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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hai. I've been gone a very long time and have missed messing with the lovely Harry Potter characters, so I'm back to wreck havoc with them, better than before. Well... I'll try to at least.

btw...chewy thinks emma's gotta cute little butt :p

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Help! by BloodCrystal154 reviews
Castiel, an Angel of the Lord, is frightened by a spider.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Suspends her halo-crowns of silver light by Delenn
"Woodstock?" he asks warily.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Magic Carpet Ride by betawho reviews
This was inspired by the Disney movie Aladdin, which made me realize the Doctor would love a fez and a flying carpet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Flower Crowns by ImaginaryHomeforFriends reviews
The Eleventh Doctor is walking with his companions along a road when they bump into one Rose Tyler. This is the story about the Doctors not-so-secret wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/27/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Obliviate by glanmire reviews
This is a story about a man named George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2013 - George W. - Complete
Messed up world of Harry Potter by Mike Wolfman reviews
What if a fanfiction author actually gets inside a fanfiction? Well, normally the result would be characters being slightly out of character, but add a certified insane fanfiction author into the mix, and you get the Messed up world of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tricks of the TARDIS by 221Brooke reviews
Superwholock. When the TARDIS gets bored, she likes to mess with the people inside. Especially Dean.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
101 Ways to Ask Lily Evans Out by Instead of Reality reviews
Trapped in Godric's Hollow, Lily Evans Potter decides to go through some of her and James' old school things. In between James' fifth-year Potions notes and his copy of "Hogwarts, A History", she finds a very interesting piece of parchment. One-shot. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sirius Black and the Failed Pick Up Lines by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things James Potter Didn't Need To See by templeg reviews
Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Transformation of a Baby Penguin by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
Kurt shows Blaine that he's been practicing having more sex appeal than a baby penguin. Kurt, Blaine, and an Adam Lambert song. Oneshot Klaine ficlet
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Waiting for You by GirlWithABook reviews
"I said, give me back my book," Alexis hissed, her glare deepening until George actually feared for his life, but George Weasley wasn't scared of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
712, Give or Take by Sasparilla123 reviews
How many times has James tried to ask Lily out? At the start of his first year, he decided to keep a list. These are some excerpts from that fabled record. Sadly, the incident with the Puffskeins and the Spellotape seems to have been missed out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
6 Word Stories by Technicolourful reviews
This is a collection of 6 word stories for the HPFC. I am going to do 50 characters, starting with Severus Snape, and ending with Lord Voldemort. R&R please. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Chronic by sastath reviews
Sequel to HP and the Blazin Goblet. HP continues at Hogwarts in his hazy and stoned state. His popularity skyrocketing as the magical world hangs on his every word. Old allies lost, new ones gained. A stalker attempts to break Fleur away. HP cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,439 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Breaking Up Made Easy by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
Hermione/Remus - When Hermione's less-than-desirable boyfriend beats her to the break-up, she finds out the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else... Belated birthday gift for KaraSays
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Shower Sounds by blue artemis reviews
Why is Sev making sounds in the shower?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blazin Goblet by sastath reviews
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,717 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chauvinistic Stag by Heraclas reviews
J/L MWPP: James and his stupid snitch, stupid hair, and stupid attitude drive Lily Evans mad, yet James is dying for Lily to like him. After months of reformation, will his dreams ever come true? *Epilogue added. The End! :D*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,370 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 11/8/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Severus Snape: Batman of the Dungeons by LunasaMactire85 reviews
Severus Snape's drunken nighttime adventure . Pure hilarity. Rated T for mild very mild language and drunkenness just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drabbles by SarahEileenGrangerPrince reviews
A collection of 13 random drabbles that I wrote when I was bored one morning, random pairings and they have nothing at all to do with one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For the Love of Nargles Part V by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermioneSirius - When Remus and Hermione wake up in bed without Sirius, they immediately investigate. What they find surprises both of them, but inevitably solves the mysterious scratching for good. Final Instalment! Part 5 of 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Things by frolicks.with.froggies reviews
Ten things you didn't know about your favorite Harry Potter characters. I've seen so many that I wanted to do one of my own :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Batman and Catwoman by astopperindeath reviews
Severus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistletoe Enchantments by Your sweetest dream reviews
When Dumbledore comes up with an idea to encourage holiday spirit, what will happen? What ensues when you combine misletoe, Hermione, Severus, a detention, and a deserted hallway at night? One-shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Musical Crisis by Scattered Logic reviews
Severus objects to a particular song being taught to his son. HG/SS EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For the Love of Nargles Part IV by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermioneSirius – When a dinner at the Burrow turns into an unqualified disaster, the three inhabitants of Grimmauld Place try to come to terms with the consequences of their arrangement. Part 4 of 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Trust Me by Yaoi Lover Kamara Alter Ego reviews
What happens when the Golden Boy gets drunk while having the song 'Don't Trust Me' by 3oh3 stuck in his head? A song parody! It's an ode to Voldie. Hope you enjoy. Rated for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Caught by Crazy4Moony reviews
Having sex on a professor's desk, has proved beneficial for both Sirius and Remus before - so why would they not do it again? Oh, but what will happen when they're caught, not by professor Slughorn, but by six students and a naive purple-head? SR. Humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Porn Catastrophe by erinjoy29 reviews
A ridiculous story that just popped into my mind. Involves Sirius, Remus, gay porn, and a whole lot of confusion. SB/RL. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
For the Love of Nargles Part III by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermioneSirius - A visit from Fred and George leads to an interesting evening at Grimmauld Place. Can Remus, Hermione and Sirius finally uncover the source of the mysterious scratching? Part 3 of 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Here's the Sex Pistols by outwittingsquirrels reviews
Harry discovers some very...interesting photos when cleaning out Sirius's old room. Post-DH, HPGW, HGRW, SBRL and LEJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Indecent Exposure by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Magic Potion Number Nine by AccioMuerta reviews
Cormac McCleggan thinks he's figured out how to snag Hermione. But things don't go according to plan. Drabble oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius' Ten Commandments by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
aka The Ten simple Rules To Make Sure You Never Get Excluded or The Way To Save Moony’s Sanity. Put it this way, Remus is bored. Very bored. Crack!fic. Slight fluffy tendencies. Slash. Naked Moaning Myrtle. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Nos by black4minister reviews
Lily's list of things Sirius CANNOT do when he is baby sitting-with commnets by Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
For the Love of Nargles Part II by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermioneSirius - Hermione, Sirius and Remus thought they had solved the mystery of the scratching noise, little did they know that it was just the start. Part 2 of 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Touch of Magic by Tallulah99 reviews
Six years have passed since Sarah defeated the Labyrinth. With a set of powers she can’t control and a certain supercilious Goblin King lingering in her life, Sarah thought there wasn’t anything left that could surprise her...she was wrong.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
For the Love of Nargles by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermioneSirius - Hermione heard the scratching through her sleep, and set out to find the cause. Joined by her two handsome housemates, the search took a turn she least expected...but enjoyed nonetheless - Part 1 of 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Ashen Angel by FantasyWorldMiny reviews
Diamond looks back on his time with Ash, the girl who'd taken him in when no one else would, and his feelings for her. Written in Diamond's POV. Slightly Diamond-Ash, if you keep in mind what happened in the book.
Green Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Green/Ash, Diamond] - Complete
Happily Ever After by igobumpinthedark reviews
Marriage laws are now in effect. You have 30 days to comply into wedded bliss. And you damn well better be blissfull. The Ministry IS watching, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,801 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Iruka, is not a happy bunny by animechaser reviews
Of sugar ring doughnuts and classroom missions. YAOI, slash. A doughnut became my inspiration for this fic. Not as random as it might seem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 323 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That Time by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hey, remember that time? A series of fourteen drabbles using the lyrics of the song 'That Time' by Regina Spektor as prompts. Various Ratings. JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fool by Lacklustre reviews
She was wasn't a fool. She knew it would never work. That they would never work, but she continued it. A Dramione Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Protection Agency by Chrystal Slara reviews
Complete! Draco is forced to watch his father torture and kill his mother, and finds that the only way to become a Death Eater is to do the same to Blaise's mother in front of him, instead he runs to the ministry, they give him to Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,506 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Sirius has been given a week to decide between Hermione and Ginny but it would seem luck is not on his side. Features hysterical blindness, an odd love triangle, an angry pureblood and a giggling werewolf. HermioneSiriusGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,107 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Whats in a name by imslytherinatheart reviews
5 months after graduation, Blaise find Hermione Pregnant and she keeping the fathers name secret, Draco suspects the baby to be his, but the trick is getting her to admit it. DMxHG. I own nothing. rated M for just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,902 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Painting an Oyster by Tiny Q reviews
Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 222,068 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Blast Into the Past by The Sand Demon's Fire Demon reviews
Ginny and Hermione have been flung into the past and they fall in love, make new friends and have their hearts broken. Please read, even if the summary is sucky! HGSB GWRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dumbledore's Inter House Games Night by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
In an effort to unite his houses, Dumbledore has organized a games night for his students. Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Bain de Minuit by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Translates to Midnight Bathing ... “For the brightest witch of your age you really are naive”... SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Misadventures of Padfoot and Moonstar by Black-Rose23 reviews
Series of oneshots focusing on the misadventures of Sirius Orion “Padfoot” Black and Hermione Jane “Moonstar” Granger. SBHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 155,798 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Whole New Family by Padawan Jess Kenobi reviews
Sirius goes to spend Christmas with James and Lily, who are married. They tell him there is to be a new addition to the family, and Sirius gets very, very excited... A cute little fluffy fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Good Morning Sunshine by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
It's Harry's birthday and Draco needs some persuading to get into the party mood. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Novel Conversation by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Harry comes home to find Draco crying and tries to find out why. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
MSN Conversations: Harry Potter style by Biohazard child reviews
Crack fic. Imagine a few of the characters in Harry Potter placed on MSN messenger, having a [not so] civil conversation! Oneshot. [Slight slash, may have to squint to see it though.] M for language, nothing else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That Old Time Rock and Roll by miss mcGonagle reviews
Narcissa discovers something about Lucius that he's just a little embarassed to have her know. Songfic of sorts. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Billowing Robes by Ophiuchus reviews
Harry'd never admit it, but the way Snape's robes billow behind him is a really cool effect. One potions class, Harry and his friends discover the secret behind the billowing robes... Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Against the Laws of Probablity by ChloeKitty22 reviews
Random short double drabble lil under 200 words i wrote inspired by a cute little icon about spin the bottle. HarryDraco slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eggs and Idiots by Elagabalus reviews
[Short drabble] How to Buy a Carton of Eggs 101, or a silly scene between Harry and Draco that can be taken as HD or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oh Albus! English by Mathra reviews
Sirius and Remus discover something about Dumbledore and McGonagall that they really didn't want to know.SiriusRemus, Rating T, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Prophetic Resolution by iamanevilgenius reviews
When Draco Malfoy decides to join the Light Side,the Golden Trio and Co., find out that there are a lot disturbing about him. For one thing, is he gay? A girl? Bisexual? Straight? And, more importantly, is Dumbledore really dead? Strong T! 1ST FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,185 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Weathered by AzureLuna reviews
Newly Revised! Draco doesn't mind being cold. Harry hates it. What happens when there's only one pair of pockets? HD fluff! Cute lil' oneshot. This is slash people. Don't like? Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived to Dance on Tables by roshi-xx reviews
Harry sat in his Potions lesson daydreaming away, never knowing what was about to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Musical Parodies Killed My Trysting Life by Ahja Reyn reviews
A Malfoy does not cry. A Malfoy does not get bad grades. A Malfoy does not needlessly touch random objects while shopping. A Malfoy does NOT get caught on his knees before the great Harry Potter, doing things you only see in dirty magazines...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
House Colors by rosedemon54 reviews
After their son leaves for another term, the Malfoys remember the old days.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Valentine Goddesses by Redenzione reviews
Slytherins and Gryffindors share an auction to remember. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,486 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Disgusting by SydneyVictoria reviews
Magenta watches Frank do it everynight, and it disgusts her. Oneshot. Not angsty.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy: Kitten by ChloeKitty22 reviews
Harry has come up with a brilliant way to sneak Draco up to Gryffindor Tower. DMHP. no strong slash actions. cute and fluffy! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hogwarts Style by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Got Back by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love, 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sailing Ships: Icicle by 2NiteItBeginz reviews
Part of my Sailing Ships Challenge. Lucius and Narcissa are in the delivery room. Lucius' hand will never be the same. And Bellatrix Just. Won't. Stop. Giggling. LuciusNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Good Morning, Hermione by bitchfit26 reviews
A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gone Before You Wake by Original Dark Angel reviews
Ginny and Draco have been good friends since they were young children but kept it a secret for many years. When Draco’s mother is murdered and life at Malfoy Manor is brought to light, he ends up staying with the Weasleys. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,700 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Very Harry Grocery Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Series of Problems by Katria Bloom reviews
This is a series of conversation HD Slash pieces I have been working. They are individual stories each chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 20,906 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Up by Draysgirl1 reviews
Ron and Harry are fighting during potions, which is never a good thing. What happens when someone gets covered with their messed up potion and when that person is Harry’s secret heartthrob and Draco Malfoy at that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,087 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Time of Destiny by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to The Refiner's Fire. Harry's seventh year, complete with exciting developments, lots of training, schooling, snogging, danger, adventure, lots of hospital stays, etc. HPGW, RWHG, RLNT NonHBP compliant. Canon compliant through OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 602,479 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
THE Talk by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
James attempts to give Harry 'the' talk, while Remus and Sirius 'help'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Careful Who You're Caught With by Maxine-san reviews
A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't who he expected. Slash. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Of Things That Will Bite by siriusly lupine reviews
This was written for Lady Acacia’s ‘The Furry Subculture’ challenge, in which Hermione becomes a werewolf but doesn’t tell anyone. Remus is the first to discover her secret and from there…well, you’ll see. HGRL Took 2nd place in challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,872 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do by made.unmade reviews
A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4594 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Refiners Fire by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,444 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
482 Lessons in Child Care by Triola reviews
COMPLETE! What would happen if Draco Malfoy found a baby outside his front door, and the only one he could turn to was Harry Potter? HPDM SLASH. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,611 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Letter For My Love by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
How Narcissa and Lucius really spent their wedding night… You know it. One-shot comedy. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss Me by starrysunrise reviews
It's Lily and James' wedding, and Sirius is going to show them how it's really done...JL and RS SLASH One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Song For All by Slytherin's Silver Dragon reviews
When Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world celebrates, but after two weeks of celebrating, things get boring. What does Dumbledore come up with? Why, a singing contest of course! Set in sixth year. Slash DMHP! DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,492 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Call It 'Mother's Intuition' by Soleil Fonce reviews
Short oneshot. Dialogue-only. Harry and Draco go baby shopping. Draco decides their baby needs a… bigger, more expensive toy. HxD. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scenes JK Rowling Would NEVER Include in Her Books by n0b0dys-ang31 reviews
I have NO IDEA where this came from... randomness along the lines of scenes that are too insane for Harry Potterville according to Rowling!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Diary of a Stalker by Bennybunny reviews
A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
April Fools
Find out why the student of Hogwarts despise April Fool's Day... and pie. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - George W. - Complete