the coffee fiend
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Joined 11-02-01, id: 121043
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Well, a lot has changed on Fanfiction.net since when I first joined up.

I used to be a prolific writer in the 'Lists' section, but that was deleted a while ago...so I've been on hiatus.

I don't write too much these days, I focus creatively mainly on my artwork.

I do have a huge penchant for satire, and I am fond of ranting :)

I'm a University student, I major in History/Classics, and also study Philosophy and Religious Studies.

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Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
AZ's of Middle Earth by Rose G reviews
Me and Mel! co-wrote this at school. It's very funny and just what the title says. Aragorn, Legolas, Hobbits all done. Sauron now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 11/19/2001 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Greatest Enemy Ever Faced by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History and The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer. As a Charms professor Harry returns to Hogwarts, and as usual he ignores a prediction of Trelawney's. Maybe this time he shouldn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 332,659 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History. Harry has a squib for a son. As judge of the Triwizard Tournament at Durmstrang he manages to get over the shock, but doesn't know that another blow unprecedented in wizarding history is awaiting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 205,456 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History by AgiVega reviews
Ginny is pregnant. The father? Harry. How will they deal with the situation and with the terrible scandal that ensues? What will their relatives, friends and teachers say? And how will Voldemort react? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,081 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Star's Love for Ice by Shen Xin Chu reviews
This story ends here. Not because I don't get any reviews or anything. Just because writing this story isn't in me anymore. Maybe I'll do this idea over someday. It'll be up to read but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Galadriel's little fling reviews
Galadriel, beautiful elf queen with the temper of a saint...or DOES she! In this shocking scoop story you will see a whole different side to Galadriel you never thought possible!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2002
Harry Potter and the Oversexed Hogwarts pupils reviews
My parody of slash fictions. Which seem to be very abundant! Warning: slash implied
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Complete