TheWritersWhoSayPoofAlot
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Joined 02-02-07, id: 1211930
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

We are.. the Poofy People. Why? Because one of the authors currently has an obsession with the word 'Poof'.

Or at least thats what we shall tell you anyways. -Eyeshift- Let us see.. We currently enjoy writing random stupid HP in which stupid and random events commence. However, it is on temporary HIATUS, as one author is particularly LAZY. -Cough- We shall not point fingers however.

POOF!

Anyway, at the moment we have three stories written. Mall Madness, Dancing Dilemma and Jerry Springer: Hogwarts Style. If I may suggest one for you to read, I suggest Mall Madness. It will make you fall off your chair, I guarantee. OR ELSE YOUR MONEY BACK!

-Cough- Yeah. We are currently working on a story involving the HP characters going to Canada's Wonderland! What madness will ensue? You must read! Of course, when it's actually written. HIATUS!

OH OH! Also, we shall be taking requests for stories. :O HOWEVER! Do not be upset if yours does not make it into the list. It could be for a number of reasons; like, we could be too lazy, it could suck balls, or perhaps it could be TOO good, that we shall secretly make a new account and pose it as our own story. -Eyeshift- But that is unlikely.

POOFF:O OH THE MADNESS OF POOFY-NESS!

We're both 15 years old, besterest friends, and one of us -again not pointing fingers- is absolutely frikken KRAZZZY! -Insane laugh- If you ever met us, or more so her, in real life believe me you'd love her. I do ;) Haha.

It's because im the verbal diarrhea!

Indeed.. -Wary glance- Anyways, we shall now let you read our stories. READ THEM! You must!

NOW GOODDAY!

-Cuts in- But, we still-

I SAID GOODDAY!!

TheWritersWhoSayPoofAlot

Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Jerry Springer: Hogwarts Style reviews
What happens when Hermione, Draco and Ginny are in a love triangle and decide to go to Jerry Springer to solve it? Harry and Ron come along for the ride, and Ron has a little fun at a muggle park! Slightly AU.. R&R! OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Dancing Dilemma reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco and Ginny decide to go clubbing in Diagon Alley. What madness will ensue? Read to find out! Rated T for swearing, a gay Blaise, and a naked Ron. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Mall Madness reviews
Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny and Draco are bored one day at Grimmauld Place. What happens when Hermione has the brilliant idea for them to go to the mall? R&R Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete