Welcome to My Escape From Reality!

Here, I rule! I am God, King, the Supreme Ruler over this Realm! Mostly, it is because I was a stupid Grunt in Real Life...

Yep, not a grunt anymore, this Old Fart joined up with the rest of the Old Farts and finally retired last year. I am sad to confirm that, yes, I am farting more than before.

You know, I discovered I am a Celebrity!

Yes, you read it right! I Googled fvdv123 and got a whole page with links! There are even links to sites that will jam your PC full of viruses! Someone thought he was smart and copied some of my stories to another site! For a moment, I felt like J.K. Rowling... without the boobs, of course.

Bow to me, My Minions! I am mentioned on Google, so I exist! I am plagiarized, so I am famous! I even have Fans!... Not a lot, but I have some!

Or Google links everything with more than two letters and I am back to being a stupid Grunt, a retired grunt. That naffer who copied my stories did a bad job, they got buried so far down, that nobody is reading them. Meh, I still have my Fans.

For those who are interested, this is my take on the stories I write:

For me, a good story draws me in. I travel along with the Main Character, or the one I like most, and live through the story.

Most of all, it makes me wonder: What would I do if I were the hero in the story?

Then, the next question comes up. If I were the Hero of the story, how the bloody Hell did I get there? If you wake up in the Harry Potter verse, does that mean you are inside J.K. Rowling's head? Having a bad dream? And most of all: Is this real???

One girl? Or go for more? How many are the limits? In the real world, harems are a nightmare waiting to happen, so we have them in our fantasies. We are as greedy as a Pokemon catcher. We got to fuck them all. It would be boring if we tried to be expected in a story; we mostly fail to do that in the real world, so why do it in our imagination, too?

Being an old grumpy bastard, I have to invent ways to enter the story, hence the many death or dying scenes that start my stories. Does this mean the Old Bastard is in Heaven or Hell? Who the fuck cares? It gets him in the story; the rest is for the zealots to think about. Hey! It is not easy to die funny!

I write from my point of view, telling what I think and why I do stuff my way, and yes, Old Farts talk a lot to themselves, but I am sure their wife is happy about it.

There is no way you can take one of my stories seriously. I try to finish every story, though. It can take some time, but they will finish. I hate when a great story stops halfway. It is like an itch on your back, and your hands can't reach it. Not that I mean my stories are great; far from it.

I must admit that I sometimes...alright! I use a lot of ideas from other fanfic authors in my stories; if I think they fit in my story too. I confess: I am a fanfic fanfic writer, be honest, this site alone has over 840K postings for Harry Potter alone, so try to be original yourself, for that, you have to give him tentacles and do the girl's dorms of Slytherin... hmm, I have to remember this one.

I recently bought Grammarly, the normal edition... To be honest, it feels as if you have an old prude English teacher looking over your shoulders. I will use it sparingly, so you can expect a lot of crimes against English literature. Yeah, yeah, I know, I still am raping the English Language on a daily basis, don't judge! I am sure I heard some moaning.

My English teachers are Abba, Tina Turner, Bless Her Soul, The Beatles, and some other easy-to-understand pop groups. Right, try to understand AC/DC when they sing/scream Thunder... Dome? Struck? I doubt even the natives know half of what they are yelling about.

The order for reading the Fix It stories is listed here.

1- I am Harry? Let's Fix this mess
1,5- Let's Fix the Galaxy! a spin-off
2- Let's Fix the Tournament
3- Toddlers Rule! Ends that line
2,5 / 4- We Fix Dragons too! Is a spin-off from Lets Fix the Tournament
5- It ends with: Can We Fix Westeros?
A stand-alone that is situated between 2 and 3 is: Junior Will Fix it!
A Last stand-alone is: The Tales of Demons and Gods? I'll Fix that!

I do not care much about reviews. Good reviews make you think you are God's gift to Fanfiction, while bad reviews make you want to crawl back into the hole you came out from.

As I said before, Nobody is forcing you to read my stuff. I am happy if you do, and don't give a shit if you don't... That sounds so cold, I do give a shit if you don't read my stuff, but I can't do anything about it... much better. I think I can get some more readers when I phrase it like this. If not? Meh.