Caisele
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Joined 02-02-07, id: 1211982, Profile Updated: 04-10-16
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Artemis Fowl.

CAISELE


It's been a long time. Since I stopped writing on here I've stopped writing all together. Trying to ease myself back into it. Looking for constructive criticism. Hopefully I will see some familiar pennames on here and make some new friends too.

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Hiatus Notice:

All the incomplete stories from my previous bout of productive manic episode (Counterfeit, Red Sand, and Hogwarts Mysteries) will remain incomplete indefinitely. Sorry :(

Updated Stories:

Carnal Creatures - Chapter 5 is up!

Note:

The story "It's Hermione, Bitch" has been removed by Fanfiction admin because the word "bitch" is in the title. This is just a FYI blurb. I don't know if I want to put it back up.


Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Carnal Creatures reviews
Bella is married to a brute. She has long since resigned herself to her fate. But when she meets a handsome young doctor she begins to wonder if fate can be defied. Edward/Bella. Victorian era AU. Rated for sex and themes. Meet the Mate Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
The Chimera reviews
Edward is called to defend his kingdom against the Volturi warmongers. In battle, he encounters a fearsome and beautiful creature that may claim his life, or his heart… Slash. Edward/Jasper. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Edward, Jasper
Folie a Deux reviews
AU. Harry Potter is a cop, and Draco Malfoy is definitely up to no good. Despite those bright eyes, that perfect hair, and incessant innuendos, Harry is definitely not in the habit of fraternizing with the enemy. But habits can change. HPDM. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Austen Effect reviews
She's got the pride and he's got the prejudice. He's also got a knife in his belt and a bong under his bed, and she's got a flask of vodka tucked into her bra and Ron's arm around her neck. But somehow it works out. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hogwarts Mysteries reviews
There is a kind of magic that they don't teach you in school. It's a vicious kind of dark magic. It's addictive, overpowering, and able to render you senseless. It's lust. DHr. Explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Wild Goose Chase reviews
Through meticulous analysis and various experiments it has been confirmed: Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire. Warning: If you have no sense of humor please don't read. Oneshot.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Artemis F., Edward - Complete
Red Sand reviews
Malfoy. Concussion. Ron. Stranded. And lots of rolling around in red sand. Sounds like a sexy little slash story. MxM. Ratings will change for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Ron W., Draco M.
DEAR EDWARD reviews
Dear Edward. I'm not sure if you're aware, but you're not supposed to end up with Bella… Oneshot. If you've got no sense of humor, DON'T READ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stardust reviews
Fred and George. George and Fred. We all love the Weasley twins. Short. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Firewhiskey reviews
End of year party plus Firewhiskey plus boys who can't hold their drinks adds up to some serious action. Slash. DMRW. Oneshot. Rated for sex, sex, and more sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Counterfeit reviews
Like any other Dramione story but with more LOVE, more SEX and a little twist of the IMPOSSIBLE. You know you wanna. Rated for some sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,230 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
RIDDLEBOOK reviews
Riddlebook: 'Every babe is pure of birth 'tis the evils of the world that doth corrupt them.' What, then, corrupted the young Tom Riddle? Short story. Five parts. Awesome. READ ME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete