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Joined 02-04-07, id: 1213191, Profile Updated: 12-05-10
Author has written 15 stories for Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, South Park, Jhonen Vasquez, Heroes, House, M.D., Batman, and Catcher in the Rye.

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY (11-18-09)

I would like to make a proposal. I've deleted all of the stories that make that gross watery pre-barf stuff materialize in my mouth. Hopefully, this will allow me to side-step the shame that I have been faced with whenever I try to work on this stuff.

So: I'll maybe attempt to finish the House, MD and Batman stuff if you wonderful people -see note 1- will promise not to hate me for too long if I removed something that you (for reasons clear to Mighty Cthulhu -see note 2- alone) actually liked.

Deal? Deal.

Note 1 I have had hits on stories from people (person?) in ICELAND. Besides freaking me out a little bit (technology is weird...), I am really flattered. Not because I imagined Icelandic people to abhor slash fan fiction, but rather because I know zero people in Iceland. So, um, thanks!

Note 2 On account of all that Leviticus stuff that I keep hearing about, I've become relatively sure that God has nothing to do with fan fiction. Who, then, you ask? Cthulhu. (Why? Why Not?)


And here's the stuff that's not deleted (Pending...):

"Reflections on a Killer" -I honestly think that this is the only heterosexual thing that I have on here. Not surprising. It's about Silence of the Lambs. I kinda liked it, actually. Kinda still do. HannibalxClarice

"Newton's Laws" -Well, I wrote this when I was in an Integrated Physics and Chemistry course, during the Physics part. Then I found the spiral that it was written in, and decided to clean the thing up and put it here. South Park Slash. Style

"So Soon Taken From Us" -This one's pretty sad, actually. Once again, my apologies to Jhonen Vasquez for ruining JTHM with fan fiction, as well as Invader Zim. Nny/Older Squee

"Springtime" -More South Park slash? Wow. This one's practically a crack pairing, but I thought it was a little cute. Stan/Token (Stoken? I think "Stoken" would be good...)

"Loathsome, Beautiful Thing" -Now, this is where my fan fiction skills turn themselves around. (That was a joke.) It's Heroes, slash, Mohinder/Sylar("Mylar") Mohinder POV

"Irony" -NOT SLASH. No pairing at all, actually. It's South Park, again. Y'know, I think I write this stuff because there is no character development necessary. None at all. Kenny-centric.

"A Moment of Weakness" -This is actually the same scene from "Loathsome, Beautiful Thing," but told from the other point of view, Sylar's. Mylar.

"Susurrations" -First House/Wilson piece! I really do love Wouse. Wilson POV

"Swallowing Pride" -And now begins the Batman lovin'. It's slash, of course. (Sorry, Bob Kane...) Of course, it's still in progress, but there will actually be some slash in it eventually, I promise. Oh, and you needn't have read Batman 416 to understand it. I'm just retelling it in a slashier way. Bruce/Dick

"Hush" -Another House, MD fic. I'm working on it, I swear! Wouse

"Dynamics" -Written while I was still playing music. It's Batman/Joker, Joker POV.

"Without Pain" -My newest piece, I'm hoping to finish it soonish. Wouse, eventually.

"Mr. Antolini" -Okay okay okay, It's smut. Sue me. Cather in the Rye. Slash.

"A Thousand Years" -Heroes slash, Mylar, works well with my other two, I think.

"Metaphorically Speaking" -House, MD oneshot. Yay.

Go check out ScrewMilk-GotSlash. I love that kid.

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Storm by slashyking reviews
Dick has grown tired of the Teen Titans and confronts Bruce about it. Not really angsty but dark, romance. BaRr BatmanxRobin One-shot. DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters mentioned. I am not making a profit off of this. R&R, please.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
A Word and a Blow by BluePeople reviews
R&J. This is Tybalt/Mercutio SLASH. And it's depressing. Mind the rating.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Glue by Verbal Kint10 reviews
House, Wilson, Foreman, and Chase get locked in the janitor's closet. What ensues are recounts of the four's most embarrassing and most influential moments.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
To The End by Kir Sirin reviews
“I could never kill you.” BatmanxJoker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Highest Bidder by slashyking reviews
DannyVlad slash. Danny's captured and taken to a Ghost Zone prison auction. Smut ensues for our little halfa. See what happens in this marvelously twisted three-shot. Read A/N for more details. Chap. 1 rated T, Chap. 2 rated M, Chap. 3 rating pending...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Dan Phantom, Vlad M. - Complete
Waxing Poetic by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Being the Joker's muse isn't all that it's cracked up to be. A realistic portrayal of the Joker Harley Quinn relationship. Abuse, psychological, sexual situation. Dark Fic. Not for the squeamish or spineless! R/R.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Wouse Poems by slashyking reviews
Read the A/N for details. Fluffy slash Wouse, H/W, that kind of stuff inside...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Memories by Latin Girl Writter reviews
One-Shot An adult Dick remembers about his childhood and his relationship with Bruce Wayne. Warning: contains CP.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Smile by slashyking reviews
PreTDK Joker gore!Fic....Read AN for details. Enjoy
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Helping by slashyking reviews
After Sirius' funeral, Remus comforts Harry and helps himself in the process. Remus Sirius slash. Not exactly angsty but hurtcomfort. I love the ending, it's slightly fluffy, but the rest is sad. Enjoy, Read, and Reviewing makes me a happy boy! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
How the Sun Shines On This Perfect Day by slashyking reviews
This is an AlexHeph slash I created after a spark of inspiration after watching 300 over the Spring Break. Enjoy.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
My Ending by NoOneCatchMe reviews
JD POV.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Toe Tapping Fun by Telanu reviews
Set during the film, before Lecter is transported to Memphis. Clarice Starling is going to make Hannibal Lecter an offer that, frankly, he can't afford to refuse.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
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Metaphorically Speaking reviews
A short oneshot about the heavy drinking that followed the very first meeting between House and Wilson. Wilson doesn't understand his new friend's metaphors, especially while inebriated. K-plus for booze.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
A Thousand Years reviews
Sylar's car trip with Luke was infuriating in that each thing the boy said would remind him of another car ride... Mylar. T for some language and implied sexual situations.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Mr Antolini reviews
What would have happened, had Holden not rushed out of Mr. Antolini's house after waking up? Male/Male Slash. Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Without Pain reviews
Based on "The Softer Side", so there are spoilers. Wilson is quite worried about House's newfound medication. Wouse in 2nd Chapter. Wilson POV
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House
Hush reviews
After the funeral, House and Wilson begin fighting, while House tries to treat a child who can't speak. Eventual Wouse. Spoilers.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Swallowing Pride reviews
Eighteen months after Bruce Wayne said goodbye, an acclimated Dick Grayson's life is shattered by a single news report: Batman's got a new Robin. Based on Batman 416. Eventual slash. Rated for future. Dick POV
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Dynamics reviews
BatmanxJoker drabble.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Susurrations reviews
Set during 97 Seconds. Wilson's reaction to House's condition. Slight Wouse. UPDATE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
A Moment of Weakness reviews
Sequel to Loathsome, Beautiful Thing. Based on Parasite, right after Sylar passes out. Sylar POV. Slight Mylar.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S. - Complete
Irony reviews
Kennycentric. When the only thing you want is just out of your reach. Mild language.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
Loathsome, Beautiful Thing reviews
Based on Parasite. What happened while Sylar was passed out? Slight Mylar, if you wish to see it that way. Mohinder's POV.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Springtime reviews
Stan and Token. A saddened Token needs comfort from someone. Slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Token B., Stan M. - Complete
So Soon Taken From Us reviews
NnyxOlderSquee Johnny returns from his 'trip', devoid of emotion, only to come into contact with a 17yearold Squee and becomes lost in a rush of feeling....an infuriating rush. Character Death
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Newton's Laws reviews
Kyle just cannot seem to understand physics, so Stan tutors him. Oneshot Style Suckiness Warning
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Reflections on a Killer reviews
FilmBased, or else I would have put it in Books. A silly oneshot that I wrote about how much I want Clarice and Dr.Lecter to be in love. Clarice's point of view, but set in the third person.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete