Subaku-no-Rachel97
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Joined 02-02-07, id: 1211991
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

HAHAHA! I'M BACK. HERE'S THE DEAL. WHILE IVE BEEN NON-UPDATING SCHOOL'S OUT, SUMMER'S STARTED, AND I GOT A BOYFRIEND, SO I WONT BE UPDATING AS FAST AS I DID BEFORE CARPAL-TUNNEL SYNDROME, BUT ITS GONE, SO THATS THE GOOD THING.

Okay, here's the thing. QUIT SAYING: 'YOU NEED TO UPDATE SOONER' and 'MAKE THE CHAPTERS LONGER'. I have a life too, you know. Don't complain about not getting updates sooner because I really won't care.

On Sasuke.com, I am known as the 'Gaara-obsessed girl'. Isn't that AWESOME!!! HA! And I've also been called a genius.

Sorry I had to delete one of my fanfics, you can blame that on someone named 'crazydude'. Don't worry, he's anonymous, or I would have told his ass OFF for the reviews he put. And I asked for no flames too! So if you liked that story, blame him because I had to delete it. And I know you're not supposed to care what other people think, but oh well...

Oh yeah, and just a reminder for all people like 'crazydude' out there, NO FLAMES AT ALL!!!!! I DONT CARE IF I DIDN'T PUT THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF A STORY!!!! I DONT WANT ANY!!! THEY ARE NOT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM REVIEWS, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! AND NO ONE LIKES FLAMES!!!! THEY ARE JUST A WAY TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN!!!! IT JUST HURTS PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!!! IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! SEND ME HATEMAIL!!!

I DARE YOU!!!!

ILL JUST READ IT AND DELETE IT!!!!!

IT'S ONLY THE INTERNET AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!

thank you.

Hey, well, uh...what do I say again? Oh yeah, this is like a whole 'about me' thing, right? Oh, well, then, umm...my name is Reicheru Nerusonu, which isn't my real name, but it's my name in Japanese. I love Naruto, obviously...I like Gaara especially. I LOVE writing fanfiction, I just recentley figured that out. I don't think my fanfics are very good, but according to my last story, Worthless?, I am proved wrong. Whenever I write fanfics, I'm not good at romances, so I go with the whole 'drama/tradgedy/horror' or 'humor' fanfics, which is pretty weird, loving horror AND humor, and right now I'm working on a story with BOTH!! HA!

And most importantly:

GAARA AND RIKU ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA!! LMFAO!!

...no, really. Back off...

I also am so obsessed with My Chemical Romance/Naruto/Kingdom Hearts it would scare you. Literally.Ummmmm...yeah, I like anime besides Naruto. Like: DNAngel, InuYasha, stuff like that!

And I need ideas!!! No, not for my current stories, I have them planned out...I mean for other stories...I wanna write more Kingdom Hearts fanfics...Organization XIII...Sora/Kairi...ANYTHING!!!!!!!

I DO have a myspace...myspace.com/disenchanted_teenager97.

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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

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Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fear May Turn To Love by greenkat92 reviews
Sakura Haruno is captured by the Akatsuki, will this be a terrifying experience for her, or will she find love in the Uchiha she had tryed to forget?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mission Fangirl by penKittyChan reviews
What happens when girls steal Gaara's shirt. Mwuahaha. A series of short slices involving the characters and their fangirls. Dun dun dun. So far, the torturing has involved Gaara, Kankuro, and Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
And We Have Hell by Ice Everlasting reviews
Sakura has a deep,deep,unjust hatred towards Gaara.What she doesn't know is that he's a VAMPIRE and both of each other are planning to make their lives a living hell.Too bad she had no choice but to move in with him but hell begins..right?[GaaSaku?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,679 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara's Stroll in the Park 2 by GaaraSandBro reviews
Gaara takes another stroll in the park. WHAT CHAOS WILL ENSUE! Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Elevator by EvilerThanYou reviews
Gaara and Sasuke get on an elevator. No yoai A bunch of women get on. The elevator gets broken. I suck at summeries. OOCNESS. BEWARE. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Just One by yeaka reviews
Fred and George's first night at Hogwarts. (Slash, twincest.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
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Keyblades and Kunai reviews
What will happen when the gummi ship crashes and the Kingdom Hearts gang meets the Naruto gang? Relationships? Betrayal? And what will happen when 2 of the most infamous 'bad guys' pair up against them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Kazekage's Birthday reviews
Ha. Naruto has forced a certain Kazekage to go to his birthday party in Konoha. 7. Months. Late. NO YAOI sorry fangirls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Gaara
Worthless? hiatus reviews
ON HIATUS DUE TO SERIOUS WRITERS BLOCK! I SAID, YOU ARE A WORTHLESS LITTLE KUNOICHI WITH NO TALENT AT ALL! What the hell is up with THAT outburst? What will happen when these 'outbursts' are too much for a certain pinkhaired kunoichi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL, SORA! reviews
It's all about Sora and Riku's reaction when Kairi appears with a keyblade one day...just read, PLEASE? and no flames, it's my first Kingdom Hearts fanfic! There MIGHT be another chapter, but I don't know...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sora, Sora
Kankuro goes for a walk reviews
Kankuro goes for a walk around Suna. He meets Temari and Gaara on the way. Yep, it's another SandSib fanfic. Rated T for some very strong language. There MIGHT be another chapter, but I don't know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete