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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Insomniac's Dream by Mystical Knight Dragon reviews
Naruto is just an ordinary boy leading an ordinary life...until supermodel and movie star Uchiha Sasuke moves in next door! Warnings: YAOI, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mommy Sasuke by yhaio reviews
what happen when naruto gets turned into a baby sasuke getting called mommy and sai well you have to read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Big Boy Toys by Tione reviews
Steve finally gets fed up with Tony's juvenile pranks. When Tony models for a sex toy, Steve seizes the opportunity. Or, it seizes him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Conflict Resolution by wirewrappedlily reviews
The Hulk doesn't like it when "mommy" and "daddy" fight, and Clint really wishes he could take an ice cream scoop to his brain after a sight like that. Steve/Tony M for the sexytimes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Not So Sexual Man by Aseru reviews
"And with that glare and those tight jeans and that tighter black shirt - and oh god, that hair. Yeah, he was defiantly turned on."- From Chapter 2. Another, not so avaerage Yullen. With a few other pairings that will have an impact. How 'bout it?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,413 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu]
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Well, when you say it like that by BeaBae reviews
Someone notices that USUK does not mean "America topping England", "but America topping England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland." Unfortunately, some of the United Kingdom feel cheated out of a good time. De-Anon'd from Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Kryptonite by AbbyGreenEyes reviews
When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Sausages without Buns by arial-destiny reviews
It is the beginning of summer in New York City, and Lovino has found a new rival in the world of hot dog vendors. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Prince and the Pea by Chibi Chidori reviews
Naruto plays a prank on Sasuke after reading a children's story. The outcome isn't exactly what he expected it to be. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Ways by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
As a lifestyle? As a redemption? One of many confusing things about life is that one word can mean so many different things - some of which you wouldn't even realize. We study these strange phenomenons in Four Ways. Main Pairing: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weird Sex Fetishes by Tanni8kya HeHe reviews
This is kinda crack-drabble-oneshot...I don't know what to call it anymore...but by the title I'm guessing you know what it's all about...but what does Lion King have to do about it? This is what studying for too long does to ya... ENJOY :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hey, Did You Just Drop My Call? by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
Choosing the wrong cell phone company can cause serious miscommunication among emotional towers. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Steamy Neighbors by Cleeasto reviews
Sasuke was living in a dorm room with two annoying roommates and was going to get his own apartment until he saw the hot guy from down the hall naked … his roommates weren't that bad … besides the showers in the dorm were very … steamy; yaoi; Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,035 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mission Complete by Aeolian Wind reviews
I've decided to turn this into a series of one-shot stories. Summary of first chapter: Team 7 is sent on a mission to save kidnapped girls from a mafia boss. What Sasuke and Naruto didn't expect, was that they had to dress up as girls to do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Faeries and Unicorns by Pastaaaaaaa reviews
One Shot / Colony!America asks England where babies come from. / Written for Backstage Princess / and katokatsu /.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Darkened Light by Insane Teddy Bear reviews
Zero is a pureblood. Wait? What! The others thought he was human! Though they can't ask him because Yuuki's kicked him out. Will they ever find out what's happening? Will Kaname confess to Zero! KanamexZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Lost Bet by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke lost a bet to Naruto and now has to do whatever he wants for a day. Just what does Naruto have planned? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bouncing Terror by Pastaaaaaaa reviews
CRACK! / Canada has a phobia of large breasts and gets stuck in an elevator with Ukraine. / NOT A PAIRING.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Kishi in Fanficland by Zetai reviews
What if you suddenly find yourself lost in a fanfiction about your own damn anime?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ciel in a Box by Maiden of the Moon reviews
A song- in Sebastian's PoV- about his unusual method for carrying around his young master's corpse. -Parody lyrics to SNL's infamous digital short, "Dick in a Box." NOW WITH A MUSIC VIDEO!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Video Super Star's by fuelled by ramen reviews
Naruto throws a party. To entertain his guests he plays a video which probably was not the most viewer friendly option considering the guests present. Did someone say 'Home made porn' Yah-huh. SASUNARU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And he Claims I'm Forcing him to do This by FreeKiwi reviews
-Smutty- Riku doesn't really see the problem. So him and Sora occasionally get together and do things to each other's bodies. Is that really such a bad thing? Well, Sora thinks so. After all, he's claiming that Riku forces him to do it. -Not rape-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Friendly Brothers by The H-Experiment reviews
Itachi was just doing his job, finding new methods to torture his brother under any circumstances. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Idiot by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime and language. "Well, you know," Sasuke began moving his hands to say what he couldn't, saw the motions he was making and stilled them immediately. "Naruto on his back and...I, well, on top. Him. You know..?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterflies Drink of the Dew of Your Thighs by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
One is not born, but becomes a woman. -Simone de Beauvoir. Percy/Nico, Nico is physically male but transitioning into female.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Itachi did WHAT? The Talk with the Uchihas by Funk Coffin reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto were planning on giving their youngest son, Sasuke, the The Talk. However, Itachi seemed to have already told Sasuke everything he needed to know about the subject--through experience. ItaSasu, Uchihacest. Oneshot. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Handcuffed by singinshowtunes reviews
Max and Fang have always had their troubles. But when they're handcuffed together without the key, will it bring them closer or tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Fang, Max
SemeUke Quiz by Raksha-Neko-666 reviews
Naruto characters take the SEMEUKE quiz and get their result...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Hangover by Gringy Boots reviews
When I woke up, dressed as a slutty sugar plum fairy with one man ugg on, an empty bottle of vodka ducktaped to my hand, smelling of mayonnaise and a picture of Naruto stuck to my chest, I realised last night couldn’t have gone well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Harem by argona reviews
SasuNaru!Sakura bashing.In the Land of Konoha,women rule.Every princess has her own harem.No honor is higher than being one of their husbands.They have no duty other than pleasuring their princesses and their sentence of betrayal to her is only death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,149 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Camera Doesn't Lie by Corrosive Moon reviews
Sora and Riku are both models that have been thrown together in a photoshoot. Sora: sweet, innocent, shy. Riku: hot, sexy, not afraid to chase what he wants. Mostly RikuXSora, but there are RoxasXAxel, and SephirothXCloud pairings too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,452 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
I Like Your Mom! by Mortis Diablous reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are having a secret thing. WARNING: banshee name calling, school girl outfit, Weirdness yaoi SASUNARU oh and did i mention? Naruto is Saukra's "mom"? HAHA! hmm sasunaru, story is kinda short.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Daddy Sasuke by aalleexxwhat reviews
SasuNaru girlNarupreg slight OOC. Sasuke experiments with Naruto's ability to change gender and finds out that their love bore fruit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Panting by Junjou Writer reviews
Naruto’s always admired his perfect older brother: the artist, the singer. Everyone loved him, but everyone hated Naruto. So his dearest brother decides to give a little something to tell him it’s not so bad. SASUNARU! INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Polar Opposites by Acier Glace reviews
or A Story of Pineapple Upside-down Cake. Sasuke was straighter than the stick up his ass. Naruto was more bent than a Crazy Straw. It was a match made in Heaven. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into The Closet by panda-sensei reviews
I am Sasuke Uchiha; gorgeous, smart, good at sports, adored by girls. Oh, and gay. Flaming gay.// Trying to keep your orientation a secret when the subject of your dreams appears...not an easy feat.// SasuNaru, Yaoi, Shounenai, AU, Atheism, Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Better Or Worse by Acherona reviews
Growing up is never easy, throw in a bastard an affair and a baby not mpreg and it’s even harder. It’s funny how your life can change in a blink of an eye. Sequel to My Boy Next Door.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,849 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pretty Things by Zissors reviews
Sasuke is in love with his straight best friend Naruto who is in love with hearbreaker Sakura who has just fallen for Itachi, who is just crushing a certain little brother. Yeah things are about to get a little more complicated the just some pretty faces.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Secret Promise by dmnq8 reviews
UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 459. Sasuke sees Naruto begging the Raikage for his life and makes the blond a promise. Lemon,narusasunaru. One-shot. Disclaimer in my profile. UPDATED WITH EXTENDED LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
UchihAhh by Pagan Blood reviews
Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto's First Time by rye-chan reviews
All is not what it seems. A naughty little fic with an ending that will have you saying WTF! Hope you like it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jiraiya's New Book by RomanticVoltaire reviews
Jiraiya has a plan and Kakashi is in on it. But what do the two pervy nins want with Naruto and Sasuke? And what happens when Sasuke nearly dies on a mission? Read and find out! YAOI you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret Perversions by Profound Yaoi reviews
Kakashi receives his just desserts! Warning: Yaoi, graphic lemon, language and PWP. Rated M on the site, but I think I should make it MA15 ! Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Got to Love your Brothers by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Remember when Edward said that he had asked Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle about sex in Breaking Dawn? Well, what really happened in the "brother to brother" moment? WARNING: you will laugh. For little red dragon-fly’s That's my sibling! contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Scarred by UchihaAkimoto reviews
The scream that erupted from the bathroom echoed in the entire hospital. : YAOI, SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood by Hyacinthe Cassiline reviews
Just a silly citrus flavored, silly, and pervy one-shot from yours truly. Naruto wonders what a woodchuck is and why it chucks wood in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home, SWEET, Home by Sassirin reviews
Hungry and exhausted from a day of work, Sasuke looks forward to a home-made meal. However, Naruto is unexpectedly on the menu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Fire by NatsuHotaru reviews
Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,796 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Pet by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke and Naruto was assaulted on their way back to Konoha - and after defending Sasuke from a kunai, Naruto was transformed into a half human-half cat! What's more, he listens to nobody but Sasuke himself! What will happen next? SasuNaru, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Move for Me by Jelp reviews
Powerful desire. Powerful feelings. Move for me. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gold Fish! by kimi to iu hana reviews
And how exactly did Naruto's shirt get caught in Sasuke's zipper? What is Sasuke thinking? What is NARUTO thinking? Complete! SasuNaru. Yaoi. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swim Class by xrosepetalsx reviews
Swim class is fun, especially when you’ve got a drop dead gorgeous blonde and a sexy raven in the class! Lemon AU Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And why not, Princess? Or should I say, Naruto? by Kumiru-san reviews
AU Yaoi Sasunaru:: Naruto never thought that being forced to dress as Princess Ino's FEMALE maid and attending some stupid "Selection Party" would bring everyone so much trouble. And really, is it wrong to fall in love with...yourself? Sasuke thinks so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,653 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Last lie by FingerLickingGood reviews
The dreaded letter. It arrived at my front porch this morning. The stained of the spilled ramen broth was drying off, but the news remained. It remained. It remained. It was the unknown ache of my heart that was counter beating with the pain of my feet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Years by UchihaAkimoto reviews
They are young and foolish. : Shounen-ai, SasuNaruSasu, fluff :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Times Lucky by Sharzam reviews
NaruSasu Where Naruto is a hormone-driven seme and Sasuke is the chakra-less uke. Not for those who think that Naruto's always the one who cried when they first have sex and think that Sasuke's always the seme. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under the Influence by PunkyPenguin reviews
Getting drunk seemed to be the solution to forget his cheating boyfriend. But what he didn't count on, was a certain Uchiha joining him on this night. The alcohol must be getting to my head! God, I never knew Sasuke looked so good! SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentines Day Kisses by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke receives a lot of chocolate on Valentines Day... except from the one person who matters most. Sequel to Christmas Kisses, SasuNaru, fluff... so much fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alpha Male by crystalxangel reviews
Edited version - SasuNaru. Sasuke's sick and Naruto's too worried to 'please' him in his fantasies, if you know what that meant -winks- . Rated M for language and some... 'little' acts. :D R&R please?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
40 Days by stealth gato reviews
Naruto gives sex up for Lent. Sasuke isn't happy. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Touched by UchihaAkimoto reviews
You can get used to everything. You can get used to having cancer. Naruto knows this. : YAOI, SasuNaru : PREQUEL "Null and Void"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Know Why SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
A young Kunoichi simply adores the 6th Hokage with a passion, but can't stand to see the former traitor of the village so close to him. When she sets off to spy on Sasuke, she may actually see something she never would have suspected...or forget! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chit Chat by KrimsonGemini reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are chatroom lovers, however they have no clue about it. The ENTIRE village does however, and when one of theor chat sessions is eavedropped upon whole new sides emerge, so does Naruto's Kyuubi however does that spell danger or excitment
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just watching a movie by PunkyPenguin reviews
Sasuke had always been a obediant teenager. That’s why Itachi was more than just surprise to find his otouto drinking beer and playing with himself while watching a porn movie. Maybe he should help his little brother out...ItaSasu, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Boots by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Psychic Problems by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,803 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fugaku by ivxvi reviews
AU. Naruto is dating Fugaku’s daughter, Sasuke. Cue in the typical father/boyfriend talk/interrogation. complete with threats of a .9mm and a shovel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Confession is REJECTED! by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Hinata finally gets the courage to tell Naruto she likes him. SasuNaru. Slight Hinata bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gay Bar by stealth gato reviews
Sakura is trying to set Sasuke up and decides to take him to a gay bar. YAOI. LANGUAGE. ETC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Distance by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
When you are far away from someone, do you forget? Or does it just make your heart ache more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KISSING BADLY by ORANGE-REBELLIOUS-TTEBAYO reviews
In one move, the bastard threw everything off limits in bounds. SasuNaru !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Story of How I Saved Sasuke by kally77 reviews
The Story of How I, Uzumaki Naruto, the Greatest Ninja That Ever Lived, Saved Uchiha Sasuke from the Rabid Fangirls of Doom. // crack!fic. SasuNaruSasu. Spoilers for recent manga story arcs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Casualty of Fun by chiyosaku4eva reviews
Things go awry when our favorite couple plays a prank! SasuNaru, ChiyoSaku, OrochiKono, KabuMP, ShikaKanku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Sounds by BugMe15 reviews
SasuNaru. One shot. Boy x Boy don't like don't read. Strange things happen when you eavesdrop... Hearing is almost as good as seeing ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Again, Again and Again by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Again, again and again, Sasuke wants to have Naruto on his own. : YAOI, SasuNaruSasu, hints of NaruHina :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gag Reflex: Or lack thereof by poke-the-kitty reviews
Third in the movie night series. COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, Toys, Yaoi Naruto Yaoi - Male/Male
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Desanctification by poke-the-kitty reviews
Naru/sasu. Sasuke interrupts Naruto in an important meeting and gets punished....in his families shrine room. Anal, BDSM, COMPLETE, Humil, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi. Rated LN for Lottsa Nosebleeds, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Commence the Sexing by Coldpockets reviews
NaruSasu. Semi-AU, awhile after Sasuke comes back. "I'm pregnant. It's Hinata's child. Gai's going to help me decorate the nursery."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's New Friend by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
50 Sentences of NaruGaaSasu by Graceful Storyteller reviews
50 sentences detailing the relationship between Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Doing it Thongtastically by atenademon00 reviews
Sasuke got jealous that Naruto kept working late at night for his boss, what angered him the most was that Naruto put him on sex-hold. Big mistake and now he has a great plan to stop it...-but wait! What does a skirt have to do with it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Does this shirt make me look by Spoon10488 reviews
When shopping turns kinky. sasu/naru Yaoi, lemon, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Very Good Bus Ride by TsukiHokori121 reviews
“Yes, you are. You blush prettily, you smile prettily…everything you do is pretty…the way you groan, the way you gasp…the way you try to hold back moans when I touch you here.” Naruto has fun with Sasuke on a hot bus. Pissed Sasuke!Horny Naruto! A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Endings by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Cinderella - Naruto style. SasuNaru, Yaoi, swearing, lemon eventual - basically all the good stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Five guys living together? How hard can it be? : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Moving On"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,743 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love and Music by Blackwingedangel37 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is an inspiring singer who finds the perfect piece for an important audition. But when he sings it he gets much more then he bargined for...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Matchmaker Sasuke xD by omer-yaoi-love reviews
Sasuke has nothing better to do then advice people with love problems,one day a girl asked her friend to ask instead of her and Sasuke meets Naruto. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret To Die For by Dante's Waltz reviews
Governor Sasuke Uchiha has a secret. A blonde and MALE secret. Pictures should never be left lying around. Yaoi Sasuke/Naruto lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let's get it on! by Shimaki-33 reviews
Sasuke wants sex Naruto doesn't, and you know Uchihas get what they want. YAOI SasuNaru Lemon one Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oodles of Noodles by vampyremiyu reviews
A sequel to "A Raging Hunger." Naruto owes Sasuke for dessert, but plans go slightly awry when he "accidentally" spills his dinner on Sasuke. Is it a blessing in disguise? NaruSasu pair. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wet dreams, anpan buns, ninjas and secrets by Miss-Robin reviews
Naruto has a problem, he keeps having these messy dreams involving a certain sexy dark haired ninja.Sasuke has a problem, he just found out a major secret about his rival and best freind.Sakura wont stop passing out.Evan Kakashi is looking up from Icha Ic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught in the Act by iluvEdo reviews
Don't you hate it when you are caught red-handed? NaruSasu, Lemon, NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate and Cream and Yaoi, Oh My! by Gosangoku reviews
Yes, Uchiha Sasuke wanted to screw Uzumaki bloody Naruto. — Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Video Phone by Cherry Jade reviews
Naruto sends a video message to Sasuke's cell phone. Just a little sumthin' sumthin', so his husband has something to do during his boring meeting. Let's just say Sasuke will enjoy it, yeah? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fantasy vs Reality by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Because reality sometimes is better than fantasy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SasuNaru Friends do that by Arnamus34 reviews
SasukeXNaruto One shot YAOI! dont' like Yaoi Don't Read Yaoi, if you review a bad comment about Yaoi it will be deleted. Also the Ending of it was taken from A Video on Youtube called Narutarded by Rockinmuffin, I asked her and I got permission to take it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood Stained Lilies by Akiru chan reviews
SasuNaru-Vamp Fic- To Naruto Vampires were only Hollywood movie monsters. The last thing he ever expected was to wake up as one, let alone be thrown into a society and lifestyle that was so foreign to his own. And then, there was Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,698 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Banana Split by Kazukage reviews
Sasuke gets his revenge, and wins. the sequel to "popsicle"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CheckUp by stealth gato reviews
Dr. Uchiha has an interesting patient wanting a check-up. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
NaruSasu: PWP by Nemo-hime reviews
this was a gift fic to my friend on y!gallery. pretty much what the title says. DO NOT OWN NARUTO. damn. warning: smex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Kissed a Girl But Didn't Like It by Dante's Waltz reviews
Naruto desperately yearns for Sasuke, but how to attract the elusive boy? Sasuke/Naruto Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Threatened Member by AoshiKanazaru reviews
Naruto kept on thinking Sasuke's going to cut off his cock
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto: Puberty and Penis by AoshiKanazaru reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hang out talking about random stuff, but they have one thing in common
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Zip me up, Buttercup by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru, There's nothing Sasuke hate more then THEM.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Death Bells Ring by Kabuto-pants reviews
Naruto reflects on his past with Sasuke as he lays dying. SasuNaru, fluff, AU. Really angsty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Escapades by Useless-Italy reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to have an... expedition... of Itachi's room. NaruSasu Yaoi. Dedicated to Meshi Chu. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Class Boredom by TheUchihaRaven reviews
Naruto's bored in class and Texts his sleeping boyfriend. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maybe A NotSo Bad Place by themesh reviews
Summary: Oneshot, pwp-ish. There’s never a bad time or place for a blow-job. One of Naruto’s new favorite phrases ever. Ever. NarutoxSasuke yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kyuubi's plan by Hardy The Monkey reviews
Kyuubi realized that Naruto wasn't strong enough to stop Sasuke from going to Orochimaru... Until a light bulb goes on. Sex-reference. Yaoi. SasuNaru. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arrested by DeathoftheRebellion reviews
Naruto get's arrested, and. . . things happen. ;D - AU, sasunaru, PWP, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Regrets by SesshyLover132 reviews
When Sasuke asked Naruto if they could be 'friends with benefits', he agreed, knowing that it was the only way Sasuke would ever pay attention to him. Now,though, Sasuke's going to marry Sakura and Naruto is left behind. How will he deal with it? SasNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teachers by Sans Fire reviews
Naruto, the music teacher, couldn't get his DVD player working for his class so he goes to the ICT teacher, Mr. Uchiha, for help. Smut, Lemon, perviness, SASUNARU! DONT LIKE DONT READ!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Blackout by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
Have you ever let into your house a wet cat? No? Well... Naruto let Sasuke in one day only to discover this pretty kitten had claws.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Again And Again by vladimira-chan reviews
History has a way of repeating itself. It's exactly what Kakashi and Jiraiya are afraid of. SasuNaruSasu; slight implied Kakashi/Obito and Jiraiya/Orochimaru. Drabble-ish.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Bruise Easily by Axsyn reviews
Oneshot Songfic for SasuNaruJunkie's B-Day. SasuNaru, Fluff, Lemon, Lime. Song used is I Bruise Easily by Natasha Bedingfield.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's SasUKE file by Tangled in the Supernatural reviews
Naruto tried to resist temptation, but what are you supposed to do when it's right under you? NarutoSasUKE oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wedding by Trigger Happy Bitch reviews
Sasuke and Naruto finally get married. But the real question is will they make it to the services or will Naruto be to afraid to walk down the isle to the man he truly loves. What an original title, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Endlessly, He Said by xBornxOfxFlamesx reviews
What if it was Naruto that stopped Sasuke the night he left, instead of Sakura. What events would unfold from there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Switched by Wait For The Stars reviews
Fang and Max switch bodies mysteriously. Along with weird whitecoat dreams...that they share, and a whole lot of pranks, there is also something else there. While trying to get even, get into their own bodies, will they FINALLY fall in love? Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
On Our Way To Hell by redcognito reviews
He's your brother, you can't do this! It's a sin, you'll burn in hell!" Stefan/Damon. Warnings: slash, incest.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Sacrifice by Syciara-Lynx reviews
Sasuke decides to get himself a job, and he finds himself with a certain blonde coworker. Something happens and Sasuke is forced to find out what's wrong with Naruto. Crap Summary. NaruSasu Auish, kinda BDSM, Lemon, YAOI, all the good stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epic Story of Epicdom by Mizu-Licious reviews
Warning: Extreme levels of epic ahead. Do not read if easily nauseated. Born from love and a night of utter crackiness comes a fic most epic. *Complete until Ace and I are hyped up enough to write more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex on the Beach by Aelfrick Sai Wolf reviews
Naruto and Sasuke never seem to enough beach sex scenes, so i just wrote this one-shot. enjoy! Wrning: sex btween 2 men probably not as good as my other oneshot , BJ, mild grinding SN & NS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Email Frenzy by StillWaving reviews
Sasuke and Naruto email each other and fun ensues! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Present Belated! by This.Lonely.Hour reviews
-Wrote this a week ago, gomen Sasuke!- All Sasuke wants from Naruto is one little gift, that's it... SMUT LEMON guy on guy action -YAY!- NaruxSasu -uke Sasuke!-ONESHOT-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poor Naruto by Wolf Sapphire reviews
One-shot. SasuNaru pairing. A day in the life of Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha as a couple. And as the everyone in Konoha says "Poor Naruto"...Warning Yaoi! Rated for sexual innuendos, molestation of ukes, and pervertedness of the author and characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ero Ero by doodlelover reviews
Naruto hates his life. Why did Iruka have to leave him alone with this pervert! In which Sasuke sexes up our favorite blonde. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Likes by 360round reviews
Naruto liked lots of people. Redheads, blonds, brunettes, he was attracted to most of his fellow Konoha ninjas. But Sasuke was the only one Naruto wanted to bend over a table. Drabble. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker Room by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru It's amazing how pervy Sasuke is and how Naruto's just so random
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bless The Lunacy by Jiraya Junior reviews
Sasuke has many fetishes. Having sex with his ex-best friend when he’s dead drunk, screwing him in the train and in his own office in the company building, is one of the few. SasuNaru, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paper Sticking Out of My Chair by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
If you do not want to have indecent propositions, do not leave your cell phone number to someone else’s chair, especially on your boss’ chair. Crack-fic SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nap Time by Rasake reviews
Sora is put in charge of a kindergarten class easy enough, but what would happen if you also stick a horny Riku in the same room Read and find out Lemon! Sora x Riku LeonxCloudxSephiroth
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
I Like It Dark And Low by deadanimals reviews
Sasuke invites Naruto Uzumaki to one of his concert, along with a backstage show. NaruxSasu yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
While I'm Away by cadywise reviews
Itachi needs someone to take care of his pet the best person he can think of is his brother who isn't too pleased about it at all. Well why wouldn't he be, having to take care of a dog all weekend...wait a second that dog is no dog. LEMON LEMON!SASUNARU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misplaced by KittyBlue reviews
Naruto was looking with wide eyes at his friend. In his mind it just kept replaying the word “boyfriend”. Shika was Sasuke’s boyfriend! Since when? -narutoXsasuke-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Story Time by lyke oh snap reviews
Kiba decides to tell Hinata a little story. Inspired by Kyoko.Kuro.No.Chou
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nosebleed by Birdie Don't Eat That Muffin reviews
Woah. Just how many nosebleeds can Sasuke get in less than a 24 hour period especially from just looking at Naruto? Read to find out! SasuNaru Yaoi. Lemon. Bad language. rated M for a reason. If you don't like yaoi I highly suggest that you don't read ths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why the Hokage Drinks by DrivvenWrinth reviews
Dear Lady Tsunade; I feel really bad about telling this to you like this... but, I've run away with Sasuke and Orochimaru. CRACK, Yaoi, MPreg, & Violence mentioned Some character bashing for humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Al Dente by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neji, à la carte by Out Of Sheol reviews
Sasuke knows that Naruto is very fond of Neji. So when Naruto’s birthday rolls around, Sasuke gets very kinky idea. NaruSasuNeji threesome fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ball Jointed Sasuke by kailleh reviews
Sasuke turned into a plastic made material! A What! A BALL JOINTED DOLL! Mwhahaha I suck at summary... This is A sasunaru guys!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'll Take What I Can Get Out of You by falling moonlight reviews
“No matter how much I cheat on him, no matter how much I ‘break his heart’, he will always choose me. Over. You. Always" sasunaru sakunaru sequal: if not everything then nothing T-T i'm so mean to sasuke! LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suds in the Bucket by Bonfiore'sGirl reviews
When Fugaku finds out about Naruto and Sasuke, he flips a lid. Sasuke comes up with a solution that has everybody talking. NaruSasu lime. Based on country song Suds in the bucket by Sara Evens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And it's over by Jin-Chan16 reviews
I love you, Sasuke," And with that it's over. Sad tragedy, SasuNaru, rated for suicide, and character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break the Ice by LindyStar reviews
Naughtiness from an accidental wet t-shirt between Naruto and Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty Nympho Ninjas III by michelerene reviews
Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Thing Remains by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Do not hang out with the gay boy if you do not want to get a “homo stamp” on your forehead. So what do you do? Ask the gay boy to pretend to be your girlfriend. Do you not see the contradiction there Naruto? NaruSasu, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guiding Light by iBroken reviews
SasuNaru Naruto gets a bit of a surprise one day after a bit too many people hit on him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He's MINE! by Piemage reviews
Oneshot, Sasunaru. When Sakura finds out that Naruto is gay, but that he's also in love with Sasuke, she freaks. Kind of a Sakura-basher, so if you like Sakura, don't read it. :-P Read & Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please Say No! by Piemage reviews
Oneshot, Sasunaru. Naruto thinks he's in love with Sasuke, but doesn't want to believe it. He sets out to find someone to tell him he's not. sorry, bad summary. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
AVPSasunaru style by poke-the-kitty reviews
Second in the Movie date oneshot series. Sasuke and Naruto are watching AVP: Requiem when Sasuke begins to wonder what Naruto would look like riding...wait, I can't give away the entire plot line. Wait, this is porn, there's no plot...my bad. XDDDD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Salty Cravings by poke-the-kitty reviews
Naruto's having cravings for something salty on Friday Movie night...and Sasuke's the only one around. What's a poor boy to do? Rated for a reason, don't like don't read. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rope Burns by TenshiXXX reviews
Team Gai is captured. Neji is chained to a bed while the others are put in a cell. He waits with quiet resignation until Gaara arrives. The Kazekage takes one look at Neji's predicament and...well, it is Gaara afterall. GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Pierced Through by aalleexxwhat reviews
SasuNaru. Rated M for language and Lemony stuff. Involves Sasuke piercing his beep so that Naruto won't break up with him. Also involves them being stuck to each other. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Join Us by THE KYO reviews
Neji and Gaara get caugt doing something they weren't supposed to be doing in a place they weren't supposed to be doing it in... uh-oh here comes Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Just a Normal Day by Hiki-chan reviews
Oneshot; SasuNaru. Naruto had never expected the day when Sakura would come up to him and say, ‘You’d make the perfect bride for Sasuke-kun’, but the day did come, and boy was Naruto in for a shock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by Chibi Lover XDDD reviews
Poor Naruto always jumps to conclusions when he hears Sasuke speak. Crackfic. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Total Domination by Montrealae90 reviews
NaruSasu’s Anniversary! Naruto and Sasuke have fun with toys! Bondage, shy Uke!Sasuke, dominating Seme!Naru, neko cat cosplay, EXTREME OOCNESS I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! THEY DO NOT ACT LIKE THEIR CHARACTERS!BECAUSE I KNOW!LOL
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Far From Perfect by Elric-Chan reviews
How can you seduce someone so perfect? And moreover, how can you seduce someone to make them stay when they've got no intention of leaving? Pasts, futures, and feelings unfold in this rendition of Naruto's closure. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Always Know by Vampiress-Kagome reviews
Naruto and Haku have lived together and have been through rough times, and an even rougher past. When they were adopted they thought their troubles with their background was over. How wrong were they. SasNaru ItaHak ment. of KakaIru Updated March 21,2008
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,441 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Narutosexual by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is not a heterosexual, not a homosexual, nor an asexual. Sasuke Uchiha, the great prodigy of Uchiha clan is… a Naruto-sexual. And the truth to be told... Extreme silliness. NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Funeral by lokivsanubis reviews
Naruto goes to his beloved funeral and thinks about them and how much he will miss them. Warning for Yaoi, Mpreg implied and mass character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Believe It! by Empty Tranquility reviews
SasuNaru - Written by a friend and posted with her permission. - I. Want. You. Sasuke smirked, amusement now evident on his face at Naruto's expression.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Polar Opposite, Kinda by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A giant metaphor and a bunch of similes. And some perverted reference. Oh! And kids. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nyctophobia by Kaoru Gal reviews
You’re wrong, Riku. The darkness may destroy my body, but it can’t touch my heart.' 'No, Sora. You’re the one who’s wrong. Darkness corrupts all, heart and body. If you don’t believe me I can show you.' RikuxSora graphic rape, yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Boring by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto decides to tell Sasuke that he thinks their relationship has become boring. Sasuke is just all to happily giving him suggestions on how to liven things up. Yaoi. All dialogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Twas The Yaoi Before Christmas by AshleeTheDragon reviews
The classic holiday poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, except with some sasunaru goodness...mild yaoi, some cussing, and suggested violence, suggested adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dance With Me by Danii Flame reviews
They met at a club. Danced together for two years. Sora's finally going to ask for his name. He get's alot more than just his name... And Cloud doesn't know how to be quiet! RIKUSORA YAOI Sora POV
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Kinks by Miroir du Symphonie reviews
Like a good lover, he is willing to fulfill his partner's kinks. A meaningful and meaningless look at the Committee's wants and needs, some....odder than others. RxS, LxCxA, VxY
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Collection of Naruto Yaoi Drabbles by Ukeboi88 reviews
Exactly as the title says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cake of Doom by Ryoko of the Ink reviews
In which Sasuke has some fun with cake Naruto gets more then he bargained for. Involves yaoi, rainbows, cakes, rapid fan girls, tickle fights.[SasuNaru][YAOI]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nameless Desires by Jelp reviews
Naruto looked at Sasuke, 'I want to know why,' Naruto's voice lowered to barely a whisper, 'why on that night did you tie me up and pound into me so relentlessly...' SasuNaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,826 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Things I Do For Love by wolftracks17 reviews
Tsunade was shocked to see her 'little brother' already awake.... and activeRated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Game by TeddyRuxpin reviews
Naruto is adopted. Gets invited to a party and participates in 'The Game'. Who is the mystery person who kisses him? Find out! boyxboy, yaoi, love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fleece by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Yuujirou's pride has always been a handicap in telling Tooru how he really feels. He finally decides to tell him but what happens when Tooru receives a mysterious package from Sayaka? [TooXYuu]
Princess Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
Fox Hunt! by Ashrey reviews
Uzumaki clan gives a shocking announcement to the village! That their only heir, Naruto, will only get marry with the strongest clan! What will happen if Konoha’s most wanted bachelors decide to practice their seduction skills at him? AU, ukeNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How Fortunate by Hanakage reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, and... a cootie catcher? [SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Library fun by LadyUzumaki reviews
Just alittle fun on the job for a sexy librarian NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh Dear by Museteki reviews
Oh no! Max is on a sugar high and Fang has a giant crayon to knock her out with and Ari is directing fate and avocados are taking over the story and the flock is wishing on stars and there is guacamole! ACK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Uke Revenge by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Uke's want revenge sometimes. Atleast, Naruto does. SasuNaru. Smex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not So Naive by Twidgetkitty reviews
Summary: Is Sora really that naive? He disagrees, and would like to prove other wise. What will Riku do when Sora proves him wrong? This is the suckiest summary ever but that’s okay, read it. I’m sure it’ll be better than the summary. Yaoi, oneshot, Rated
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the hell's MY flashback! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
The members of Team 7 meet for the first time after almost three years. You'd think that after all this time, a girl would finally get a little respect. Poor Sakura, it's another NaruSasu yaoi fic. Rated 'M' for lemony naughtiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Family Feud: Naruto Style by Ukeboi88 reviews
My version of the gameshow Family Feud with Naruto characters! Lots of yaoi, randomness, and insanity. Rated for language and suggestive themes. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rokudaime by Beacon reviews
Sasuke met his dark gaze in the mirror and slow, selfsatisfied smirk graced his pale lips 'I am the Rokudaime' he murmured. Narusasu oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nocturne by hentai18ancilla reviews
I am Yuki Cross, a human and I dwell in a place where vampires live just below us...as they count the beating of our rapid hearts, and stave their dark desires. I stop them from killing, but can I resist the temptation? KanamexYukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In All Your Fantasies by Supergirrl reviews
Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Talented Tongue by trulywicked reviews
Kakashi sets up a picnic for Team 7 and Naruto displays an unknown talent with his tongue. Pairing is SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fetish by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNeji fic, yaoi] Naruto has a bit of a fixation on hair, but Neji doesn't mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Difference Between Lovers & Friends by IlluminatedShadow reviews
“You betrayed me! My heart shattered as soon as you left! I trusted you, you were a brother to me.” “Let me guess, when I left, Neji pieced your heart back together?” Yes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cure to a Writer's Block by Anguissette reviews
shounenai As a fan of Icha Icha Paradise, Kakashi will do anything to read more of the story. When he finds out that the author is suffering from writer’s block, will he be willing to exploit his students to inspire Jiraiya? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Complete