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Joined 01-29-07, id: 1209636, Profile Updated: 09-13-09
Author has written 14 stories for Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Song of the Lioness, Inheritance Cycle, and Beka Cooper series.

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Pitfalls of the Palantir by Lalaeth reviews
A scholarly elf and a less than respectable woman traipse across Middle earth in search of a powerful artifact. Chapter 36. Epilogue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,012 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
A Modest Suggestion by Lalaeth reviews
A cautionary tale about Elves and their libido featuring Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor and a very prudish OFC. AU warning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Elrond - Complete
Elanor's Revenge by Juliediane reviews
Determined to punish Haldir for toying with her sister’s affections, Elanor undertakes to teach him a lesson. Will she succeed? Or will Haldir turn the tables on her? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 320,530 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Tra La La by Zhie reviews
Orophin returns from a six year stay in Rivendell, Elrond comes to Lothlorien to announce his intentions with Celebrian, and Haldir ends up with flowers in his hair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Haldir, Elrond - Complete
Trystus Interruptus by kalurien reviews
Suppose that Elrond's suit was frowned upon by Celebrian's parents? Chapter four is up! In which everyone becomes very confused . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Elrond
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Damned Shame reviews
Beka and Ersken need a favor, and it's not exactly legal.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Rebakah C./Beka, Ersken W. - Complete
And Eye for an Eye reviews
I felt kind of empty. ‘So, what, Voice?’ I asked silently. ‘Did you just tell me to get life insurance?’ You missed the point, Max. The Voice scolded. Think harder. So I thought harder. And I realized.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Max - Complete
Dishes reviews
I have lost count of how many times Fang and Iggy have almost come to blows over things Gazzy has said in their voices. It's a dark gift, and he wields it happily."-MR1
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Max - Complete
35 Ways to Annoy Random MR Characters 2 reviews
Sequel to 35 Ways to Annoy Random MR Characters. Includes Sam, Lissa, Random Erasors, and many more.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
And the Rain Came Pouring Down reviews
Just a one shot of Beka staying awake during a storm. Pretty random. She's not really dong anything, just watching the rain.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
What Would REALLY Happen If Girl Slapped Murtagh reviews
Have you ever noticed that Murtagh always seems to get slapped by the many daughters of Galbatorix, and then actually lets them GET AWAY WITH IT? My take on what would really happen if a Sue smacked him.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Horses reviews
Before Terrier. It's been a long day. Beka just wants to get her and her siblings home in one piece. She kept her head down, and made sure they did too. But then Nilo ran out in front of a horse.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Bekah Cooper: Before the Uniform reviews
A few short stories before she becomes a Dog. It is not in order.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Teach Me To Fly reviews
They had to learn sometime, right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
The Day My Pants Exploded reviews
I never wanted to kill this badly, not even when Iggy shredded my favorite, only nongoodwill pants to make a bomb...-Max, in Maximum Ride, The Angel Experiment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Face Off reviews
Percy comes home one summer to find Gabe in his living room and the Olympians watch because of Hephaestus fiddling with stuff again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Never Trust Angel When She Says She Can't Sleep reviews
Angel convinces Max to sing, with much diffculty.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Fang Got Run Over by an Eraser! reviews
basically grandma got run over by an eraser with a twist. reviews are always welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete