Blissfully.Oblivious
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Joined 01-30-07, id: 1210255, Profile Updated: 03-03-08
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Looking For Alaska, John Green.

Well, I'm not very interesting, typical teenager, you know. Can't think of anytthing else, except that my favorite books are Twilight and Harry Potter. Well, my favorite type of humor is sarcasm, and morbid humore is my second favorite, ironic coincidences come next, but I suppose that that really isn't a type of humor.

I mostly write stories about Twilight and Harry Potter, I'm goiong through of a Harry Potter phase now though. I like to do parodies, especially with Twilight ones that involve Edward being crazy (Counting Sheep), or Bella being mean to Edward (A 'Nice' Dinner) , or anything involving Emmet (Well, I haven't done one of these yet), he just makes things funny. I enjoy reading those types too.

Sometimes I do more serious ones though, like my Next Generation story, it's a Harry Potter one, and I am so excited to write this one, because I have it all planned out, and I really like writing this one. Please read this one and give me constructive critisim, I only want to write better. I'll probably change the name though because there are a lot of Harry POtter stories called Next Generation, if you have any suggestions for a new name please tell me in a review.

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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Bella ball by Georgiana1234 reviews
A full explanation of the sport sensation that is spreading across the nation, all you need to know to play your very own game of Bella ball.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
The Magic Book by Clumsy Girls Have All The Luck reviews
Warning this holds thing that may affend you like... Edward making out with a bunny, an army of revenge seeking bunnies, Emmett finding the Metreanian Sea from under ground, and Jasper becoming a possum so if these thing concein you to bad read it anyway!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Parody of the Black Pearl by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Originally published in 2006, revised edition 2011 now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
True Love by walkinginshadows reviews
Jasper and Bella are getting a little to close, and the rest of the family isn't likeing it. But what happend when Edward walkes in on a privete moment between the two, and how will he take it but Better question how will Alice take it
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006
My Little Sis by MidnightWalking reviews
Bella wants to ride her motorcycle and wants Emmett to help. Will he be able to keep her safe? And what about Edward? How will Emmett keep this a secret from Edward? This is it, the last chapter, the end. Thanks for all the great reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Emmet's New Pet by Vampiress19 reviews
I was really bored so I wrote this with help of some friends. I suck at summaries. This story is about Emmet and his new pet duck Quackers. It is COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Demented Night at the Cullen's by smeleventh reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's for a girl's only sleep over. Whathappenswhen... COOKIES,PILLOWFIGHTSAND,EMMETTLOL OCCUR? Crazy things happen..BTW: reviews are my crack or as Twilight lovers would prefer me to say My Brand Of Heroin. FEED MY ADDICTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
I Vent to Suck your Blood by Georgiana1234 reviews
What would happen if the Cullens got stuck in a vent? Well read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
I'd Tap That by SwankyJanks reviews
Bella takes a yoga class. Mike drools. Chaos ensues. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Nuts by Amiiix3 reviews
Rosalie takes Emmett's jar of nuts and now he won't stop bothering everyone until he gets it back. Purely Humor with a side serving of Insanity. BeWarned: use of the word 'shut up'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
My Woody is Longer than Your Woody by autumnchanges reviews
Harry, Draco, and Ron are having fun with their woodies...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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We killed her reviews
About the Colonel, after Alaska dies.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - The Colonel - Complete
Dreams reviews
Harry wakes up feeling...different one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Next Generation reviews
About Scorpius Malfoy befriending some unlikely people, what will his father think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
Counting Sheep reviews
What happens when Bella gets a pet sheep? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Fearful reviews
What if Roalie and Victoria were friends in their human lives? What would happen when they figure out who's who? Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007
A 'Nice' Dinner reviews
Just a oneshot I wrote a while ago, and I decieded to redo it. It's about what Bella would do if she thought of a plan to keep Edward from taking her to fancy restaraunts. Please R&R!Update: Now, it's a longer story and stuff, hope you like!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007