xOProcrastinator
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Joined 01-29-07, id: 1209709
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, and Bleach.

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The Queen of Procrastination

Bio
Birth name: Your mom
Alias: xOprocrastinator/Sloth
Responds to: 'hey! shorty with the backpack!" xD
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: hispanic/italian/dutch/german
Date of Birth: september 20
Age: Appears to be around the age of a highschool sophmore
Appearance: brunette; hair layered around face, falls just past shoulders, short-ish.. brown eyes
Distinguishing characteristics: zune earphones plugged into ears 24/7
Occupation: super secret ninja, Shinigami in training, author, self-appointed psychologist, all around lazy bum, Sasuke/Renji/Ishida/Keigo/Shikamaru/Sai fangirl
Affiliated group(s): Pirate Band of Shinigami Shinobi (PBSS; A.K.A. the trio of insanity) - Squad One - Sai (codename Renodori), Sloth(codename xOProcrastinator), and Sirius (codename i n d i g o.o c e a n). Also seen in association with The Amazing Avalonians from the Amazon - further information could not be gathered on this mysteriously elusive group rumored to be located in central Mr. Penn's math class.
Distinguishable quote: "-thumbs up sign of youthfulness-" "Wow.. that's really special of you." "And how does that make you feel?" "-gigglesquee-/-spazzfoamconvulsiondeath-"

Statistics
Hit Points: -20 HP
Ninjutsu: 4/5
Taijutsu: .5/5
Genjutsu: 3/5
Stealth: 5/5
Kidoh: 3/5
Zanjutsu: 4.5/5
Abilities/Attacks: Will head bang in the middle of the street therefore scaring everyone away; hugs; random swooning while being incapable of any speech besides "He's AMAAAAZING"; Anti-rainbow-ness; Swimming/running away at an increadible pace when feels threatened or in danger
Weaknesses: Music (she's a music zombie. duh.), being poked on back, neck, or sides (she pretty much spazzes), height (she can't reach anything on the top shelf)
Fears: needles; bugs; the end of anime as we know it; flamers xD

Obsessions
(Use any of these and she's as good as dead. ... Or defeated.)
Bishie: Uchiha Sasuke
Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, FullMetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note
Character(s): Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Sasuke, Sai, Hagane Kotetsu, Hyuuga Neji (Naruto); Ishida Uryuu, Abarai Renji, Asano Keigo, Hitsugaya Toushirou, kuchiki Byakuya, Captain Kyouraku, hisagi Shuuhei (Bleach); Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Ling Yao, Greed (FullMetal Alchemist); Kiba (wolf's rain); Hitachiin Hikaru, Ootori Kyouya, Suou Tamaki, BEEZLENEFF!!!! (Ouran High School Host Club); L (Death Note)
Pairing(s): SasuSaku, ShikaIno, SaiSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina (Naruto); IchiRuki, RenRuki, IshiHime, KiraHina, GinRan (Bleach); RoyRiza, LingRan Fan, EdWin (FullMetal Alchemist); Hikaruhi, Tamaruhi, KyoHaru, MoriHaru (Ouran High School Host Club)
Books: Pendragon Series, The Sight, The Mists of Avalon, The Claidi Journals, Crown Duel, The DaVinci Code
Movies: PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN, The Guardian, Happily N'Ever After, The Last Samurai, disney movies, The Wedding Planner

Profile
Sloth, though only a sophmore at a Catholic highschool, leads a rather uneventful life. She can usually be found in front of the computer, watching random anime episodes or possibly even headbanging to music in the middle of the street with her best friends. Obnoxious for the most part, she usually tries (and almost always fails) to be the voice of reason to her friends. Alas, the work of a psychologist is ever so hard. She loves to smile and is a total and complete slacker; always looking for a way to get out of sports practice (and usually succeeding). Her hobbies are swimming and running, snowboarding and playing tennis, reading and writing, singing off key to her favorite songs, and bursting out into random bouts of laughter (and when she's with her friends these random bouts of laughter usually result in her spitting out some kind of beverage. Or the beverage coming out through her nose.) When dealing with a person such as this, it is probably best to tread carefully because she's prone to volatile mood swings.

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The Mysteries of Life: Ninja style! by EcoliandDahChihuahua reviews
The Naruto Cast have a few mysteries of life on their hands, and they consult the person they know will answer truthfully. COMPLETE, questions are no longer accepted.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
10 Facts I can Never Ever Change Never by saim reviews
If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Life of the Party by Godell reviews
High School AU. Title edited. Envy is known for his amazing teenonly parties, and his loyal friends...though Greed is an interesting case. But friendships can change...and things are going to get quite confusing for the group THIS year...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,486 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
Romantic Egoist by IrisEclipsed reviews
AU The boys are forced to begin a host club, but how is it supposed to work when half are antisocial and half are idiots? Doesn't help that certain girls are frequent customers. SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaTem KibaHinaNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love is Unhealthy by Jenn59 reviews
Sasuke...in love...with two people? Of course I believe you...now hand over the flying pig. SasuSaku and SasuOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dance with the One that Brought You by KatDiva reviews
“Want to give it a go, Granger?” Hermione comes of age, experiencing loathing, loyalty, lust and love for the first time. It's just not all with the same person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Imagination over Intelligence by uchiha.s reviews
He didn't know what had almost completely destroyed her, but already he hated it. [SaiSaku][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Dodgeball! for Dummies by PaperDragonfly reviews
A series of AU high school oneshots that involve Naruto and Kiba... these are meant to be humorous and have no plot! [no pairings, except NejiTen in the beginning]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Memorial by PaperDragonfly reviews
Naruto died in the Wave Country, killed by Haku. Kakashi mourns for a life so pointlessly lost, but then he thinks: was Naruto's life so meaningless after all?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lacking Sight by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The Byakugan sees many things, but its possessors are not all seeing, and neither are those of the Sharingan. A blind man and his young Jinchuuriki brother will show them what real sight is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,890 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Misunderstood by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
An Extremely Awkward Problem by Lynlyn-maru reviews
Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Nothing Like Thugs Setting Up A Fellow Thug by Kuroaki reviews
In which Yumichika, Ikkaku, Renji, Hisagi and Iba discuss Kira's love life amongst other things. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2006 - I. Kira, Renji A. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Highschool, babies, Homecoming, oh my! reviews
What kind of chaos will ensue when Sakura becomes a new student at Konoha High? Read and find out! Comments are appreciated xD [SasuOC, NejiTen, GaaSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTem, KibaOC, ChouIno, Saiand his many fangirls xD] Can't help but love highschool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,828 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007
When you think about me reviews
To be invisible to your oldest friend. What could be worse? SasuOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sasuke U.
The arms of a Cold Man reviews
A drabble series challenge about UlquiorraOrhime
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Inuyasha meets computers reviews
On a short trip into the present, Inuyasha encounters a computer. Really short. xD
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Paperwork Procrastination reviews
Roy and paperwork don't mix well. When confronted with no one to dump his daily load of release forms and reports on, what will Roy do?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Pestering Shikamaru
Quick oneshot about Shikamaru not getting any sleeping time in during class. ShikaIno with hints of TemShika, KinShika, and TayuShika
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Haunted reviews
A bridge accident still haunts the mind of a kunoichi.. [summary sucks.. SasuOC pairing]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Valentines Day! Konoha Style! A Change in Tune reviews
A random AU fic in a high school setting, involving chocolate, anti valentiners, and our favorite mischivious diaper wearing holiday spirit
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete