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Joined 02-03-07, id: 1212882, Profile Updated: 05-06-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

For all you stalkers out there:

I'm pretty much still on hiatus for everything. I am writing a little bit, betaing for my existing authors, and am still willing to do one-shots, however, everything else is not really an option right now, the Navy sucks, I never have time for what I like.

I am going to tell you a bit about myself, so here goes:

Name: Matthew

Nicknames: Matt, Mateo, マシュ (Mashu), or 滝様 (Taki-sama)

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Height: 6'1"

Hometown: Houston, Texas

Current Location: Norfolk, Virginia

Languages Spoken: English (fluently), Spanish (natively), and Japanese (level 3 proficiency).

Orientation: Gay

Occupation: E-3 (SN) in the U.S. Navy

The person I'm currently stalking: I don't have anyone to stalk, for the first time in years. Got any suggestions?

Okay, we're done with that part, now for the fun, I get to rant about myself a little more.

I love Naruto, the guy and the series.

I love ramen, even if it's really high in MSG and horribly unhealthy.

I love most yaoi fics. I do read het, and more rarely yuri, I'm generally a romance reader/writer, though some adventure fics attract my attention.

I have a deep hatred for work and troublesome things. Homework is a word that never made it into my lexicon. Sweeping all the time sucks.

The character I am most similar to from Naruto is Shikamaru, and with my blonde-ish hair and a cigarette in my mouth, I bear an uncanny resemblance to Havoc from FMA (though Kewpie might disagree.) I also like to think of myself as Zack from FFVII, and I think Cloud is the cutest thing ever.

I am a minion of the C2 Boy, Awyr was amazing and invited me, so I can now share my favorite fics with everyone.

Okay, so that about sums it up. If you have any questions or comments PM me.

I think I've said enough. You want to know more about me? Well, that's too bad isn't it? (Just kidding, if you want to get to know me, feel free to hit me up on here or facebook...)

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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 3,109 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Belong by Cool-Hanyou reviews
KibaNaru Full summary in inside. In highschool everyone belongs somewhere. Sasuke's student council president.Kiba's top jock and Naruto's a...But in a school where homosexuality is rarely accepted what happens when Kiba wants a certain blonde.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,646 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Guardian by Makkura Arashi reviews
"You want that punk to stay with me." His voice was completely void of all emotions and then…"How can you think for a moment that he could stay with me?".Naruto has to be Sasuke's gaurdian, too bad his charge has the hots for him.SemeSasu,older Naru.Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,897 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nostalgic Naruto by Himaru-Kun reviews
Naruto has been alone his whole life,when an odd love forms that he can't say no to, what will happen? If he lost said love, how hard would he fight to get it back? NarutoxKiba. R&R PLEASE!UPDATED 3.27.08!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,973 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Only Series by abnegation218 reviews
A usual theme with more twists in it than a 5 ft. tall ice cream cone. KibaNaru. Lemon in later chapters. You have been warned! I do not own any of the characters in this story. The plot, however, is my own. Betas by NaughtyTech and sasquatchsnake of LJ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Today is Shining by Chocobo-Cloud reviews
Zack is a young college student from Tokyo who is visiting Kyoto for a project. While unpersuaded at first that Kyoto is all that everyone makes it out to be, it doesn't take long for Zack to have a change of heart; wether its the sky, or the tea shop boy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Highschool to Pass by TailsofElements reviews
A Highschool Test for Hokage, fighting against Hebi, defeating the Akatsuki, keeping Kyuubi in check, maintaining a relationship with Dogbreath, and becoming Hokage all in one year. Ugh. Lucky girls. They get a party for their sixteenth year. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Vegas Nights by Fawkes' Feather reviews
Two roommates, Inuzuka Kiba and Uzumaki Naruto, take a short trip to Vegas, unknowing that chance meetings will change their lives for better...or for worse. AU. Rated M for sexual content and foul language plenty of that. Various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Wolves by Mashiro reviews
[Naruto x Sasuke] It's sad, but Sasuke loses a lot of his impressiveness when he's drunk and passed out on the floor. Though on the other hand, he looks quite nice when he's soaked in cold beer. Short series. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,303 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All The Broken Pieces by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
KakaIruKaka, eventually. Tsunade bets Asuma that Kakashi can teach Iruka to be a jonin in two months, and both men have their lives suddenly thrown into chaos. Amoung the challenges, love begins to work it's way into the hearts of the the two nin, and in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,210 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Singing Lovers by TailsofElements reviews
A simple contest turns new friends into rivals, then into friends, best friends and even lovers. How will this effect the contest, the bands, Kiba and Naruto? KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Fighting Dreamers by KungFuu reviews
Iruka would do anything for his adopted son. He'd even resort to prostitution if it would allow him to pay for Naruto to become a ninja, his son's only dream. Iruka's night job brings Kakashi into his life, and everything changes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,512 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Tall and Short of It by Rayne-kun reviews
For Ed's whole life, he's never been attracted to anyone. No girl or boy has ever caught his attention... Until his school gets a new headmaster by the name of Roy Mustang. [RoyEd, yaoi, onesided RussellEd, EnvyRussel don't ask, AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,245 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Tsumi no Ishiki by Makkura Arashi reviews
Naruto's marrying Gaara? It's not possible...he's to be the Rokudaime...' He looked at the Sannin his eyes filled with pain, before leaving. 'I have to stop the wedding' Yaoi, GaaNaru, but mostly will end up SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,559 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloodline by copperhair reviews
Neji is falling apart. First he is forced to group up with new team mates. Next, Neji finds himself caught in a lovers feud between Sasuke and Naruto. In addition, Gaara is hitting on him. Then, there is also the strange dreams Neji has been having.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,518 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
Dawning Realization reviews
Kiba and Naruto meet in boarding school and fall in love, by a coincidence so do Kyuubi and Itachi, but there are many challenges to being gay in upper class Kyoto, and it takes their all just to make it. AU, KibaNaru, KyuIta, SasuSaku, GaaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U.