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Joined 03-05-19, id: 12118699, Profile Updated: 10-26-20
Author has written 1 story for My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア.

Hi everyone,

I'm Ramses II. Yes, I did name myself after a pharao. Not sure what that says about my character or my ego...

Ah well, so what? I've seen people name themselves after their favorite show or character or donut before putting some random number at the end, all the while feeling incredibly creative.

Gender: Male.

Age: Between 5 and 87.

Eye color: Green. Why is "eye color" one of the relevant factors in a profile, anyway?

Date of birth: Truth be told, I cannot answer this question and be sure I'm completely honest with you. Just think about it: Can anyone really be completely positive that they were actually born at the day they know as their "birthday"?
After all, it could be that their relatives lied to them because they wanted to have a good laugh or didn't want your birthday to clash with your parents' wedding anniversary or for some other opaque reason (I'm sure there's a forum on the internet dedicated to that question, go look it up), so is there really 100% certainty that we aren't the victims of some elaborate birthday swap conspiracy?

Personality type: Logician (INTP).

What I like: Books. Fanfiction (duh). Cooking. More books. Manga. The Periodic Table (yes, I'm that weird). Intelligent conversation. Crème brûlée - it's the one true, supreme dessert, change my mind. Sarcasm. Even more books. Useless facts ("In Tennessee it is considered illegal to go fishing with a lasso"). Did I mention books?

What I don't like: Idiots. Broccoli. My sister coming into my room at 4 a.m. in order to ask me if camels have gills. Sappy stories. Gary Stus. The number Six. Boredom (which suprisingly often ties in with the point "idiots"). Racism and homophobia (both of which tie in with the point "idiots" even more often, albeit less surprisingly). People who are as presumptuous as I am. The seventies' building style. Going to the gym (I am aware it's clichè).


Boku no Hero Academia stuff:

Favorite character: Tokoyami Fumikage (he best birb) and Gentle Criminal (woefully underappreciated).

Hate character: Can't really think of one; Horikoshi did quite the good job with his characters. (No, not even Mineta.)

Favorite ship: Kuroiro X Komori. Congratulations to anyone who didn't have to look those two up. Yes, I'm in rarepair hell.

Hate ship: Bakugo X Midoriya. They are rivals, guys. Rivals.

Favorite Arc: Sports Festival.

Least Favorite Arc (ain't no hate arcs in BNHA): USJ, as it had some plotholes.


Harry Potter stuff:

Favorite character: Sirius Black

Hate character: Mundungus Fletcher (=basement rat)

Favorite Ship: Don't have one; might change with the continuation of "Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin" (most amazing HP fic I've ever read, seriously. Author's a freaking genius).

Hate Ship: Harry X Snape (for obvious reasons), Harry X Draco (I really, really can't see this happening. At all).

Favorite book: Order of the Phoenix. (Umbridge. Such a brilliant, horrible character.)

Hate book: Half-blood Prince. Too much shilly-shallying. Slughorn's great though.


Artemis Fowl stuff:

Favorite character: Artemis Fowl II (scheming child genius thief? Yes, please!), Butler (incarnation of the word cool), Foaly (arrogant bastard who's somehow likeable), Mulch Diggums (perfect anti-hero).

Hate character: Turnball Root. I don't really hate him, but he falls flat in comparison to the likes of Opal Koboi or Jon Spiro.

Ships: Not really into it. Artemis X Holly could be great, but I've seen too many authors wasting it.

Favorite book: Eternity Code, for being the supreme kickass heist.

Hate book: Atlantis complex (still fun, but pales alongside the other books)


Naruto stuff:

Favorite character: Hidan. Because every anime needs an immortal psychopath who's part of a gory religion that preaches mass murder and also violent cursing.

Hate character: Sasuke. Character development = 0; has the emo look but loses against Shino in emo-ness. Why you ask? Because he can't keep his damn cool.

Favorite ship: Naruto X Hinata. Vanilla? Yes. Cute? You bet.

Hate ship: Naruto X Sasuke. Again: They. Are. Rivals.

Favorite Arc: Chunin exams. So many great fights.

Hate Arc: Land of Waves (for being way too tedious).


Kimetsu no Yaiba stuff:

Favorite character: Iguro Obanai. Great design, and has a pet snake.

Hate character: Early Zenitsu. Admit it, he sucked. (Though to be honest, maybe he's just the only sensible guy in the manga.)

Favorite Ship: Iguro X Kanroji. Their dynamic is the best. Plus it's actually canon, and seeing Iguro get all possessive is hilarious.

Hate Ship: Tanjirou X Nezuko. Just why?

Favorite Arc: Dimensional Infinity Fortress. There are so many great things about that one I could fill two pages and there would still be missing something.

Hate Arc: Demon Train. Felt a bit off for me, and Enmu wasn't my cup of tea.


Percy Jackson Universe stuff:

Favorite character: Leo Valdez. Intelligent, fire powers and fucking funny.

Hate character: Octavian. Such a stupid asshole. But he did serve his purpose, so maybe... no. I still don't like him.

Favorite Ship: Leo X Calypso. Those two fit together so well it's scary. And reading about them is a five-dimensional rollercoaster ride on crack.

Hate Ship: Percy X Zoe. You do know about that whole "Oath Of Artemis" thing? Come on, people.

Favorite book: The Sword of Summer. It is, admittedly, a Magnus Chase, but I'd still count it as "in-universe". And those Norse deities are probably the quirkiest of them all.

Hate book: The Titan's Curse. It's still decent, but the whole Bianca thing was, while necessary, not particularly well-executed (pun intended).


Other favorites of mine:

Characters:

Aburame Shino (Naruto) - Much unused potential in that one, plus he's the only ninja in Konoha who actually behaves like... well, like a ninja.

Bartimaeus (Bartimaeus) - The single best sarcastic demon in existence. Cherish him.

Roronoa Zoro (One Piece) - Swordsman of Destruction. Lifts buildings with his bare arms. Has a cool bandana.

Akabane Karma (Assassination Classroom) - Keeps a healthy level of insanity. Gives free rein to his sadistic tendencies.

Connie Springer (Attack on Titan) - Great character developement. Likeable and doesn't behave like an utter asshole.

Saphira (Inheritance Cycle) - Is a dragon.

Oberon (The Iron Druid Chronicles): Such a pure, heart-warming, straight-forward dog... you simply have to love him.

Books:

The City of Dreaming Books (Walter Moers): Quite possibly my favorite book of all time. Witty, with clever wordplays all over the place and a writing style that sweeps off your feet.

Bartimaeus (Jonathan Stroud): Have I already mentioned the single best sarcastic demon?

Inheritance Cycle (Christopher Paolini): 1.) He was 16 and wrote an international bestseller. 2.) The books are amazing.

Mort (Terry Pratchett): Morbid, intelligent and had me laugh myself to tears.

The Mysterious Benedict Society (Trenton Lee Stewart): A carefully planned and incredibly well-executed story, with lots of riddles and mysteries the reader can try to uncover alongside the characters, who all are as plastic and realistic as they come.

The Iron Druid Chronicles: Imagine Rick Riordan for grown-ups, except it's got pantheons from all over the world, an ingenious, snarky main character, a fair share of violence, the best dog in the world and lots and lots of action, plus it's jam-packed with banter and Shakespeare quotes.


Some sayings, quotes to live by, random moments of weirdness and other things my chronically underemployed brain concocted:

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, however it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smash that jerk's face in.

Don't act like a dick. But if you do, do it properly.

"She says I'm the one, but the child is not my son." - Joseph

The main source of stress is the daily contact with idiots.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

The primary elements of humor: Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, Samarium = SArCaSm

The tech support hotline says the problem is located somewhere between my keyboard and my chair.

Due to the worsening of the economy the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily turned off.

I'm a writer. I hate people.

I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared. You’re just an asshole

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

I've searched for hours and hours, through all my notes and folders, all my files, my records, I asked my robot servant, my computer and consulted my lawyer, but I can't think of a single instant in which I asked for your opinion.

I want to buy a cactus in a cute little pot and name it after you because you're a fucking prick.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / Sugar is sweet / And so are you / But the roses are wilting / The violets are dead / The sugar bowl's empty / And so is your head.


If you read up until here I've stolen around ten minutes of your lifetime, and you'll never get them back.


My stories:

Matter Adaptation (BNHA)

My first fanfiction here. It revolves around an Izuku who has a Quirk (because we don't have enough of those as it is... *shrugs*), namely one that enables him to converge his body to any material he's touching. He's also friends with Bakugo (well, what counts for 'friends' with that guy; he's still Bakugo).

Heavily changed Dekusquad - Iida, Uraraka and Asui are cool and all, but there are stories out there that do a pretty good job with handling them, so I'm going to try a different approach.

Therefore, a major point is to give some spotlight to characters we don't get to see that often in canon, including the less-featured 1-A students - Mina, Hagakure, Tokoyami, Kaminari, Koda, etc. - Class 1-B (seriously, does no one ever pay attention to them?), but also some villains like Mustard, Compress, Kurogiri or Gentle.

Pairing: Currently undecided, but no harem (can't stand that, sorry not sorry). It's important for me that romantic pairings tie in with the story organically; I don't know yet if there will be any, or when there will be any, and I won't force anything in it that has no place in it. Too many promising stories have been ruined because of that.


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia (Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), sakurademonalchemist (USA), lokinorsedeity (USA), Jade Celandine (Canada), Ramses II. (Germany)


Yesterday I told myself I'd make this page more appealing to others.

Yesterday I also told myself I'd end my procrastination problems.

What should I say? I wrote these sentences; never have I felt more productive in my life.

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An Impractical Guide to Godhood by Antony444 reviews
A Percy Jackson x A Practical Guide to Godhood. Kronos had a plan. It was destroyed under his eyes. So the Lord of Time's plan ensured every plan not his would die too. Olympus is more powerful than ever, but so is Perseus Jackson. And unfortunately for them, the soul governing his body is not big on loyalty...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,811 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/3/2021 - Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 167 - Words: 1,458,621 - Reviews: 19859 - Favs: 20,734 - Follows: 22,413 - Updated: 12/31/2023 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Heroes in the Dark by Iffondrel reviews
Taking place during the School Trip Arc, we center on Tokoyami in the aftermath of Dark Shadow's rampage. Villains wanting to capture Bakugou set their sights on Tokoyami, and the connection these two have had since fighting in the Sport's Festival will decide what'll happen to them after being brought over by Tomura's League of Villains, with devastating consequences for Tokoyami.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 116 - Words: 613,891 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/12/2023 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Fumikage T., Overhaul/Chisaki K., Himiko Toga, Dabi
Eight by writer168 reviews
(The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough.) Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift—unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. (The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn.) SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,227 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/25/2023 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Team Eight
Viridescent by darkfire1220 reviews
As a child, Izuku decided it would be better if he were Quirkless than to have a power that scared everyone. Now a teenager and looking to enter U.A, he finds himself as the protege of All Might and a student of the best heroes in the nation- but there's no running from a part of you, and he's learning the hard way that you have to accept all of yourself to be a real hero.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 437,897 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 10,205 - Follows: 10,781 - Updated: 6/17/2023 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Ochako U., Katsuki B.
Dekiru: The Fusion Hero! by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
Izuku was so excited when he manifested his Quirk. Being able to combine with objects to make himself stronger? So cool! However, what he didn't expect, what no one expected, was what happened if he used his Quirk on people... (Or, What if Izuku's Quirk was the Fusion Ability from Dragonball Z/Steven Universe?)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,508 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 7,937 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 10/22/2021 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Ochako U., Katsuki B.
Erased Potential by theslytherinpaladin reviews
Midoriya Izuku, determined to become a hero before ever meeting All Might, looks for another way. He might not have a quirk, but that can't be all that being a hero is about. He has the intelligence, the drive, the determination. All he needs now is to know how to use it. Enter Aizawa Shouta.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 186,466 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 5,280 - Follows: 5,782 - Updated: 6/2/2021 - Published: 6/8/2017 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] Shouta A./Eraserhead
Torchbearer by btn29 reviews
In which a Mother's prayer is answered, a child's birthright is not denied to him, and his life is forever changed as a result. Features a more confident Izuku, a slightly nicer Bakugo, and a certain No. 2 Hero taking an interest. Rated M for language, violence, and safety purposes.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 504,975 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: 3/21/2021 - Published: 5/10/2018 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Katsuki B., Enji T./Endeavor
Demons in the Rough by Bakufan15 reviews
An unfortunate change in circumstance and a mistimed return leads to two demons who hold the family name 'Kamado'. Even still, Tanjirou will fight (fang and claw, if he has to) towards his goal. [DISCONTINUED]
Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,326 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Tanjirou K., Kanao T., Nezuko K., Giyuu T. - Complete
The Healing Touch by xpegasus reviews
(My first fanfic ever, give me a chance.) All his life, Izuku had been ridiculed and bullied for two things; being born Quirkless, and his massive appetite (even though he never seemed to gain a pound.) His life turns upside down when meets his idol, All Might, and is finally given the chance to become a hero. But is Izuku as Quirkless he thinks? (Cross-posted on AO3)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,997 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 4/25/2018 - [Izuku M., Ochako U.] Toshinori Y./All Might, Katsuki B.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7761 - Favs: 18,850 - Follows: 20,871 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Knock Knock, Little Bunnies by TenraiTsukiyomi reviews
The Kamado Children will never forget, and never forgive. (Or: In where Nezuko still becomes a demon, but she isn't the only one.)
Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/30/2019 - Tanjirou K., Nezuko K.
Of Quirks and Magic by MysticMartyr reviews
Having long been told that his desire to become a Hero was naught but a fanciful dream, Izuku Midoriya suffers a terrible accident that makes it seem more like an outright fantasy. However, he is soon shown by a certain Sorcerer Supreme that sometimes diving straight into fantasy is the best way to achieve one's dreams. Make way for Izuku Midoriya, future Master of the Mystic Arts!
Crossover - Marvel & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 273,244 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 8/30/2018 - [Izuku M., Mei H.] Shigaraki T., Eijiro Kirishima
Hoshigaki by writer168 reviews
When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 208,533 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kisame H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37091 - Favs: 31,107 - Follows: 22,553 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Matter Adaptation reviews
"Mommy, I became cotton!" Or: Izuku has a Quirk that enables him to converge his body to any material he touches. Featuring a slightly more confident Izuku, a slightly less abrasive Bakugo, a justifiably edgy Tokoyami, Kirishima - no improvements required - Mina, Hagakure, Gentle, the traitor and many others who deserve more attention (Class 1-B?). Pairing TBD, Rating for safety.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,132 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 3/4/2023 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Fumikage T., 1-A Students