19.1.25
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Joined 01-31-07, id: 1210768, Profile Updated: 10-11-14

A little something about myself:

name:

19.1.25 (yes, it means something, but I won't tell you)

sex:

Male

age:

between 8 and 80

nationality:

Not North Korean, Antartican or German

Likes:

My friends

Beer (Is there a man in this world that doesn't?)

reading manga

reading

music

Dislikes:

arrogant and/or just plain dumb people

an empty refrigerator (shopping for groceries sucks big time)

waking up (especially when I find the fridge empty after that)

yaoi (It scares me...)

Favorite anime/manga:

FMA

Naruto (though it has gotten quite bad in recent years, I'm actually sort of glad that it is ending soon )

Bleach

Fate/Stay Night (and it's various spin-offs, sequels, prequels etc.)

FLCL

Ergo proxy

Until death do us part (somewhat misleading title, but absolutely recommended)

And now, something completely different.

When I start to read a new story I all ways read the author's profile beforehand. Sometimes it give me a good indication if the story is any good. But that's not what I wanted to tell you.

For some reason I come across many of these:

"Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile."

What I want to know is if I am the only one who finds this to be extremely confusing? Why would you copy this to your profile like 95 percent of the other people if you are not concerned with being popular and fitting in?

Damn hypocrites.

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From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 775,772 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 4,935 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 131,186 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
A Heart of Steel by kujikiri21 reviews
Shirou is many things. A swordsman. An archer. A magus. A cook. But the very essence of his nature was lost due to the fire. Now, through an act of desperation, he has a chance to reclaim that essence. His heritage, his knowledge. The love of his family. Let this Sword stand tall, for he walks towards the light, unknowingly seeking to reclaim what is his by right. Divinity.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,486 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Shirō E.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5745 - Favs: 6,660 - Follows: 5,512 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fate Lagoon by iNFAMOUS X reviews
Revy didn't believe in heroes. Then came the one who walked countless battlefields undefeated; never once has he retreated, nor once has he been understood. In a city drowning in darkness, an ally of Justice will rise.
Crossover - Black Lagoon & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,758 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Revy, Shirō E.
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4426 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 6,530 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Goraikou Senpuu by Youkai no Hariken reviews
The Retrieval Mission was a success but in the end, he still lost. Because of a severely beaten Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from Konoha. But just because he is banished from Konoha, doesn't mean that he will stop protecting them. Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,969 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8465 - Favs: 5,900 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10486 - Favs: 11,318 - Follows: 7,762 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 9,167 - Follows: 9,177 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Maelstrom of Konoha Book 1 by Cantor reviews
Naruto was a regular genin training hard with the help of two beautiful sensei. While everything seems fine though, danger lurks ahead, and the Kyuubi is in the middle of it all. 'Naruto my way', but diverges later. Epic. --Anko/Naru/Kure--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,835 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Who's Been Stealing Office Supplies? by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
INCLUDES: Hapless!Ed, 1337!Al, Manchild!Mustang, Enabler!Hughes, Suppressed-Rage!Hawkeye, Colossal-Jerk!Fuhrer, Slut!Trisha, Traumatized!Elicia, Kleptomaniac!Scar, Redshirt!Soldiers, Whore!Lust, Detective!Envy and So-Obese-He-Cannot-Move!Gluttony
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riza H., Edward E.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 5,846 - Follows: 5,184 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Gundam Seed: Fallen Angel by tgobg reviews
While alive, many believe that Time will heal all wounds. In Death, you will get the chance to meet all those that you love that have passed away before you did. For one man, neither of these sayings are true. This is his story. Naruto/GW/GS & GSD xove
Crossover - Naruto & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,115 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 5,931 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Till Eternity's End by The-Silent-Muse reviews
Forged from the twisted science of Midgar, and tempered by the shadows of Sephiroth, Uzumaki Naruto was power incarnated. Now, before the gates of Konoha, will this fallen angel find his absolution, or will his past haunt him until eternity's end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,599 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U.
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete