Kelly Holden
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Joined 11-03-01, id: 121142
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, DarkWing Duck, Misc. Cartoons, Artemis Fowl, and Lazytown.

I am, among other things, an Australian, a lesbian, a slashfic author, and a loony. My fics currently range from fluffy parody to angsty non-con, in a number of 'children's' fandoms. Despite mostly writing for cartoons and kids' books, I am actually an adult, being currently in my mid 20s.

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Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Working In Groups by Alara Rogers reviews
The anti deus ex machina remix of Deja Q. What if the Continuum hadn't interceded after Q's selfless act? Ensemble cast, features thus far Picard, Troi, Wesley, LaForge, Data, and of course Q.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 78,040 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Q, J. Picard, Wesley C., D. Troi
Gravity by faithunbreakable reviews
Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,581 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - J. Kirk
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
The Non Real O'Neill by ImaginaryGoddess reviews
Being a clone sucks ass. Especially when the original version of yourself is still out there living the life you had thought was yours. Saving the world was hard enough... now there's high school.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/20/2005 - J. O'Neill
Honey Butter Toast by KrysSaiyan reviews
Snapshots in the life of Stephanie, Sportacus, and Robbie. Sequel to Peanut Butter Banana Sandwiches. SportaRobbie and mild PixelSteph.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,394 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Jeeves and the WalkAway Cone Shoppe by LucylouKazoo reviews
What better way to cool off than with a little ice cream? Jeeves does not agree. Wodehouse slash.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
First encounters by LaCasta reviews
UPDATED: Chapter 19. Crossover. Prechip, preBuffy Spike thinks that he's going to have a very easy meal when he stops at a certain Kansas farmhouse. More early adventures of Toddler!Clark. Usual disclaimer.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 7/27/2002
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
Atonement by Amber-and-Ash reviews
On HIATUS pending rewrite. Dumbledore orders Snape to look after Harry after he leaves school. Will eventually be HPSS SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Potential by Joon reviews
Once upon a time, there was an angel and a demon.... (Sequel to Here's To You) FINISHED! (10-20)
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,770 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
There for You by Lucy Hale reviews
Post OotP. Slash. UPDATED, finally! Ron is finally safe again, but misunderstandings and doubts strain what should be a happy reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,574 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Ron W., Neville L.
L' Estate di Suicidio by Clynn reviews
*Attempted Suicide* Harry is sinking deeper and deeper into depression. When Dumbledore's kindness can't even reach him, what chance does Snape have? Chapter 25 is finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,454 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rivaling Jeeves by Lemon Goddess reviews
Bertram Wilbeforce Wooster regales us with another story of petty thievery and impending marriages; meanwhile, Jeeves has problems of his own involving a carpetbag, a tea towel, and very loud shoes.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2003
Different by TrapeloRoad475 reviews
Speed thinks this relationship will be different than the others. CSI Miami fic, Horatio/Speed, slash A fic beginning at the morning after. Switches POV each chapter, beginning with Speed's POV and then H's, etc.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2003
The heat is on, Jeeves by LaCasta reviews
Bertie Wooster returns to Smallville, just in time for the events of Heat. Bertie is kissed and sets out to do Desiree's bidding. COMPLETED. Usual disclaimer, and spoilers (of a kind) for Heat.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Complete
Thingamiggies of Love and Weirdness by Master Fedora reviews
Uh...I'm a strange strange person. This is a Abu/Iago slash fic...uh don't worry I made them human. Actually maybe you should still worry. >_<
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 9/10/2001
Trivial by Kelex reviews
A series of dialogue-only shorts where Clark and Lex discuss useless trivia
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 61 - Words: 40,296 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 7/15/2002
A Family Tradition by Reija Linn reviews
That slash gene just seems to run in the Weasley family line... I for one have read slash stories about each and every Weasley, except for Molly. Hm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Bertie Wooster Returns to Smallville by LaCasta reviews
Bertie, a leather jacket, and Nicodemus all meet. Usual disclaimer. CONCLUDED.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2002
Time to admit by One Nation of the Light reviews
Darren has always had a crush on Stitch...what will he do about it? Darren/Stitch slash.
Horrible Histories - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2002
Where Paradise Falls, Eternity Screams by Severa1 reviews
AU. Rimmer and Lister's happy relationship hits bumps when a stasis pod from another dimension is discovered. AKA: Sevvie's First Slash!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2001
Sacrificial Lamb by leah-chan reviews
The Unbeatable Trio decide to hook Snape needs to get laid. (First in the Best Laid Plans universe, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Draco...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2000
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On The Symbolism Of Evergreens reviews
A touch of jealousy, Cupid, holly, and mistletoe. A/H, some A/M content, mild Roman paganism.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Drabbly Things reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles and strict variations from the lives of Artemis, Holly and their friends and family. Mostly implied A/H, some mild adult themes, unless stated otherwise belong to a single continuity. This update begins chapter 38.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Toy reviews
It was the smallest model they stocked, still frighteningly large, and dismayingly the description on the box seemed to suggest it was below average size for a human. Masturbation, Holly/Artemis. TTP Spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Holly S. - Complete
Sabotage reviews
The last two times Robbie had been up here in Sportacus's airship, she'd nearly crashed it. Genderswap AU, SportaRobbie het, mild queer themes.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sportacus, Robbie R. - Complete
Courtship Rituals reviews
Not every sentient species has the same ideas when it comes to romance. SportaRobbie implied S&M, Steph/OFC, Bessie/Milford.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sportacus, Robbie R.
Body and Soul reviews
She always owned his soul; the body came much later. StephieSport, implied RobbiePixel.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Stephanie, Sportacus - Complete
Candid Shots reviews
Sequel to Baby Photos. Sportacus deals with his first serious relationship, being outed, his friends' puberty, and his mother visiting, with [relative] aplomb. SportaRobbie, OFCPixel [chan], other het and slash pairings. On hiatus see LJ [link in profile]
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007
Family Resemblance reviews
Candid Shots universe, canon era prequel. An old friend of Alexandra's visits Lazytown. Not a stand alone, at least read Baby Photos. No pairing, queer themes.
Lazytown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Security reviews
Artemis infiltrates LazyTown, while Sportacus attempts to keep his elfin heritage quiet. Not pairing focused, but will have some Stephanie/Artemis, SportaRobbie, and AH. On hiatus pending TTP-compliant rework.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Lazytown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Artemis F., Sportacus
Baby Photos reviews
Stephanie is trying to collect baby photos from her friends. When Sportacus refuses, she enlists Robbie's help to steal one. No pairing, queer issues.
Lazytown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Stephanie, Robbie R. - Complete
Afterwards reviews
“I'm fine, just sleepy and a little sticky.” StephanieSportacus, innocent!Sportacus, dubcon, adult themes.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sportacus, Stephanie - Complete
Family Portrait reviews
Artemis's daughter's fairly unremarkable first day of preschool, through the eyes of her teacher. Current implied ArtemisButler, past het pairing implied. OFCcentric. References to TLC, but no outright spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
The End of the Tunnel reviews
Book 1 AU. 12-year-old Artemis ponders his options. Noncon OMCArtemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Cupid's Daughter reviews
Poetry drabble. 'Cupid's Daughter, heed this warning.' A warning prophecy about Mud Men for the female descendants of Cupid, one of whom is Holly. Implied AH, unhappy ending. Written prior to publication of TTP, but appears to be consistent with it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Mine reviews
He is mine now. ArtemisButler slash. First person, slightly creepy. Set post TOD, but spoilerless.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Studying reviews
[Li'l Elvis Jones and The Truckstoppers] PostCanon, Len eavesdrops on El and Lionel while they study for their School certificate. slash Li'l Elvis JonesLionel Dexter, Len POV
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
As yet untitled reviews
Sometimes cartoon worlds aren't as innocent as they seem. Slash and non-con slash, Bushroot-centric. Highly unlikely to be continued. Ever.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 3/14/2002
Love and Gumtrees reviews
Harry is sent to Australia to keep him safe from Voldemort. Things happen. HarryRon slash. (written prior to OotP, probably not going to be udated again)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Vampires and Cruciatus reviews
How are squibs treated, especially in Pureblood supremacist homes? A squib abuse fic, disturbing content, written prior to OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Rita Skeeter's at it again reviews
Rita Skeeter applys her journalistic treatment to HarrySeverus during 5th year. Slash written prior to OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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