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Joined 01-30-07, id: 1210072, Profile Updated: 09-06-15
Author has written 10 stories for Torchwood, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, Inheritance Cycle, and Heroes.


TV...24, Battlestar Galactica, Desperate Housewives, Doctor Who, Dollhouse, Firefly, Friends, Game of Thrones, Glee, Heroes, Merlin, Russell Howard's Good News, Sherlock, Smallville, The Mentalist, Torchwood, True Blood

Books...A Song of Ice and Fire, Southern Vampire Mysteries (aka True Blood), Black Magician Trilogy, Traitor Spy Trilogy, Age of the Five Trilogy, Mistborn Trilogy, Harry Potter, Philippa Gregory

Films...The Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Mission Impossible, Die Hard, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, James Bond, X-Men, Star Trek

I tend to like slash apart from a couple of pairings...

Sherlock Holmes: Holmes/Watson (and RDJude)

Avengers: considering the whole film is a massive slash fest, pretty much anyone, but particularly Tony/Loki, Thor/Loki, Tony/Bruce

Sherlock: Sherlock/John

Dollhouse: Topher/Adelle

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco

Lost: Jack/Sawyer, Charlie/Desmond

Heroes: Peter/Sylar (and I just love Sylar in general)

The Mentalist: Patrick/Lisbon

Smallville: Clark/Lex, Clark/Oliver

Glee: Klaine, Brittana

24: Jack/Tony

Battlestar: Lee/Kara, Adama/Roslin

Merlin: MERLIN/ARTHUR, I mean, who else?!

Doctor Who: 10/Rose, 11/River Song

Torchwood: Jack/Gwen

True Blood: Eric/Sookie

Star Trek 2009: Kirk/Spock



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A Slip of the Tongue by Divinia Serit reviews
We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
50 ways to annoy Merlin by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
BBC Merlin, he is such a cute character that I thought how easy he would be to annoy. Then my mind got carried away...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Secret Slash Writer by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Someone in Camelot is an Arthur/Merlin fan... but whom? My first attempt at slash; if you don't like, you don't have to read!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Start the New Year Sloshed Not Angry by emrysmile reviews
A very annoyed Merlin gets a surprise to help him start the new year feeling happy. Arthur/Merlin and some adult language. Happy new year everyone!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
A Small Problem by AbbyJForever reviews
Uther is faced with a small problem. And by "Small Problem" he means the crown Prince and his Manservant are now seven years old. Pure fluff. I've been attacked by the mental image of seven-year-old Arthur Oneshot. A take over of the royal court ensues.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Death, Love and Everything In Between by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
Merlin never wanted an adventure. Hope, love and fear can drive us beyond our stubbornness. MerlinxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Princes Know Best by Toasted Crumpet reviews
Merlin/Arthur SLASH Merlin knew he should have just kept his mouth shut when an inebriated Arthur said that men kissed better than women, but the words ‘prove it’ just sort of flew out of his mouth.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Out Of Their Minds by kateg123 reviews
Whilst investigating a crime scene an alien hallucinogen is accidentally released, causing the Torchwood team to imagine all sorts of crazy things.Owen collapses, Gwen starts hallucinating and Jack's libido is restless...T for language.Jack/Gwen,Tosh/Owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,965 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Giggling by Sickofseconds reviews
Harry hears some odd giggling during the night. And it’s not Ron, or him, for that matter. HarryRon, FredGeorge. WARNING: CONTAINS SLASH. Please, read and review! Rated for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Coming out by jawyer4eva reviews
Jack and Sawyer are in love. they come out to the rest, sawyer style
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Jack, Sawyer - Complete
Destined Revelations by Sadako Hoshi reviews
Peter and Mohinder are closer, Ando's wondering about death, and new Heroes are emerging to help uncover their true destiny. SLASH, PeterxMohinder, HiroxAndo
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007
A Night Out On The Town by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Eragon attends a party to celebrate the death of Galbatorix and embarks on an epic adventure of love, sex and comedy in this heartwarming Mother's Day oneshot. AryaThorn, SaphiraMurtagh, OrikSolembum and many more! Rated T but pretty close to M.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Touching by toestastegood reviews
[Unrequited NathanxPeter] In the middle of any room, there was always something about Peter that drew your eyes to him.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Complete
Mutated Revenge II by CoolGuy28 reviews
The Sequel to Mutated Revenge, Malfoy gets some more revenge on the four Gryffindor favorites! Rated M, HarryRon. Read and Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
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Oddness Challenge: When In Texas reviews
weird challenge off my crazy friends. totally pointless. Jack has an encounter and then the TARDIS ends up in with X X Ringo X X
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Be A Hero reviews
Crack fic written by me and my friend. Starring Peter, Alejandro and a mystery man and some OCs. plus a violent Peter Petrelli poster. contains some language. R&R and i will love you bad at summaries am i?
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Peter P.
Strawberry Lovin' reviews
this is my 1st fic, hope it's ok for you all. jackgwen, toshianto. rated M mainly for language- T for content.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Last Kiss reviews
PeterNathan during explosion...i am so bad at summaries...oneshot poem.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
The Heart Never Lies reviews
Random PeterNathan...Peter wants Nathan, but does Nathan want Peter? M to be safe, nothing explicit...
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
Without You reviews
Set after end of Volume 2. Peter's feelings after Nathan's death. Poem.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Don't You Remember? reviews
Set after Eldest. Murtagh finds an unprepared Eragon and Saphira. Contains murder, suicide, mild slash and incest. Please R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
My Princess reviews
Eragon reflects on his feelings for Arya. Set after Eldest. I really can't do summaries can I? Please R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Wandering Free reviews
Rose vows she will get back to the Doctor one day. Songfic. Random!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007
Why I Love Him reviews
this is a very random half song half poem by the people in the willelizabethjack 'love triangle'. hope you like it, and please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007