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A little something about myself:


19.1.25 (yes, it means something but I won't tell you)




between 8 and 80 (I have got to remember to change this when I turn 81)


Not North Korean, Antartican or German


My friends

Beer (Is there a man in this world that doesn't?)

watching anime/reading manga


sleeping (it's a hobby of mine)



arrogant and/or just plain dumb people

an empty refrigerator (shopping for groceries sucks big time)

waking up (especially when I find the fridge empty after that)

Masashi Kishimoto (Why, after eight f-ing years, is Naruto still a weak idiot? It really, really pisses me off. And why does that bastard have the hots for Sasuke? That almost pisses me off even more. I really hope Kishimoto gets his act together soon, before some fan kills him.(Not me, he lives to far away.))

yaoi (It scares me...)

Favorite anime/manga:

FMA (simply the best anime out there, though I think the manga is even better, but that goes for most series.)

Naruto (surprize!, but the only reason I like it so much is because it's so lame and therefor gives birth to a lot of really good fics.(and sadly enough even more that are absolutly terrible) )


Eureka 7

Gundam Seed & Destiny

FLCL (if you finally understand what it's about, after watching it 3 times, you laugh till your neighbour comes over to complain about the noise)

Ergo proxy

Wolf's rain

Favorite bands/music:


Snow Patrol


Goo Goo Dolls (my favourite band, without a doubt)

and a whole lot of Drum and Bass, trance and dance music, which is to much to list. But think: Pendulum, Above & Beyond, Ferry Corsten, Tiesto, Deadmau5 and Armin van Buuren. And most importantly Daniel Kandi.

Favorite pairings (Naruto only):

NarutoKurenai: because she's hot. I also believe that of all the women in the manga/anime she is the best match for Naruto. He needs someone with a strong personality and also someone that is able to stay calm if the situation demands it. Kurenai is the only one that is able to do that.

Narutoharem: come on, the kid needs lots and I mean lots of loving.

Narutosakura: they look good together, "when sakura isn't acting like a bitch", and I know for sure they are going to end up together in the manga/anime.

Narutoanygirl: Exept for the three previous mentioned pairing I don't really care who Naruto is paired with(except Hinata, Tenten or Ino, they just don't do it for me), as long as it is a girl (yes, this includes Tsunade, but I don't care as long as it is a good fic and I like Tsunade a lot). I just like the first three a lot more. Oh... and in my mind the girls from the filler episodes just don't exist.

I don't care about the pairings of other/secondary characters since they don't really matter.

Pairings I dislike:

Narutohinata: she and Naruto just don't match, He is hyper all day and she can't even speak as a normal human being. And she's way to weak (read: useless as a kunoichi and person in general) for my taste. Come on! she's a ninja but faints as soon as you greet her. It's so sad, even I get depressed when I see her. And just the thought of these two together is quite boring, And they are also paired up way to much. Why...? She sucks big time... really, really big time, almost massive time.

SasukeSakura: He does not deserve her, or anyone for that matter.

everything yaoi: It's just wrong... Wrong I tell you!! Why do these people bother me with it? Be gay with yourself, don't share your sick fantasies with me!

And now, something completely different.

When I start to read a new story I all ways read the author's profile beforehand. Sometimes it give me a good indication if the story is any good. But that's not what I wanted to tell you.

For some reason I come across many of these:

"Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile."

What I want to know is if I am the only one who finds this to be extremely confusing? Why would you copy this to your profile like 95 percent of the other people if you are not concerned with being popular and fitting in?

Damn hypocrites.

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Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 478,866 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Goraikou Senpuu by Youkai no Hariken reviews
The Retrieval Mission was a success but in the end, he still lost. Because of a severely beaten Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from Konoha. But just because he is banished from Konoha, doesn't mean that he will stop protecting them. Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,969 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 545,791 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 538,961 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 4,631 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 363,447 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9461 - Favs: 8,323 - Follows: 6,278 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,023 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 6,513 - Follows: 6,701 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Maelstrom of Konoha Book 1 by Cantor reviews
Naruto was a regular genin training hard with the help of two beautiful sensei. While everything seems fine though, danger lurks ahead, and the Kyuubi is in the middle of it all. 'Naruto my way', but diverges later. Epic. --Anko/Naru/Kure--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,835 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Naruto the Battousai by Amoral Philosopher reviews
Naruto meets Kenshin in the woods at the age of 4, gets adopted, and taken on as his apprentice before taking him away back to the war he is currently fighting in. Seven years later Naruto returns to Konoha to become a shinobi. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,239 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Who's Been Stealing Office Supplies? by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
INCLUDES: Hapless!Ed, 1337!Al, Manchild!Mustang, Enabler!Hughes, Suppressed-Rage!Hawkeye, Colossal-Jerk!Fuhrer, Slut!Trisha, Traumatized!Elicia, Kleptomaniac!Scar, Redshirt!Soldiers, Whore!Lust, Detective!Envy and So-Obese-He-Cannot-Move!Gluttony
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riza H., Edward E.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hell hath no fury like a woman by Yukie666 reviews
Naruto didn't come back from his three year training trip as planned. How will Konoha react to his arrival after nine years? AU with some OOC, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,964 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Times by 83doz reviews
Time Traveling. What happens when Naruto meets a younger Tsunade and Jiraiya? What happens when he's the teacher of his own father? What happens when Naruto finds himself in the shinobi war? Come and see. No spoilers. :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,768 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Gundam Seed: Fallen Angel by tgobg reviews
While alive, many believe that Time will heal all wounds. In Death, you will get the chance to meet all those that you love that have passed away before you did. For one man, neither of these sayings are true. This is his story. Naruto/GW/GS & GSD xove
Crossover - Naruto & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,115 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Rise to Power by crashtestdummy reviews
What if Naruto gave up on Sakura just after joining team 7? How much stronger would he get now that he's focused on training? What differences will he make? How will he become Hokage? NarutoKurenai pairing CURRENTLY REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Till Eternity's End by The-Silent-Muse reviews
Forged from the twisted science of Midgar, and tempered by the shadows of Sephiroth, Uzumaki Naruto was power incarnated. Now, before the gates of Konoha, will this fallen angel find his absolution, or will his past haunt him until eternity's end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,599 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U.
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura’s curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Demons glory by LD 1449 reviews
something happens in konoha breaking naruto in the most horible way will he beable to forgive konoha or will he destroy it. NARUSAKU,GAAHINA,SASUOC,ITAOC,TSUJIR,KAKAKURE,ANKOIRU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ghost from the past reviews
Naruto gets banished and disappears without a trace. Seven years later Konoha is fighting a new war and in desperate times they call upon the aid of two mysterious mercenaries. Who are they and what secrets do they carry with them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.