MaggieMay19
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Joined 03-06-19, id: 12121906, Profile Updated: 08-02-19
Author has written 17 stories for Mentalist, and Supernatural.

Imagine someone as controlling and private as Lisbon.

Imagine someone as wary and secretive as Jane.

Or just make it up as you go along because I sure as hell ain't gonna tell you anything, copper

Let's try to maintain an air of mystery in our relationship.

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Prestidigitation by The Housekeeper reviews
"It's not a power he wants, to be so skilled a magician that he can bring anything into the world, take anything out of it." Or, a six-thousand-word 6x15 post-ep based on the quarter-second in which Jane double-checks that he still has all his fingers.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Broken by mayzee reviews
Jane still works at the CBI but Lisbon is living a very different kind of life on the other side of the country after suffering a gruelling ordeal. A case brings them into contact again when Jane asks for her help, hoping by solving it she can banish her demons and he can find the woman he loved once again. M for both violence & sex scenes. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,300 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Kimball C.
Message In The Rainbow by Emma95 reviews
When a new serial killer strikes California, Jane and Lisbon are forced to visit their old haunts in order to catch him. Will Jane risk attracting another psychotic murderer to his person for the sake of general welfare? Jisbon. Set in early season 7. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,883 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Misfire by VivatRex reviews
Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue. Completed 02/17/2020.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,681 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Personal Touch by nitro9 reviews
**Now Complete!** Lisbon is an expert at compartmentalizing. She doesn't mix work and personal. Rules are there for a reason. Jane doesn't expect her to break the rules, but sometimes he needs her to bend. / AU series, exploring what might happen if Jane and Lisbon started a secret relationship in Season 1
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,815 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 2/10/2019 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Requiem in Red by half agony and hope reviews
"Lisbon flinches away from him. 'I can't remember,' she says, and her tone is laced in fear. 'I don't remember.' And suddenly Jane is no longer numb from the freezing cold of the water – now everything just hurts. 'You don't know me,' he realizes. Lisbon takes a shaky breath. 'I don't know me,' she responds." A variation on Fugue in Red.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Mentalist Miscellanies by FiascoWay reviews
A smorgasbord of Mentalist fics! A rag tag of unrelated stories acting as episode tags, musings on various Mentalist related thoughts or outright AU crack-fic. An attempt to de-clutter my Mentalist obsessed mind.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Two Red Fingers by FiascoWay reviews
EPISODE TAG TO 4x24: The Crimson Hat. What if Jane's rescue arrived a few seconds too late? How many set backs can one man take in his pursuit for vengeance and what damage can he do to those who care too much? This story examines how one action can entirely change the course of Jane and Lisbon's lives. *COMPLETE*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Making of the SCU & A Makeshift Family by LouiseKurylo reviews
How did the SCU start? How did a motley group of people become a tightly-knit team and makeshift family? By necessity Jane doesn't appear till chapter 5 since this story takes it back to the formation of Lisbon's team and the gradual team bonding. Promise it will be interesting anyhow! / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,882 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Growing Old is Getting Old by VivatRex reviews
Crowley sits on his throne, and he thinks. [Crowley-centric post-ep for 10x17 - "The Inside Man"]
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Crowley - Complete
The Unmentalist by FiascoWay reviews
Red John has met a humiliating end and Jane is shacked up with a massage therapist. When she kicks him out he wonders if maybe Lisbon is 'the one'. This story is a friendly send up of the more traditional Jane/Lisbon pairing so true romantics had best avoid or risk bitter disappointment :-) Set during an unspecified time at the CBI. *COMPLETE*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Complete
everybody out of the pool by clairebare reviews
cho reads the riot act.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Patrick J., Kimball C.
The Picadors by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Set directly after "Days of Wine and Roses" 5 X 11. "I need your help." Lisbon and Jane hatch a plan to get to Tommy Volker. A short, single scene of how they might begin their quest, with a hint of Jane/Lisbon. This just popped into my head and wouldn't let me go. Constructive criticism is welcomed - I'm curious to see if folks find this in character for Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Turnabout by VMargarita reviews
Lisbon was desperate to change Jane's behavior, but the results of your actions can be unexpected. Warning: Spanking, sex.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Land of Oz by Eve215 reviews
Disturbing dreams force Jane to question which reality is real. The one where he is consultant with the CBI or the one that scares him the most.. the one where he never left the mental institution.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,362 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Contrary by Arcadya reviews
Contrary to popular opinion, he does not enjoy irritating and annoying Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Silence by Kansas42 reviews
Everyone talks too much. It can really give Cho a headache. Some definite Cho angst here, plus Jane snoops and Rigsby eats. Mild spoilers for "Blood Brothers."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by Divinia Serit reviews
We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Scarlet Threads by SpaceAnJL reviews
*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
The Travails of Napoleon by Cora Clavia reviews
Missing scene from "Red Sauce:" Jane has to get the pony into Lisbon's office somehow.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Red breasted Sapsucker by Aquila1 reviews
C'mon, Dr. Doolittle, time to go." - Jane and Lisbon discover some unexpected sides to each other.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Movie Night by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
A series of seven one-shots, featuring the CBI watching movies together. Final Chapter, J/L: "This night is something he's had before. Something he misses now, more than anything."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Remedy for Insomnia by FiveRoses reviews
How does one cure chronic insomnia? Chapter 3 - and, yes, this really is the final chapter.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Test of Trust by music-and-fairytales reviews
Lisbon. I want you to know that you can trust me. No matter what happens, I will be there for you." When Lisbon's drink is spiked at a bar, she remembers Jane's words and calls him for help. Jisbon friendship mostly, but romance if you squint.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Tipping Point by waterbaby134 reviews
Sequel to "Justice Served" but can be read as standalone. Jane's thoughts about finally getting Red John and where his life is going from here. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Janesitting by FiveRoses reviews
Teresa Lisbon had given her team strict instructions. Patrick Jane was never allowed to go off and investigate by himself.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Thicker than Red Water by brwneyes1324 reviews
A murder in a rural state park brings the CBI out. They meet a woman Patrick Jane obviously knows well, and a little of the man he used to be is revealed. Rated T mostly for some minimal adult language. Reviews most welcome!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,051 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Patrick J., Kimball C.
Blood Red Moon by 221b Baker Street reviews
Jane and the team are called in to investigate a series of blood-less murders in San Francisco, home to cable cars, the Golden Gate Bridge, and the highest 'vampire' population in California. Dedicated to Elodie Wolfe!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
A Metaphoric Step Forward by ImOrca reviews
Teresa Lisbon reflects on the kind of threat Patrick Jane may pose to her. A thoughtful rather than frustrated interpretation of our favorite CBI agent. Suggested Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red, White & Who by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
10 Rhythms by Ebony10 reviews
10 little oneshots- I just love one shots- that were inspired by a challenge from MyOwnWorstCritic. Rating for a swear word. Otherwise, I think it's pretty okay.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
You Knew by Liselle129 reviews
Grace demands some answers from Jane on why he put her and Rigsby in such an awkward position, but she might have to face some uncomfortable truths. Takes place immediately after Russet Potatoes.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Blue Lights by redfeatherz reviews
Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Faced by mwalter1 reviews
Rigsby makes the team laugh
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
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Out from Under reviews
"Child Protective Services... Carson Springs... when I was a kid, I spent a little time there." This is that story from Patrick Jane's childhood.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,306 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Patrick J.
Pick-up reviews
Is there anywhere Dean wouldn't pick up a new girl?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Come in, demon number 5, your time's up reviews
Tag to 14.01. For all the stunt demons out there.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31 - Sam W. - Complete
Rubicon reviews
Dean Winchester looked glumly at the pool table. He realized that, this time, he was the one who'd been hustled. His whole life Dean Winchester was making sacrifices for Sam's sake. Language is T, some readers may find the theme M.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dinnertime drabble reviews
Minelli promised to pay for dinner for the team.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10
Addendum reviews
"There has been plenty of speculation in the media regarding the identity of the serial killer known as Red John. The truth is that we will never know for certain."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Complete
The Magician's Assistant reviews
This little scene takes place between 'Green Thumb' and 'White lines'. Jane has met every member of Abbot's team - except Wylie...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2019 - Patrick J., J. Wylie - Complete
Limerick Crack reviews
It's a slow day at the CBI and events have conspired to make everyone irritable. Rated T for some language and themes. Distilled silliness, guaranteed 100% proof. Don't read if the recent spate of limericks have been annoying :-) A joint fic between myself and LouiseKurylo.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2019 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Limerick - riddle reviews
More silliness.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2019 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Kimball C.
Limerick - Sensible Precautions reviews
Back at you, nitro9! Silly season has obviously started early this year...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2019 - Teresa L., Virgil M.
First Steps reviews
This story simply won't leave me alone. This is the sequel to 'Vanishing Ink'. What led Patrick Jane to appear at the CBI offices on that fateful day when he first met Agent Teresa Lisbon? [Apologies, there is horror in Ch 2, it's taken me weeks to tone it down but do please let me know if you feel it is still too strong for a T rating]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Patrick J. - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
I never thought I would write a Jisbon one-shot. Jane and Lisbon have 'the sexual history conversation'. Fluff-free zone. Jane's history starts very young, which you might consider makes this 'M' territory (theme not language). Set after 'Blue Bird' as so many other fics have been. Jisbon is way outside my comfort zone, apologies if it affected my prose.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2019 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Limerick reviews
I am truly sorry about this (though obviously not so sorry that I shall refrain from sharing)
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2019 - Patrick J. - Complete
First plans reviews
I hadn't planned on writing a prequel to 'Vanishing Ink' but I couldn't get it out of my head. Now I have. Where else could Patrick Jane have gone after leaving the hospital except back to his house in Malibu?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2019 - Published: 5/18/2019 - Patrick J. - Complete
Damascene Moment reviews
Patrick Jane is fifteen, working the Midwest carnival circuit with his dad. All his life he's known that you're either with the Show or you're a mark, a sucker. Today for the first time something happens to challenge that point of view...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 5/27/2019 - Patrick J. - Complete
Bathtime reviews
This story is set between 'Bloodshot' (S1 E16) and 'Russet Potatoes' (S1 E18). I always felt Grace Van Pelt did a lot of growing up between these episodes. Rated T for the themes, not the language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2019 - Grace vP. - Complete
Vanishing Ink reviews
"It's not on your record." "No. Believe me. I... It's not easy to do." When Patrick Jane leaves the Hangley Shorter Psychicatric Hospital in San Francisco he makes sure all records of his stay mysteriously disappear with him.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Patrick J. - Complete