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Joined 02-02-07, id: 1212361, Profile Updated: 01-10-13

Long time no see, FF.Net.

It's been seven years. I'm better at writing, and there are better places to find fics, so consider this account closed. I suggest the recommendations page of TV Tropes.org or google "livejournal fic recs (fandom of your choice)"

Still, I guess I owe FF.Net. High school was awful, and fanfic made it slightly less awful. These days, I'm happy, loved, and accomplished, and I'm on the way to good things. What more can you ask for?

Signing off.

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The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Smooth by calciseptine reviews
Naruto/Sasuke. There are things Sasuke lets Naruto do because Naruto needs to—and not because Sasuke needs these things too. For ladygizarme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
emails and death threats, but not by forget but not forgive reviews
emails. basically. have fun with it. T for language. My normal pairings: GaaSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuIno, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Radio by Cyprith reviews
The Vaultie turned everything upside-down with crooked smile and a half remembered joke before running off after ghosts, leaving them behind with only the static on the radio. Gob/OC
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Script This by difficile reviews
And so he got what he wanted, because he was a pirate, dammit. Sequel to Improvisation. Balthier/Vaan.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Vaan, Balthier - Complete
BIRTHDAY by botulism poisoning reviews
His own face was flushed from the run across the school, sweat in the hollows beneath his eyes, forehead a pink so different than the yellow of the Guy Fawkes mask.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2008
Insanity by lizza of the west reviews
They got me. The demons got me. Post Ouran, mentioned TamaHaru, onesided HikaHaru, fic not based around pairings.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Haruhi F.
The Chronicles of Draco Malfoy by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Echoes in Erythrae by pyrebi reviews
The Doctor met the Sibyl once. Hell of a woman.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Coming Out by Soozen reviews
Sequal to Hide and Seek. Haruhi and Mori get caught.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Last Day by Migratory reviews
As Karkaroff runs north, he knows that death is coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - I. Karkaroff, OC - Complete
Allison by Shadow Syndrome reviews
Allison Lilestone, coyly docile and deeply disturbed, is one of many permanent residents at Norfolk Lunatic Asylum, and has become the subject of one doctor's feverishly curious and ultimately obsessive interest.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Moving Finger Writes by PaolaAdara reviews
Sometimes, there are no happy endings. Sometimes, love doesn't conquer all. And sometimes, what's right...hurts.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Temperature by Fading Grace reviews
...A series of short Hitachiin things. 100 words each. Now a romance... now actually telling a story despite my best efforts. And now complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
It's Not Always Fun and Games by PaolaAdara reviews
The first time they are told apart, it scares them...because no one has done it before. [Part Two uploaded] [Complete]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Because, Apparently, College Is A Good Thing by X Amount Of Words reviews
From experience, Haruhi had learned that whenever Tamaki put his foot down, it was as if he had stepped into numerous, overly sticky bubblegum wads and there was no chance of him changing of his mind under any normal circumstances. [TamaHaru. Unbeta'd.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Maid by Val-Creative reviews
Answers weren't permitted. Ficlet. K plus for slight suggestive themes. Hitachiinest if you squint really hard. Have a spree fans!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Black Cat Drabbles of Doom by Moggetchan reviews
To the old readers: LAST CHAPPY Train? Creed? In a bar getting drunk together? This can't be good! To the new readers: A random drabble. Some of them are funny. Some of them are okay. One is TERRIBLE and some are wrong
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 32,459 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Shomin Experience by sakuraichigo reviews
Mori is fully aware, Kyouya is coming to terms and the King is, as usual, delusional. It's a subtle struggle for the heart of Haruhi. Who will it be?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,132 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Haruhi F.
One Big Happy by AJ Rayne reviews
A series of vignettes about the Otori siblings. In no particular order.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Kyōya O.
Time and Time Again by Frith reviews
Hermione and Draco are repeating the same 12 hours over and over again. How long do you think it will take Draco to realize he can do whatever he wants without any consequences?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prodigal Son by DarkenedSakura reviews
What makes him angry is that Honey just doesn’t try. Haninozuka family centric.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Of Phobias by TeaForRevenge reviews
Thunderstorms make for an angry Haruhi. HaruhiHost Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Talkative by TeaForRevenge reviews
With him, there never is silence. MoriHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Sinful by Fading Grace reviews
Complete. Formerly 'Selfish', now a series of small drabbles showing the members' minor sins.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2005
Happy Happy Go Go The Early Days of Go Go Yubari by Oedipus reviews
Kill Bill" Fan Fiction - Ill met in Tokyo....
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/19/2004