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Joined 02-01-07, id: 1211223, Profile Updated: 03-20-13
Author has written 20 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Invader Zim, Bully, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Psychonauts, Earthbound, Super Smash Brothers, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, and Tokyo Mew Mew.

Boredom leads to completely redoing my profile.


Name: Vex. Asking my real name will result in the answer still being Vex.

Age: 21

Location: America. That is as specific as I will be.

Current fandoms: Detective Conan, the Mother series, Ed Edd n Eddy

Older fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Tokyo Mew Mew, Yu-gi-oh, South Park, Invader Zim and other Vasquez works, Bully, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Sonic the Hedgehog, Psychonauts

Favorite pairings

Detective Conan: Conan/Ai, Shinichi/Shiho, Shinichi/Ran, Kaito/Shiho, Kaito/Aoko, Kaito/Saguru, Heiji/Kazuha, Gin/Sherry, Gin/Vodka, Takagi/Satou

Mother series: Porky/Ness, Jeff/Ness, Ness/Lucas, Claus/Lucas, Duster/Kumatora

Ed Edd n Eddy: Edd/Eddy, Edd/Kevin

Psychonauts: Raz/Dart, Dart/Benny, Sasha/Raz, Sasha/Milla

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed

Tokyo Mew Mew: Kisshu/Ichigo, Tart/Pudding

Yu-gi-oh: Atem/Yuugi, Kaiba/Jounochi

South Park: Stan/Kyle, Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/Henrietta, Curly Goth/Red Goth, Vampir/Red Goth, Damien/Pip, Craig/Tweek

Invader Zim: Dib/Lard Nar, Red/Zim

JTHM and Squee: Edgar/Nny, Pepito/Squee

Sonic: Sonic/Shadow, Shadow/Silver

Crossover pairings: Kisshu/Zim, Nny/Rudy (from ChalkZone), Edgar/Sasha, Shinichi/Raz, Dib/Red Goth, Ratchet/Sonic, Kaito/Claus

Stories I am currently working on (in order of importance to me)


A crossover between Detective Conan and the Mother series, taking place shortly after Lucas pulls the final Needle in Mother 3. Vodka is Ninten, the original hero from Mother/EarthBound Zero, who was dragged away from his world and into a non-psionic one. After waking up shrunken back into a fourteen year old in the back of an alley, Ninten must find out what happened to him and solve the mystery of why psionic elements have started appearing in this world. Meanwhile Lucas and Ness have also been dragged into this world, each having to go on their own personal journey...

I only have one review for this fic, but it is tied for top priority with Sunda. While Sunda is more for when I'm bored or when I want to relieve some stress, Butterflies is written with a plot in mind. I plan to go back and fix some minor things once I start Lucas and Ness off on their journeys, one of which is to combine all the prologue chapters into one.

Pairings (note that some of these are liable to change): Ninten/Gin, past!Ninten/Ana, Conan/Ai, Heiji/Kazuha, Kaito/Claus, Porky/Ness/Lucas, Takagi/Satou


A story taking place in the universe of Super Smash Bros. There is no set plot and usually whatever happens is a spur of the moment thing. The story starts with Lucas discovering Ness is sensitive about his accent and as it progresses, more of Ness' personal issues are discovered and addressed. Currently Ness' issues have all been dealt with, but time will tell if more come up.

This seems to be gaining popularity rather quickly, despite its lack of an actual plot and me honestly updating when something strikes me as amusing or when I'm stressed and need to relax.

Pairings: Ness/Lucas, onesided Porky/Ness

Stories on the back burner

Tender Sugar

An Invader Zim story where Sizz Lorr stops supplying the Tallest with snacks and the leaders solve the problem by making Zim their new chef.

I have fallen out of the Invader Zim fandom, to be perfectly honest. I can't stand the fans, I'm fairly certain someone hijacked my Zim role playing account of deviantArt, and I'm sick and tired of cliched ZaDr stories. While I have not proclaimed this fic dead just yet, there is a high probability it will end up being abandoned.

Pairings: Purple/Red/Zim threesome

Stories that are dead

Stories that are dead are stories that I need to move to my story graveyard account. If you notice one day that a fic is missing, check TheDeadFox for it.

There is nothing wrong with these stories (usually). It's just that I have lost interest in them or have fallen out of the fandom completely.

Mew Shiho

Push: Bully Edition

Alternate accounts

On this site: TheDeadFox, where all my dead fics go

On other sites: VexVulpes

The best place to find me is deviantART, where I also have dA exclusive stories and drawings. You can usually find me haunting my dA chat room, VexHatesSkype, where I will gladly discuss my current stories and RP with anyone familiar with my favorite pairings.

Note: It seems that FanFiction has a new Image Manager feature, which allows you to upload images. I have decided to take advantage of it, but bare in mind that this is only a small sample and some of the images look better on dA than here.

Character Accounts

All character accounts can be found on deviantART. Dart's account is part of a Psychonauts RP group while Ness' is my newest and currently accepting any questions people wish to ask him.



Important Note

For some reason, this site has taken down three of my stories. Because my stories were taken down, I am not allowed to update Sunda or any of my other stories for who knows how long.

If any of my other stories are taken down, including Sunda, I will be moving permanently to my deviantArt account. This account has the same name as my penname here (VexVulpes), so it shouldn't be too hard to find me.

I apologize if this is inconvenient in any way.

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The Universe Will Die Without You by The-EverLasting-Ash reviews
It’s so different without you... sometimes it’s frightening. AU JeffxNess, JeffxTony, Other pairings in the future. Novelized version of Jeff's point of view in the game. Not completely canon, Paula's 8 yrs old. Dark themes Shonen-Ai/slash
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 372,026 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Jeff, Ness
Leave it All Up to Luck by Katreal reviews
A chance encounter in Tropical Land has Kaito taking the APTX. As if losing his old life wasn't enough, the disappearance of Kaitou Kid draws unwanted attention. Whether Toichi or Kaito behind the monocle, the Organization knows what needs to be done.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,729 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.
Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Dinner Dates by paintmysmile reviews
Eddy's mother is curious, father suspicious. Still, Edd can't stop going to their house for dinner - not when nothing and no one is waiting for him at home. CPS just makes things worse. Child abuse/neglect. About family and more than one type of love.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,053 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Edd, Eddy
BoY e MaKinA by KamirouBa reviews
Tales of Porky and Claus. What does an immortal and corrupt self-centered brat and his innocent loyal chimera do each day? 12th Day: A scattered society discreetly works to confront a certain Tyrant who'd gradually overtaken their ways of living, Part 2
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,281 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Pokey M., Claus
In The Wrong Hands by DoubleXXCross reviews
-X-Over Challenge- Kaito can't say no to pretty gems, even ones from another universe. And the consequences just might undermine the efforts of the last two and a half years.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,687 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sonic, Fang/Nack, Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.
The Retelling of Pokemon Colosseum by bobandbill reviews
My retake on the game Pokemon Colosseum, with all things 'explained' and in the form of a comedy. Why DID Wes blow up Team Snagem's base? How would people really react if you stole their Pokemon? What's with Miror B's hair anyway? Read to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,227 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei - Complete
Softly Stolen by Ordinary Freak reviews
ZADR! Yes, I know. Basically, Dib stopped caring about the world around him and focused on one thing. WHAT could that be!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zim, Dib
I by Nanimonaimono reviews
Nobody really leaves the world until they’re ready. For Claus, that means coming to terms with some things. For the commander, that means remembering. If compromising results in disappearing... // Masked ManxClaus, selfcest, one-shot.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Claus - Complete
Where No Leaf Blooms by Genis Aurion reviews
COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,482 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Clear View by Amarthame reviews
Fear grips and holds. Panic pushes and sways. Confusion confounds and teases. Nobody is immune, not a visionary teen who never saw within himself, not a hidden alien who was never seen before, especially not when everyone finally opens their eyes. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zim, Dib
Healing by cruelfeline reviews
After the battle against the dream Chimera Anima, Ichigo cannot stop thinking about Kisshu despite her love for Aoyama. What happens when a wounded Kisshu turns to her for help, putting her true feelings to a real test? KishIchigo with some PaiLettuce.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,312 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
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Seville reviews
A chance crossing of paths leads to Haibara falling into the hands of Gin and Vodka. Eventual GinSherry. Rated T because come on, this is Detective Conan.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Gin
Mountain reviews
A pointless oneshot involving Ness and Porky in the mountains of Onett.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Ness, Pokey M. - Complete
Less reviews
A pointless drabble for a couple that, to my knowledge, has never been written about. Young Link/Ness, yaoi fluff, don't like, don't read
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ness, Young Link - Complete
Sunda reviews
A misunderstanding leads to Lucas learning more about Ness than anyone thought possible. Written for stress relief, T for language, contains Ness/Lucas in the future. Don't expect regular updates since it's me we're talking about here.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,093 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Lucas, Ness
For Love reviews
His master was speaking his mind again. Onesided Porky/Ness, a pointless drabble typed because the image would not leave my head. Rated T for language
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Ramblings of a Pork King reviews
A short drabble dipping into the thoughts of the self proclaimed King of Nowhere Islands. T for safety, onesided Porky/Ness, don't like then don't read
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Butterflies reviews
A lost hero rediscovers his powers. A chosen one struggles against old feelings. A lone twin finds he's not alone. And all the while Edogawa Conan wonders just how life got so much more complicated.
Crossover - Earthbound & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Ninten, Vodka
Ruined reviews
A glimpse at what happened to Ness while Lucas was running from the Porky Statue. Oneshot, onesided Porky/Ness, rated T for Ness molesting and slight swearing
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Ness, Porky - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
It didn't matter anyway. Angsty, onesided Pokey/Ness oneshot, rated T for safety and some implied actions towards a robot duplicate
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Psycholoids reviews
A series of oneshots and short stories inspired by Vocaloid songs. First up, Romeo and Cinderella - Benny found himself fascinated by his Galochio Cinderella YAOI, IMPLIED LEMON Benny/Dart
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Benny F.
Tender Sugar reviews
When Sizz Lorr stops supplying the Tallest with snacks, an unlikely solution comes in the form of Irk's worst and shortest defect in history... PRaZR, no like then no read
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Red, Purple
Mew Shiho reviews
A single change of events can change a life forever. What if, instead of Shirayuki Berry being infused with the genes of a rabbit and a cat, it was instead Haibara Ai? TMMxDC Pairings include ConanAi, ZakuMint, and KaiSagu to name a few
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Pudding F.
Remembrance reviews
There were times when he would remember. Kaito/Shiho, pointless kiddie fluff, rated K for a brief mention of murder
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kaito K., Shukichi H. - Complete
Tower of Sunz reviews
Ickis is dead. Ickis has been dead for a very long time. Aaahh! Real Monsters and Invader Zim crossover with implied Zim/Ickis. Don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Zim - Complete
Novacaine reviews
When Zim gets sick, he must hide his weakness from the Dib-worm. Which might just prove impossible... ZaDR, GaGR Fluff & sickness. cx
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Push: Bully Edition reviews
I own this school. I own every clique; the Nerds, the Preps, the Greasers, the Jocks, hell, even the Townies. I even own the Teachers and the Prefects, to some extent. Then why the hell does it feel like something's being kept from me?
Bully - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jimmy H., Peter K.
Fail reviews
Petey gets stuck in a bathroom! Is that epic fail or what? Possible crack fic, Jimmy x Petey in the end
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Peter K., Jimmy H. - Complete
DaZR Death Poem reviews
Lack of title, hard to explain. WARNING: ZaDR and Character Death. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Side Effects May Include reviews
Dib gets another pair of sleeper-cuffs. But things don't go as planned... Do they ever? ZaDR, because I write nothing else. Warning: BL.... and Emo / uke Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Skittles reviews
Roy was having a REALLY bad day. First posted story, oneshot, RoyEd. Rated K for slight language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete