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Joined 02-01-07, id: 1211152, Profile Updated: 01-28-11
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, South Park, and Ouran High School Host Club.

If I say that I'm not on hiatus, I would be lying. But saying that I'm on hiatus would mean that somehow, I'd find strength to prove that statement wrong, thus messing up my studies in real life. I can't win. I'm on not-a-hiatus.


The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
(Tom Clancy)


After a year's mysterious delay, the collab of me and lovely Fletset has finally been updated. It's on her account, and it goes by the name of A Rich Man's Dust.

Summary: AU. After losing a football scholarship due to an accident, Stanley Marsh accepts a job as a servant for the town's richest guy: Kyle Broflovski. Eventual Style.


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The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mudcaked Shoes by peoplegrowandchange reviews
L is the loser, Misa is his model girlfriend, and Light is the man who stole her away. If L wants to get revenge on this guy, he'll have to get his hands dirty... or his feet. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sokka's Field Guide, I: Dealing With Women by Lady Flick reviews
ZUTARA. Sokka schools Zuko on the ladies. CH10: “UNDERPANTS!" COMPLETE! :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,352 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Communication by ty.soglasna reviews
George knows something Fred doesn't, and just can't keep it to himself anymore. But first, he has to get Fred alone. And then, hope that it comes out right. Simple, right? Twincest, gift fic for Colette1me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Façade by Shimi-chan reviews
In truth, she wasn't much of a liar. But she was a great actress. Still, when had she fallen for her own façade? Oneshot, HinaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kissing Booth by Saiyachick reviews
Rose Weasley finds herself volunteering at a kissing booth during the annual 'Fall of the Dark Lord' festival and much to her dismay, Scorpius Malfoy finds the situation compromising.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
INCEST: The Sohma Family Motto by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
[You wouldn't find incest wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine!] When a whole family has to resort to incest to relieve sexual tension, what else can you do but laugh at the weird kids that pop out? [Sohma Family Centeric]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Cat and Mouse Jokes by Sachiko V reviews
Written for WritersFunk. Yuki watches Kyo, Kyo is out in the garden, and then they argue over the subject of rodents and felines. YxK
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Doing That Thing You Do by Tsukiaa reviews
Sasuke can't take it: Sakura is driving him insane! So, he tells her to stop. But, there's only one thing. What is Sakura doing wrong? Even she doesn't know. So, Sasuke, go tell her! [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Changing Eyes by sunshine-in-writing reviews
Yaoi alert! "Are you aware that your eyes change color depending on your mood?" YukiKyo, do not read if you do not like boys with boys!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chill of Winter by Lanse reviews
Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 265 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Return of Faith Plus 1 by moonyprof reviews
Faith Plus 1 rises out of the ashes: we're only in it for the money. Cartman is born again on some talk shows, release parties, touring, and a lot of discoveries about relationships. WendyCartman, and very mild KyleStan. Rating for some sexual themes in
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,037 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Cross a Tiger's Path by theunknownvoice reviews
Kisa develops a crush on the most unlikely of people.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Kyo S., Kisa S. - Complete
What Not To Wear by Sayonara reviews
Yuki hates Kyo's choice in clothing. YukiKyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
We're All Just Stupid People by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Yuki and Kyo take their fighting to a whole new level. What will they do when the find themselves in over their heads? [Yaoi, RatCat, Alternating POVs][Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Coming to Terms by amwong88 reviews
[COMPLETE] Admitting something to yourself can change who you are. Would you be willing to do so if the alternative was losing the part that made you whole? NejiIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
For What it's Worth by Fletset reviews
A different take on CartmanKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Furuba Mary Sue by Tozette reviews
“Hi,” the beautiful girl chirped merrily, flipping her beautiful rose colored hair over her shoulder. “I’m Meredith Rose Pearl Suede. A lot of people have trouble with it, so you can call me Merry Sue.” This was going to be trouble.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,989 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
It Started With A Bet? by Usearki reviews
Kakashi and Gai get drunk and Kakashi is challenged to make Sakura his girlfriend. Lee is stalking Sakura just to make things complicated. Can love blossom from this strange set of circumstances? KakaSaku [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,080 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Kudo by Shota Fairy reviews
HattorixShinichi (takes place during Holmes Freak Murder episode) Hattori’s obsession with Kudo is undeniable. Alone at the Holmes Lodge, will Hattori get what he wants from Conan’s alter ego? Or will circumstance and a six year-old body foil his plans?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/4/2005
Kissing the Lamb by brukleflesche reviews
Little boys grow up, but their hearts don't change.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Ranma, Ryoga
The Scientific Method by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hatori searches for a solution to his problems in the most logical way he can…
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2004
Picture Perfect by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Root's sick of people faking happiness as they wish him a happy birthday, they've been doing it all day. But is there anybody who really cares?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Legal by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. Conan drinks himself to depression on his twentieth birthday, and when a puzzled Heiji finds him, Shinichi reveals a secret he's been keeping for a long time. Slight shounen-ai.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Heiji H., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
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Echo reviews
I know it's not real. His feelings are an echo from mine: a mild reflection of what I feel. Onesided Kaoru/Hikaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Flower Fields reviews
When they meet again, someone is bound to get hurt. "I should kill you," she coldly said. "But that would be too good for you, Sa-su-ke-kun." A tragic SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ugly and the Not Fangirl reviews
Sasuke decides to get married and restore his clan, blah blah, you know, the usual stuff. The only suitable girl he can think of is Hyuuga Hinata. Hinata doesn't agree. Poor Sasuke can't understand what he's doing wrong. SasuHina, parody, crack, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Free Hug reviews
Starting a free hugs campaign in South Park may or may not have been one of her dumbest ideas ever. CartmanWendy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Convincing reviews
Stan discusses his inability to stay in a relationship. Hinted slash, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
Frozen reviews
Kyle-centric, very mild StanKyle. "You can’t test love," he says severely. Kyle disagrees. You can test love. You can. But if you do, you’ve already lost the game.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Kyle B. - Complete
And They Lived Happily Ever After reviews
A collection of Style oneshots, length varying from 200 to 4000 words. Happy endings, clichés, fluffy moments and waffyness guaranteed! 8: Ineptitude ...in which Kyle's pride just didn't allow him to ask for help. Maybe it was a good thing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Endless reviews
In South Park, nothing ever really changes, and Stan and Kyle discover that the hard way. StanKyle, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Inclusively Blue reviews
Kyo couldn't decide was this thing called "having a stalker" good or bad. At least one of her – or his, as the damn rat oddly insisted – letters had been interesting enough. YukiKyo, belated Valentine's Day fluff.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Helicity reviews
For them, the twisted shape was the most natural one. CartmanKyle.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
UnPredictable reviews
Kyle Broflovski hated Wendy Testaburger, and that was a fact. Really. KyleWendy, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Whole Long Road reviews
Even if it's a fate they cannot escape, it takes time to accept it. Finding your soulmate is not that easy when he has always been by your side. Style.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Seven Times reviews
There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Your Room Or Mine? reviews
It sucks to be Souma Kyo: you're constantly drooling over girls you can't have, your friends are making fun of you because you're shy and your male cousin just decided to turn your world upside down by making a move on you. Life's not fair. YukiKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Safe Place reviews
Kyo doesn't understand why she still comes to him at midnight whenever she's too scared to sleep. She's not a child anymore, and he barely knows her. KyoKisa, oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Kyo S., Kisa S. - Complete
Of Bets And Butterflies reviews
This was not happening. Stupid bets about messing with stupid feelings of stupid people happened only in trash fan fiction, not in real life! Too bad for Kyo that to him, reality was never being fair. KyoYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,520 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
In Between reviews
When he finally realises that he's been in love with her for the longest time, she's already out of his reach. Onesided ShigureTohru, oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Stupidity reviews
If you were stupid enough to disturb Mitarashi Anko while she was asleep, you deserved to be punished with death. Nothing was important enough to tear her from bed in the middle of the night. And then came that one little exception... NaruAnko, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Truths About Relations reviews
A relationship without obstacles is not interesting, and that is a fact. Unfortunately their love story chose to ignore that rule. KyoHaru, oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Kaksi liljaa reviews
Hyuuga Nejillä oli ongelma. Hän oli saanut vaarallisen päähänpinttymän siitä, että vain hänellä yksin oli oikeus serkkunsa Hinatan ensisuudelmaan. Harmi vain, ettei hän ollut ainoa Hinataan obsessoitunut. NejiHina, KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Finnish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Lista reviews
Sasuke tekee listan asioista, joita vihaa Sakurassa. SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - Finnish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete