Misaki Takahashi Akihiko
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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

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Country: U.S.A

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Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.


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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bumps by Imperial Mint reviews
After a one-night stand, Naruto refuses to tell anyone who the father of his baby is. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Chain by UP2L8 reviews
Roy does something stupid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dog Slave Rewrite by Angel Dove1 reviews
Jounouchi has gone missing. Even with Kaiba's power no one can find him. What happens when Mokuba is kidnapped and they find Jounouchi who now thinks he's a dog with him? How will Kaiba react to this event and help him? Warnings in each chapter
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,063 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Serious Business by Bookwrm389 reviews
After that of course, it was impossible to take anything seriously. Very short, just-for-fun fic, involving a lecture from Roy, a gripe from Ed, and lots of laughs from a little hellion named Elysia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Roy M., Edward E., Elysia H. - Complete
Feral by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
After being gone for three years, Joey has become a different person. However, he is still the type of person to look out for his friends, and after he saves Mokuba, Seto decides it's time to save Joey.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,376 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
I'm A Gay Fish by jkateel reviews
Yami is a vampire mermaid; Yuugi is a pregnant space fairy. Maybe Yami needs to stop taking those Facebook quizzes...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Cauterize by HowDoYouDoop reviews
Collab with La Vita a Colori, SasuNaru "It's just... things fall apart. Nothing seems to hold forever. You gotta cauterize the wound so you can fight another day."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
42 Seconds by talanai rialric reviews
Everything is a contest. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pay Up by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke's just doing his duty to keep the squatter situation under control. SasuNaru PWP, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clueless by Murasaki B reviews
Tired of the teasing by his fellow soldiers, Edward leaves Headquarters to find a solution for his problem: How to loose his cat ears and tail? One Shot; Yaoi; TYOS #6
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by UP2L8 reviews
Roy comes home. Ed's been busy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fearless Flight by Bookwrm389 reviews
Sequel to Children of Helios. "Never regret thy fall, O Icarus of the fearless flight. For the greatest tragedy of them all is never to feel the burning light." RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
No Regret by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,336 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Horror of Harmony Hill by Jelp reviews
Naruto's attempt to conquer his greatest fear turns his life into something more terrible than his worst nightmares. And he never meant to involve his best friend. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected by Jelp reviews
Who knew looking for his father's porn collection could lead to so many problems? Naruto certainly didn't. Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Children Of Helios by Bookwrm389 reviews
The Gate leaves its mark on all who dare to touch it, and alchemists are powerless to resist its call. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Just Practicing by michelerene reviews
Happy NaruSasu Day! Just a quick drabble with sick!Sasuke and worried!Naruto because it's just so cliché it's fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow Of A Doubt by Bookwrm389 reviews
It was meant to be a simple inspection, but a disturbing dream makes Ed uneasy and fearful. His anxiety intensifies when the mission takes a dangerous turn, putting his and Mustang's lives at risk. Can he hold it together long enough to save them both?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by UP2L8 reviews
You must remember this. A kiss is just a kiss. Isn't it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
La Bestia by Imperial Mint reviews
Lost to a wager, Naruto is sentenced to life or death under La Bestia, a man who is more animal than human. Abandoned by his father, with a murdered mother, Naruto cannot go back, but what sort of life is waiting for him under The Beast? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
KAMS by Gussie Manlove reviews
New patient at Konoha Adolescent Mental Services, K.A.M.S, Uchiha Sasuke ends up having to share a room with none other than Uzumaki Naruto. Two crazy people end up falling in crazy love. Very cliche, but damn fun! Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Inn of White Roses by Jordanna Morgan reviews
It's been a hard day, and all Ed wants is a place to crash for the night...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Missing Valentine by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke is waiting for a valentine from a certain person while thinking of past valentines. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Face To Your Voice by Jelp reviews
What do you say to the man who saved your life, but doesn't even know you? Sasuke wishes he knew. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Imposture by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed's interest in human transmutation goes back a little farther than people think.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Of Mice and Men by TenshiXXX reviews
"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame's Sexy Surprise by elric0sis reviews
When Itachi leaves on a solo mission for two weeks, what is his horny boyfriend suppose to do? And what's this mysterious DVD? RATED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT YAOI! KISAITA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them. Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
67 minutes by Akiofthefunk reviews
Naruto laid there conciuos of the pain for 67 minutes, after the men had raped him. he layed ther dirty and naked,but most of all broken. Rape, Future yaoi, SasuNaru Don't like dont read, Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Everyone Has a Secret by CloudNineKitty reviews
One-shot! Sasuke is Konoha's masked superhero Sharingan. Can he tell Naruto the truth without scaring his boyfriend away? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Procrastination by Hyperthia reviews
Ed tries to write a report. I'll think of a better summary for this later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Leading To Disappointment by ExtinctionOfReality reviews
KisaIta AU Summary: Kisame, a victim of an experiment that turned him into a man-amphibian, has always lived a normal life away from all human connection, but one encounter with a boy named Itachi changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ashes by DarkestFlameUchiha reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, prince of the Underworld, had one task and one alone: to find himself a bride to continue the clan. No one in the demon world was near worth his hand, so why not try the human world? SasuNaru Please read notes inside. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,283 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poultry Problems by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Al uses his absence of sleep to guard against a peculiar menace.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Heartbeats by Bookwrm389 reviews
No one knew what to say to the colonel and the lieutenant, the impromptu parents who hadn't even wanted a baby at first. Now it was clear they would have given anything to have that child back. Royai, hinted EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E. - Complete
Posession by stealth gato reviews
Naruto gives himself to Sasuke to save Konoha. YAOI LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed decides Al deserves his due. Mustang is not amused.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Junkie by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Maes Hughes suspected he had a problem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Maes H. - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ruffles and Lace by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Joey is behind on rent and desperate for a job, so he goes to someone else who has managed to escape the slums they used to live in. He didn't realize that being a maid was so difficult. Especially with Kaiba involved. WARNING: EXTREME LEMON.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/23/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Teach Me, Show Me - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi is new to Akatsuki and he finds that he and Kisame share the same preference in sex partners. Itachi begins to feel that Kisame is the perfect one to show him and teach him all he needs to know. Fluff one shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Who Knows by Beaverleigh reviews
Sasuke's a drug addict. All he can think about is getting his next fix. But what happens when the drug addict meets a happy-go-lucky blind boy? Will Naruto be able to save Sasuke before he destroys himself or will his hatred for life finish him off first?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Priceless by Gussie Manlove reviews
Starring Sasuke, Naruto and a very OOC Itachi. When Itachi is at home with nothing else to do than listen to his brother having sex; he's got to find some way to get his kicks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
It's the Great Pumpkin, Itachi Uchiha by michelerene reviews
Itachi and Naruto doing messy things involving fall fruits, Not pie making or pumpkin carving. I say BOO to such innocent messiness! , as requested by the challenge in which this was written for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rise of a King and the Fall of a Queen by Imperial Mint reviews
Whenever it is important, Itachi is always late. After a sealing where he should have died, Naruto denies the odds. Now it's Itachi's turn to care for something he loves. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Secret Santa by michelerene reviews
Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Miracle In My Stocking by CerealK reviews
Who says miracles don't happen at Christmas? SasuNaru Fluff. Giftfic for Michelerene. M-Preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Little Piece Of Heaven by theDoctorlies reviews
Sasuke and Naruto know where they stand with each other, even if the bastard's parents don't agree. NaruSasu COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Place by Zenerific1 reviews
Naruto saves Sasuke from suicide. Years later Sasuke understands why. Rated M Non-Con, Yaoi male/male relations don't like, don't read! OOC, AH Enjoy! Read and Review! Small Insert Added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Answer Between the Lines by peacemakerwarfreak reviews
Misaki, Hiroki and Miyagi wants to ask their lovers about their relationship but doesn't want to ask it directly. What do they do...ask some psychological questions from subconsciousness of course! UsagiMisaki, HirokiNowaki and MiyagiShinobu.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Tranquilized-Night reviews
One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Memory by Infekcis reviews
"Amuse me, little bird." Neji was yanked forward and harshly kissed before being thrown back onto the futon. M/M - Inc - N/C
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Angry Angel by Jelp reviews
Over there stands my angry angel, and he's shaking his head in disgrace with me.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Operator by DearMyDreamer reviews
Naruto gets into a car accident and calls 9-1-1. What happens when the operator is Sasuke? AU. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberries and Seawater by Sakah reviews
Sometimes, it only takes a little nudge to go a long way. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Worst Day, Best Day by trulywicked reviews
Little Naruto is having a very bad day. Will little Sasuke make it better or worse?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Last Words by Bookwrm389 reviews
Roy was no stranger to hearing the last words of dying men. But this time was different. This time, it was Fullmetal bleeding in his arms, dying on a cold hospital bed, while Roy and Al together await the final outcome. Would he live, or would he die?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Roy M., Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poker Face by Ladelle reviews
After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Little Incubus by Hope4love92 reviews
A day of witchcraft leads to a night of fun for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Eyes by DearMyDreamer reviews
Sasuke and Naruto decide to try shrooms and get more than what they bargained for. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Emo Angel by xotakux2002x reviews
AU fic. itachi comes from a less than loving home, and lives in a less than understanding world. kisame is new to the school, and is lonely. the two become attached, but how far can it go? kisaita yaoi, dark
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Baby Machine by Cheness reviews
"Sasuke, I look like a freaking transvestite!" Sasunaru.WARNING: Very Mature content, Male Naruto with female bits
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twisted Kisses by theDoctorlies reviews
Naruto gets struck with a sudden curiosity about a strange topic. NaruSasuNaru, Hinted GaaNeji COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For the Love of Cookies! by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
Hughes is having a holiday celebration at his house. He asks Roy and Ed to bake the cookies. Will they put aside their animosity and bake? Will they burn Roy's house down? A bit too fluffy at the end. Rated for Cussing. One-shot. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Playing Cupid's Fool by SerenNoir reviews
After Sasuke answers a dating ad in the local newspaper, he's inadvertently paired up with the oddest "Cupid" he's ever met. Despite being both male, they agree to go out on the one-date requirement in the hopes that Sasuke's own dating ways will improve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Post Orgasmic Chill by sonicarutha reviews
KisaIta. Kisame knew that his partner was frigid; everyone in the Akatsuki knew that. But for one moment, he knew that he could be the one who would melt the avalanche that was named Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Outcasts by Hope4love92 reviews
Naruto is saved by two handsome man. Ita/Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Chaotic Flames by Horselvr4evr123 reviews
Roy's out for lunch and Ed comes into the empty office. Bored waiting, he comes across a pair of white ignition cloth gloves with some special red stitching and decides to have some fun. He finds out, though, fire can burn... Pure comedy. XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hard and Harder by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Some things are easy to do and yet, we only realize this when the harder things are done. Kisame x Itachi - Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Incubus Guardian by argona reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot! Naruto is hurt and lonely. All he has as a friend is an imaginary voice created by his own mind or so he thinks. What happens when this voice takes on a real form? And not any form but the form of an Unhuman creature?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets of the King of Chimeras by vampirebabe reviews
What if Edward had a deeper, more personal reason for hating his father than Al knew? What if Edward was too good at keeping secrets and at lying? What if Edward wasn't entirely human? This is my tale containing all those elements. Basic summery chapter 1
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Eternal Eclipse by Dylixia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto; best friends, rivals, soul mates. Complete opposites but bound together all the same. That is the beauty of dark and light combined /Sasuke x Naruto\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ArachNOphobia by Rhiime reviews
One-shot: Not all children are scared of bugs. Minato-Naruto fluff. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, or anyone character used.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
King of Illusions by Hopelesslielost reviews
The whole thing was so weak, a frustrating illusion. But that’s what Itachi was; King of the most painful illusions, this one just happened to be real. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Between Love and Sex by Songstone reviews
Sasori finally finds a way to satisfy Deidara in bed, even without the proper anatomy. All he needed was a willing third party. -Saso/TobiDei smut and the most awkward threesome ever written by yours truly-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Dog Died by Imperial Mint reviews
My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/21/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Like Minds by animallvr682 reviews
When Kisame is seriously injured, Itachi is plagued with feelings he has never had, leading to new experiences. Rated for later chapters. Itachi X Kisame Yaoi! Please Review after you read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
I Wonder What It's Like to be the Seme by PurificationArrow reviews
Junjou Romantca: Misaki wonders what it would be like to be 'on top' after reading a book in classic literature about a gay couple in ancient Japan. Midst his fantasies, Usami takes matters into his own hands about the distressed state of a very confused.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Metaphors of Innocence by littlestkitten reviews
Ritsuka wants to know how Soubi lost his ears. Soubi/Ritsuka
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
Broken by Horselvr4evr123 reviews
Oneshot It's so hard to watch him, sitting there quietly in uniform, doing paperwork and following orders like the dog he said he wasn't. I knew he had been beaten, but I didn't realize until now just how broken he really was. Roy POV Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
He always smiled by TheOtherWorldliNess reviews
Naruto always smiled at Sasuke in the mornings. Always. But, one day, Naruto comes in crying. And he's still smiling. SasuNaru, drabble, Yoai/Shounen-ai, fluff. Implied violence and homophobia.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love by Mazuku reviews
Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The DreamLike State by What a Rubber Chicken reviews
Kakashi has often claimed Sakura is a genjutsu type. What happens when she uses a particular one on Naruto? SasuNaru, one-shot, rated for mature content and some light swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Joy of Children by Ladelle reviews
Minato debates making cupcakes for the PTA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Lasting Fancies by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi accepts a dare, in which, he must convince Kisame to kiss him. He's doing it for the free drinks but he's also getting a phone number. AU - Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Full! by Sweetdums reviews
KisaIta. Warnings for smut ending, laters, and the Discovery Channel. The things that happened when he was like this were unpredictable. This time he knew what was coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I'll Give You My Heart by RizaUchimaki reviews
Sasuke's in need of a heart transplant, which has ended him up in a hospital where he meets a boy named Naruto. Love ensues, but no lemons. Just a fluffy two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Family Affair by Ladelle reviews
When Naruto's father and Sasuke's brother find romance, the two will stop at nothing to end it...even if it means falling for each other in the process. SasuNaruSasu MinaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This is My Life by strength-91-possibility-none reviews
Pairing sasunaru and some kakairu. Kakashi uses a new jutsu to meddle with Sasuke and Naruto's lives and hopefully help them become closer to each other. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,827 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher by Skydark reviews
My very first fanfic, written in 2005. Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,236 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Proper Teachings by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a sex-ed class with Sasuke. Together, they learn some hands on training. SasuNaru, Lemon, One-shot, PWP, NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Survey by Skydark reviews
NC-17. Yaoi. EdxRoy. Short Answers Please.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Movie Night At Home by Intense Innocence reviews
Sasuke's life is full of all sorts of horrors. Snakes. Scars. Itachi. One thing's perfectly clear, Sasuke hates scary movies. ItachiKisame. Slight SasuNaru. written for a Dare
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nightmares by Mazuku reviews
A brief moment of terror leads to something Kisame never expected. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Art of Camouflage by Skydark reviews
Food or sex, it's a hard decision. RoyxEd. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Eternity by Froffify reviews
Tsunade's on the prowl, and Sasuke's late for a mission, but he refuses to leave until he gets a little more of Naruto's loving. SasuNaru, One-shot, fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews
AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,874 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rose On My Grave by Thegoldenlock reviews
SASUNARU YAOI! A tradgic future awaits the sick Naruto. But he meets a young man,a vampire, what does he really want from him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,905 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses by Songstone reviews
He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kuro Houseki by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Itachi called it a mistake; Kisame called it a miracle. Slight fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Nail Polish by Songstone reviews
Watching the blond carry on, Itachi couldn't help but notice the little things about the man. How his blue eye would seem to gleam and how his lips moved with each word he spat his way...It was hypnotic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Just Ice Cream by FlightAngel reviews
Gaara is convinced that ice cream loves him, and not the other way around. Gaanaru. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Daylight by Aikage reviews
Sunlight quickly invaded the dimly lit room, illuminating everything that was so easily hidden at night. Neither could escape what happened last night, neither could pretend it was a dream now that it was still there still present in the daylight
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bandages by indigo's ocean reviews
Deidara comes home seriously wounded from a mission, but Itachi's the only one in the headquarters. So much for getting help... [mild ItaDei canonish]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A Few More Strokes To Happiness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Naruto is an artist. Sasuke is a model. Picture it. [NaruSasu KisaIta KyuuSasu Yaoi AU COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,528 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted by Normal reviews
One was the Hokage. The other was practically a ghost due to a jutsu gone wrong. [SasuNaru, Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Not Gay It's Masturbation by Thundergryphon reviews
SasuNaru Sasuke catches Naurto doing a little experimenting with one of his clones, and decides to get in on the action.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidan's Weakness by Darkfire75 reviews
Crackfic...sorta. He blinked. His partner had the most f ed up weakness he had ever heard of. Rated for Hidan's mouth :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Queerwolf by Jelp reviews
I am the one they call the Queerwolf, the one that hunts for men to sate my lusts. But I have no control over my desires, this sickness, but the blond one...he might just be able to help me, to save me from my own insanity...Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afterwards by Mazuku reviews
ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Comfort by Mazuku reviews
Oneshot. Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I'm Here For You by Darkfire75 reviews
Two days in bed with nothing to do except drink nasty medicine and listen to your brother talk will take it out of you, Itachi realized. ItaSasu sort of
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets by Nightmareish Rain reviews
Itachi at age 13 is very closed up. Let's see how Kisame fixes that. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Be Still I'm Right Here Shut Up and Kiss Me by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta, KakuHida, and SasoDei drabblefluff! Originally a oneshot but now a drabble collection due to someone's inspirational request. Switches POV so watch out. Characters are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if so inclined! Smile
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Brothers Will Be Brothers by Darkfire75 reviews
AUish oneshot. Uchiha Itachi didn’t give chase unless it was absolutely necessary. And given the fact that his younger brother was now running around the house with his…ahem…unmentionables, it was indeed absolutely necessary. Enjoy the crack XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blocking Out the Pain by Akira E. A reviews
When Sasori dosen't return from a mission, Deidara refuses to accept his death. He starts to halusinate. And he's driving Itachi mad! [A little ItaDei, anyone?] Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,327 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Of BugLovers and DogBoys by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is a series of drabbles and oneshots dedicated to the Shino/Kiba fan-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Looking In by Light Catastrophe reviews
As in all clichéd beginnings, it was a dark and stormy night when Naruto came across the home of Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto was lost. Sasuke took him in. They had sex. Naruto left. That was that. So they thought. mpreg, yaoi, angst, AU, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nyctophobia by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
Itachi has a fear of not the darkness itself, but what lurks in it. How can Kisame help the Uchiha with that? Read and find out! [Shonenai, KisaIta, Kisame x Itachi, Fluffiness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
skittles and strawberry shampoo by COTk-MC reviews
Deidara gets hyper, and begings screwing around with Itachi. Leader doesnt like it in the end. And Tobi and Kisame are scheeming dumbasses... I guess it can be concidered romance. Based on a chat me and a friend had.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
On The Way To School by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Some days, the trip to school is more interesting than the school day itself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Music in My Heart by monkan reviews
Naruto have been blind for years and suffered until one day a boy his age stops by to listen to his violin. With new strange feelings rise between them Sasuke and Naruto face both their feelings and their pasts and present. How will they survive reality?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,663 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anywhere by Ying-Darkness reviews
Its a day before Itachi and Deidara's wedding day! Their thoughts about each other and their big day. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Houshutsu by YaoiRocks reviews
He knew that Itachi didn’t love him, and he didn’t love the Uchiha. It was more like as if Itachi wanted to show him what it really was like before his life ended. He wanted to thank Itachi for that [Yaoi, Itanaru, cutting, lemon, rape]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Lies, No Restraints, No Hope by RizaUchimaki reviews
Naruto's hit by a truth jutsu that lasts 3 days and Sasuke has to look after him. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crooked Love by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Sasuke needed Naruto. Naruto needed Sasuke. This wasn’t just love. It was an obsession, an addiction, a horrible, wonderful dependence on the other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Lie by VenusIsKnownForFlyTraps reviews
The Akatsuki members always thought they were noble and heroic, but Deidara and Itachi see what is really happening and wish they could make it all go away. [Warning: Oneshot, slight ItachiDeidara, and please don't flame.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A is For Arrogance by NinjaSquirls reviews
Drabble series, one theme word for each letter of the alphabet. Some sad, some fluff, some humor. Yaoi in abundance, most though not all stories focus on EdRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dear Dobe by MiyonUchiha reviews
SasuNaru Oneshot: Sasuke was never one for sweet words and flowers, but lately, Naruto's been a little down, ever since Sasuke confessed his love, bluntly and adamantly. So, Sasuke has a little letter to clear things up. And it starts 'Dear Dobe...'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by Kaname Natsumi reviews
Kisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rough by Akatsume reviews
Itachi has a question about the extent of Kisame's sharkyness. Birthday fic for our favorite little massmurderer. [Itakisa] Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Whatever Betty's Your Crocker by Faded Fallen reviews
All base personnel are to engage in tactical confectionary creation July 10, and bring the results to the Inaugural Hall by 08:00 hours on July 11, 1915. Any personnel neglecting this order will be punished by courtmartial. crackfic, light RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Under Brightened Skies by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Confusion? I've never been touched like this. [KisaIta MM Yaoi Itachi Pov Slight Kisame PoV Crossdressing!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Naruto by Elric-Chan reviews
Maybe kissing Naruto to show his fangirls that he was gay wasn't Sasuke's brightest idea. [sasunaru] COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
See? by Mistress-Starfire reviews
Oneshot! [Sasunaru, Sainaru.] [AngstyFluffycuteness] Five year old Sasuke and six year old Sai try to get Naruto to play with one of them. Who will play with who?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How To Save A Life by Elric-Chan reviews
AU Sasuke owed his life to that blonde boy, the boy he didn't even know. [sasunaru] [not a songfic] COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
LOVE by chibikuro rose-sama reviews
Legs Open Very Easily. Sasuke is trying to spend some time with his dobe, but things aren't going as planned. crackfic for Vday. SasuNaru, small KakaIruka. rated to be safe since there are some sexual themes. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Gift For You by Angel of True Hope reviews
Early Valentine's Day fiction. Two stories in this oneshot. Naruto and Sasuke exchanging gifts in a fun way. Sasuke and Naruto sharing chocolate through kisses. SasuNaru, yaoi, one smut, one fluff and a hint of mpreg. Enjoy reading. Happy Valentine's Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The child named Demon by Yellow kiwi reviews
Gaara's life is far from normal. His father puts him through alot of pain, while his siblings try to ignore that fact. But when Gaara meets the new kid in school things start to change. For the better or worse? Read and find out. Yaoi, NaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Double Bubble Trouble by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Gaara is having an immense craving for Double Bubble gum. Problem is all the stores are out, and Naruto bought the last pack. Will Gaara double his pleasure or will Naruto burst his bubble? Gaara x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki RP of DOOM by Veleum reviews
Not really but, a fun RP with a crapload of humour, sexiness and fun. ItachiXKisame, DeidaraXSasori, KakuzuXHidan, ZetsuXZetsu, One sided TobiXZetsu and a heap of others. Enjoy! :D Plot differs from chapter to chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Twenty Things Ed Will Always Remember by NinjaSquirls reviews
And a few he would like to forget. Memories of twenty events that have shaped Edward Elric, for better or for worse. Modeled on the entries in the Naruto LiveJournal community 20Truths. Glimmers of EdRoy, because I can, and AlWinry, because it's cute.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Lost Signs by Deltana reviews
A patient in a hospital suffering from a traumatic event is visited by a military officer that demands answers about his past. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Portrait of Silence by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*SasuNaru One-Shot* A simple, cute SasuNaru Christmas shot. Naruto is up to another lonely Christmas, but that's not what Sasuke wants. Beware of cliché and fluffiness. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Babysitting by YvonneandNeji reviews
During their bath Sasuke asks Itachi a question, but how does he answer? Yaoi, incest, minor, Any other evil I can add in?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fireworks and Festivals by Veleum reviews
The Akatsuki go to the Summer Festival, and Itachi finally understands how he feels about his partner. KisaXIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Come Home With Me by MsKeller reviews
Sasuke's back in Konoha and has an offer Naruto can't seem to refuse. NaruSasu. Warning: Some adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,375 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Beautiful by VanityWantsYou reviews
After getting rejected by the girl he liked, Sasuke begins to doubt his own looks. Who better to reassure the young Uchiha than his older brother? ItaSasu Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Little Specks of Blood by Kidea reviews
Itachi and Deidara have been livng together for a while...is Itachi starting to hallucinate? I suck at summaries...not enough DeixIta waff...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Love Sickness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
This is something I don't want to cure [KisaIta MM ShounenAi First Meeting 3rd POV Oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
PlayDough and Shark Porn by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Eyes by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
I might not be able to see you...But I can still hear your heartbeat. [SPOILERS KisaIta ShounenAi MM OOCing? Oneshot Kisame POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stealing Hearts by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke steals something from Naruto. [SasuNaru, pointless fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Just Another Comedy Act by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Is it possible to be perfect? Because I know you are. [KisaIta OOCing Yaoi MM MPreg Language Oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just An Ordinary Day by Keigo-sama reviews
Sugar highs, puppies and lovers' tiffs... It's just another ordinary day for Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. A series of drabbles on their relationship with each other and the people around them. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,093 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tunnel Vision by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Don't Ask by Kerii-tan reviews
Oneshot, Deidara POV. People ask me a lot of weird questions, un, but they all have the same answer in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Deidara - Complete
Manic Grin by Digital Skitty reviews
Deidara has a plan. So do Itachi and Kisame. And Sasori just wants to be left alone. What happens when the Akatsuki have too much time on their hands, and want to know a bit too much about each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Bondage by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNejiSasu] In which Naruto enlightens his lovers as to the benefits of some kinds of chains.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Seven by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto considers his suitors [SasuNaru NaruSaku GaaNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ChoujiNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow Games by desolate butterfly reviews
[ShikaKisa] Shikamaru runs across a certain Akatsuki member on his walk. Warning: total crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Kisame H. - Complete
Weasle and Shark by PiNkInSaNiTy reviews
Itachi wants Kisame to marry him, but how will Kisame react to this? oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dango by Tekko reviews
Itachi convinces his partner to share his dango..Heavy lime, I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
BumpGrind by blubuddha999 reviews
Naruto takes advice from Kiba and decides to visit a gay bar. Guess who he sees?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Things by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Cold Night by animedragongirl reviews
Random Oneshot. Itachi hates the cold, and a chance encounter in a small hut doesn't make him any happier. [hints of SasuNaru and KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Remember, I Love You by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto tries so hard to make Sasuke remember… [SasuNaru reincarnation fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Better Fox Trap by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seveness] When Tsunade gives Sakura and Sasuke a mission to change Naruto's bad eating habits, it'll take every ounce of intelligence, creativity, and cunning they have to do it. [NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When We Were Young by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Tears? For me? Aw, you shouldn't have.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM light Shouta Itachi POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The SoCalled Village Whore by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
So what are you supposed to do when you love your brother, a mass murderer? Put up with the torment, of course![ItaSasu Uchihacest MM Yaoi Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In love with a sinner by Agni reviews
Naruto is in love with a sinner, would he give up everything he holds dear for him? Yaoi, ItaNaru, MPreg!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Morning by Embyrr922 reviews
Edward Elric was downright docile, half asleep. Shounenai RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Morning Training by Radders reviews
What will morning training be like for Sasuke and Naruto years later?SasuNaru OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Until Then by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke can not take becoming a father and enlists for the army, only to be filled with regret of what he could have had Mpreg SasuNaru Yaoi Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When You Wish by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
A capsule is opened and their love is exposed. A sweet little candy coated oneshot for the fluff adicts out there. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hana Yori Dango by Invader Nicole reviews
A oneshot at DeidaraSasori and a slight addin of ItachiDeidara as Itachi attempts to help make Deidara make cookies for his beloved puppet partner before he admits everything he ever felt for him to be said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Through the Storm by Ashvolt reviews
It was a dark and stormy night. I started the fic with this random cliche sentence and let it spin itself from there... Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Bubble Gum by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[birthday oneshot for Gravity's Addicted] Sasuke. Naruto. Bubble gum. Enough said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doujutsu by mewling reviews
OneShot: The sharingan doesn’t come without a price. Itachicentric. And if you’re desperate, KisaIta really desperate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Early Bird Gets What? by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi gets up every morning to try and make himself more attractive than he already is. Kisame thinks that this is vanity. Itachi has other reasons...Onesided KisaIta YOAI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Itachi U.
My Kingdom for a Cup of Tea by Smoking Panda reviews
A morning in the life of Uchiha Itachi. AU SasuNaru, KisaIta, All that good stuff and the need for a caffinated beverage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
One of the lost ones by Yersi Fanel reviews
Bluebird's Illusion. Pride, Ed as a Homunculus, has to kill the head of a military investigation, but when he found this person, the things get complicate. 
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Something so Natural by tomomi reviews
Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tanjobi Negai by Maliciously Creative reviews
Birthday Wishes. It's Itachi's 21st birthday. What does he want for his birthday? Naruto of course! ItaNaru, onesided, KisaIta, NejiNaru and SasuNaru. Ties into my ofther fic, but can stand alone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Push by Smoking Panda reviews
It's just so hard to quit...yaoi...NaruSasu...Lemon Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Childish Valentine by Assassin of the Shadows reviews
Sasuke never liked Valentines Day, can you blame him? But one day, out of the hundreds of Valentines he receives one catches his eye... will he ever know who sent it? Will this cute valentine be from the one he loves? Find out on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
The Reason Is You by DarkSeductress reviews
AU Sasuke and Naruto are in high school. There are 4 days till Valentine's Day and Naruto is acting extremely irritable. Sasuke is trying to figure out why. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Thing by Freakish Lemon reviews
Naruto deals with cutting. Short, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Freaks Flock Together by Insomnia Productions reviews
A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
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Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, some Naruto drabbles under the green tree. Yaoi. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart reviews
What Happens when Itachi and Kisame are stuck in a very sticky situation? KisaIta. KisaxIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
And it Went BOOM! reviews
Deidara centric drabble. SHORT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Catastrophe reviews
On a night out Deidara finds a scroll with an unknown jutsu inside. He wakes up the next morning with ears and a tail. OOC Akatsuki. Cat. SasoDei Friendship. ItaDei. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Cliché reviews
A series of drabbles of the Naruto world, all based on... Cliches! Many, many multiple parings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Akatsuki