Author has written 37 stories for Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Angry Beavers, and South Park.
Me: Greetings anyone who's reading this! I am a big Stan Marsh fan. All South Park stories I write will feature Stan in some way or another. I am also a rare Harry Potter fan in which I support both Harry/Hermione as well as Hermione/Ron. Hope you enjoy and review my stories. :)
Name: Holly Rose H... now you know
Birthday: November 25, 1988
I live: Southern California. It ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Pets: Female brown tabby Annabelle, female calico Spooky
My Appearance: short (4' 10") short dark brown hair, brown eyes, extremely shy and quiet
House: Hufflepuff! Confirmed by Pottermore :)
Favorite cartoon character: Stan Marsh
Favorite book character: Harry Potter
Favorite 'real-life' character: Ross Geller
Likes: HP, Dan Rad, drawing, reading, TV, internet, cats big and small, cheesecake, brownies, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, chicken, rock/indie music, worldly music, classical music, purple, burgundy, blue, brown, cold weather, Las Vegas, Colorado, tea hot or cold, cocoa, weird morbid things
Dislikes: Twilight, dogs, hip-hop/pop music, spicy food, seafood, Asian food, people who can't think for themselves and give into peer pressure, people that smoke and drink, the sun, my life, people who are fake with fake boobs, fake hair, fake face, teeth are too white (you know they bleached them), guys who don't respect women, the majority of reality shows
Eight Different Types of Cats:
YouTube: Right here- http://www.youtube.com/user/RoseluvsHHR
Obsession: Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, cats, South Park
Weakness: Read above answer but cats would have to be numero uno
Culture: I know for sure I am part Irish from my dad's side and Dutch from my mum
Favorite books: JK Rowling: Harry Potter 1-7 as well as other HP-related books, Suzann Collins: The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, Scott O' Dell: Island of the Blue Dolphins, RL Stine: Goosebumps (I will always enjoy these cheesy classics), Lemony Snicket: Series of Unfortunate Events (even though I only have 1-4), Sharon Shinn: The Safe Keeper's Secret, Graham Masterton: Spirit, Greg Iles: Sleep no More, Patrick Taylor: An Irish Country Doctor, Minette Walters: The Breaker, Anne Geddes: A Labor of Love, Ruth Rendell: The Babes in the Wood, Margaret Yorke: The Price of Guilt, Lynda La Plante: The Red Dahlia, Cynthia Thayer: A Certain Slant of Light, Richard Matheson: What Dreams May Come, Philip Pullman: His Dark Materials- The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass, Joel Rothschild: Signals. Books about life after death/reincarnation, death, odd facts, dreaming...More to come as I pick them up in the library since I'm too poor to buy new books
Favorite comic strips: For Better or for Worse, Garfield, Luann, Family Circus, Pearls Before Swine
Origin Behind theFanfic name: My name came because I wanted to use 'Madam' in it, Rose is my middle name and favorite flower, and I was born on the 25th of Nov.
Favorite Harry Potter book: POA and GOF
Favorite Harry Potter film: COS, POA, DH
Ships I support:
Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione
Remus/Tonks: If and ONLY if they didn't rush things in DH.
The Simpsons: Homer/Marge and well, that show is so crazy I reckon anyone could date whomever although I see Lisa/Nelson maybe with potential again if they tried.
Invader ZIM: ZIM/Gaz: Weird I know but I've shipped them since 2002 or so, so it only feels right.
The Angry Beavers: Norb/ Treeflower: they are bond to get together permanently in the end.
South Park:Stan/Cartman: Stan takes his side at times, laughs at what he says, gives him the benefit of a doubt. Cartman cares for Stan's well-being and knows he's a vital part of their group. Wish the ship were more popular.
Stan/Kyle: Best friends. It's overdone though so I don't read much Style fics.
Ships I cannot stand:
Harry/Ginny: She was some weak background character who suddenly becomes Miss Popular. And Harry suddenly wants to bang her.
Draco/Hermione: Where the hell did this one come from?!
Kyle/Cartman: ENEMIES. They hate each other and it shows. Kyle is simply not an ass, that's why he's helped Cartman in the past. This is the worst ship ever.
Craig/Tweek: No evidence they would suit each other. They're faking it in the show as of now, they aren't actually gay.
Wendy/Cartman: She had feelings for a short while but was solved with a small kiss. They have hated each other since.
Stan/Wendy: At age 9 it's cute but that's it. I'm pretty sure some other girl will have caught Stan's eye as he gets older. They don't suit each other. Stan cares more about his family and friends and having fun than Wendy.
Interesting factoids: I have never kissed anyone or have anyone kiss me, I have never had a boyfriend or even a fling, I have never smoked anything, done drugs or drank alcohol nor will I EVER. I am a very stubborn person with my own mind and have a very strong opinion on everything. I don't give into peer pressure and wished that others didn't as well. I like to collect pics of houses that I find pretty from house magazines. I can't swim. I have only worn make-up a few times in my life. I'm a low-maintenance person. My mind wanders very easily. I have Social Anxiety and depression.
My wishes: Publish and illustrate my own stories, visit London, Ireland, Scotland, Aussie, Germany, Holland, Japan, live in an American middle-class home and family, provide my voice for a cartoon
Sexy HP Actors: Dan Radcliffe, Tom Felton, Oliver and James Phelps, Sean Biggerstaff, Alfred Enoch
MY VIEWS ON THE WHOLE SHIPPING ISSUES:
Reasons why I don't think HG work: Ginny only had a stupid little girl's crush on him. Crushes come and go all the time and soon she was talking to him normally as if nothing happened. She always looked up to him as the-boy-who-lived (example: in SS she didn't give that small black-haired boy a 2nd thought until she found out it was TBWL then wanted to see him again). Harry had never had ANY feelings for Ginny for years. They barely ever talked in all 5 books previous of the 6th. There really didn't seem to be any sort of romace or love between them at all. Ginny has always been in the background and after 5 books suddenly Harry's chest monster wants her? Wtf? Their relationship (just like nearly if not everyone's in the books) was so sudden and it does not work. Ginny wasn't introduced very well- she had little development to fall for Harry and out of the blue became 'Ms. Popular' and SUPER-Ginny. Also, she looks 'just' like Harry's mum and I don' t know about you but it's gross to date someone who looks like that. A lot of people believe they work well because Ginny makes Harry laugh. So I guess that makes everyone out there a comedian doesn't it? Not every single person is funny yet they are still happy with the one they are with, plus I guarantee you that if HHR were to happen they would both laugh around each other more than they do now. Plus Harry never called Ginny 'beautiful' and in OOTP the line to Hermione: "But I don't think you're ugly" practically means that a part of him obviously finds her attractive. And when you think on it, it's rather shallow of you to find someone attractive just so you will date.
Reasons why I don't think RHR work: Even though I ship them a tiny bit, I still feel the same way about them. I still think Ron took Hermione for granted and never really treated her with as much respect as Harry did and he was a jerk. I still do not support love-hate relationships. I think they could do better with someone else. Besides being there to show her how to have fun I don't know why Hermione would be attracted to Ron. They are still more brother-sister than Harry and Hermione IMO.
Reasons why I think HHR work: Harry is always there for Hermione every time she has a row with Ron. They never fight. They both know plenty of the Muggle world having both grown up in it so they have a lot in common already in that sense. Harry's dad fell for a smart Muggle born hence why it would be great if Harry did the same thing. How can Harry love someone like a sister if he's an only child? He has no clue what it feels like to have a sister. I just find it really cute and cool how it's always those two together when something happens. Meeting Grawp, getting rid of Umbridge, getting rid of dementors in POA...Harry is not rude and immature like Ron sometimes is. Hermione has only saved Harry's life a fair 100 times. They work so well together whenever danger is near and whenever things need sorting out. I just also find it a funny coincidence that if they got married they would both be HJP. HHR seem closer to each other anyway then with Ron. Hermione understands Harry far more than anyone. Hermione has all of Harry's mother's top attributes. She's smart and sticks up for people and is Muggle-born and everything. Harry never puts Hermione down. They can both be themselves around each other. They already had chemistry with each other since book 1 while Ginny and Harry's 'chemistry' had to 'evolve.' Hermione always saw past 'the scar'.
I believe in being true to yourself in any situation and so I don't like teasing your crush. Isn't positive attention from your crush or anyone better than negative attention? That's my two cents anyhow...
Music: Rock/indie/stuff- Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, Linkin Park, The Killers, Metallica, Green Day, Blackmore's Night, 3 Days Grace, NIN, Celtic Women, Mest, Simple Plan, Within Temptation, Blink 182, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Arctic Monkeys, Angles and Airwaves, System of a Down, Serj Tankian,the Offspring, Sum 41, Bowling for Soup, Korn, Yellowcard, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Enya, Alanis Morissette, Vanessa Carlton, White Stripes, Rammistein, The Editors,Nightwish, PJ Harvey, Mazzy Star, The Tings Tings, Vampire Weekend, Breaking Benjamin, Go:Audio, Glasvegas, Skillet, Coldplay, Greg Laswell, Poets of the Fall, Eminem, Sinead O'Connor, Rhianna, Wolfmother, Plumb, Blue October, Sirenia, Foster the People, Young the Giant, Audioslave, James Durbin, Philip Philips
I really do not like hip-hop/rap/pop music at ALL. Really... it makes me want to punch a baby!
TV: My top fav. shows are: The Simpsons, Friends, South Park, Ghost Hunters, Invader ZIM, The Angry Beavers, Futurama, Scrubs, and The Big Bang Theory.
Others follow: Criss Angel:Mindfreak, Malcolm in the Middle, Home Improvement, all the Jackass shows, Cash in the Attic, Cops, World's Most Amazing Videos, Most Shocking/Daring/World's Wildest, All Grown Up,Faulty Towers, Monty Python, MXC, Family Feud, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Let's Make a Deal, Weakest Link, Ace of Cakes, Unwrapped, Dinner: Impossible, Food Network Challenge, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, Throwdown With Bobby Flay, Guy's Big Bite, Down Home With the Neeleys, Cooking For Real, Tyler's Ultimate, 30 Minute Meals, What Would Brian Bointano Make?, The Next Food Network Star, Cupcake Wars, Kid in a Candy Store,Little People Big World, House Hunters, Property Brothers, My First Place, Income Property, My Yard Goes Disney, Code Blue, Trauma: Life in the ER , 10 Years Younger, Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Bunzuke, Intervention, 48 Hours: Hard Evidence, Gay, Straight or Taken, Estate of Panic, any cop/stupid people/car crash/most shocking kind of TV show, Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Forensic Files, Wild Justice, Alaska State Troopers, Beyond Scared Straight, Heavy, Must Love Cats, Chopped, Sugar High, Paranormal Witness, American Supernanny, One Born Every Minute, The Big Bang Theory, Impractical Jokers, Baggage Battles, Final Witness, Hotel Hell, NY Med, To Catch a Smuggler, Miami Airport 24/7, Naked and Afraid, Bad Ink, The Middle, Married With Children, Four Weddings, Gray's Anatomy, The Good Doctor, This is Us
Movies: Harry Potter 1-8, December Boys, My Boy Jack, The Woman in Black, Kill Your Darlings, David Copperfield, Sweeney Todd, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Bruce Almighty, Dumb and Dumber,Fun with Dick and Jane, Me, Myself and Irene, Happy Feet, and classic Disney movies like Lion King 1, 1 1/2 and 2, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Aladdin, Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast, Emperor's New Groove, Lilo and Stitch, Toy Story 1,2, and 3, The Rugrats movies, Dinosaur, Tarzan, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, the Shreck films, the Prince of Egypt, Something the Lord Made, Panic Room, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Parenthood, To Sir with Love, Now and Then, Shawn of the Dead, Shallow Hal, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Titanic, Bevis and Butthead do America, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Number 23, Disturbia, The Others, Forrest Gump, Of Mice and Men, Sleepy Hallow, Enchanted, Adventures in Baby-sitting, Finding Neverland, From Hell, Mulan , Scary Movie (the first only), South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Paranormal Activity 1&2, The Shining, I Love You Philip Morris, A Haunting in Connecticut, My Sister's Keeper, The Hunger Games, Sinister, Monsters Inc
Fav HP characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Remus, Sirius, Lily, James, (sob) Hedwig, Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Hagrid, McGonagall, Madam Pomfrey, (sob ) Tonks, (sob ) Dobby, Luna, Flitwick, Charlie, and Kreacher (at least in book 7).
Characters I DON'T like: Ginny, Voldemort, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle, any Slytherin really, Fudge, Mundungus, Scrimgeour, Umbridge, Dumbledore (at times)
Character I identify with most: Luna
I am still in denial that Remus and Fred died. They didn't die all right?!
Things I enjoy in HP fanfiction:
Harry/Hermione but nothing too fluffy. No soul-bonding or Harry proposing to her at 17 kind of stuff. Lame.
Fics that begin after Ron left HHR in the tent during DH
Harry adopted by Sirius, Remus, or Snape
Harry living with his parents
Harry ill or hurt
Harry as a little boy
Sirius not dying in book 5
Harry in hospital (wing) for some reason or another
A really good werewolf Harry story and I mean GOOD. It's always hard to find a good werewolf Harry story...
Something out of the ordinary such as Harry getting cancer or whatever (I am so evil)
Maybe A tiny bit of Ginny bashing. Oh, and Dumbledore too tee hee.
Things I dislike in HP fanfiction:
First and foremost: Harry/Ginny!
When people use James and Lily as Harry's kids' names( come on, there's 1,000,000 other names 2 use but his parents, that's why the epilogue seemed like a fanfiction)
When people don't spell a character's name correctly. Pomfrey is spelled P-O-M-F-R-E-Y! Not Pomphry, not Pompfrey. Read how to spell a character's name first, please. I have seen that name misspelled 10 different ways I swear
When Harry knows too many words and knows how to talk so easily when he's a baby/toddler (I want things realistic)
Slash of anyone but Harry/Ron.
Things I enjoy in SP fanfiction:
I am currently looking for a good Stan fic that is NOT Style. I will take any recommendations!
The boys being 8-10, the same ages they are in the show. Makes it more believable.
Fics where Stan is in trouble/danger
Stan and Kyle friendship
Kyle as the dominate one. Stan is a sensitive, emotional boy. Kyle always has to pick Stan off his feet. 'Kenny Dies' is the perfect example that Kyle is the stronger one
Stan/Cartman, friendship and romance
Things I dislike in South Park fanfiction:
KYLE/CARTMAN! They HATE each other! That is no love/hate relationship, it's hate/hate! They make it very clear that they are NOT friends. You see Cartman hang with Stan and Kenny separately but never with Kyle without one of the other boys present. I hate this ship just as much as HG.
Stan becoming this macho, tall jock in high school. Every fic has Stan as super-jock. Sure he is obviously the most talented with sports but whenever I read him as one it bothers me.
Kyle as a short, skinny little kid in high school. Makes him look weak and he's not weak.
Fics that mention Kyle's diabetes but not Stan's asthma. Both are only truly mentioned once in the show yet there are 1000 more mentions of Kyle having diabetes than Stan having asthma.
Kyle constantly being the one in danger in Style fics. Stan's not indestructible either.
Wendy breaking up with Stan for the 100th time. Stan is smart enough not to put himself in that kind of situation. It makes him look weak and pathetic and that is not Stan. He can do so much better than Wendy.
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
cup to your partner to read. You will interpret the patterns- POA, paperback, UK edition
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
One Born Every Mintue
4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around a half hour ago, getting out of sister's boyfriend's car
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
black pajama pants and blue pajama sweater
10.Did you dream last night?
most likely but can't recall it atm
11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.
12. When did you last laugh?
earlier at something sister said most likely
13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing unfortunately :/
14. Seen anything weird lately?
yesterday it started to rain and the sun was out a little
15. What do you think of this quiz?
pretty cool, haven't done one in a while
16. What is the last film you saw?
Deathly Hallows part 2 *sniff*
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Christmas gifts for everyone, a house, pay for college, donate to various child and wildlife charities
18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have a stuffed Stan doll and I treat him as my lovey lately, I love him!
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Too many things. Feed the hungry and free medical care come to mind
20. Do you like to dance?
21. George Bush:
Don't give a crap about him
22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Alynna Emmeline- don't take my daughter's name!
23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
1. What time did you get up this morning? late
2. How do you like your steak? I don't like steak
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sinister
4. What is your favorite TV show? South Park, The Simpsons, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, This is Us
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Colorado
6. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing, I don't eat breakfast
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian!
8. What foods do you dislike? Asian food, seafood
9. Favorite Place to Eat? Taco Bell, Panera Bread
10. Favorite dressing? Ranch
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Magic carpet
12. What are your favorite clothes? Leggings/lounge pants, tank-tops, t-shirt, jacket, socks, tennis shoes
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? England, Ireland, Scotland, Alaska, Japan, Australia, Canada
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? 1/2 empty
15. Where would you want to retire? Some gorgeous cabin-like home in Colorado
16. Favorite time of day? Night
17. Where were you born? Anaheim California
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? BASEBALL! Only sport I care about. Go Angels!!
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? none
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? no one
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? anyone
22. Bird watcher? No, don't care much about birds except owls
23. Do you consider yourself attractive? Heck no
24. Pets? 2 tabby cats no longer with me, Sammy and Nickie. Current- 2 cats Annabelle and Spooky
25. Any new and exciting news that you'd like to share? Sadly no. I have a pretty dull life..
26. What did you want to be when you were little? A vet, kinda. I never really had a set career growing up
27. What is your best childhood memory? Getting my cats, Sammy and Nickie
28. Are you a cat or dog person? Cat ONLY person. Do not like dogs.
29. Are you married? Sadly no
30. Always wear your seat belt? Uh, yeah. I don't want to die in an accident.
31. Been in a car accident? Nope!
32. Any pet peeves? People who smoke. Who are dramatic. Egos. Really religious people
33. Favorite pizza topping? Chicken, bacon, sausage, meatballs, pineapple
34. Favorite Flower? A red rose :)
35. Favorite ice cream? Peanut butter cup and strawberry cheesecake
36. Favorite fast food? Taco Bell, In-N-Out.
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Never took one yet, I have a long way to go to get to that part :/
38. From whom did you get your last email? E-mail pal from England, Ella!
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Don't have a card but I'd love to go shop-happy at Target and Kohl's.
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Mmmm... nope.
41. Like your job? Don't have one :(
42. What was your favorite vacation? Colorado, summer of 2006. 3 weeks, just my sister and I staying with our aunt.
43. Who's your favorite actor/actress? Daniel Radcliffe and Johnny Depp.
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Family
45. What are you listening to right now? Nothing
46. What is your favorite color? Purple
47. How many tattoos do you have? None but I'd like to get one in the future
48. Coffee drinker? Ugh no. Can't even stand the smell.
49. How many children do you have? None yet
50. What was the last book you read? Harry Potter POA
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You love jeans
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You own a cell phone.
You have been called a brat.
Total : 5
Black is one of your favorite colors.
Total : 7
You can skateboard
Total : 7
You love the computer.
Total : 7
You cut yourself over depression
Total : 6
You like rap.
Total : 1 (lol)
You like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
Total: 0 (uuhh... I like baseball lol)
1st = Goth-haha
2nd = Emo
3rd = Punk
4th = Geek
5th = Prep
6th = Ghetto/Gansta
Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):
This is this cat
Now read the third word down on each sentence.
Harry Potter Fanfiction
Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
10) Madam Pomfrey
1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic? Luna and Poppy? lol hell no
2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Remus is suuuper hot!!
3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? lmao I don't think George could get Harry pregnant but if so.. I might read it winks
4)Do you recall any good fics about 9? Believe so but cant come up with any at the top of my head
5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Tonks and Hermione? No, I don't do slash
6)4/8 or 4/9? lmao think I'd take Siri and McGonagall over Siri and Hagrid any day
7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship? I think Tonks would be crushed if she found Remmy with Hagrid!!
8) make a summery of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.
George has some new Weasley Wizard Wheezes ideas to test out on First Years. Can Hermione put a stop to it before it is too late?
9)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story? Siri and Poppy.. don't think so and hope it remains that way.
10)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic. Aww. Harry and Luna... um: Thestrels are Only Skin Deep.
11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? Yuck!! Siri and his own godson?! Er. Siri adopts Harry and erm- invites him to his bedroom one night for uh- 'a talk.'
12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose? I serious have no clue what song fits Poppy..
13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be? Hermione, Remus and George? Warning: Makes no sense! Read at own risk!
14) What pick-up line might eight use on five? Hagrid on Luna? Goodness. Er- 'Wanna see my thestrels?'
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? lol umm she might scream: Good heavens!
16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I don't read any Luna fics so never..
17) What is Six's super-secret kink? oh wow, that could be anything. Sex toys perhaps?
18) Would Two shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Hermione would be REALLY drunk to shag McGonagall!
19) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Hm, I think Tonks and Remus are equal but Remus most likely
20) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Sickened. I love Hagrid but who would really well, be with him?
Pick 10 characters and answer the following:
7) Mr. Mackey
8) Mr. Garrison
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Smile happily. Stan can wake me up for any reason!
Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Uhh, dunno why he would but I think we’d both be embarrassed
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Chef and Tweek? I'd be kinda worried why...
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Fine by me, she seems to enjoy cooking and baking
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Guess that would be okay. I think.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
He is probably having yet another sexual identity crisis
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Doesn't sound like something he'd do, he was probably forced into it
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Why would you do that Clyde?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Protect me as much as he can and alert the proper authorities
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Butters will get help right away and manage to comfort me at once
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Cartman wouldn’t give me crap lol maybe a coupon for some KFC?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Chef calls for the firemen of course!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Talk to me about it first, she'll make sure I'm comfortable before I do something stupid
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
I think Stan would wonder why I am marrying a little boy... Clyde would be freaked too
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Try to talk to me about it since that is his job, but it probably wouldn't help
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Just by being there I guess, doubt he'd care
You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Join in or ask why I'm laughing
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Dude, he has dark hair, blue eyes, sweet, smart, sensitive, calm, caring, talented, level-headed…
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Butters loves Tweek? I am not a fan of random character pairings!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?
Well I’d get along with Cartman’s mom I’m guessing, she’s such a pushover… but the Cartmans are not who I wan to associate with
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
I sure as hell hope not!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Try to get him to stop. You're too young to act this way Ike!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
I don't think I'd want Mackey laughing at me
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Uhhh… I’d agree. If you switch from being a man to a woman to a man again and are gay… well…
Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
I would send an e-mail back, cute lil’ thing, I love you too! Although you're a bit too young for me Stanley, sorry
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
What the hell boys?! Stan and Clyde makes no sense!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
They must be having a long conversation. Nothing else I would want those two to be doing...
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Don't think so. Soul-mates with your best friend's brother?
Would 2 trust 5?
Sure Butters would! Why not trust her?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Chef must really have noting better to do than to poke Clyde
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?
Language arts? Not sure what class Stan and Sharon would share
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
A mess. Cartman and Ike... wouldn't want anything made from them.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Therapist? Mackey and Tweek both have problems
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
I'm not sure. Garrison probably doesn't know much about hair. Good luck Sharon!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Mackey sketching for Sharon?? How odd... I guess she'd be happy, although a little weirded by it
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Tweek is probably freaking out over something silly Mackey is saying
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Stanley, do you have nothing better to do than kick your classmates??
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Poor little Butters will probably be grounded if his parents found out
5 and 6 did a workout together?
I guess they would do some kind of kid and grown-up yoga thing
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
I'm sorry Ike- how did I forget?
7 won the lottery?
That would be interesting, that's all I can say
8 had quite a big secret?
I don’t think I want to know anymore of Mr. Garrison’s secrets…
9 became a singer?
Lmao I don't think that would happen...
10 got a daughter?
let's hope when he is old enough to even HAVE sex.. o.O
What would 1 think of 2?
He thinks he's a pushover but they're still friends
How would 3 greet 9?
Pretend to freak out about something
What would 4 envy about 5?
I wouldn't really know
What dream would 5 have about 6?
A random one is all I can say
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They can both be strangely weird at times
What would make 7 angry at 8
Something involving the students probably
Where would 8 meet 9?
In the classroom
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Anything really, Tweek is too insane to tell secrets
What would make 10 scared of 1?
That he can be a pretty good leader? Hm...
Is 3 Gay?
Ha, he’s the gayest of the boys yes- hopefully for Stan lol!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though A LOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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Stories I'm working on: (A/N: Forgive me but I have several ideas in my head at the moment so do not know the order any of these will be released. It may be a while until some of these ideas are posted. So just stay tuned to find out what's next).
Harry Potter and the Unstable Crossing: Brand-new chapters are finally being written so keep coming back.
Love, the Grangers: Letters to and from Hermione and her parents during her years at Hogwarts. Accepting ideas you may have.
These Words on Paper: Friends and family reflect on the events in How the Darkness Sounds with the help of some personal letters. Status: Next chapter in-progress.
Welcome to the Marsh House: Short stories involving the Marsh family. Status: Writing next chapter. Accepting ideas you may have for this!
Tales of Toddlerhood: Next installment of the SP boys as little kids. Status: Waiting for next chapter idea. Accepting any you may have!
Untitled: We get a glimpse of what a full 24 hour day is like for each boy. Possibly other characters.
Untitled: The boys, now adults, must go back to South Park when something horrible takes part in the town. Status: On hiatus until other stories are completed and I plan this one out more.
Untitled: Various South Park characters answer a fun questioner one day.
Untitled: Stan's parents set strong new rules in order to keep their son out of danger each week. But they later regret it once he is needed in order to save the town.