Dr Captain Divine
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Joined 01-31-07, id: 1210764
Author has written 10 stories for House, M.D..

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BEFORE I BEGIN I HAVE A QUESTION: I've decided to get a beta. Anyone interested?

Hello, FanFiction.net and its band of mad fanpersons! I'm Dr Captain Divine and I'm here to warp reality with the rest of you! (insert evil laughter and unexplained lightning) All you need to know about me the person is:
-I am female.
-I am slightly eccentric. Slightly.
-I may in fact be American, but I believe the English language is meant to be written as the English do.
-Je peux parler une quantité modérée du français.

-I am 47223 at deviantART. (that's a link, by the way)

And me as a fangirl:
-I watch House M.D., 24, Lost, Law and Order CI, A Bit of Fry and Laurie (squee if you know what that is), The Office, and Survivor (ha!).
-I'm partial to the House M.D. fandom (HOUSE/WILSON FOREVER!).
-About House, M.D.: I hate House/Cameron. And I've got really valid reasoning for hating Cameron. The only person I ever see House with is Wilson, since no one can write really decent House/Cuddy (if you see some that isn't "OMFG HOUSE I LUV U DATS Y I HIRED U", send it to me).
-I LOVE oneshots. Easy to write, easy to read.

Currently writing...
-Something Funny's Going On (now on hiatus.)
-More random onshots/drabbles. Most likely House/Wilson ones. :)
-Tricks (also on hiatus, but a short one, I promise)

Finished Stories (multi-chapter)
-Contingency

SEND ME CHALLENGES/POINTLESS IDEAS! I will convert your sick, twisted fantasy or random thought into a drabble/oneshot.

So now you've been exposed to me. So go read my stories and review them, and send me a message if you like!

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Speech by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Wilson kid!fic with a side of implied slash. Wilson's son thinks back on his childhood.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Contract by DIY Sheep reviews
He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,099 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Alphabet Soup for Passover by sydedalus reviews
Short ficlets from A to Z as House and Wilson visit Wilson’s family for Passover. HW established relationship. Plotless comedy planned but anything could happen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Curses, Foiled Again! by irenadorable reviews
If House was a musical soap opera, it would go a little something like this.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007
Jack's Guide to a Perfect Relationship by Unknown Fool reviews
Jack Bauer is awesome. Just, AWESOME. He's so awesome, he has a plan for everything. Including his love life.
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
The Easy Joke by Tashaelizabeth reviews
HouseWilson. Slash. It's only 100 words. Read it.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
The God of Winter by Goddess Of Heather reviews
Three little ducklings all in a row, oh no where did one go?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
The Six Ways that Robert Chase Dies by Goddess Of Heather reviews
Seriously it's in the title. Rating for cussing.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Brutality by shadowfax994 reviews
James Wilson knows regret. [implied HouseWilson drabble]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2005 - J. Wilson - Complete
Roses and Stuffed Animals by CuddlyFruit reviews
SLASH! House gets a kitten and tries to keep it secret. Unfortunately, Chase finds out but, really, maybe it’s not so bad…
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2005
Sweet by CuddlyFruit reviews
SLASH! Wilson feels guilty about his relationship with House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2005
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Contingency reviews
Three months after the incident, Wilson has finally fallen into the routine of taking care of House. WxH
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Acceptable reviews
There’s only one way House and Wilson will ever be. HousexWilson, crack!fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Realization reviews
It took some time before everyone found out what he really meant to them. Character death.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - G. House - Complete
Misery reviews
Alternate ending to Need to Know 2x11. House responds to Wilson’s speech about his misery. Oneshot, HousexWilson slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Tricks reviews
Chase needs to make some fast cash, and only has one way to get it. Crack!fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - R. Chase
Improvised reviews
House plays his piano, for more reasons than one. WilsonHouse. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Puppet Show reviews
If Cuddy ever had to fire House, there's one thing he'd never find anyplace else. HouseWilson friendship. Oneshot, most likely.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Comprehension reviews
House muses about Cameron. Oneshot unless prompted otherwise.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Something Funny's Going On reviews
When a mistake causes the committee to consider revoking Wilson's license, can he and House convince them otherwise? Influenced the episode The Mistake. A bit of House.Wilson slash. CHAPTER FOUR UP NOW.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House
The Dreamer reviews
Wilson wakes up in the middle of the night. HouseWilson. Drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete