRD...
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Unexpected Long Time Visitor by Inu-midoriko reviews
Edited Final Chapter! Cuddy takes in a little boy who's afraid of all men, big or small. What will House do to prove to the kid that not all men are big and scary? Huddy lovin'.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,490 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Her Last Temptation by Winters'Darkened'Reflection reviews
She loved him in silence, loved him enough to give him everything she was and had. Loved him enough to save him that fateful night. He never knew she cared. He was to wrapped up in the past to see the woman she had become. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dirty Detention by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Harry has to stay after class for a little detention, but this time, he may just enjoy the detention...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Innocent and Inexperienced by babi-gurl-chels reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's too inexperienced to date, after all, she's never even been kissed! So, to gain experience, Ginny kisses the first guy she sees, too bad it's Draco Malfoy! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Severus: A New Beginning For The Potions Master by Lady Claire Sev reviews
Here's chapter 7. Sorry it took so long to post. Life intereferes sometimes, I guess. This ends Part I of the story. Warning: Mature sex scene. Please R&R. Not completely happy with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Severus S., OC
Fantasies Fullfilled by xoxomrshmalfoyxoxo reviews
Hermione is having forbidden dreams and there is only one person that can help her get over them. Will she succomb to a dangerous affair? And what will happen if she gets too involved...? HGSS and a bit of GWRL. M for smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,407 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Letters by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] O, long is the march of men and long is the life and wide is the span. (The love story of Dumbledore and Grindelwald, in reverse.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Hallowed Deaths by alleymap reviews
Hermione sits with Professor Snape after the Final Battle. Deathly Hallows compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Labyrinth of Sin by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. The puppies give the sex talk to Harry. RLSB and SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Tutelage of Hermione by Operamuse reviews
In order to overcome her fear of physical intimacy, Hermione gives Severus permission to take up the role of teacher once more by giving her a crash course in love making. Short fic about SSHG. There will be lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tired of waiting by lilmisblack reviews
Wandless and bound to the chair, he could only watch as she winked at him and slowly slid under his desk, a mischievous smile on her lips as the knock on the door became more insistent. Was she really going to do what he thought she was?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pull Me From The Darkness by out of the ashes reviews
Hermione is sexually abused but refuses to tell anyone. A dark depression is threatening to destroy her. Only one man can save her from herself. Will she come to love hime only to fall into an even greater danger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Beautiful Nightmare by Sky Samuelle reviews
‘You call everyone of my birth Mudblood Severus, why should I be any different?’ Snapshots of a different world: one slip of the tongue saved them, whereas another almost destroyed them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Laws of Physics by Menecarkawan reviews
What would really have happened as Albus Dumbledore prepared to give Harry to the Dursleys?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Meddling 101 by Dragons Quill reviews
A Beginners' Step by Step Guide to Easily Make Your Life and the Lives of Others Around You More Interesting. Dumbledore is bored and sets out to make some 'excitement' at Hogwarts. Come join the Clean up Crew! SSHG pairing. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by Ms-Figg reviews
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Green Looks Good by triedunture reviews
The new radiologist on Wilson's team makes a play for his boss. House no likey. House growly. HW slash
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hook, Line and Sink Her by LaiksMarei reviews
Double talk leads to double pleasure for a certain Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling For A Prank by quaint-little-categories reviews
House always thought he was the master of pranks. Then he falls for the mother of all pranks. Not only does he fall for it, he falls in love with it but what happens when it falls apart? CameronHouse. Changed rating to M just in case
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
It Was Very Peculiar by Remizak reviews
SSHG. Complete. Snape contacts Hermione with a very interesting proposition. Help him brew a potion and gain a title. What happens when he asks her to help him test their potion? Is she up to the task? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Love You More by sexxyscrabblebabe reviews
Hermione is awake, Hermione is determined, and just maybe, Hermione's in love. So corny, but I love corn, so I'm gonna go ahead. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Say What Lies Between Us by cryptictac reviews
It’s not that House isn’t capable of being loving he’s just incapable of being loving during the moments where he’s supposed to be loving. Or caring. Or affectionate. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Consequence by CMCRD reviews
Hermione cannot help changing the future when a spell goes wrong and she goes back to the 1970s. When she comes back to the present, she finds things not quite as she left them, and becomes forced to search out the people involved to change it back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Journey from Hell by CMCRD reviews
He pushed her up against the hard wall of the room, his eyes flashing dangerously. “What do you mean by that?” She did not seem alarmed at all. “And here I thought you were brilliant. Exactly as I said. You have a daughter.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,322 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Steamy by Kymba reviews
How doctors handle a cold.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the HalfBlood Prince by DailyProphetEditor reviews
What do you do when your best friend's murderer turns up and claims to be innocent? What do you do when you realise you start trusting him again? What do you do when you fall in love against your will and with a man half your age? My Book 7, much AU to DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Heat Wave by Pinda reviews
It's summer at PPTH and the heat is taking its toll. It's a oneshot, what can I say? It's hot and sticky and smutty. It's hot, sticky smut. Basically PWP.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Bubble Baths by Kahlua13 reviews
House goes over to see Cuddy about a case...but ends up seeing her having a bubble bath...smut...was meant to be a one shot, but back by popular demand! 3rd and final chapter! : enjoy
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
He, She, and They by Crystal Shores reviews
A little story about love, lemon drops, a todo list, and our two favorite characters. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lackluster Radiance by addicted2coffee reviews
One night Cuddy reaches her breaking point and finally finds comfort and relief in House. 'There had always been a pulsating racing tension between them, a live wire full of fire.' One shot huddy lovin! Read and review please!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Vices by FatGlamour reviews
Was your only vice, Miss Granger, that you fell for one of your own professors' ... 'No, my only vice is that I never stopped loving him.' SSHG PostHBP, ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Do dreams come true? by izzie1206 reviews
ONESHOT Ever wondered whether your dreams can come true? Well here you can read if Hermione's come true or not. Rated M for a reason, if you dont like it dont read it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lucky Shirt by nikita34 reviews
After a patient is saved, Chase and Cameron decide to have another rendevous in the locker room, and someone unexpected is there. smut...PS Summaries aren't my thing.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
No Discussion by Houseketeer reviews
Smutty HouseCameron one shot set on St. Patrick's Day. House and the ducklings dining together has become a tradition. Tonight she's not going home with Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
The Grapevine by DriftingSpirit reviews
She was leaving. He couldn't let her go. Even if it means actually opening up to another living human being. He will get her to stay. HouseCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Most Intimate Way by breeb381 reviews
Could a winter picnic really change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Science of Knowing by eigna reviews
She slips in quietly, long after the sun has set, long after the neighbors have settled down for the night and the building has been left in silence. HouseCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Journal of the Confused by The Apple After Poison reviews
Take a look inside the mind that is Draco Malfoy. He doesn't look it but with school, parents hastling him and Granger, he is one confused boy. And once McGonagall gives him a journal... anything is possible
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Kiss Away My Tears by handwrittenportraits reviews
Set during Voldermort War 1, Minerva is alone at Hogwarts waiting for Albus to return from a secretive mission. One Shot. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
I Love by handwrittenportraits reviews
Albus and Minerva spend a night together in the astronomy tower. Pure fluff. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Endorphins by Houseketeer reviews
After bandaging House's cuts, Cameron doesn not go back to the hospital
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The Right Words by Springfall reviews
A Christmas blizzard leads to some interesting situations. Adult content. LucyTumnus Romance.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Trapped by something-like-love reviews
Albus and Minerva are trapped in a closet. Together. Let's see how they handle it, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Minerva's Christmas Wish by Miss Red Tartan reviews
Minerva wished for a very special Christmas wish, will she ever receive it or will she continue to be depressed about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Bombastic Love by BloodyNeutral reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart, Hogwart's pretty boy, has an obssession with our dear young Severus Snape. So he decides to declare his bombastic love to him. But to bad, our slytherin seems already to have been taken to two mutts... SLASH onesided GLSS. RLSSSB ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gilderoy L., Severus S. - Complete
The Aftereffects of Amortentia by possumgurl reviews
Snape acquires a biting headache after brewing Amortentia. Hermione arrives for her late night detention...SSHG...Not HBP compliant...Sexual Content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On the Eve of Hallows by A-Spirit reviews
SSHP slash! COMPLETE. They had become the things that others feared... But, they had come home together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A First Time For Everything by some1lostme reviews
She was hesitant at first. He'd given her no reason to trust him. But she was so glad that she did. GSR.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Gil G., Sara S.
Dies Diem Docet by Daphne Dunham reviews
Severus Snape is an intelligent man, a brilliant man. Nothing he has learned in a textbook, however, can prepare him to cope with his role in the death of Sirius Black. ADSS. Slash. Companion to “Somnus Misellus.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
The Powers of Good and Evil by Leyaeb reviews
Minerva is in Albus's office when she receives a terrifying message from her father. Albus tries to rescue her from the darkness. Please R and R! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
MMmmmmm by mugglemin reviews
Daft little one-shot that was funny when I first thought of it...ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Taking a Break by RootOfAsphodel reviews
-COMPLETE- In the process of trying to solve all the world's problems, Albus has taken over the staffroom, and it’s up to Minerva to get him to take a break.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Inappropriate Goat reviews
One Shot! See what happens behind closed doors at the Headquarters of the Order of the Pheonix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Boggart! by mugglemin reviews
There's another boggart in the staff room wardrobe and Moody realises that a magic eye can sometimes be more of a curse than a blessing...This story is rated according to your imagination - I'm taking no risks...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
New Beginnings by Septemberrains8 reviews
A witch, a wizard and a bathroom. Written for McKay's IDWTDAV challenge. MMSS COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Winter Heart by Imhilien reviews
At Hermione's last Christmas at Hogwarts, Severus decides to seduce her after an act of kindness on her part to him...(HGSS) (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,295 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Meeting by Elle6 reviews
A Response the a challenge on WIKTT. The plumbing at Hogwarts had gone wrong and Hermione has to share a bathroom with Snape. How does this perfect know-it-all end up sharing a shower with Snape? *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete