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Joined 02-02-07, id: 1212090, Profile Updated: 12-02-09
Author has written 14 stories for Bridge to Terabithia, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Parodies and Spoofs, Kings, and NCIS.

AAH! There's something invading my personal bubble! It's big, scary, and mandatory!! It's school, people. Sadly, I am still young enough to have term starting now. So everything will probably be slower. I'm so sorry; but I can't help it! But I'll still be working as hard as I can, but I don't want to rush and have a bunch of crappy chapters.

Hello! My name is Caria. No, that isn't my real name. It's an alias, one I always use on the Internet. I welcome you to my sight, hoping that if you're here you are here to read some fanfiction, or see my page to folllow me into the other depths of the internet. A few things about me. I am very Impersonal on the Internet. I do not wish for you to follow me into my modern-day life, sorry but it's just rather creepy. However, feel free to talk to me online by the use of PM's or comments. I am always very busy. Don't freak if I don't write for a week or two. I'm so, so sorry and I know I'll lose a lot of followers that way, but I digress. I just have far too much to do. Hmm...what else? I am a Christian writer, so I will not be writing slash/incest/overly mature content as I do not want to seem anything otherwise.

Okay then! Now that all the boring stuff is over with, we can get down to it!

UDPTATE!- I'm going to list my stories, priority wise. So if you're waiting for something at the bottom of the list, I'll try to get to it, but... :(

~When the King Fails

~The Trials of Harry Potter

~DADDY!

~Breathe Today

~Evermore

Also, I'm having some major attack plot bunnies, so who knows when I'll get these done, but I'll put them here so they don't go away.

~Why Zuko Should Wear Clothes to Bed- Basically, Sokka is drunk and walks into Zukos room while he's asleep. And won't get out. Zutara K plus, maybe T

~Provoking Darkness- This sounds scary, but it's a crack Rangers Apprentice story based on New Moon. Basically, Aruelen has run out of coffee, so Gilan tries to get Morgarath to kill him. K plus

~-unnamed- -Whatever this is, it's about Neville being adopted by Voldemort and trained to fight Harry in the Final Battle. I don't know if Light or Dark will win in this one. K plus

~You want me to do WHAT!- Its going to be crossover, Rangers Apprentice/Avatar/Eragon. Theres a serum that makes you do what the other person says, and some of our favorite characters get their hands on it. Sorta like Truth or Dare...except no chicken. T

MY PAIRINGS

Pairings I like-

Harry Potter- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Voldie/Bellatrix, Scorpius/Lily, James Potter/Lily Evans

NICS- Tony/Ziva, Gibbs/Shannon, Abby/McGee

Avatar- Zuko/Katara, Aang/Katara, Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Suki

Ranger's Apprentice- Will/Alyss, Horace/Cassandra, Gilan/OC

Favourite Movies-

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, both Chronicles of Narnia movies, Harry Potter series, Stardust, Pheobe in Wonderland, Man In the Iron Mask (Leo DiCaprio. Need we say more?) He's Just Not That Into You, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Pirates of the Carribean, the Litte Vampire; the Princess Bride, Labyrinth

Favourite Books-

Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling; Chronicles of Narnia Series by C.S. Lewis; New Moon and Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer; Shadowmagic by John Lenahan; the Eye of the Dragon by Stephen King; the Da Vinci Code by whoever...xD; Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flannigan

About THE NOVEL: One of the main reasons I will not update is cause of a little place called Caracadia. There is where my 28ooo word, 75 pages (so far) story takes place, and a good 5o percent of my brain is permanently there. Hence, not very inact with the rest of the world, haha.

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(='.'=) Hahahahaha...this is Bunny. copy and paste Bunny so he can DOMINATE THE WORLD!!

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If you have ever tripped in thin air, paste this on your profile.

If you have watched Dora the Explorer or Barney in the last year, for any reason, paste this on your profile.

If you have seen the new Prince Caspian movie paste this on your profile

If Abocrombie and Fitch told people it was uncool to breathe, 98 of teenagers would be dead. If you are one of the 2 that are laughing at them for being so stupid, paste this on your profile.

If you are one of the ones that realized Ben Barnes has been in more movies/shows than just Prince Caspian, paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Narnia's Protector

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in today's culture. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Narnia's Protector

Favorite Quotes

Narnia Quotes

Lucy-oh my gosh, he's so cute! Reepicheep- WHO SAID THAT? Lucy- Er...sorry. ~Prince Caspian

Peter- tears shirt and wraps around branch Does anyone have matches? Edmund- No...but I have this takes out torch Peter- You could have mentioned that before! ~Prince Caspian

Aslan-If you were any braver, you'd be a lioness ~Prince Caspian

Nerd- What's your name? Susan:...Phyllis! ~Prince Caspian

Mr. Beaver- Never heard of...Aslan...oh, you're a cheeky one, aren't you? ~LWW

Tumnus- He is, of course, not a tame lion. ~LWW

Caspian- There seems to be a dragon on the beach. Reepicheep: Sire, if I may... Caspian: NO, Reepicheep, you may not attempt single-hand combat with it! ~1950s version of Dawn Treader

Quotes From Me and my Friends

SQUEE!!-Helena

Of course he's real! In my heart... ~Julia, on Edward Cullen

Leah- You're a nerdfighter? Me- hoohah All- squeeeeeee

Nice gum- My English teacher

He's hot! And he has an awesome sword! And... he's hot! ~Maria on Ichigo from Bleach

We're...off to the mental institute! Tralalala la laaaaaaa! ~Me and Sam

Hun, come on. Real men don't sparkle.~Me, consoling Julia after she saw Twilight for the first time.

"I think we're in Narnia!" "Heck of a big backyard ya got here" ~My little babysitting charge, who loves playing Narnia in her backyard.

"Get this moron with a large stick off of me!" ~Me, quoting my character Cedric

"Most people say guns don't kill people; people kill people. That's not true. If I held out my hands and went BANG, it wouldn't do anything, would it!" -Sarah, with dizzying logic.

"IT'S A SWAN!!" -Leah, at 5:30 in the morning

"Okay,okay...HE DID IT!" -my brother

"You can't prove ANYTHING!" -my brother again

"Realism is a pessimist's optimism"- me, in a deep discussion with Julia

"To err is human; to be perfect is God"- Not really sure where it's from

"I saw you and I just...wow just started sobbing!" "..."- Carly and I

"I was a cute baby, ja?" "GET OUT OF MY HEAD MOMIJI!"- me, with a nod to Fruits Basket

"Wait for it, wait for it..." "AAAAAAAH!" "There we go!"- Katie and I watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"You could kill me" "I don't have to." "You could hurt me" "I don't need to" "You could get out of my room" "I don't want to"- my cousin and I, cosplaying Sokka and Zuko

"You might lose that hand if you don't move it" -my cousin

"He looks like a chicken with hair!" "CHICKENS HAVE HAIR!?"- me and Leah

"SEMPER FI!" "DO OR DIE!"- me and Leah

"I TOLD YOU I WAS LIVING IN YOUR TRASHCAN!" -my brother

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells- Theadore Geisel

Raise your hand if you aren't here- Mr. Johnson

I refuse to answer that question on the account that I don't know the answer- Douglas Adams

Remember- today is yesterday's tomorrow. Try and figure that one out.- Unknown

Fangirls- SQUEEEEE! Cedric- Oh, gods. -Reign of Four.

"I am Snapeward, the Clarinet Master!" - Me when I saw the snapeward icon

"You poked me on the ab!"- my brother

"I was trying to hit the soccer ball, but the panda got in the way."- me playing WiiFit

"If I ruled the world...I would hang Brandon. And Josh. And Gary. And Quincey. As a start."- my friend Mac

"Where have i seen you before?" "Probably at the asylum," -me and my teacher

"The lefties on the rightie and the righties on the leftie!!" My overly eccentric science teacher.

Funny Quotes From Icons/Tshirts/Books and other Movies

"On top of my amazing sense of style? I play a mean hamonica." Fang, Maximum Ride

"oops." "Oops? You nearly burnt my skin off!" Saphira and Eragon, Eldest

"Careful, or you'll wind up in my novel"

"Don't make me sic the flying monkeys on you!"

"If Caeser were alive, you'd be chained to an oar."

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants"

"Edward Cullen (n): sexy. See also cold and sparkly"

"I'd like a Cullen with a side of Hale. Hold the Jacob,"

"Pray tell Conor- what were you doing lying in a ditch?" -Fergal, Shadowmagic (the best book ever imho)

"You mean the smaller one?" "DON'T CALL ME SHRIMP! OR SHORTY!" "...sorry..."- Fullmetal Alchemist

"What is that?" "That is a pint." "It comes in PINTS?"- Merry and Pippin, Lord of the Rings

"Da da da da da da da da. And really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"- Jack Sparrow, PotC

"You are Senior Field Agent and I am...entirely at your mercy" "As it should be," ~Ziva and Tony, NCIS

"C'mon out, Peter! Come on out and plaaaay!"- Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

I tell you this, in view of...well, whoever is reading this with you. I am a NERDFIGHTER. Nerdfighters, by definition, are (duh) nerds who fight to decrease world suck by making it okay for nerds to roam the Earth in peace with the other, usually more prominent roles in society. Instead of being made of bones, tissures, and organs, we are made of 1oo percent Awesome. We fight with our protractors, calculators and tricked-out laptops to make the world a better place to live. To check out more, visit http://nerdfighters.ning.com/

OMG! My FictionPress site is up! Here you go, peoples! http://www.fictionpress.com/~foreverwithyou

To see my entry to the 'Top Ten Caption Contests' on thelionscall, go here! (it's the second one down, of Father Christmas looking like 0_o) http://www.thelionscall.com/humor/caption83.cfm

My current obsessions-

~The Rangers Apprentice series by John Flannigan. I love it, love it, love it! And me and my cousin are cosplaying them for Halloween . yeah, we're that cool!

~the movie King Arthur, it's so good!!

~Fullmetal Alchemist. I love Ed! He's so much better than Edward Cullen

~NCIS. Iz amazing.

DISCLAIMER!- This is for all of my stories. Ahem.

i do not own (insert title here). I am not making any profit from this story, except for the benifit of constructive critisism. All rights belong to (insert author/producer/directors name) and none of the original characters are mine. However, I may own any OCs that come up during these stories.

Here I'd like to give a shout out to some of my buds. First of all, for Austin Gibbs, my (sort of) Beta Reader and best bud. Without you, DADDY wouldn't have been made. Also, to my favourite cousin Gilan's Apprentice, aka Eva. May your sword stay sharp! For DigoryDigsAllTheBoys, girl you rock! And for everyone reading my stories, you all are so amazing. Thank you, you guys make me feel loved like crazy. God Bless!

~Narnia's Prtoector

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Every Me by KiRa M. EMeRaLd reviews
Upon the downfall of Voldemort, Draco Malfoy becomes the new leader. With the Death Eater's out to kill Hermione, Draco surprises her, even himself, as he tries to save her from his own followers. DHr eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,497 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by Nikkel reviews
A collection of oneshots, drabbles, and everything in between, featuring the dark, and often misunderstood, relationship of a Phoenix and a Dragon... Ozai and Azula. NOT incest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 30,680 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Azula, Ozai
All That Lies Beyond Eyesight by yoo-hoo luver.wlegs reviews
After taking a 2nd castle, the Pevensies find themselves at the mercy of a demonic entity who's bent on revenge. Chapter 18: Lihi isn't in the shadows anymore...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,854 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Susan Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
At Parody's End by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,852 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Avatar Crew comes to You! by zutarakid50 reviews
10 *not counting Jet* people from Avatar are stuck in my house. Pure humor! Rated for safty! Spoilers in later chapters for season 3 finale. I'm editing some chapters so beware! Story is ending soon. COMPLETE! Read anyway!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 102,844 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Box by mrspatrickdempsey reviews
What happens when you have talking dead heads, parrots and inanimate objets? Or Gibbs that sings:S and a short little man that needs to sort out his priorities? Find out here! PLEASE read and don't forget to REVIEW!UPDATED Ch10: Amusement Park Rides
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
An Accidental Princess by FireflyEmbers reviews
Toby's just your normal, run of the mill social outcast until the day the school bully crowns her a princess... and a dragon shows up on her back porch! Fairy godmothers in training, trolls, overcompensating fairies... What's an accidental princess to do?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,654 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
IM by I the Dreamer reviews
Alright, so what if all of our favorite villains had a website where they constantly texted each other? A blog, perhaps. Interested yet? check out my other stories as well and get ready for a good read
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Voldemort
A Battle of Wills, And Other Things by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy are competing to see who can become Lord Voldemort's Most Faithful Servant. Appearances from Draco, Voldy, Narcissa, Wormtail, Rodolphus and other random Death Eaters. Humor. During DH, so spoilers ther
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
The Ten Eleven? Commandments by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
There are rules by which Lucius Malfoy must live. Most of them come from his wife. LM/NM one shot. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Goblin King offers his opinion on by Temporal Austenite reviews
Just what the title says. This is the Goblin King's opinion on many things. Please R&R! If you have a topic on which you want Jareth's Opinion, please ask! New Chapter up!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Jareth
The Involuntary Bender by S. Sakurai reviews
Katara uses a rather unusual waterbending technique to fight Azula. Not a romance, but does get a little S&M-y in parts ... that's Azula for you.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Katara, Azula - Complete
Ruse by Five Minute Obsessions reviews
The newly-crowned Fire Lord pays his sister a visit.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Azula, Zuko
KatAang WEEK 2009 by EstrellaCorazon reviews
My one-shots for KatAang Week 2009. Includes a good helping of Maiko as well. Prompts: Mischief, Skin, Reunited, Secrets, Passion, Spirit, Destiny. Each chapter/story will show Aang and Katara at a different age. T for sexual themes, but nothing graphic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Seven Kisses of Bellatrix Black by JacksonFrost reviews
From a child to an adult, Bellatrix Black remembers the significant kisses of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Walk This World by Meteoric Tree reviews
When a Nazi occultist's spell pulls Caspian into our world things get a bit complicated, especially when the Pevensies' father is among the soldiers who rescue him. Preview for sequel added.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,067 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
You're not 'In Trouble' IF you don't get caught by MuddPaw reviews
Notes passed by the Mauanders, to each other in class...ENJOY! The new chapter is under Chapter Six.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
All was well for Voldemort and Bellatrix by Kylie Concorde reviews
Did the ending of HP7 leave you thinking 'oh dear not another silly story where good beats evil? Here's a story where Bellatrix and Voldemort fall in love and take over the wizarding world. Finally a happy ending for the villains! Because evil rocks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Nagini - Complete
Happy EatAsMuchChocolateAsYouCan Day by Kadasa-Mori reviews
Karen wanders downstairs late at night only to find that her stepdaughter’s date never picked her up for Valentine’s Day. Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Bonds by the shadow proves the sunshine reviews
A bit of bad luck leads to a prison cell, an embarrassed Edmund, and a worried Peter which leads the brothers to talk and reminiscence of other chains and cells. One-shot, Brotherly bonding.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Rise of a Dark Prince by Minstrel Knight reviews
Harry Potter's fate was sealed by a prophecy: '... a brother in light, a brother in dark...' Taken by Lord Voldemor -, a visionary leader - as his Apprentice, Harry forges a new identity. HarryGinny, background VoldemortBella
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,647 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Irony by CatsbytheGreat reviews
Edmund wonders why he's been crowned a King, and Peter attempts to give him an answer.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Wherein Voldemort Learns Where Babies Come From by Kinkary reviews
When a young child attempts to hug Voldemort, he is furious. He wants to know why people would grow kids. It's up to Lucius and Wormtail to explain where babies come from. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Fishing for tadpoles by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
Just as it sounds. Draco spends some quality time with five-year old Scorpius with a tiny bit of Astoria thrown in. Post DH one-shot. Kind of fluffy I suppose. Part of my “father-son” series of stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
Azula! Murderer! Monster! by Mme.Lolabelle reviews
An brief poem, explaining why is Azula is so messed up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Azula - Complete
Endings by eventide unicorn reviews
A series of 7 alternative endings to Stardust movie/book . With several versions of some endings... Septimus focussed.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Septimus - Complete
Truth or Dare by Voldemort-Lover-4-Ever reviews
Voldemort plays a game of truth or dare with his death eaters. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Very Random Rabbit Named Fred by DivinelyLoved reviews
The fantastic adventure that J.K. Rowling forgot to tell. This is very random. Takes place during Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
FIFF! Falling Into Fan Fiction by PippinStrange reviews
Based on a hilarious dream my friend had. Holly Brandybuck and I, Pippin Baggins, go swimming one day and end up surfacing in the Caribbean. Join the insanity as we get into trouble during the last ten minutes of Curse of the Black Pearl. one-shot. R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Fairest of Them All by queen of the solar system reviews
Five Fairytale heroines are reborn to fight evil as magical girls! Chapter 49 is the start of part three!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 80 - Words: 182,954 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Concerning Familial Nosiness by MintiNeko reviews
Rose and Scorpius are in the Weasley garden. They only think they're alone. And Ron decides that Muggle weapons aren't so useless after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
Return of a Traitor by RebeccaRoy reviews
I was a in dark mood and came up with this. This is how Voldemort deals with a certain traitor and it is not exactly how one would think it would go…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Voldemort, I. Karkaroff - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean 4 The Fountian of Youth by Azvee reviews
Another fourth movie! I know please don't kill me for writing another one. Summary inside. It's all done; the last chapter is up. R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
My name shall live on by Victorian reviews
Oneshot. Lucius' POV during the night of Draco's initiation. Father/son, might me slightly AU. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by blue sapphire lady reviews
All Hermione wanted to do was finish her essay. Actually their essay. But of course Malfoy had to start a game of Truth or Dare. And of course she had to agree...D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dialogues of the Marauders Map by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders Map would say to some of the other characters of Harry Potter? Ever wonder how those characters would react? Read to find out! Hilarious and insulting comments from Marauders and the antics of their victims.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
Always by redrose7856 reviews
What happened in the year between LWW and Prince Caspian? My take on how the four Pevensies go through the year, and how the new changes in them are noticed by those around them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
This Isn't Home by Katako-Chan reviews
Helen Pevensie overhears and is befuddled.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Helen - Complete
Rejection by mebmarker reviews
Eventually, James gets creative at asking Lily out, and Lily gets creative at rejecting him--until she falls for him. First chapter's the worst. Don't judge by it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Patronus by lost.rules815 reviews
When Samantha 'Sam' McDowell suddenly finds herself in a strange new land with four kids from the past, she must struggle to deal with her feelings for someone while trying to live up to the expectation as Patronus, or Protector. PeterxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 86,661 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
When We Were Kings by elecktrum reviews
What changes hath Narnia wrought upon Eustace Clarence the Un-Dragoned?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Teaching a Genius by unorthodox yo-yo reviews
Artemis is in school. Things are normal. People are gossiping, the People are thriving, the fangirls are swarming. But one thing that catches Artemis off guard is a spirited American girl that unlike any he's ever met. AFOC *TLC spoilers
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Artemis F.
50 Ways to Tell You Are a Bit Obsessed by Tearjerker22 reviews
...With The Chronicles of Narnia! Exactly what it sounds like. After all, the first step in finding a cure is admitting you have a problem.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
So Much For Love by Miss Pookamonga reviews
...I heard His heart beating..." Short vignette about the moment of Aslan's death. Written for Good Friday.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Finding Narnia by Livily reviews
Before Lucy stumbles into Narnia for the first time, each of the Pevensies has a fleeting encounter with the magical land they will someday rule.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Imposters in Narnia by Princess Lucy reviews
A brother and sister pose as a Lord and Lady in order to take over Narnia
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Discipline by jacob reviews
“Or, maybe you have grown accustomed to your position of influence, and saw no more need to consort with me. Was that it, Lucius, did you feel your position could grant you amnesty from your past? From me, the Dark Lord Who Is Not Named?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
My Daddy by SavinMe reviews
Jack spends some time with Teague.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Terabithian Idol by loonylover1331 reviews
Leslie goes on American Idol. LDD JessxLeslie oneshot
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
How Cheesetheif Got His Name by Mellatrix reviews
Remember Cheesetheif the rat from the first book? Well, this is a story from his childhood. R&R please!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Prank by the1hobbit reviews
What goes around comes around. Brother 'bonding' sorta. Boys will be boys.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Thanks A lot by Redenzione reviews
She was his best friend. He should have thanked her for it. Drabble.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
I'm eating SHOULDER! by NelloIsMello reviews
Hermione tries to explain to Ron why girls love chocolate so much. Contains an idiot Ron and a giggling Hermione. I got the idea when I was eating Chocolate Kisses the other day. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Caroling in the Caribbean by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
The Twelve Days of Sailing? Bootstrap's Boy? I Want a Jack Sparrow for Christmas? The pirates have invaded the musical world! Come on in and sing along with some pirate parodies of these ten silly songs. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Edmund's Decision by themis.ceres reviews
AU Ending to The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe: the Movie.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Attributes of the Magnificent by yoo-hoo luver.wlegs reviews
Even at five, Peter Pevensie had already shown the attributes that made him Magnificent in the Golden Age. A short and sweet oneshot done as the response to a request. Naturally sibling fluff abounds as well as Baby Lucy adorableness.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Helen, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Day With His Heirs by Sedri reviews
During a winter carnival, the King of Stormhold spends a day with his children, teaching them to be cunning. Or, trying to.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
A New Adventure by lightofthenine reviews
Aly is about to enter a new world. Welcome to Hogwarts School. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Have Hope by Ryan Brooklyn reviews
Oneshot Flying over the forests of Scotland, Rudolph hears someone crying. He goes to investigate and is surprised at who is weeping.
Little Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Rudolph S., Anna S. - Complete
Brothers by AriannaMalfoy reviews
A brief exchange between Septimus and Primus before the quest for the Stone begins... at the end of the day they are still brothers.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
A Chosen Path by asyouwishxladyswan reviews
17yearold Lucius Malfoy leaves Hogwarts one night to join the Death Eaters, but is it everything he expected? Is it what he really wanted, and can he do everything the Dark Lord wishes of him? Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
A Message by Dearheart reviews
To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
In Memory of the Monarchs by Petraverd reviews
The Monarchs of the Golden Age were not forgotten when they vanished. A poem from the Narnians lamenting their loss.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by Purest of Hearts reviews
[Movie based] The four Pevensies and a girl name Rachel stumble upon Narnia and find out they're it's only hope.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
This Is How I Would Hold A Baby! by thehalfbloodprincess reviews
James has planned out the rest of their life, Lily gets freaked out by the idea of it. Script taken almost exactly from an episode of Friends. Oneshot LJ fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spooftastic Parody of Julius Caesar by AB vs Predator reviews
Ever wanted somebody to spoof the crap out of Julius Caesar? Well I did it. However, the humor in this is antisophisticated. Read at your own risk, I spose. Review if you read it.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
It's So Easy by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Another commercial fic! This time it's with KttK. Yes, it's stupid, but please R&R...sorry for bad summary! I noticed there was a glitch w this story, but I fixed itso go ahead and read!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
The White Sheep by hydraspit reviews
...you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death."rnThe story of why Regulus Black tried to leave the Death Eaters. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
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DADDY! reviews
Gibbs has a child with Diane, his second wife. Watch as she grows up...and drives a certain Tony DiNozzo crazy! Teen for safety, a few little suggestive jokes, but hey it IS Tony we're talking about! Tate, Tiva, McAbby, GibbsxSharon and GibbsxDiane
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Fangirls That Don't Do Anything! reviews
Parody of 'The Pirates That Don't Do Anything' Narnia style! Crossover because it's pretty ridiculous, haha. Featuring Fangirls, Will Mosely, Skander Keynes and Ben Barnes, oh my!
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
When the King Fails reviews
The Golden Age is at hand. The Narnians are victorious. But can Peter and the Pevensies overcome and Earthly sickness that threatens not only Peter but the newfound peace? REDO
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
The Trials of Harry Potter reviews
A collection of 500-word oneshots from James and Lily as they watch their son grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Do not play a game of chess where you are a pawn...and I am King" Silas reflects on Jack's submission. Set during The New King Pt.1, Silas PoV
Kings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Silas B., Jack B.
Caracadia Comes to America
When my characters come to my house, things may not go to plan. Random and crazy, but this is the reason it takes me so long to update .
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Breathe Today
A look into some of your favourite characters lives, all in a hundred words EXACTLY -shock- First up is Lucius! K for just maybe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 762 - Published: 6/28/2009
Evermore reviews
Susan is at the theatre when a series of events leads her into Narnia again. Will she find the place of her dreams...or her nightmares? Set during and after Last Battle, a touch of SusanOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Aslan
Hope's Song reviews
A poem about Narnia... more about the positive effect it has on people kinda fluffy CHRISTIAN OUTLOOK dont like it? don't read it!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Aslan - Complete
Discovery reviews
Back in England, the Pevensies are faced with new knowledge of Narnia and a way to move on.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Digory Kirke, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Jesse's Hope reviews
My first poem, about Jesse's loss and Leslie's lost kingdom. I might do more....or not.... XD
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008
When You Look Me In the Eyes reviews
Based on the song by the JoBros, Peter hears someone singing in Cair Paraval. SIBLING FLUFF no slash! I dont own the song or Narnia!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Annoying Harry Potter reviews
Supposed to be Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Until He Goes Insane. Indices randomness and extreme laughter. Please R&R, I don't own Harry Potter! Previously under WITCHnut999
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Forget Me reviews
Maybelle goes to Terabithia on her sixteenth birthday and talks with a certain Terabithian....previously under WITCHnut999
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete